( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".
( ฿ ฿) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!
( ฿ -฿) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ฿ ฿) A world of free love!
( ฿ -฿) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.
( ฿ ฿) Finland!
( ฿ -฿) Too little time for sex because I'd be working on Half-Life 3.
( ฿ ฿) A world where "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know, and I will never know, and therefore I already live in that world and it's not that great.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could still get fedoras really easily!
( ฿ -฿) A world where greasy, obnoxious sysadmins have to find another way to distinguish themselves, possibly involving assless chaps.
( ฿ ฿) A world where pi and e are rational numbers!
( ฿ -฿) A world where the uncertainty principle was not needed, everything about physics was discovered by Newton, and where computers probably didn't exist.
( ฿ ฿) A world where real magical spells could be invoked by obscure mathematical formulas! Besides the ability we already have of conjuring the spirits of the computer with not-so-magical spells!
( ฿ -฿) Spellcasters should be saved for the chick characters and we don't need them to be fat and/or full of acne.
( ฿ ฿) A world where spells could be invoked by cute lolis chanting love poems and waving magical wands/staves!
( ฿ -฿) The world would fill with pedos wanting the girls to play with their magical staves.
Either that, or everybody's job would be to collect the Clow.
( ฿ ฿) A world where spells were real and could be cast with real jesus-like love!
( ฿ -฿) I'm atheist though.
( ฿ ฿) A world of total atheism!
( ฿ -฿) ... Dude that poses so many problems that I don't even know were to start. Just think: without religion most people would go insane and loose their raison d'être.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone has their primary needs satisfied !
( ฿ -฿) BOOOOOOOOOOOORING
( ฿ ฿) A world where Batman, Turkey was full of Batmen and Batwomen!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone would run around bitching about their dead parents
( ฿ ฿) A world without spelling or typing mistakes!
( ฿ -฿) A grey world without Grammar Nazis.
( ฿ ฿) A world where cannabis is as legal as beer.
( ฿ -฿) It would be like cooking stew in a pot of cold water...
( ฿ ฿) A world where nerds didn't need revenge!
( ฿ -฿) A world where everyone speaks lojban.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can be a true American! Fuck yeah!
( ฿ ฿) Actually that sounds pretty nice!
( ฿ ฿) A world where I never woke up from this wonderful dream!
( ฿ -฿) There would be no 4-ch.
( ฿ ฿) A world where internet isn't addicting !
( ฿ -฿) Compulsive delusional worrying about negativities in former world.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the only ticket to popularity is knowing all the words to Cruel Angel Thesis!
( ฿ -฿) All the Koreans would be popular.
( ฿ ฿) A world without fake nerds while nerd-ism is still mainstream!
( ฿ -฿) Impossible. If something is mainstream, insecure people will become posers in the hope they are accepted by the masses. Even if it could happen, people would be constantly trying to out-nerd each other, alpha nerds in each city would be in the thousands instead of the tens, more plain nerdy silent frigid virgin girls and you'd get shit like Nerd Idol appearing. Everything else I can think of is good (chess replacing football / soccer, math rock, post-rock, classical, chiptune, jazz and avant-garde electronica getting played on mainstream radio, the economy not being in a fucking mess etc.)
( ฿ ฿) A world where people never back stabbed one-another!
( ฿ -฿) People would then just stab you in the face.
( ฿ ฿) A world without those weird disembodied voices!
( ฿ -฿) The voices would be coming from dead bodies, which is even creepier.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which I have a sandwich right now!
>>77
( ฿ -฿) One less sandwich for the rest of us.
( ฿ ฿) The cake is not a lie!
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ Portal? How petit bourgeoisie.
(ฅิฅิ)ม-̾ A word where cigarette smoking is once again an instant ticket to coolness and respectability!
( ฿ ฿) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ฿ -฿) Doing it wrong.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which everyone does it right!
( ฿ -฿) A world where we don't have people like >>80 to laugh at.
( ฿ ฿) A world where broccoli tastes like filet mignon!
( ฿ -฿) The price of broccoli would sky-rocket.
( ฿ ฿) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ฿ -฿) Smoking would never catch on, because there would never be anyone to pass on the "cool." Also, the government would fall apart without all those delicious, delicious taxes.
( ฿ ฿) Everyone played "Go", and the world hierarcy (deciding income, jobs, home type, class, and social circle) was based on your playing skill. Once a year, tiered tournaments would occur worldwide to decide the new hierarchy, or you could challenge someone to 5 games and by winning most of them you could exchange lives.
( ฿ -฿) I would miss >79-san
( ฿ ฿) A world where ideas appears automatically!
( ฿ -฿) Less people would act with great single-minded drive to improve society with their wonderful ideas and instead sit around all day thinking.
