( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) What if one escaped
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ฿ -฿) A world where you made a decent post that wasn't right before mine.
( ฿ ฿) That other thing! A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ฿ -฿) you'd either have hair all over your second pair of eyes or have to be bald.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which people like >>538-san finally understand that sage is not an offense and does not give you the right to post like an idiot.
( ฿ -฿) We wouldn't have anybody to laugh at.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Batman was Spiderman and vice-versa!
( ฿ -฿) Spiderman is too light hearted. He would be forced into moral dilemmas that would break his soul. Batman, on the other hand, would terrify so many of Spiderman's villains into going straight that there would barely be any left.
( ฿ ฿) A world where comic book nerds were popular with the ladies!
( ฿ -฿) Eventually you would want to stop courting a bitch and just get back to reading your comics.
( ฿ ฿) A world where sexual intercourse was initiated primarily as a greeting to whomever you meet for the first time!
( ฿ -฿) Since you are a virgin, it would not make sense to explain how much that'd suck. You wouldn't understand anyway.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you are a virgin and i am not!
( ฿ -฿) You have HIV.
( ฿ ฿) A world where having your zipper down is socially acceptable as one that is up.
( ฿ -฿) That's already how things work... in nursing homes.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all people were painlessly vaporized at age 60!
( ฿ -฿) I bet you would not want to be vaporized, not even painlessly. No matter if 6 or 60 years old.
( ฿ ฿) A world where al music would sound like "BARF, DIARRHEA HA! HA! HA!"
( ฿ -฿) The IFPI would sue everyone for copyright infringement.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can blow raspberries on your girlfriend's belly in front of her parents!
( ฿ -฿) Why not go one step further and make-out on the couch while they watch, while you're at it. smack
( ฿ ฿) A world where no one acted innapropriately! [/KNEEJERK]
( ฿ -฿) No fun. Plain and simple.
( ฿ ฿) A world where little girls poop cotton candy!
( ฿ -฿) 2 girls 1 cup wouldn't be fun anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world that's toroid shaped!
( ฿ -฿) I don't know, man. Living on the non-simply connected surface of a toroid shaped planet would just kind of freak me out. You'd have all these tight-knit relations between nations closer to the center while the rest of us on the outer sides would be in some weird disarray with respect to each other... However it would be neat to look up at the day/night sky from the centroid and see the opposing side of your own world staring back at you.
( ฿ ฿) A world where animals are our friends and our equals!
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't like to sit next to a skunk on the bus.
( ฿ ฿) A world where herons don't fly into our kitchens and mess up our pots and pans!
( ฿ -฿) I would never get to see another living thing that wasn't the odd ant or spider that crawls in through the gap in the door...
( ฿ ฿) A world where me and the heron go on adventures throught the world, visiting as many pots and pan shops as possible and learning important lessons on the way!
( ฿ -฿) Every time you visit one store, 2 more get built.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can build their own house in seconds!
( ฿ -฿) We'd run out of trees.
( ฿ ฿) A world were we wouldn't run out of trees!
( ฿ -฿) Did you not see Origins: Spirits of the Past? Those creepy druid chicks were bad enough.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people believe in a God, not out of fear of reprisal, but out of a genuine understanding that they need guidance.
( ฿ -฿) Future civilization ends up looking like it was torn straight out of an Orson Scott Card novel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where social customs generally favored video gaming over becoming intoxicated!
( ฿ -฿) No more booty calls.
( ฿ ฿) INFINITE RESOURCES
( ฿ -฿) but then where would I construct all the pylons?
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ฿ -฿) Too many unemployed people that used to make hug pillows.
( ฿ ฿) A world where not only is employment guaranteed, the jobs are always cool!
( ฿ -฿) You've got a point there: Inflation and idiots do go hand in hand! ... Sadly...
( ฿ ฿) Everyone's unemployed and everyone's immortal. If we don't like 'em, chuck 'em into the Sun to keep it burnin'.
( ฿ -฿) I only agree to this if you get on the rocket first
( ฿ ฿) Mystical Aliens from outer space decide to come along, give us tech so that no-one HAS to work, and making life a series of indulgences.
( ฿ -฿) Life would not be challenging, and you'd stop loving those indulgences, since they become something normal. Someday, working would be luxury.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Mosquitos!
