( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no space movies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Starbucks goes out of business.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sea kittens are actual kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!
( >益<) HNNNNNNNNG
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No more racism, everyone is white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We eat the Dead!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Prions.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without religion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which ( ˃ ヮ˂) turned back into ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't be here as much.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A wizard government!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We lived in a Dyson sphere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Machines powered by love!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Machines powered by crap!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) UNBEATABLE MACHINES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The plot of the Watchmen came true!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every politician is George Bush
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obesity is rampant.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of sexy magic elves!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Third Impact.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.
( ﾟ Дﾟ) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hmm, in that case...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody to purge the trolls
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every Home had a Holodeck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're still not interested in me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world is a lot more gay.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can create your own worlds!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of giant sentient penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of giant sentient penises.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then there would not be lots of penises.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't exist in that world.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would never live up to the concept.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I had an idea for this thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would dismiss it thusly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disney sues for copyright infringement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Phallic imagery.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Phallic imagery!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feminists complain incessantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyday is Sunday!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where sweets and puppies are free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pedophiles are out of ammo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No TEH REI.
( ﾟヮﾟ) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homework.
( ﾟヮﾟ) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with no TEH REI.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A generally more shitty world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) L. Ron Hubbard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was always summer!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then i'd get sunburnt.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where videogames were mainstream!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were impotency was of the past completely!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world is New York.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This board would be overrun with pandas.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm depressed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Old people would be even more annoying
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you
( ﾟ -ﾟ) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We are living in the Soviet Union.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're all living in America
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) America ist wunderbar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everybody would want to live there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Inifite energy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite Polution
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people do not die when they are killed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I world where feeling pain is optional.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no clowns!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you didn't just read that!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't have a boner right now.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where masturbation causes immortality!