( ฿ ฿) A world where nerdy girls actually liked nerdy boys instead of using our likeness as a fucking ticket to uniqueness and continually driving us into the ground with their god damn excuses and bullshit and lies and mismatched, horribly uncontrollable sexual drive which apparently can only be satisfied by a jerk who doesn't even know what a command-line is, doesn't read, doesn't even watch anime, and is generally good for nothing more than fulfilling wonderful sexual fantasies oh god please take it all away oh god oh god oh god
( ฿ -฿) A world where relationships would fall apart based on their own merits, slowly and painfully, rather than when someone better comes along.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was -10 Celcius all the time!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be pretty cold and things would die off
( ฿ ฿) Planet earth shaped like a giant mitten!
( ฿ -฿) How the hell do I use these potions?!
( ฿ ฿) A world where hookshotting was the main form of transportation!
( x_x) THERE'S A HOOKSHOT IN MY EYE!!! AGH!!!
( ฿ ฿) A world where Anarchy Reigned!
( ฿ -฿) An entire wardrobe built on the theme of damaged/studded leather? No thanks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the only accepted system of currency was those huge stones they have on that one Pacific Island somewhere!
( ฿ -฿) The process diagram will contain oh my god look at the hooters on that one oh shit I just typed that out. Dammit, I did it again! God I hate this wind keyboard interface. backspace backspace... Wait! not the world, the action you stupid computer!
( ฿ ฿) A world where we were at war with Vulcan, the theoritical planet exactly like ours that is in the same orbit as us, only on the opposite side of the sun.
( ฿ -฿) Each planet would have to send off fleets in the directions opposite their respective orbits, thus allowing them to come within the boundaries of each other without chasing a planet all the way around the sun, also probably making it really annoying for starships stationed in orbit for long periods of time because they'd have to always adjust their position to within bounds of their home planet. And if they thought Vulcan was Earth or Earth was Vulcan then shit would get really messy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had a catdog!
( ฿ -฿) True, having cute heads on both ends would be awesome, but they would have to decide among the halves who got to be the pooper for the day, and seeing a dog or cat barfing up shit is definately on my "Nightmare" level.
( ฿ ฿) Space travel was far cheaper because of space elevators!
( ฿ -฿) God damn it, Gary.
( ฿ ฿) A world where power levels were recognized human transition states!
( ฿ -฿) Mass Emo floods as everyone disagrees with their power level of (log e).
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was always warm, everything was free, nobody hoarded, and work was a happy duty.
( ฿ -฿) There's not enough space for everyone in Cuba.
( ฿ ฿) A world without cats! It's flawless!
( ฿ -฿) No more Caturday
( ฿ ฿) A world where it carries out and is w
( ฿ -฿) We live in that one allready.
( ฿ ฿) A world without beady-eyes!
( ฿ -฿) You wouldn't know what large eyes would be.
( ฿ ฿)A world where fingernails cut themselves.
( ฿ -฿) Clippings everywhere.
( ฿ ฿) A world where money grows on trees!
( ฿ -฿) Apples and bananas from said trees would taste weird...
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is a jazz pianist and there was no lack of bebop!
bah, shut up Mittens the Kitten. Go play in a blender
( ฿ -฿) Everyone would smoke, get hooked on drugs, and die blind and alone. And be nicknamed Toots.
( ฿ ฿) The existence of a God was proven to be true!
( ฿ -฿) Which one
( ฿ -฿) Uncompleted posts
( ฿ ฿) A world where >>106 link was clickable!
( ฿ -฿) It'd just release the emergency mittens and cause a false alarm
( ฿ ฿) A world where emergency mittens can be used in situations other than emergencies, and just whenever we goddamn want to!
( ฿ -฿) Also, a world with no captchas.
( ฿ -฿) We'd have a flood of useless mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everything is soft!
( ฿ -฿) falling meteorites would tear the earth to shreds
( ฿ ฿) .- / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- .... . .-. . / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / ... .--. --- -.- . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
( ฿ -฿) Lectures would start getting to me, Morse Code is hideous man.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you don't think, feel and are tanasinn.
F(-.ฅ฿ๆ)tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are transformed in mittens once they are dead!
( ฿ -฿) You can't wear buried mittens...
( ฿ ฿) A world where rivers of blood flowed freely and the doom of man drew ever nearer!
( ฿ -฿) But the mittens would get blood on them.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone revered the mittens and kept them clean and fluffy soft!
( ฿ -฿) We wouldn't ever be able to release emergency mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there's no violence, crime, or human suffering!
( ฿ -฿) No crime? Where can I get my music fix now! I'm so poor....
( ฿ ฿) A world where all regular DQN users are slightly richer!
