( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>400, this is a discussion between Schrödinger-romantic people. If you aren't going to contribute, I suggest going to Rei's Diner.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BACK ON TOPIC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Without the backbone of a morale society, you're just left with sheeple, retards, dumb fucks, socialists, communists, coreans, pedophiles, furries and Chinese. Effectively, your world is 4chan. The most imperfect world there is. On the other hand, your world cannot exist due to duality as there are two sides to every coin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people are both alive and dead at the same time, all the time!
( ᴼ -ᴼ) GAHH! ZOMBIES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How about if flying dragons were a feasible method of travel?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christians wouldn't shut up about creationism and how the Earth is really 6000 years old and the such.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women would shut up and make me a sandwich
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where men would shut up and make me a king.
( ´ω`) They still wouldn't sleep with you. I was king after the war and I couldn't get any man-ass for the life of me. I had to settle for a common tavern wench. That's how Juniors father was born.
( ´ω`) A world where Junior would stop asking me annoying questions.
(・∀・) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
(・∀・) A world where Grandpa would finally just keel over and die!
( ´ω`) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ´ω`) A world where optical media was made out of a super-hard, super-durable, indestructable substance!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I like smashing the free AOL CDs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I win the lottery today. Just me.
Lotto doesnt pay put to dead people.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) emergency mittens would cause massive economic fluctuation. also mittens in strippers g-strings. ewww.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where no one got hurt when they were drunk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All us sober people would have to deal with the unspeakable crap you drunk people do.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where being drunk had no repercussions except a general bliss and tolerance of life's many problems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Senate would be tolerant of all of life's problems and full of a general bliss..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Working was easy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would re-grow the trees after the hurricanes destroy them?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the smart people would ride short buses and the retarded and crippled would ride normal buses!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But smart people don't want to feel special.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without class.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making new, custom instances of objects would be impossible and consequently there'd be no uniqueness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Java!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Java is the only coffee I like
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pets lived as long as their owners do and never have to be euthanized!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pets would be subjected to dozes of years of boredom and torment at the hands of their "owners" (read: captors) rather than being able to mercifully die.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of technology, magic was a rudimentary skill everyone had (elemental) and mankind used magic to fuel our inventions! fire for steampunk stuff! lightning for computers! unlimited energy! Also, it somehow didn't violate the laws of a contained system...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steampunk fashion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could solve your problems through music!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be elves. Though not uncool, I for one would certainly become bored with staying earthbound.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world which primarily favors open source and is actively abandoning all that is contrary!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then playing online videogames would suck because of all the cheaters...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fun world where everyone can enjoy doing what they want without disrupting other people's fun, even if what they enjoy is to not have fun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We have that already, but nobody's trying.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A hueg void where the planet used to be.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A bigger planet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beefy Women from double gravity. Also, it wouldn't solve anything from lack of space, we'd just fight over more stuff.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One word: RAYGUNS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two words: Very painful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were everyone included word games naturally into how they communicate with each other.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) XCL BLKCL GCTW JBBTCG
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never born!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah lets fuck up the rest of the universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with animals who could talk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all realise how much the animals hate us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans couldn't talk!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You really don't want to see me in a leather teddy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where side quests gave you experience points in addition to rewards. JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then how would they make us play together instead of solo?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You can record and then re-watch your dreams!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dont want anyone seeing my subconcious.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No one dies, ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There will be no one who can successfully exterminate the furries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could literally put yourself in other people's shoes, and live as them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Didn't they make a Jack Chick Tract of that? And didn't it suck?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could choose your own captcha!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hello sir, I am a BOT. Would you like to see my dissertation on the word "booies"?
