( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) Bippity Boopity.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!
( ฿ -฿) High school musical.
( ฿ ฿) A world without captchas!
( ฿ -฿) Spambots.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!
( ฿ -฿) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference
( ฿ ฿) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!
( ฿ -฿) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.
( ฿ ฿) A world with mecha!
( ฿ -฿) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots
( ฿ ฿) Masturbating to comatose girls!!
( ฿ -฿) She might wake up!
( ฿ ฿) A world where threads could reach 1000!
( ฿ -฿) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?
( ฿ ฿) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!
( Lึ`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!
( ฿ ฿) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!
( ˃ D˂) September reminds me of death.
( ฿ ฿) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!
( ฿ -฿) Then what happens?
( ฿ ฿) A world where the eternal september never happened!
( ฿ -฿) The internet as a creative medium would still be held back in the Usenet days, preventing such sites as Niconico Douga and 2ch from existing. Also, it would currently be December.
( ฿ ฿) There are no homosexuals, and all religious people and atheists alike stop fighting over their beliefs!
( ฿ -฿) A world without Freddie Mercury? No thanks.
( ฿ ฿) A perfect world without flaws!
( ฿ -฿) It doesn't exist.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.
no cannon fodder for late night talk shows
hitler hated blacks AND jews.
( ฿ -฿) It turn out it was the source of his musical genius
( ฿ ฿) A world where Billy Joel was beheld as king of men
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( ฿ ฿) A world where daddy didn't hit me!
( ฿ -฿) That whole drama between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could have been avoided.
( ฿ ฿) A world without celebrities!
( ˃ D˂) What will happen to porn stars? And anime characters? And anime studios? And Barrack Osama? And id software? And Jesus? And Satan? And God? Bhudda? Ghandi? MLK? JFK? Back Street Boys? Hancock? Jackie Chan? And... And... EVERYTHING!
( ฿ ฿) A world where countries get wiped off the planet and sent to an alternate dimension by being voted off Survivor style!
( ฿ -฿) The USA went first, and no one picked up the pilot.
( ฿ ฿) A world where a happy thought will make you fly!
( ฿ -฿) Flying pedophiles.
( ฿ ฿) A world made completely of Tanasinn!
(ๆๆๆๆๆๆ) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ฿ ฿) A world where SPARKY4 wasn't such an idiot!!!!
( ฿ -฿) then we would have to pretend to be civil to him instead of just being an asshole to him
( ฿ ฿) The death of Sparky4
( ฿ -฿) Utter boredom. Nothing to stir us from our complacency.
( ฿ ฿) Free universal internets, without the need for machines, even!
( ฿ -฿) Telepathic pedophiles and /b/tards spamming the noosphere.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people were immortal and stopped aging at 24. Sex didn't have the consequence of impregnation. And impregnation only happend via artificial means.
( ฿ -฿) Everything would be completely devoid of meaning.
( ฿ ฿) A world with pause and rewind buttons.
( ฿ -฿) Is this world VHS or Beta?
( ฿ ฿) A world where everything would be completely devoid of meaning!
( ฿ -฿) That's really not all that much better than what we have now. Plus, I wouldn't like mittens.
( ฿ ฿) ...KIKES!
|EQE| The Kike is a lie.
|EQE| Path curvature due to acceleration and rotation is canceled by magnetic and/or electric field gradients that produce an effective levitation of slow atoms.
( ฿ -฿) Soooooomebody doesn't like baseball.
( ฿ ฿) We begin the armed intervention to all warfare with GUNDAM!
( ฿ -฿) The machines would probably end up being more like "Ring of Red" which is kinda cool in a steampunk sort of way. But still, are only good on one-on-one confrontations, and really slow.
( ฿ ฿) The Police had Tanks!
( ฿ -฿) The entire world is China,
( ˃ ˂) The entire world is China!
( ฿ -฿) Smog in the sky, sewage and spent solvents in the rivers and sea, and lead in every toy and tool.
( ฿ ฿) The entire world is Norway!
( ฿ -฿) Forget Norway!
( ฿ ฿) The entire world is Kenya!
( ฿ -฿) Lions and tigers only in kenyaaaaa- Please, do not make me continue this Weebl and Bob crap.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I got used to my nightmares!
( ฿ -฿) I'm already used to your nightmares.
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ฿ -฿) DICKS EVERYWHERE
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Konata clone!
( ฿ -฿) Everything about >>278 made me laugh loudly in my chair.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people don't have to drink much to get to a good level of drunk, then it lasts for a long time!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone is CONSTANTLY wasted.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it isnt september anymore!
fuck those fucking other months. september is a mans month.
