( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.
( ฿ ฿) A world with reliable reincarnation!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.
( ฿ ฿) A world just like this one, but better!
( ฿ -฿) Still far from perfect.
( ฿ ฿) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!
( ฿ -฿) Gas and anal leakage.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the truth really could make you free!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody would tell the truth.
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of perfection!
( ฿ -฿) Then we wouldn't have this thread...
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of the finest silk!
( ฿ -฿) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.
( ฿ ฿) A word with no fat people!
( ฿ -฿) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!
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( ฿ -฿) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.
( ฿ ฿) Feeling the meaning of life!
( ฿ -฿) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.
( ฿ ฿) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.
...Hurray?
( ฿ ฿) I can't see anything wrong with that.
( ฿ ฿) The total destruction of the universe!
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( ฿ -฿) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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( ฿ ฿) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!
( ฿ -฿) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.
( ฿ ฿) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called 4chan.
( ฿ ฿) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!
( ฿ -฿) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.
( ฿ ฿) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called Vista.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Vista didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!
( ฿ -฿) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!
( ฿ -฿) Fuck you! She does not!
( ฿ ฿) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.
( ฿ ฿) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!
( ฿ -฿) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.
( ฿ -฿) Okay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone used macs!
( ฿ -฿) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.
( ฿ ฿) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!
( ฿ -฿) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?
( ฿ ฿) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!
( ฿ -฿) Pussy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!
( ฿ -฿) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.
( ฿ ฿) A world where products sold themselves!
( ฿ -฿) Advertising becomes even more annoying.
( ฿ ฿) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!
( ฿ ฿) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!
( ฿ ฿) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!
( ฿ -฿) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.
( ฿ ฿) A world without STDs/STIs
( ฿ -฿) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?
( ฿ ฿) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!
( ฿ -฿) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.
( ฿ ฿) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!
( ฿ -฿) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.
( ฿ ฿) A world were the Saturn was well made!
( ฿ -฿) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?
( ฿ ฿) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!
( ฿ -฿) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.
( ฿ ฿) A world where breathing is unnecesary.
( ฿ -฿) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.
( ฿ ฿) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!
( ฿ -฿) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!
( ฿ ฿) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!
( ฿ -฿) That is the current world!
( ฿ ฿) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!
( ฿ -฿) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
( ฿ ฿) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ฿ ฿) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!
( ฿ -฿) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!
( ฿ -฿) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.
( ฿ ฿) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!
( ฿ -฿) FUCK YOU.
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( ฿ -฿) No money in that racket.
( ฿ ฿) !!!
( ฿ -฿) ...
( ฿ ฿) Everyone is ten feet tall!
( ฿ -฿) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..
( ฿ ฿) A world with self-tidying apartments!!
( ฿ -฿) No maid, no maiddog.
( ฿ ฿) Moon bases!
( ฿ -฿) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!
( ฿ -฿) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.
( ฿ ฿) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!
( ฿ -฿) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy
( ฿ ฿) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!
( ฿ -฿) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!
( ฿ -฿) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ฿ ฿) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.
( ฿ -฿)...
( ฿ ฿) A world with world BU-Ning championships!
( ฿ -฿) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun
( ฿ ฿) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl
( ฿ -฿) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.
( ฿ ฿) All English speakers use British spellings only!
( ฿ -฿) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs
( ฿ ฿) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ฿ ฿) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!
( ฿ ฿) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!
( ฿ -฿) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!
( ฿ -฿) He rapes everyone.
( ฿ ฿) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!
( ฿ -฿) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!
( ฿ ฿) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!
( ฿ -฿) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.
( ฿ ฿) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!
( ฿ -฿) Poop in the Uterus.
( ฿ ฿) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ฿ -฿) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.
( ฿ ฿) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...
( ฿ -฿) No more space movies
( ฿ ฿) A world with no space movies!
( ฿ -฿) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.
( ฿ ฿) A world with no space movies!
( ฿ -฿) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist
( ฿ -฿) Starbucks goes out of business.
( ฿ ฿) Sea kittens are actual kittens!
( ฿ -฿) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!
( >๛u<) HNNNNNNNNG
( ฿ ฿) No more racism, everyone is white!
( ฿ -฿) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!
( ฿ -฿) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?
( ฿ ฿) We eat the Dead!
( ฿ -฿) Prions.
( ฿ ฿) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!
( ฿ -฿) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.
( ฿ -฿) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
( ฿ ฿) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)
( ฿ -฿) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.
( ฿ ฿) A world without religion!
( ฿ -฿) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which ( ˃ ˂) turned back into ผ๑๑๑i OึOj๑๑๑ฝ !
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't be here as much.
( ฿ ฿) A wizard government!
( ฿ -฿) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.
( ฿ -฿) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.
( ฿ ฿) We lived in a Dyson sphere!
( ฿ -฿) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries
( ฿ ฿) Machines powered by love!
( ฿ -฿) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.
( ฿ ฿) Machines powered by crap!
( ฿ -฿) UNBEATABLE MACHINES
( ฿ ฿) The plot of the Watchmen came true!
( ฿ -฿) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!
( ฿ -฿) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.
( ฿ ฿) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!
( ฿ -฿) Every politician is George Bush
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!
( ฿ -฿) Obesity is rampant.
( ฿ ฿) A world full of sexy magic elves!
( ฿ -฿) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads
( ฿ ฿) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!
( ฿ -฿) Third Impact.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!
( ฿ -฿) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!
( ฿ -฿) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.
( ฿ D฿) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!
( ฿ -฿) Hmm, in that case...
( ฿ ฿) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody to purge the trolls
( ฿ ฿) Every Home had a Holodeck!