( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) There wouldn't be any silly threads dedicated to making nonsensical captchas seem like real words.
( ฿ ฿) A world where F-Zero style races existed and half the worlds resources were dedicated to building outrageously extravagant racetracks in the sky!
( ฿ -฿) The tracks would fall and kill us all if the power went out.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the physics and other scientific rules were similar to those in the Mario games!
( ฿ -฿) The Angry Sun would kill us all.
( ฿ ฿) A world where future time is now! Everyone flies to work with jetpacks!
( ฿ -฿) If the future was always now then the future would always be relative to the current present, thus causing us to never actually settle into a specific time because we would be constantly shifting forwards in time.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which Linux was the most widely used OS!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone is too busy writing their own kernel to get anything done.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ฿ -฿) The drool, oh God the drool!
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ฿ -฿) Where's the challenge in that?
( ฿ ฿) A world ruled by a benevolent and yet tyrannical meritocracy!
( ฿ -฿) Our Rules would discover we were all without merit, and turn us into soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) The whole world was wiped clean. Damage by polution was erased, All human Architecture was razed to the ground and no evidence remained. Human civilization was destroyed, leaving 99.999% of humanity dead. The remaining 700 000 or so would be devided into small groups of around 100 all across the planet. The absolute laws -1. once a group gets to be larger than 150 people, the group must split up into two, with one half finding a new spot a few miles down the road. 2. There can be no waste, and nothing must harm the planet. 3. Add your own laws as long as the do not contradict the first two.
( ฿ -฿) I'd probably be one of the dead ones. On the upside, so would you.
( ฿ ฿) A world without ecochondriacs freaking out about natural climate variability!
( ฿ -฿) We'd have to find something else to distract us from our real problems.
( ฿ ฿) A world made of pudding!
( ฿ -฿) We'd have to eat something else to distract us from all the pudding.
( ฿ ฿) A world where if you get fragged, you'd respawn at a set point (which could be set anywhere after you've gained enough frag points)!
( ฿ -฿) Actually, that's too perfect.
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( ฿ -฿) Everyone's arms would get tired real fast.
( ฿ ฿) A world where basic laws of nature, such as gravity and breathing, were entirely optional!
( ฿ -฿) All it takes it one dillweed upping the gravity to flatten us all.
( ฿ ฿) A world free of disease!
( ฿ -฿) The basic premise of RENT would be a bunch of people standing on a stage -- Team America would have no source for half of its plot!
( ฿ ฿) A world where dinosaurs still existed, and lived in zoos! And didn't suddenly break free and kill us all!
( ฿ -฿) Well what's the fun in that?
( ฿ ฿) Everyone rode Raptors to work!
( ฿ -฿) Commuting in the winter would be a hassle, being that raptors are cold blooded and all.
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( ฿ -฿) 2 out of 5 frogs survive the freezing process.
( ฿ ฿) If you lick Cirno, your tongue will stick to her cheek!
( ฿ -฿) My tongue would be permanently stuck to her cheek...
( ฿ ฿) The whole world was just like DQN!
( ฿ -฿) Entire world population: 6. All pimply fat guys.
( ฿ ฿) Everybody in the world haz :tenbux:
( ฿ -฿) we all would be the kind of people that would know obscure trivia soo obscure that nobody would leave their homes, thus destroying us over a period of 100 years as breeding ceases.
( ฿ ฿) There's no such thing as money
( ฿ -฿) The inefficient barter system would make it difficult for people to acquire food and basic necessities!
( ฿ ฿) All land is rented from the government!
( ฿ -฿) What does my landlord do when I download pr0nz from their cable system?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nerdy people can get laid more easily than jocks!
( ฿ -฿) The jocks can still beat up the nerds... and now they'll be more inclined to do so.
( ฿ ฿) A world of bros!
( ฿ -฿) Too many FISTS and not enough progress.
( ฿ ฿) A world where gum never loses its flavor!
( ฿ -฿) My jaw would get tired
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can communicate with everyone, regardless of language spoken
( ฿ -฿) Everyone would be able to tell me exactly what they think of me...