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of giant govt appointed people voting on things, every citizen of the country gets a voting tablet, and for an hour every day, people can sit and read a concise representation of two sides of an issue, and then vote on it, or several things (wireless, encrypted).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's boring and no one would do it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era bicycles came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You moron. You can't market that to fat people. And they aren't phat enough for normal people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era fashion came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming and Victorian-era fashion will ultimately lead to human extinction due to heat exhaustion.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls were actually cute and innocent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd never put out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone loves anal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone smells like poo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody loves Clonepa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Open season on killing clonepas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kill him in his own thread, please.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A message board where threads never went off-topic!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people cared more about cleanliness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you starved to death, users on DQN will drop from 5 to 4.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where mittens were edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd use up ALL the emergency mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were 10 DQN posters!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd become Slashdot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without the need for regular expressions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd burst into dust.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you're pulling my tit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would wonder who you stole it from.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fusion power is dirt-cheap and plentiful!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dragonball Z would have been even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I am not addicted to the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yet another depressing scenario wherein DQN's user count drops from 5 to 4, and us four are left wondering if it will ever be as beautiful again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans had only 4 fingers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone loved DQN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we would become /b/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would have to relearn how to type, and DQN's user count drops from 1 to none.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women weren't fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Could never happen
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everybody would be a woman, and while lesbian couples are fun, they are still infertile.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was a futa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex would eventually become boring as we really couldn't do anything other than anal.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lesbians could procreate - and we were all lesbians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens when a couple has children, and each one gives birth to a child? WHICH ONE'S THE DADDY!?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the entire planet was taken over by a massive, aggressive, living forest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You shall not pass.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody was futa, the type WITH a vagina but without the baggage that gets in the way!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of men worrying about their penis being too small and women worrying their breasts being to small, we'd all have to worry about both.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every one turned into a sprakly-eyed long-hair sexy bishonen so that all the hot chicks who previously scorned us would fall madly in love with us. But, because their bitchs, we would get all get revenge on them by being gay. And I don't mean the "look at me I'm FABULOUS" gay, I mean the cool "I'm just a regular guy who happens to like guys, like that dude who played Gandalf" gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then again, because everyone's a gay sparkly-eyed, long-haired, sexy bishonen... Everyone's a guy and noone's a girl. We'd be gay without having the joy of watching women suffer because they can't have us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people swapped genders for some uncommon reason or another (such as sneezing) when they hit puberty. To avoid conflict, genderswapping stops happening if the person in question becomes pregnant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would have an erection all the time - that's my fetish. D:
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where erections didn't get in the way of things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Micropenis.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where catgirls/boys and doggirls/boys existed due to genetic splicing (ears, tails, heightened abilities, etc) and were mixed in with general human population and were not uncommon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poop everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every man and every woman is a star!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a VIP★STAR, I'll always be just a regular POP★STAR.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where musical talent was inherent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) American Idol. On every channel.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people only knew how to feel!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be Tanasinn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) W∴∵∴∵ that∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵e ∴∵∴∵ly A∴∵∴∵∴E∴∵
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't think... Feeeeel and you will be Tanasinn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lots of thinking and no feeling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without "ITT we find flaws in a perfect world" threads!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of us would exist...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without leaders!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone's a loser.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without losers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone's a leader.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Indians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd be nowhere to outsource our tech support to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without outsourcing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whaaaat? I don't want to do any of this... Can't we pay someone else to do it..?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it is globally recognised that the "criminal" path is in fact overall more difficult and less fulfilling. Additionally, having recognised this, people are good out of a general desire to be good, rather than feeling forced to.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But in a world with universal good, there would be no proper balance between good and evil, thus good wouldn't actually exist, as good needs evil to exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without paradox!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mages are powerful enough already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Mages!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not on my watch you won't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Rocket Propelled Grenades
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not on my jihad you won't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without religious extremism!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those ugly-ass WTC towers would still be standing there uglifying the skyline.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with good taste and ONLY good taste!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Good taste, by ceasing to have any rivals for people's tastes, would cease to be considered "good".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is Japanese!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all be xenophobic towards non-existent Westerners.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the trains are always on time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would plan their days around train crashes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where machines used water instead of oil as fuel!
We might run out of drinking water.
A world where people could live off the power of love alone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homoeroticism abounds
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dreams are reality