( ฿ -฿) Nature would come up with something worse, like worms that lay flesh-eating maggots that eat through your urethra.
( ฿ ฿) A world without parasites!
( ฿ -฿) Nature would come up with something worse like zombies.
( ฿ ฿) Knowing the meaning life
( ฿ -฿) Getting an answer that is so stupid, it makes you question why you asked "What is the meaning of life?"
( ฿ ฿) being mortal, but given a chance to return to life after 100 years!
( ฿ -฿) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.
( ฿ ฿) A world with reliable reincarnation!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.
( ฿ ฿) A world just like this one, but better!
( ฿ -฿) Still far from perfect.
( ฿ ฿) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!
( ฿ -฿) Gas and anal leakage.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the truth really could make you free!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody would tell the truth.
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of perfection!
( ฿ -฿) Then we wouldn't have this thread...
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of the finest silk!
( ฿ -฿) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.
( ฿ ฿) A word with no fat people!
( ฿ -฿) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!
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( ฿ -฿) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.
( ฿ ฿) Feeling the meaning of life!
( ฿ -฿) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.
( ฿ ฿) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.
...Hurray?
( ฿ ฿) I can't see anything wrong with that.
( ฿ ฿) The total destruction of the universe!
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( ฿ -฿) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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( ฿ ฿) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!
( ฿ -฿) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.
( ฿ ฿) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called 4chan.
( ฿ ฿) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!
( ฿ -฿) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.
( ฿ ฿) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called Vista.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Vista didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!
( ฿ -฿) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!
( ฿ -฿) Fuck you! She does not!
( ฿ ฿) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.
( ฿ ฿) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!
( ฿ -฿) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.
( ฿ -฿) Okay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone used macs!
( ฿ -฿) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.
( ฿ ฿) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!
( ฿ -฿) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?
( ฿ ฿) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!
( ฿ -฿) Pussy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!
( ฿ -฿) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.
( ฿ ฿) A world where products sold themselves!
( ฿ -฿) Advertising becomes even more annoying.
( ฿ ฿) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!
( ฿ ฿) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!
( ฿ ฿) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!
( ฿ -฿) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.
( ฿ ฿) A world without STDs/STIs
( ฿ -฿) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?
( ฿ ฿) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!
( ฿ -฿) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.
( ฿ ฿) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!
( ฿ -฿) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.
( ฿ ฿) A world were the Saturn was well made!
( ฿ -฿) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?
( ฿ ฿) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!
( ฿ -฿) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.
( ฿ ฿) A world where breathing is unnecesary.
( ฿ -฿) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.
( ฿ ฿) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!
( ฿ -฿) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!
( ฿ ฿) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!
( ฿ -฿) That is the current world!
( ฿ ฿) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!
( ฿ -฿) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
( ฿ ฿) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ฿ ฿) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!
( ฿ -฿) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!
( ฿ -฿) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.
( ฿ ฿) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!
( ฿ -฿) FUCK YOU.
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( ฿ -฿) No money in that racket.
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( ฿ ฿) Everyone is ten feet tall!
( ฿ -฿) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..
( ฿ ฿) A world with self-tidying apartments!!
( ฿ -฿) No maid, no maiddog.
( ฿ ฿) Moon bases!
( ฿ -฿) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!
( ฿ -฿) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.
( ฿ ฿) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!
( ฿ -฿) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy
( ฿ ฿) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!
( ฿ -฿) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!
( ฿ -฿) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ฿ ฿) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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( ฿ ฿) A world with world BU-Ning championships!
( ฿ -฿) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun
( ฿ ฿) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl
( ฿ -฿) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.
( ฿ ฿) All English speakers use British spellings only!
( ฿ -฿) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs
( ฿ ฿) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ฿ ฿) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!
( ฿ ฿) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!
( ฿ -฿) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!
( ฿ -฿) He rapes everyone.
( ฿ ฿) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!
( ฿ -฿) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!
( ฿ ฿) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!
( ฿ -฿) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.
( ฿ ฿) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!
( ฿ -฿) Poop in the Uterus.
( ฿ ฿) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ฿ -฿) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.
( ฿ ฿) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...
( ฿ -฿) No more space movies
( ฿ ฿) A world with no space movies!