[Contentless]ITT [ITT] you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:05

You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 12:08

>>538 HELL YES NIGGA.

ALSO VERICODE = TONGING , WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 13:22

>>540
( ˃ ヮ˂) ME TOO MAN, I'M GLAD SHE GOT HER TONGUE PIERCED LIKE I ASKED HER TO!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 09:28

Ah.... I wonder if I should bring this thread back to the front page with all of my zany thinking. My captcha's "げ." Sweet, I love those that I barely have to type. Just two keystrokes. For the letters, at least. ... Yes, just two letters for a captcha. Two. The two letters that make my day easier. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. It doesn't even sound like a goddamn word anymore, and yet I keep saying it. Two. Two. Two. Wow. Two. My post was executed with much ease with such a short captcha. Remember when DQN didn't have captchas? We just took that shit for granted. Two. But with captchas that can be nearly twice or three times as large as- Two. Two. Two. Two. It's the annoyance we just stand before making our posts. It's a bit of a nuisance, but it's always a pleasure posting here. Two. Just two letters is the cost of posting here. I'm paying two letters to submit this post. Two. Only two. Usually it'd be more, like a six- or maybe seven-letter captcha. But this is only two. Two.

Two.

Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two.

Two can even be typed as one character, 2. Yet it has three letters. 3. Two has three letters, but can be typed as one number. One number. Just one. Or three. Three. It's the keystrokes like this I'd love to save daily. If this wasn't such a long post, such a short captcha would have been to my advantage, as two letters would have been a larger percentage of my post, as apposed to such a small, graudally decreasing percentage that would go along with such a post like this. Why do I even type the captchas first? Is it just because I want to get it over with? What if I decide not to submit the post? Typing those 6 letters would have been very well near pointless. But in this case it's two. Only two. Just two. A mere two. A minor two. Just two keystrokes. Two. I type over 120wpm, even maxing out at 160wpm at times, depending on the test. Two. You see, each wpm measuring test is done in a different way, so no matter how good, or bad you are, you'll get a different measurement of wpm for each different test. Two. So in this case, it's only meaningful to compare and/or contrast your measurement to other's. It's all relative. Two. But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it. Two. It wouldn't be such a nuisance to me now, would it? I mean, it's only a second of my life. The average lifespan of a human male is about ~80 years. Two. So realisticly, let's just use 76. 76 years. One second out of that would be spent typing the captcha. There's a lot of other things that are going on in my life in comparison to typing two letters. Most things take minutes, hours, days, weeks. But this takes a second. And so I slice a part of my life to type out this second time...

ge

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 13:15

>>542 "wpm" stands for words per minute. So you're saying you can type two words a second, not letters. 2 letters per second isn't that fast really.

A+ post though. Would read again.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 14:21

that guy wrote a lot i wish i could write a lot i cant though

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:32

I'm a bad perosn for laughing at traffic jams.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 20:07

>>545
I think I'm worse for laughing at the thought of you laughing maniacally at traffic jams.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 22:31

>>543

>But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it.

I think this implies that he can type way over 2 letters in one second.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 18:02

>>546
I laughed at Beady Eyes trolling a Caylee Anthony memorial group on facebook. Am I bad?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:02

>>548 link plz

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:07

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=31664646313
Note the admin too.

It's not me by the way, though do lurk in that group because I had heard of the trolls. There used to be a guy posting as W.T. Snacks, and I posted a link to the image of him fucking a whale.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 23:02

Who the fuck is Caylee Anthony?

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 09:43

( ・-・) A 3 year old girl murdered by her mother, then not reported missing for a month. The group is filled with people who wouldn't have otherwise known about this dead little girl if it weren't plastered all over "Nancy Grace"'s show (whoever she is). They all seem to just say things along the lines of "RIP CAYLEE U R IN GOD'S ARMS NOW". Now they make lots of SERIOUS THREATS to obvious trolls.

I didn't know either till one of the other trolls sent me the link.

We've started to stir it up now since they're catching on who the trolls are. Why not take a peek?

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 14:33

this place weird, you all weird!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 15:23

I wonder if cats taste good (while I'm stroking my cat)

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 20:47

oh man that was the greasiest goddamn hamburger i ever ate

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:51

Ladge...where have I heard that word before. I'm just now realizing that captchas actually make me think deeply about what the pseudo-randomly generated characters mean to me.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:53

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Keith Ladger!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 09:56

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My captcha is "leather". Kinky!

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:05

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like mittens face.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:16

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want to fuck Mittens!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:48

( ・-・) ... thats just not right.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 12:20

I want to steal some cash from a couple bank accounts1 and convert it to all to euros. Then I want to take my guitar (and possibly soul mate friend who is a rebellious and thrill-seeking dude as well) with me on a one-way flight to Europe. If I have enough cash I can rent a shitty flat, join a band, and make the band famous with my virtuoso-like abilities. Otherwise I can live in hotels and go partying until I make friends with other musicians who will think I am awesome and thus let me live with them, where they will find me an invaluable member of their household due to my expanded skill set. If I do not grow wary of living by the skin of my teeth, or the financial crisis wholly eradicates the possibility of such adventure, I can hop around the country like this indefinitely.

Or I can hit it big being a Web 2.0 coder. I obviously do not want to go with this option.

1: No, FBI, I am not actually going to do this.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 08:27

We always have such big ambitions we'll never get around to doing...

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 22:12

The Art of Halo 3 book was kind of disappointing, actually.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 23:58

I'm really disappointed in Sankaku Complex. I thought it would be more like old /b/ where everyone fapped in peace and harmony to everything, regardless of of whether you were strait, gay, pedo, furry, whatever. But looking at the forums the majority of people are crying about how traps are disgusting and basically just a bunch of "I'm a BIG HULKING MALE so I don't like ANYTHING with a PENIS, UGHHHHHH." bullshit.

