[Contentless]ITT [ITT] you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:05

You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:11

i really have to poop

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 10:23

;)

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 15:41

I kissed a girl in a club last night, little did she know I'd been watching her all night, kissing lots of boys. So I took her firmly by the shoulders, spun her round, pushed her away then made a rude gesture with my hand. Then I winked at my friend.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:45

stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 20:47

SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 23:44

Hahaha this thread is pretty funny.

Also I just masturbated twice and my hands are sticky. Hopefully other people in the house are asleep by now, since I'm going to take the semen-stained papertowels to the bathroom without anyone noticing. Maybe I should stop typing. Okay I'll stop typing.

Mittens!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 07:14

>>495

Are you high? That's the sort of thing I write when I am high.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 07:36

I don't smoke drugs, I smoke fools like >>496 on the b-ball court.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 08:48

I'm so worried, I have lots of work to do for this week. I can't let anyone know though, because I'm famous for my easy-going attitude.

I have 10 life sketches to do, and a Flash-based Touhou ripoff with accompanying sketchbook, then a Japanese exam on Monday. Please wish me luck (つд⊂)

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 13:01

>>512 here.

>>498 is a loser and didn't finish his work. I came back in time to tell you this so you will say he is a loser too.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 14:44

hey, what happened to the new picture on DQN? it was some girl...

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 16:39

hey, why did >>500 fail to seize the 500GET?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 16:59

>>501
Because he's gay.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 18:12

urmom

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 18:37

>>511 here.
I couldn't get over what >>512 told me, and I was worried about what would happen if I changed the future, so I failed anyway.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 05:02

If I'm going to be wasting my parent's money, I might as well enjoy myself while I do so.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 11:30

ow this zit hurts

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 17:07

I hope whoever marks my coursework understands what I meant artistically when I burnt my sketchbook

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:29

Art snobs like to declare what is and isn't artistic. I would say "Fuck them right up their asses" but I think they would enjoy that too much.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 04:25

I know I would.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 19:09

Art is what you get away with.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:10

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:15

Less artsy more fartsy

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:22

☼¿☼
\___/ PARRRP

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:46

We could use a song thread.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:55

You don't have to say please.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 04:22

These bits that don't rhyme
It's a metaphor for us

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 09:21

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 03:28

The History Channel greatly exagerates the current financial crisis by calling it the beggining of the next Great Depression.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 04:57

Tomorrow I need to do a bit of katakana revision, then read through all the culture printouts we got, and then some listening practice with the free cd in my textbook.
I'm not worried about failing, I just want to do well.
Sensei told us that last year there was a question in the exam that she hadn't taught, so even if they didn't answer she gave them a mark. Then for the listening part where we have to listen to the tape and write down the words in kana, she said she'd give us half a mark if we even write half a word in romaji.
So I'm not worried.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 18:27

i went to a korean supermarket today; they have 20 different kinds of salt

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 18:40

I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 02:41

If there are 20 kinds of salt, does that mean 20 different ways to kill slugs?

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 04:52

>>522 Just with salt.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 04:54

b b _**_hayllo_**_

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 07:21

I'm not interested in posting in this thread and I don't want to. But I will, because I had the sudden urge.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 21:16

I think Patchi's really pretty, I think I would go out with her

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 00:00

I may be going to jail. Or maybe I got off scot-free. But if I'm going to jail, I need to make arrangements and kill myself first.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 01:19

I've heard English people say "Oh, you shouldn't use the term scot-free in case you offend Scottish people"

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 00:42

Well, it can hardly be worse than wearing a kilt in cold weather.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 02:58

Me and my chums are going out on Hogmanay with our kilts on. It might be chilly on my willy but I will dance the cold away

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:14

I hope this rift forming between DQN and SAoVQ is just a temporary thing.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:46

>>531
Considering that we're the same three people posting over and over, I'd hope so, too.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 08:29

I really wish I could like Bleach like everyone else, I really do, but whenever I try to watch an episode or read a bit of the manga I have to stop midway through, go outside, and beat my dog.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 16:14

>>533
Nobody really likes Bleach. They're just under the impression that everyone else does, thus creating a homogeneous blanket of feigned interest, thus sustaining the ever-growing fan base of disinterested viewers.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 19:58

>>534
Just like all anime?

