( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd forget to feel.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I like climate change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The environmentalists win.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 1984.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Individualism didn't exist!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of tasty frosting!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Diabeetus.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could variate a theme!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there exists forums without bitching!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were no countries.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Above us only sky.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Daddy Cool!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Would you really even eat it?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without STDs!
( > ヮ<) This post has been brought to you by the word jazzment!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be so many goddamn people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where God played dice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had procedural wings!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a third party president won the election for once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The rest of the world would start to like America again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd die four times quicker.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!
How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?
A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Americans are fat enough.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FAT PEOPLE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you had a girlfriend!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!
( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.
( ◕ ヮ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have nobody to make fun of.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where drinking tea was always respected!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) IMPOSSIBLE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that's what makes him great...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with achievable goals.
( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!
( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.
( ﾟ ◡ﾟ) A world without women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without men!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No internet.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>400, this is a discussion between Schrödinger-romantic people. If you aren't going to contribute, I suggest going to Rei's Diner.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BACK ON TOPIC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Without the backbone of a morale society, you're just left with sheeple, retards, dumb fucks, socialists, communists, coreans, pedophiles, furries and Chinese. Effectively, your world is 4chan. The most imperfect world there is. On the other hand, your world cannot exist due to duality as there are two sides to every coin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people are both alive and dead at the same time, all the time!
( ᴼ -ᴼ) GAHH! ZOMBIES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How about if flying dragons were a feasible method of travel?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christians wouldn't shut up about creationism and how the Earth is really 6000 years old and the such.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women would shut up and make me a sandwich
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where men would shut up and make me a king.
( ´ω`) They still wouldn't sleep with you. I was king after the war and I couldn't get any man-ass for the life of me. I had to settle for a common tavern wench. That's how Juniors father was born.
( ´ω`) A world where Junior would stop asking me annoying questions.
(・∀・) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
(・∀・) A world where Grandpa would finally just keel over and die!
( ´ω`) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ´ω`) A world where optical media was made out of a super-hard, super-durable, indestructable substance!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I like smashing the free AOL CDs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I win the lottery today. Just me.
Lotto doesnt pay put to dead people.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) emergency mittens would cause massive economic fluctuation. also mittens in strippers g-strings. ewww.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where no one got hurt when they were drunk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All us sober people would have to deal with the unspeakable crap you drunk people do.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where being drunk had no repercussions except a general bliss and tolerance of life's many problems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Senate would be tolerant of all of life's problems and full of a general bliss..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Working was easy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would re-grow the trees after the hurricanes destroy them?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the smart people would ride short buses and the retarded and crippled would ride normal buses!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But smart people don't want to feel special.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without class.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making new, custom instances of objects would be impossible and consequently there'd be no uniqueness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Java!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Java is the only coffee I like
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pets lived as long as their owners do and never have to be euthanized!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pets would be subjected to dozes of years of boredom and torment at the hands of their "owners" (read: captors) rather than being able to mercifully die.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of technology, magic was a rudimentary skill everyone had (elemental) and mankind used magic to fuel our inventions! fire for steampunk stuff! lightning for computers! unlimited energy! Also, it somehow didn't violate the laws of a contained system...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steampunk fashion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could solve your problems through music!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be elves. Though not uncool, I for one would certainly become bored with staying earthbound.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world which primarily favors open source and is actively abandoning all that is contrary!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then playing online videogames would suck because of all the cheaters...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fun world where everyone can enjoy doing what they want without disrupting other people's fun, even if what they enjoy is to not have fun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We have that already, but nobody's trying.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A bigger planet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beefy Women from double gravity. Also, it wouldn't solve anything from lack of space, we'd just fight over more stuff.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One word: RAYGUNS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two words: Very painful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were everyone included word games naturally into how they communicate with each other.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) XCL BLKCL GCTW JBBTCG
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never born!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah lets fuck up the rest of the universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with animals who could talk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all realise how much the animals hate us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans couldn't talk!
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>>431
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You really don't want to see me in a leather teddy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where side quests gave you experience points in addition to rewards. JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then how would they make us play together instead of solo?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You can record and then re-watch your dreams!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dont want anyone seeing my subconcious.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No one dies, ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There will be no one who can successfully exterminate the furries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could literally put yourself in other people's shoes, and live as them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Didn't they make a Jack Chick Tract of that? And didn't it suck?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could choose your own captcha!