( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) Soooooomebody doesn't like baseball.
( ฿ ฿) We begin the armed intervention to all warfare with GUNDAM!
( ฿ -฿) The machines would probably end up being more like "Ring of Red" which is kinda cool in a steampunk sort of way. But still, are only good on one-on-one confrontations, and really slow.
( ฿ ฿) The Police had Tanks!
( ฿ -฿) The entire world is China,
( ˃ ˂) The entire world is China!
( ฿ -฿) Smog in the sky, sewage and spent solvents in the rivers and sea, and lead in every toy and tool.
( ฿ ฿) The entire world is Norway!
( ฿ -฿) Forget Norway!
( ฿ ฿) The entire world is Kenya!
( ฿ -฿) Lions and tigers only in kenyaaaaa- Please, do not make me continue this Weebl and Bob crap.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I got used to my nightmares!
( ฿ -฿) I'm already used to your nightmares.
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ฿ -฿) DICKS EVERYWHERE
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Konata clone!
( ฿ -฿) Everything about >>278 made me laugh loudly in my chair.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people don't have to drink much to get to a good level of drunk, then it lasts for a long time!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone is CONSTANTLY wasted.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it isnt september anymore!
fuck those fucking other months. september is a mans month.
DnD 4.0 doesn't suck.
(฿- ฿ ) What? Who said that? Must be my imagination...
( ฿ -฿) Oh well. Must be daydreaming about some exquisite fantasy of mine...
( ฿ -฿) But just in case... DnD sucks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could hack into and rewrite the code of reality. A lainable world.
(captcha for this post is lainable)
( ฿ -฿) Lame, second-life like Reality.
( ฿ ฿) Via some crazy space anamolies, electricity becomes unusable.
( ฿ -฿) There's a name for this phenomenon... It's called Africa.
( ฿ ฿) Everyone can see ghosts!
( ฿ -฿) There'd be some asshole ghosts, and they'd all watch you masturbate
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone's hair is tidy when they wake up in the morning!
( ฿ -฿) Einstein would have looked too much like everyone else, and then many of his contributions to science would be forgotten because people would have thought he was ordinary.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can alter the laws of physics whenever they want!
( ฿ -฿) Football games would never be won.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the perfect game that everyone could play and enjoy exists!
( ฿ -฿) SOMEONE would find a way to fuck it up.
( ฿ ฿) A world where fast food doesn't kill people!
( ฿ -฿) More stupid people grow up to piss in the gene pool.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can split yourself up into indentical people, while both halves would act the same, when they both joined back together the experiences would merge! you could play games AND go to work!
( ฿ -฿) What happens if one of yourself gets AIDS?
( ฿ ฿) People were offered to transcend every year after the age of 50. Transcending is pretty much considered dying and being sent to the respected afterlife without the messy process of death and cleanup afterwards.
( ฿ -฿) Suicide booths are cheaper and easier.
( ฿ ฿) We had a SIN-like being rampaging around the world every couple of years, keeping the population down, while simultaneously keeping wars at a minimum while everyone focuses their ire on SIN.
( ฿ -฿) That would be terrifying, why would that be a perfect world?
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone cold dance, at least had some sort of moves they could do at parties and be happy!
( ฿ -฿) Dance instructors would be out of work, and eventually starve to death
( ฿ ฿) Present Day Earth!
( ฿ -฿) Don't get me started.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had extra mittens!
( ฿ -฿) What would be the point of releasing emergency mittens?
( ฿ ฿) A world where Dethklok held weekly concerts, at which they would throw 500 people into an active volcano while singing, "Briefcase full of guts"!
( ฿ -฿) The whole world's population would end up in the volcano, except for China.
( ฿ ฿) A world where repetitive and annoying infomercials caused amazing orgasms!
( ฿ -฿) Shamwow guy giving me an orgasm.
( ฿ ฿) A world where both America and Japan didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) There's nothing left...
( ฿ ฿) A world where only America and Japan existed!
( ฿ -฿) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ฿ -฿) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.
( ฿ ฿) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!
( ฿ -฿) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.
( ฿ ฿) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!
( ฿ -฿) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where hampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!
( ฿ -฿) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody talked about vampires!
( ฿ -฿) But then what would we talk about?
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!
( ฿ -฿) What am I going to do with 100 yen?
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!
( ฿ -฿) 100 in monopoly money
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( ฿ ฿) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!
( ฿ -฿) When would we party?
( ฿ ฿) A world where necrophilia was legal!
( ฿ -฿) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.
( ฿ ฿) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.
( ฿ -฿) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.
( ฿ ฿) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!
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also, fat is good for you.
( ฿ -฿) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.
( ฿ ฿) A world where
no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.
A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.
( ฿ -฿) Where is it?
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.
( ฿ -฿) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are fireproof!
( ฿ -฿) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could breath fire!
( ฿ -฿) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world equipped with "save/load game."
( ฿ -฿) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.
( ฿ ฿) A world with meaning!
( ฿ -฿) More people making jokes about the number 42.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more jocks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more cavities.
( ฿ -฿) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!
Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.
a world where the world wears underwear.
( ฿ -฿) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?
( ฿ ฿) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!
( ฿ ฿) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!
( ฿ ฿) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!
( ฿ -฿) Only one drug?
( ฿ ฿) A world wherๆๆiๆๆๆhๆmๆๆses!
( ฿ -฿) Tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.
( ฿ -฿) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.
( ฿ -฿) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I can have a pet lemur!
( ฿ -฿) Rabies
( ฿ ฿) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!
i@฿ m฿jI'm not into the whole fishing thing
i@฿ m฿jA world where I would actually be into something.
( ฿ -฿) You'd suck at it.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is sexy!
( ฿ -฿) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!
( ฿ -฿) We'd forget to feel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!
( ฿ -฿) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.
( ฿ ฿) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( ฿ -฿) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!
( ฿ ฿) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!
( ฿ -฿) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.
( ฿ ฿) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.
( ฿ -฿) I like climate change.
( ฿ ฿) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!
( ฿ -฿) The environmentalists win.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!
( ฿ -฿) 1984.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Individualism didn't exist!
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( ฿ ฿) A world of tasty frosting!
( ฿ -฿)Diabeetus.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I could variate a theme!
( ฿ -฿) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!
( ฿ -฿) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there exists forums without bitching!
( ฿ -฿) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?
( ฿ ฿) A world where there were no countries.
( ฿ -฿) Above us only sky.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!
( ฿ -฿) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?
( ฿ ฿) A world without Daddy Cool!
( ฿ -฿) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!
( ฿ -฿) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!
( ฿ -฿) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!
( ฿ -฿) Would you really even eat it?
( ฿ ฿) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!
( ฿ -฿) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.
( ฿ -฿) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.
( ฿ ฿) A world without STDs!
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( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn people.
( ฿ ฿) A world without people!
( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!
( ฿ ฿) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!
( ฿ ฿) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!
( ฿ -฿) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.
( ฿ ฿) A world where God played dice!
( ฿ -฿) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had procedural wings!
( ฿ -฿) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.
( ฿ ฿) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!