( ฿ -฿) We would perhaps all become blind from the constant brightness of several more monitors, each playing a particularly action-packed anime at all times. Then there are the few stoners among us, who would, you know, smoke themselves into paralysis..... (raises hand)
( ฿ ฿) A world where humans could fend off sleep for as long as they wanted without adverse side-effects!
( ฿ -฿) Welcome to the 120-hour work week.
( ฿ ฿) A world with a universal stock ownership plan!
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( ฿ ฿) A world without Oprah!
( ฿ -฿) Less free stuff = less cheap shit on eBay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where bathrooms were either 'men', 'women', or 'DQN'!
( ฿ -฿) It's so flat
( ฿ ฿) A world of infinite eurobeat!
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( ฿ ฿) PERFECT
( ฿ -฿) I bought that perfect world before realising I could use a MicroSD and R4.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which you are crying out love in the centre!
( ฿ -฿) But then I'd be a beast.
( ฿ ฿) A world where that mean old Ticktockman left the Harlequin alone!
( ฿ -฿) But then who would keep the schedule running? Don't YOU hate it when people are late? Also - I think that short story inspired some episodes of King-of-bandit Jing. Anything that inspired an anime based on dredging up terrible drinks to try to sound cool is not a perfect world.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Evangelion not only ended right the first time, but was comprehensible in its meaning.
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't feel so smug in pretending I knew what the hell was going on...
( ฿ ฿) A world where Hare Hare Yukai was the main form of currency!
( ฿ -฿) Imagine just how much you would have to dance just to pay for a game... and then mulktiply that by a factor of a 1000 for a car. We wouldn't need cars, we'd be super fit.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Atlantis has been discovered, and all sorts of cool tech is discovered!
( ฿ -฿) Whoever discovered the tech would stockpile it on a remote Micronesian island and use it to hide the island from all detection, effectively just creating another Atlantis.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we inherited a super-cool party culture from the lost Micronesian nation of Funtopia!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be a super cool party, until something needed cleaning and then we'd all suddenly be slaves to our Funopian Overlords. Working to get enough money to party for a while, year after year. Wait a minute - that's already happening!
( ฿ ฿) Cthulhu is real! He awakens from Rhyleh!
( ฿ -฿) The Old Gods kick us out of all of our homes and apartments and we all have to find new digs at the same time.
( ฿ ฿) Everybody lives in a van down by the river!
( ฿ -฿) "Living by the water" loses its smugness.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which we can communicate with animals!
( ฿ -฿) Zombie Interest Groups would hassle us with petitions.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone communicates by carrier pigeon!
( ฿ -฿) When Avian Flu hit, We'd all die.
( ฿ ฿) Marrying your cousin was cool!
( ฿ -฿) My cousin's a guy. An ugly guy.
( ฿ ฿) An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture!
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture.
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ While I'm trapped in a bank vault, the human race is wiped out by nuclear war, leaving me with solitude, canned food and enough time to read every book in the library. Also, I don't wear glasses and have magical robot eyes that can't fall out or otherwise render me incapable of reading my books.
( ฿ -฿) 99.999~% books suck ass, you'll end up watching porn until you get too lonely and kill yourself by tipping over a bookshelf - only to be alive and trapped for a week before death takes you.
( _) An A.I. is built for regulating all human life. Wars end, work becomes a task-based optimization routine, all possible resources are reused. No wasteful products are made, and old things are used until they break and are recycled. Socialism reigns, and being poor or hungry is a thing of the past. Serious criminals are euthanised.
( ฿ -฿) 120 hour work weeks
( ฿ ฿) A world where mittens are used as currency!
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't be able to wear such dirty mittens...
( ฿ ฿) A world which was a dream from Yume Nikki and it actually made sense for everyone to endlessly search for things like luminescent trees or series of oddly placed easter eggs!
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( ฿ ฿) A world where people dodged questions by fobbing them off to >>145!
( ฿ -฿) I'd just ignore them.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody is in a constant state of never-ending joy and good will, where nobody can ever suffer or die or be injured.
( ฿ -฿) Then what would the masochists do?
( ฿ ฿) A world were everyone speaks the same language!
( ฿ -฿) Engrish.com wouldn't exist.
( ฿ ฿) A world were every girl had soft but firm tits of their preferred size that never sagged or pointed in weird directions and every man had ideal penises and never suffered from impotence!
( ฿ -฿) Sex crazed people --> Overpopulation. But very attractive overpopulation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was always sunny, even outside of Philadelphia.
( ฿ -฿) Just like if every place were like Saitama, Philidelphia would lose it's charm.
( ฿ ฿) A world without spam-bots so captchas wouldn't be necessary!