( ฿ ฿) Setting: SPACE. A Spaceship astride a nebula, with a constant and unlimited supply of resources gathered by robots.
Plot: The ship has all of humanity aboard, all linked into a massive online world. This central world would have many satellite worlds for fun and adventure and personal use. non intelligent robots run everything, while new worlds are added by in-game programmers while others are removed from dissuse, or remained backed up in the infinite capacity of holographic memory cubes. Any in-world deaths are relatively painless and re-spawns occur in safe zones. People can also move their "avatar" in emergencies.
( ฿ -฿) People who felt like they no longer needed to live would be stuck.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody gets to be a rock star!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, and Guitar Hero sucks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where true!
( ฿ -฿) if happy == false: suicide
( ฿ ฿) A world where Immanuel Kant was still alive!
( ฿ -฿) Extremely old philosophers? I think not.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the oceans were made of delicious soup!
( ฿ -฿) It would be a sea creature soup so a lot of people couldn't eat it. Also would go bad in a few days, and then we'd have algea soup, or slime mold soup. The stench would be overwhelming.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Heath Ledger still lived!
( ฿ -฿) Morrissey would have one less dead gay icon to idolise.
( ฿ ฿) Being rich enough to buy back your past
( ฿ -฿) Time inflation would be through the roof.
( ฿ ฿) Mandatory neural implants for every human being on Earth trigger an orgasm every time we recycle according to local civic standards.
( ฿ -฿) Soiled pants.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof garments!
( ฿ -฿) Soiled legs.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof limbs!
( ฿ -฿) Soiled pants.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof women!
( ฿ -฿) Bukakke is impossible.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone has access to the internet!
( ฿ -฿) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have.
( ฿ ฿) A world where sexy magical girls were real!
( ฿ -฿) Do you want women running things?! FUUUCK.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Vericodes! (Mine was "death", creeepy)
( ฿ -฿) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have
( ฿ ฿) A world without pants!
( ฿ -฿) Much mocking of our less-equipped friends
( ฿ ฿) A world made of pants!
( ฿ -฿) Life in the desert would be even worse than it already is.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can change the weather and altitude whenver they want.
( ฿ -฿) Baked goods would never cook right.
( ฿ ฿) A land where salty foods didn't have the unfortunate side effect of inducing thirst!
( ฿ -฿) Tacos wouldn't rule then.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all females were mithras and vieras!
( ฿ -฿) ...The sterile "Cabbit" would be immediately subjugated to endless prostitution [SAD]. BUT all those girls would be so super hawt that they'd eventually see all human men as just plain ugly, and stick to their own races and /or lesbianism.
( ฿ ฿) N64 beat the PSX back in the day!
( ฿ -฿) We'd all be using a strange controller with weird buttons and only one joystick.
( ฿ ฿) A world without misunderstandings.
( ฿ -฿) NO Lies -> Terrible knowledge -> ??? -> clawing out your own eyes.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Promises.
( ฿ -฿) What do you mean, my promise ring doesn't mean anythin--- AHHHRG NOT THE POOPER!
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone's a nudist, except for the ugly people!
( ฿ -฿) We already live there, kinda - and it's not that great. although, in your world, beautiful people would be forced to be nudists, so they'd have to be someplace warm, and die from skin cancer, leaving only the ugly.
( ฿ ฿) Megaman X-like Reploids roamed the earth, bestowing their sun-powered love upon us all!
( ฿ -฿) Mavericks
( ฿ ฿) The singularity happens and everyone "lives" in a digital world they have full control over!
( ฿ -฿) Screwed over when the limitations of the digital age of the singularity finally catch up with them.
"I'm sorry - due to space limitations, you are now limited to one character. If you would like to log in, please wait... 45 minutes.
Would you like to wait in line? Y/N"
( ฿ ฿) Maverick Robots destroy humanity, living peacefully on planet earth without mankind.
( ฿ -฿) I'm a Time Dwarf on Zeta2 Reticuli. That would suck.
