You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
in 100 years 9 billion new people will have been born and 12 billion will have died
The laughing heads all look the same.
The horn of your belly will sound
i filled a condom with bargain-basement shaving foam to recreate the "sensations" condoms my girlfriend likes.
I did the same thing too but I think she was enjoying it too much and she's getting chubby lately now that I think about it. ( -)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
NO WAIT NOT ANYMORE
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I wonder, in what way Anno will explain the death of Mari's mother?
Super Maria Sisters
I'd celebrate the one-year anniversary of this thread but I'm exactly 10 days late.
It's still 1993. No idea what the fuck you're talking about.
eternal september.
I haven't enjoyed browsing 4chan for years, so why cant I stop myself from wasting hours of my life there every single day?
>>955 Try visiting other boards on other sites. When I fully realised how shit 4chan is, I found 99chan's /move/, pooshlmer, and half of 420chan filled all my holes at full force
OH GOD HERE COMES THAT STINGRAY AGAIN
Jane won Masterchef. Also, I'm slightly thirsty!
It's dark outside.
I have a question about Garage Kits, is CC's ass a separate piece?
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I want to go to the libary today and take out a book for getting a divers license and take a book out about something random like fish. i like space books with pictures of jupiter's moons.
eoheheheheheohoheheheheyohehehehouhouhouheheee e e e e e e e e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvANW7mliBQ
DQN would be better if links opened in a new window with Safari
>>966
middle-click and command-click may just be the right command for you
i play with myself every day
I have a very strong urge to release the emergency mittens...
i think in a minute or so i'll explode
I'm cold and I'm shivering even though it's summer time this sucks
Summer? In my September?
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>>967 I know, but everywhere else links automatically open in new windows
And anyway, I command+alt+click on my macbook
Post #976? Thread is almost over! Will I be able to claim >>999 for my own sake?
why do all the chans suck lately? and why am i listening to shit music all day lately? AAAH
I sold four cigarettes for £10. The pack of ten only cost about £2.
I also sold 4 sniffs of my poppers for £4.
Also, I paid £6 to get into the club , but then pinched £12 worth of drinks so it's been a pretty good night :)(
Why did I buy a green body pillow with white polka dots on it? Just because it was soft?
Yes, that was what it was.
Good buy.
I should really go to bed. Haha, that guy said he lived down the street and it turned out that "down the street" was the homeless shelter.
Donkey cocks.
This is coincidental because I have just played Donkey Kong and got into a conversation about how Clerks 2 was a total disappointment.
I fucked a guy and he fucked me. That's all.
man, my head hurts.
fffffffff.
J-core makes me happy but I will never tell anyone IRL that I listen to it.
J-core makes me happy and I tell people too much IRL that I listen to it.
I just ate a bunch of Kraft parmesan cheese, straight from the tube.
Geez, commoner, what were you doing over there just now? Anyway, you a~~-bsolutely have to summon me today, you hear?! (MÁL) angry
Less than 200 days till September 6000, I am so excited!
what the fck did i just watch srsly i don get it laser sword angel wtf
I never did find the queen in that ant colony I disturbed by mistake today. I wonder if she's looking for me because I destroyed her civilization :(
My ceiling fan reminds me of the choppers
Just one more post, and then I'll go to bed...
Wow only a few more until 1000. Threads end on DQN, right?
No, 999. It's a much more interesting number.
It's like... big, but not four digits big. lawzzer was a good captcha, I shouldn't have wasted it here. Too late.
Ahahaha I like the new name guy, I want his number so we can talk and shit
I don't want to end this thread and have the responsibility of making a new one, as last time I carried on a successful thread I made a typo in the first post.
rebel, rebel, doo doo dodo doo doo doo doo