DnD 4.0 doesn't suck.
(฿- ฿ ) What? Who said that? Must be my imagination...
( ฿ -฿) Oh well. Must be daydreaming about some exquisite fantasy of mine...
( ฿ -฿) But just in case... DnD sucks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could hack into and rewrite the code of reality. A lainable world.
(captcha for this post is lainable)
( ฿ -฿) Lame, second-life like Reality.
( ฿ ฿) Via some crazy space anamolies, electricity becomes unusable.
( ฿ -฿) There's a name for this phenomenon... It's called Africa.
( ฿ ฿) Everyone can see ghosts!
( ฿ -฿) There'd be some asshole ghosts, and they'd all watch you masturbate
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone's hair is tidy when they wake up in the morning!
( ฿ -฿) Einstein would have looked too much like everyone else, and then many of his contributions to science would be forgotten because people would have thought he was ordinary.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can alter the laws of physics whenever they want!
( ฿ -฿) Football games would never be won.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the perfect game that everyone could play and enjoy exists!
( ฿ -฿) SOMEONE would find a way to fuck it up.
( ฿ ฿) A world where fast food doesn't kill people!
( ฿ -฿) More stupid people grow up to piss in the gene pool.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can split yourself up into indentical people, while both halves would act the same, when they both joined back together the experiences would merge! you could play games AND go to work!
( ฿ -฿) What happens if one of yourself gets AIDS?
( ฿ ฿) People were offered to transcend every year after the age of 50. Transcending is pretty much considered dying and being sent to the respected afterlife without the messy process of death and cleanup afterwards.
( ฿ -฿) Suicide booths are cheaper and easier.
( ฿ ฿) We had a SIN-like being rampaging around the world every couple of years, keeping the population down, while simultaneously keeping wars at a minimum while everyone focuses their ire on SIN.
( ฿ -฿) That would be terrifying, why would that be a perfect world?
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone cold dance, at least had some sort of moves they could do at parties and be happy!
( ฿ -฿) Dance instructors would be out of work, and eventually starve to death
( ฿ ฿) Present Day Earth!
( ฿ -฿) Don't get me started.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had extra mittens!
( ฿ -฿) What would be the point of releasing emergency mittens?
( ฿ ฿) A world where Dethklok held weekly concerts, at which they would throw 500 people into an active volcano while singing, "Briefcase full of guts"!
( ฿ -฿) The whole world's population would end up in the volcano, except for China.
( ฿ ฿) A world where repetitive and annoying infomercials caused amazing orgasms!
( ฿ -฿) Shamwow guy giving me an orgasm.
( ฿ ฿) A world where both America and Japan didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) There's nothing left...
( ฿ ฿) A world where only America and Japan existed!
( ฿ -฿) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ฿ -฿) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.
( ฿ ฿) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!
( ฿ -฿) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.
( ฿ ฿) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!
( ฿ -฿) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where hampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!
( ฿ -฿) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody talked about vampires!
( ฿ -฿) But then what would we talk about?
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!
( ฿ -฿) What am I going to do with 100 yen?
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!
( ฿ -฿) 100 in monopoly money
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( ฿ ฿) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!
( ฿ -฿) When would we party?
( ฿ ฿) A world where necrophilia was legal!
( ฿ -฿) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.
( ฿ ฿) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.
( ฿ -฿) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.
( ฿ ฿) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!
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also, fat is good for you.
( ฿ -฿) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.
( ฿ ฿) A world where
no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.
A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.
( ฿ -฿) Where is it?
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.
( ฿ -฿) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are fireproof!
( ฿ -฿) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could breath fire!
( ฿ -฿) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world equipped with "save/load game."
( ฿ -฿) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.
( ฿ ฿) A world with meaning!
( ฿ -฿) More people making jokes about the number 42.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more jocks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more cavities.
( ฿ -฿) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!
Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.
a world where the world wears underwear.
( ฿ -฿) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?
( ฿ ฿) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!
( ฿ ฿) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!
( ฿ ฿) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!
( ฿ -฿) Only one drug?
( ฿ ฿) A world wherๆๆiๆๆๆhๆmๆๆses!
( ฿ -฿) Tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.
( ฿ -฿) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.
( ฿ -฿) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I can have a pet lemur!
( ฿ -฿) Rabies
( ฿ ฿) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!
i@฿ m฿jI'm not into the whole fishing thing
i@฿ m฿jA world where I would actually be into something.
( ฿ -฿) You'd suck at it.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is sexy!
( ฿ -฿) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!