( ฿ ฿) The Culture exists, and allows immigration from Earth!
( ฿ -฿) What would be the point of leaving? Everythings already so nice on Earth now that the Culture exists... Also, the creation of mass Group minds of Goths subliming together would depress everyone in the known universe.
( ฿ ฿) You and 199 people are awoken in a newly reformed Earth. Your missiion: re-populate that bitch.
( ฿ -฿) How are I and 199 male dokyuns going to repopulate Earth?!
( ฿ ฿) Will Smith was the teacher of all your mathematics classes!
( ฿ -฿) They would be Scientologist mathematics classes.
( ฿ ฿) Morrissey was the teacher of your PE classes!
( ฿ -฿) Morrissey suck at gym.
( ฿ ฿) Printers flashing on and off at EVERY hour of the day!
( ฿ ฿)Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Religion didn't cause pointless bloodshed!
( ฿ -฿) Meh.
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( ฿ ฿) A world where I've got SLACK!
( ฿ -฿) Loose living is a slippery slope.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone communicates by singing!
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( ฿ ฿) The Matrix, except without Neo screwing it all up.
( ฿ -฿) What happens to the drunk that opens the wrong door?
( ฿ ฿) a world where nobody ever suffers old age!
( Lึ`) Would I slide by the wayside, or would I just die?
( ฿ ฿) A world where food never perishes!
( ฿ -฿) farmers will be out of their jobs and not enough jobs to give out
( ฿ ฿) Everyone is issued jetpacks and candy grew on trees
( ฿ -฿) Less frequent flyer miles and more dentist appointments.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone was one person and one person was everyone. Now we can't disagree with ourselves.
( ฿ -฿) Puchuus.
( ฿ ฿) The world was displayed as a 2D anime, but still kept to real world physics.
( ฿ -฿) When I go to pee my penis is pixellated
( ฿ ฿) A world where your food hovers so you don't need plates and pots and pans, so you don't need to wash them
( ฿ -฿) Hot soup.
( ฿ ฿) A world without idiots, dumbasses, or pricks! Any that are currently in existance will be turned into little girls/boys of the opposite gender of what they once were.
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( ฿ -฿) H, obviously.
( ฿ ฿) A world where nasal mucus is extremely good for you, and tastes great
( ฿ -฿) The Mad Hatter...
( ฿ ฿) Everyday was your Unbirthday!
( ฿ -฿) It would never be your birthday.
( ฿ ฿) Everyone finally agreed on Han Unification!
( ฿ -฿) Math users would never be able to divide anything.
( ฿ ฿) A world where dividing by zero actually accomplishes something!
( ฿ -฿) When it does accomplish something, we wouldn't really care.
( ฿ ฿) A world where life didn't need an intake of resources and an output of waste! Eating is optional and shitting is too!
( ฿ -฿) Pigs, cows and chickens would overpopulate and overthrow our rule. Four legs good, two legs bad.
( ฿ ฿) A Perfect World with No Flaws!
( ฿ -฿) We wouldn't have this thread.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there was no DADDYCOOL!
( ฿ -฿) We'd still have Doggy Cool and then instead we'd have to convert our money into dog biscuits
( ฿ ฿) A world where we had our own ITALIAN VIPPER, only he was a dokyun instead of a VIPPER!
( ฿ -฿) Bippity Boopity.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!
( ฿ -฿) High school musical.
( ฿ ฿) A world without captchas!
( ฿ -฿) Spambots.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!
( ฿ -฿) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference
( ฿ ฿) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!
( ฿ -฿) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.
( ฿ ฿) A world with mecha!
( ฿ -฿) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots
( ฿ ฿) Masturbating to comatose girls!!
( ฿ -฿) She might wake up!
( ฿ ฿) A world where threads could reach 1000!
( ฿ -฿) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?
( ฿ ฿) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!
( Lึ`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!
( ฿ ฿) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!
( ˃ D˂) September reminds me of death.
( ฿ ฿) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!