( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ฿ -฿) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.
( ฿ ฿) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!
( ฿ -฿) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.
( ฿ ฿) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!
( ฿ -฿) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where hampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!
( ฿ -฿) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody talked about vampires!
( ฿ -฿) But then what would we talk about?
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!
( ฿ -฿) What am I going to do with 100 yen?
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!
( ฿ -฿) 100 in monopoly money
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( ฿ ฿) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!
( ฿ -฿) When would we party?
( ฿ ฿) A world where necrophilia was legal!
( ฿ -฿) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.
( ฿ ฿) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.
( ฿ -฿) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.
( ฿ ฿) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!
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also, fat is good for you.
( ฿ -฿) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.
( ฿ ฿) A world where
no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.
A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.
( ฿ -฿) Where is it?
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.
( ฿ -฿) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are fireproof!
( ฿ -฿) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could breath fire!
( ฿ -฿) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world equipped with "save/load game."
( ฿ -฿) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.
( ฿ ฿) A world with meaning!
( ฿ -฿) More people making jokes about the number 42.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more jocks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more cavities.
( ฿ -฿) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!
Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.
a world where the world wears underwear.
( ฿ -฿) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?
( ฿ ฿) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!
( ฿ ฿) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!
( ฿ ฿) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!
( ฿ -฿) Only one drug?
( ฿ ฿) A world wherๆๆiๆๆๆhๆmๆๆses!
( ฿ -฿) Tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.
( ฿ -฿) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.
( ฿ -฿) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I can have a pet lemur!
( ฿ -฿) Rabies
( ฿ ฿) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!
i@฿ m฿jI'm not into the whole fishing thing
i@฿ m฿jA world where I would actually be into something.
( ฿ -฿) You'd suck at it.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is sexy!
( ฿ -฿) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!
( ฿ -฿) We'd forget to feel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!
( ฿ -฿) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.
( ฿ ฿) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( ฿ -฿) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!
( ฿ ฿) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!
( ฿ -฿) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.
( ฿ ฿) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.
( ฿ -฿) I like climate change.
( ฿ ฿) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!
( ฿ -฿) The environmentalists win.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!
( ฿ -฿) 1984.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Individualism didn't exist!
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( ฿ ฿) A world of tasty frosting!
( ฿ -฿)Diabeetus.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I could variate a theme!
( ฿ -฿) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!
( ฿ -฿) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there exists forums without bitching!
( ฿ -฿) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?
( ฿ ฿) A world where there were no countries.
( ฿ -฿) Above us only sky.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!
( ฿ -฿) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?
( ฿ ฿) A world without Daddy Cool!
( ฿ -฿) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!
( ฿ -฿) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!
( ฿ -฿) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!
( ฿ -฿) Would you really even eat it?
( ฿ ฿) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!
( ฿ -฿) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.
( ฿ -฿) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.
( ฿ ฿) A world without STDs!
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( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn people.
( ฿ ฿) A world without people!
( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!
( ฿ ฿) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!
( ฿ ฿) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!
( ฿ -฿) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.
( ฿ ฿) A world where God played dice!
( ฿ -฿) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had procedural wings!
( ฿ -฿) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.
( ฿ ฿) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!
( ฿ -฿) Cancer.
( ฿ ฿) A world where a third party president won the election for once!
( ฿ -฿) The rest of the world would start to like America again.
( ฿ ฿) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!
( ฿ -฿) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.
( ฿ ฿) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!
( ฿ -฿) We'd die four times quicker.
( ฿ ฿) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!
( ฿ -฿) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.
( ฿ ฿) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!
( ฿ -฿) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.
( ฿ ฿) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!
How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?
A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.
( ฿ -฿) Americans are fat enough.
( ฿ ฿) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.
( ฿ -฿) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!
( ฿ -฿) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...
( ฿ ฿) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!
( ฿ -฿) FAT PEOPLE
( ฿ ฿) A world where you had a girlfriend!!
( ฿ -฿) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ฿ ฿) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!
( ฿ -฿) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.
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( ฿ -฿) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.
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( ฿ ฿) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!
( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.
( ◕ ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.
( ฿ -฿) We'd have nobody to make fun of.
( ฿ ฿) A world where drinking tea was always respected!
( ฿ -฿) IMPOSSIBLE
( ฿ ฿) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.
( ฿ -฿) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!
( ฿ -฿) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.
( ฿ ฿) I can.
( ฿ ฿) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ฿ ฿) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!
( ฿ -฿) But that's what makes him great...
( ฿ ฿) A world with achievable goals.
( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!
( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.
( ฿ ◡฿) A world without women!
( ฿ -฿) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.
( ฿ ฿) A world without men!
( ฿ -฿) No internet.
( ฿ ฿) A world without women!