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 22:06

>>534
As a matter of fact... Yes.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 02:51

>>535

Perhaps the same could be said of all television

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 02:51

( ˃ ヮ˂) BUMP WHILE DRUNK LOL

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 07:11

>>537
Perhaps the same could be said of all fads.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 12:08

>>538 HELL YES NIGGA.

ALSO VERICODE = TONGING , WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 13:22

>>540
( ˃ ヮ˂) ME TOO MAN, I'M GLAD SHE GOT HER TONGUE PIERCED LIKE I ASKED HER TO!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 09:28

Ah.... I wonder if I should bring this thread back to the front page with all of my zany thinking. My captcha's "げ." Sweet, I love those that I barely have to type. Just two keystrokes. For the letters, at least. ... Yes, just two letters for a captcha. Two. The two letters that make my day easier. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. It doesn't even sound like a goddamn word anymore, and yet I keep saying it. Two. Two. Two. Wow. Two. My post was executed with much ease with such a short captcha. Remember when DQN didn't have captchas? We just took that shit for granted. Two. But with captchas that can be nearly twice or three times as large as- Two. Two. Two. Two. It's the annoyance we just stand before making our posts. It's a bit of a nuisance, but it's always a pleasure posting here. Two. Just two letters is the cost of posting here. I'm paying two letters to submit this post. Two. Only two. Usually it'd be more, like a six- or maybe seven-letter captcha. But this is only two. Two.

Two.

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Two can even be typed as one character, 2. Yet it has three letters. 3. Two has three letters, but can be typed as one number. One number. Just one. Or three. Three. It's the keystrokes like this I'd love to save daily. If this wasn't such a long post, such a short captcha would have been to my advantage, as two letters would have been a larger percentage of my post, as apposed to such a small, graudally decreasing percentage that would go along with such a post like this. Why do I even type the captchas first? Is it just because I want to get it over with? What if I decide not to submit the post? Typing those 6 letters would have been very well near pointless. But in this case it's two. Only two. Just two. A mere two. A minor two. Just two keystrokes. Two. I type over 120wpm, even maxing out at 160wpm at times, depending on the test. Two. You see, each wpm measuring test is done in a different way, so no matter how good, or bad you are, you'll get a different measurement of wpm for each different test. Two. So in this case, it's only meaningful to compare and/or contrast your measurement to other's. It's all relative. Two. But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it. Two. It wouldn't be such a nuisance to me now, would it? I mean, it's only a second of my life. The average lifespan of a human male is about ~80 years. Two. So realisticly, let's just use 76. 76 years. One second out of that would be spent typing the captcha. There's a lot of other things that are going on in my life in comparison to typing two letters. Most things take minutes, hours, days, weeks. But this takes a second. And so I slice a part of my life to type out this second time...

ge

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 13:15

>>542 "wpm" stands for words per minute. So you're saying you can type two words a second, not letters. 2 letters per second isn't that fast really.

A+ post though. Would read again.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 14:21

that guy wrote a lot i wish i could write a lot i cant though

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:32

I'm a bad perosn for laughing at traffic jams.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 20:07

>>545
I think I'm worse for laughing at the thought of you laughing maniacally at traffic jams.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 22:31

>>543

>But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it.

I think this implies that he can type way over 2 letters in one second.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 18:02

>>546
I laughed at Beady Eyes trolling a Caylee Anthony memorial group on facebook. Am I bad?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:02

>>548 link plz

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:07

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=31664646313
Note the admin too.

It's not me by the way, though do lurk in that group because I had heard of the trolls. There used to be a guy posting as W.T. Snacks, and I posted a link to the image of him fucking a whale.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 23:02

Who the fuck is Caylee Anthony?