At least the articles and galleries themselfs are still pretty good.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 03:02

How the fuck do I use the chain rule?

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 03:22

what's the chain rule?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 06:32

What use does Remilia Scarlet have for the chain rule?

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 06:34

The song from Parasol stars.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 21:09

>>566
Don't find f'g-fg'/g^2
Good luck!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 03:54

Time flies when you're browsing pixiv.

572 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5627 10:24

My butt is itchy.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 14:59

Reading >>572's post I've realized my butt is itchy too. Damn you, >>572.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 01:19

What would happen if all the food anime charecters ate actually made them fatter?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 02:37

>>574
Then there wouldn't be food anime

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 19:13

I thought people had shut up about the LHC causing a black hole. Seriously. I thought they had all realized how stupid they were being.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 22:17

My butt would have probably been itchy if I didn't already scratch it a few minutes ago.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 02:55

>>568
I love Remilia, but I love Patchi most

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 08:31

I need to sleep

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 08:56

i need to quit dirnking

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 12:00

My fingers smell funny.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 12:00

The entire universe is the smell of burnt almonds.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 16:49

I must wait awhile for refreshing the captcha.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 20:24

Mountain Dew changed the written form of its name to "Mtn Dew". I think this is a temporary step in the process of renaming it to MITTEN DEW.

585 Name: （+＾ω＾) : 1993-09-5630 02:26

Fish.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 22:47

( ˃ ◡˂) my girlfriend just said i love you too, and i owe it all to you guys

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 07:38

clocks are probably pretty easy to make i guess

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 08:12

i like dub music

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 09:34

Huh, my email got hacked. I actually remembered my answer to the security question, though, so its alright.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 13:44

Mine's is DOG

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 23:17

I need to get back to drawing

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 00:34

how do i blankpost? damnit

593 Name: <i></i> : 1993-09-5633 02:00

594 Name: <i></i> : 1993-09-5633 02:47

>>592
More options...
(select HTML formatting)

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 03:41

THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER

596 Name: <> : 1993-09-5633 04:30

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 04:38

>>596
OMG OPTIMIZED

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 07:10

so tired

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 10:13

jay-z does hardcore techno? what has science done! ( ˃ -˂)

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 21:37

This will be the third thread I've mentioned my condom in. It was supposed to be chocolate flavour but my bed stinks of rubber now. Like stronger than usual.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:01

i already noticed your condom. did you use it on a girl? and also, where do you get chocolate condoms. now i notice how dumb it is to start a conversation in such a thread.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 17:36

Yes I used it on a girl >>601 and my penis swelled up, not just in the good way.
I put a coin in a condom machine in a toilet in a bar and it gave me a chocolate one and a champagne one. I haven't tried the champagne one yet but I bet it wasn't made in the Champagne region of France, so they are most likely wrong to be using the word champagne. They should say sparkling wine flavour condom.

I didn't even know a vagina had tastebuds till my mother told me.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 19:22

Champagne Condoms must feel sparky, right?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:41

I do not want to have sex with Pandas also it is 4:40 am also I am alone on a laptop at some friend's flat and I am the only person not sleeping or fucking or sleep-fucking why me?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 09:25

DQN really has only 5 users? Oh lord...

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 10:30

I'd like to see proof of 5 users, if even that.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 10:45

>>605,606

Same person.
Including myself.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 16:54

DQN has more than 5 users.

I just showed up yesterday, so I make 6.

nyoro~n =3

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 17:59

I'll only reveal this once.

All of the posts on this entire site are being made by one person.

Alright, back to what we were doing.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 18:50

I only lurk here, usually.

You six need to liven the place up a bit, maybe get some new mittens.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 19:32

>>603
We'll let you know, but only if you're really interested

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:05

dude, yum yum soups are pretty hot. maybe even hotter than my ex-gf... but on the other hand i can't talk to 'em. but hey i can eat both of 'em!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 01:52

I wish I had something witty to say

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 14:46

>>611
I wonder how you've stayed alive till now...

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 15:34

braaaaaaaains

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 17:13

i need to stop sitting in front of my computer and DO something, damnit...

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:52

My kind, sweet, almost 60-year-old uncle just sent me an email telling me he just got through committing an act of violence against another person.

Why is the only response I can think of is "pics or it didn't happen"?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:55

In hindsight I guess it's a good thing he feels so close to me that he would share something like that with me.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:58

...

Uncle, noooooooooo. How could you do something like that? ;-;

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 06:31

cap-chan

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 07:27

ffcffffffffghgfraf,jssx.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:07

>>614
It's not supposed to mean a thing!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:25

>>622
( ´ω`) Get off the roof!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:29

It's just three letters, I-T-T YEN.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 20:09

you need to use sessiuns

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 12:43

enduser is awsm

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 20:09

Enduser is, at heart, what's left, we sadly know

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 21:25

i dont get that last statement, was it directed at "left" by enduser?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 15:11

I should really finish my Megaman II savestate.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 22:53

>>628 it seems kinda cold...

631 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5643 00:31

Tod zu den maschinen. Black sheep are still sheep. Law and order are unrelated. Therefore, I am.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 02:30

>>630
That's probably the most depressing post I've ever read.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 16:13

>>632 Actually, it is probably the last truly ＤＱＮ post you'll ever read.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 19:43

i thought this was the "post unhappy things" thread. how embarassing.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 20:58

>>632 Probably the last truly ＤＱＮ post you'll ever *want* to read.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:50

>>635
If I want to read more, does that make them no longer truly DQN?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 08:04

I'm not gonna start a rant about how my captcha is と

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 12:28

under the captcha >>637 と issho

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:03

>>636
They're not supposed to mean a thing

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