( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a third party president won the election for once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The rest of the world would start to like America again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd die four times quicker.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!
How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?
A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Americans are fat enough.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FAT PEOPLE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you had a girlfriend!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!
( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.
( ◕ ヮ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have nobody to make fun of.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where drinking tea was always respected!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) IMPOSSIBLE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that's what makes him great...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with achievable goals.
( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!
( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.
( ﾟ ◡ﾟ) A world without women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without men!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No internet.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>400, this is a discussion between Schrödinger-romantic people. If you aren't going to contribute, I suggest going to Rei's Diner.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BACK ON TOPIC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Without the backbone of a morale society, you're just left with sheeple, retards, dumb fucks, socialists, communists, coreans, pedophiles, furries and Chinese. Effectively, your world is 4chan. The most imperfect world there is. On the other hand, your world cannot exist due to duality as there are two sides to every coin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people are both alive and dead at the same time, all the time!
( ᴼ -ᴼ) GAHH! ZOMBIES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How about if flying dragons were a feasible method of travel?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christians wouldn't shut up about creationism and how the Earth is really 6000 years old and the such.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women would shut up and make me a sandwich
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where men would shut up and make me a king.
( ´ω`) They still wouldn't sleep with you. I was king after the war and I couldn't get any man-ass for the life of me. I had to settle for a common tavern wench. That's how Juniors father was born.
( ´ω`) A world where Junior would stop asking me annoying questions.
(・∀・) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
(・∀・) A world where Grandpa would finally just keel over and die!
( ´ω`) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ´ω`) A world where optical media was made out of a super-hard, super-durable, indestructable substance!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I like smashing the free AOL CDs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I win the lottery today. Just me.
Lotto doesnt pay put to dead people.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) emergency mittens would cause massive economic fluctuation. also mittens in strippers g-strings. ewww.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where no one got hurt when they were drunk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All us sober people would have to deal with the unspeakable crap you drunk people do.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where being drunk had no repercussions except a general bliss and tolerance of life's many problems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Senate would be tolerant of all of life's problems and full of a general bliss..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Working was easy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would re-grow the trees after the hurricanes destroy them?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the smart people would ride short buses and the retarded and crippled would ride normal buses!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But smart people don't want to feel special.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without class.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making new, custom instances of objects would be impossible and consequently there'd be no uniqueness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Java!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Java is the only coffee I like
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pets lived as long as their owners do and never have to be euthanized!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pets would be subjected to dozes of years of boredom and torment at the hands of their "owners" (read: captors) rather than being able to mercifully die.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of technology, magic was a rudimentary skill everyone had (elemental) and mankind used magic to fuel our inventions! fire for steampunk stuff! lightning for computers! unlimited energy! Also, it somehow didn't violate the laws of a contained system...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steampunk fashion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could solve your problems through music!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be elves. Though not uncool, I for one would certainly become bored with staying earthbound.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world which primarily favors open source and is actively abandoning all that is contrary!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then playing online videogames would suck because of all the cheaters...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fun world where everyone can enjoy doing what they want without disrupting other people's fun, even if what they enjoy is to not have fun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We have that already, but nobody's trying.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A bigger planet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beefy Women from double gravity. Also, it wouldn't solve anything from lack of space, we'd just fight over more stuff.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One word: RAYGUNS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two words: Very painful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were everyone included word games naturally into how they communicate with each other.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) XCL BLKCL GCTW JBBTCG
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never born!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah lets fuck up the rest of the universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with animals who could talk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all realise how much the animals hate us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans couldn't talk!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You really don't want to see me in a leather teddy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where side quests gave you experience points in addition to rewards. JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then how would they make us play together instead of solo?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You can record and then re-watch your dreams!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dont want anyone seeing my subconcious.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No one dies, ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There will be no one who can successfully exterminate the furries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could literally put yourself in other people's shoes, and live as them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Didn't they make a Jack Chick Tract of that? And didn't it suck?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could choose your own captcha!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hello sir, I am a BOT. Would you like to see my dissertation on the word "booies"?
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of giant govt appointed people voting on things, every citizen of the country gets a voting tablet, and for an hour every day, people can sit and read a concise representation of two sides of an issue, and then vote on it, or several things (wireless, encrypted).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's boring and no one would do it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era bicycles came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You moron. You can't market that to fat people. And they aren't phat enough for normal people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era fashion came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming and Victorian-era fashion will ultimately lead to human extinction due to heat exhaustion.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls were actually cute and innocent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd never put out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone loves anal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone smells like poo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody loves Clonepa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Open season on killing clonepas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kill him in his own thread, please.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A message board where threads never went off-topic!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people cared more about cleanliness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you starved to death, users on DQN will drop from 5 to 4.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where mittens were edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd use up ALL the emergency mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were 10 DQN posters!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd become Slashdot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without the need for regular expressions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd burst into dust.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you're pulling my tit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would wonder who you stole it from.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fusion power is dirt-cheap and plentiful!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dragonball Z would have been even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I am not addicted to the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yet another depressing scenario wherein DQN's user count drops from 5 to 4, and us four are left wondering if it will ever be as beautiful again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans had only 4 fingers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone loved DQN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we would become /b/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would have to relearn how to type, and DQN's user count drops from 1 to none.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women weren't fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Could never happen
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everybody would be a woman, and while lesbian couples are fun, they are still infertile.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was a futa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex would eventually become boring as we really couldn't do anything other than anal.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lesbians could procreate - and we were all lesbians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens when a couple has children, and each one gives birth to a child? WHICH ONE'S THE DADDY!?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the entire planet was taken over by a massive, aggressive, living forest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You shall not pass.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody was futa, the type WITH a vagina but without the baggage that gets in the way!