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 09:43

( ・-・) A 3 year old girl murdered by her mother, then not reported missing for a month. The group is filled with people who wouldn't have otherwise known about this dead little girl if it weren't plastered all over "Nancy Grace"'s show (whoever she is). They all seem to just say things along the lines of "RIP CAYLEE U R IN GOD'S ARMS NOW". Now they make lots of SERIOUS THREATS to obvious trolls.

I didn't know either till one of the other trolls sent me the link.

We've started to stir it up now since they're catching on who the trolls are. Why not take a peek?

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 14:33

this place weird, you all weird!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 15:23

I wonder if cats taste good (while I'm stroking my cat)

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 20:47

oh man that was the greasiest goddamn hamburger i ever ate

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:51

Ladge...where have I heard that word before. I'm just now realizing that captchas actually make me think deeply about what the pseudo-randomly generated characters mean to me.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:53

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Keith Ladger!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:56

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My captcha is "leather". Kinky!

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:05

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like mittens face.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:16

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want to fuck Mittens!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:48

( ・-・) ... thats just not right.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 12:20

I want to steal some cash from a couple bank accounts1 and convert it to all to euros. Then I want to take my guitar (and possibly soul mate friend who is a rebellious and thrill-seeking dude as well) with me on a one-way flight to Europe. If I have enough cash I can rent a shitty flat, join a band, and make the band famous with my virtuoso-like abilities. Otherwise I can live in hotels and go partying until I make friends with other musicians who will think I am awesome and thus let me live with them, where they will find me an invaluable member of their household due to my expanded skill set. If I do not grow wary of living by the skin of my teeth, or the financial crisis wholly eradicates the possibility of such adventure, I can hop around the country like this indefinitely.

Or I can hit it big being a Web 2.0 coder. I obviously do not want to go with this option.

1: No, FBI, I am not actually going to do this.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 08:27

We always have such big ambitions we'll never get around to doing...

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 22:12

The Art of Halo 3 book was kind of disappointing, actually.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 23:58

I'm really disappointed in Sankaku Complex. I thought it would be more like old /b/ where everyone fapped in peace and harmony to everything, regardless of of whether you were strait, gay, pedo, furry, whatever. But looking at the forums the majority of people are crying about how traps are disgusting and basically just a bunch of "I'm a BIG HULKING MALE so I don't like ANYTHING with a PENIS, UGHHHHHH." bullshit.

At least the articles and galleries themselfs are still pretty good.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 03:02

How the fuck do I use the chain rule?

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 03:22

what's the chain rule?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 06:32

What use does Remilia Scarlet have for the chain rule?

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 06:34

The song from Parasol stars.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 21:09

>>566
Don't find f'g-fg'/g^2
Good luck!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 03:54

Time flies when you're browsing pixiv.

572 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5627 10:24

My butt is itchy.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 14:59

Reading >>572's post I've realized my butt is itchy too. Damn you, >>572.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 01:19

What would happen if all the food anime charecters ate actually made them fatter?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 02:37

>>574
Then there wouldn't be food anime

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 19:13

I thought people had shut up about the LHC causing a black hole. Seriously. I thought they had all realized how stupid they were being.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 22:17

My butt would have probably been itchy if I didn't already scratch it a few minutes ago.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 02:55

>>568
I love Remilia, but I love Patchi most

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 08:31

I need to sleep

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 08:56

i need to quit dirnking

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 12:00

My fingers smell funny.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 12:00

The entire universe is the smell of burnt almonds.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 16:49

I must wait awhile for refreshing the captcha.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 20:24

Mountain Dew changed the written form of its name to "Mtn Dew". I think this is a temporary step in the process of renaming it to MITTEN DEW.

585 Name: （+＾ω＾) : 1993-09-5630 02:26

Fish.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 22:47

( ˃ ◡˂) my girlfriend just said i love you too, and i owe it all to you guys

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 07:38

clocks are probably pretty easy to make i guess

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 08:12

i like dub music

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 09:34

Huh, my email got hacked. I actually remembered my answer to the security question, though, so its alright.
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