( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ί -ί) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.
( ί ί) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!
( ί -ί) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.
( ί ί) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!
( ί -ί) They're still not interested in me.
( ί ί) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!
( ί -ί) The world is a lot more gay.
( ί ί) A world where you can create your own worlds!
( ί -ί) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.
( ί ί) A world of giant sentient penises!
( ί -ί) A world of giant sentient penises.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.
( ί -ί) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.
( ί ί) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!
( ί -ί) But then there would not be lots of penises.
( ί ί) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!
( ί -ί) I don't exist in that world.
( ί -ί) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.
( ί -ί) The world would never live up to the concept.
( ί -ί) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.
( ί ί) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!
( ί ί) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation
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( ί ί) A world where-
( ί -ί) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ί ί) A world where I had an idea for this thread!
( ί -ί) We would dismiss it thusly.
( ί ί) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!
( ί -ί) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.
( ί ί) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
( ί -ί) Disney sues for copyright infringement.
( ί ί) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!
( ί -ί) Phallic imagery.
( ί ί) Phallic imagery!
( ί -ί) Feminists complain incessantly.
( ί ί) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!
( ί -ί) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.
( ί ί) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.
( ί -ί) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.
( ί ί) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!
( ί -ί) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.
( ί ί) A world where everyday is Sunday!
( ί -ί) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.
( ί ί) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!
( ί -ί) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.
( ί ί) A world where sweets and puppies are free!
( ί -ί) Pedophiles are out of ammo.
( ί ί) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!
( ί -ί) No TEH REI.
( ίί) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!
( ί -ί) Homework.
( ίί) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!
( ί -ί) A world with no TEH REI.
( ί ί) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!
( ί -ί) A generally more shitty world.
( ί ί) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!
( ί -ί) L. Ron Hubbard.
( ί ί) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.
( ί -ί) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about
( ί ί) A world where it was always summer!
( ί -ί) But then i'd get sunburnt.
( ί ί) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor
( ί -ί) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.
( ί ί) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!
( ί -ί) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.
( ί ί) A world where videogames were mainstream!
( ί -ί) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.
( ί ί) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!
( ί -ί) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ί ί) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!
( ί -ί) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.
( ί ί) A world were impotency was of the past completely!
( ί -ί) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.
( ί -ί) The world is New York.
( ί ί) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!
( ί -ί) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.
( ί ί) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!
( ί -ί) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.
( ί ί) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!
( ί -ί) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.
( ί ί) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!
( ί -ί) This board would be overrun with pandas.
( ί ί) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.
( ί -ί) I'm depressed.
( ί ί) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!
( ί -ί) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason
( ί ί) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!
( ί -ί)Old people would be even more annoying
( ί ί)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!
( ί -ί)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.
( ί ί)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!
( ί -ί) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...
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( ί -ί) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.
( ί ί) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.
( ί -ί) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics
( ί ί) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you
( ί -ί) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!
( ί ί) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].
( ί -ί) We are living in the Soviet Union.
( ί ί) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!
( ί -ί)@We're all living in America
( ί ί)@America ist wunderbar
( ί -ί)@Everybody would want to live there.
( ί ί)@Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.
( ί -ί) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...
( ί ί) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!
( ί -ί) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.
( ί ί) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!
( ί -ί) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?
( ί ί) Inifite energy
( ί -ί) Infinite Polution
( ί ί) A world where people do not die when they are killed.
( ί -ί) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.
( ί ί) I world where feeling pain is optional.
( ί -ί) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.
( ί ί) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.
( ί -ί) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.
( ί ί) A world with no clowns!
( ί -ί) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.
( ί ί) A world where you didn't just read that!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't have a boner right now.
( ί ί) A world where masturbation causes immortality!
( ί -ί) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).
( ί ί) Two girls for every boy!
( ί -ί) STDs for everyone.
( ί ί) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!
( ί -ί) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings
( ί ί) A world where >>745 doesn't exist
( ί -ί) The internet is banned for health reasons.
( ί ί) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.
( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ί ί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ί ί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ί -ί) You'd get sick of seeing it all the time fairly quickly.
( ί ί) A world where everyone eats tartar sauce every day!
( ί -ί) But then no one would love him.
( ί ί) A world where Rei's Diner actualy served its customers.
( ˃ ˂) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH... OH MAN... AHAHAHAHAHA...
( ί -ί) Wait... Was he serious about that?
( ί -ί) Nope.
( ί ί) A world where girls can only wear aprons with nothing underneath.
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>>755 Close but I think you meant: A world where allfemales are asian catgirls and wear maid uniforms
( ί -ί) Those few, brave otaku who spent years of their lives analyzing, memorizing, learning game mechanics, pushing the limits of both themselves and their character would have nothing to show for it and their lives would be that much more sad.
( ί ί)@A world where westerners weren't too individualistic and could get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai!
( ί -ί) Individualism makes the world go round... "Get yer chebs oot fur uz"
( ί ί) A world where you can buy bottles of inspiration!
( ί -ί) Outlawed as a controlled substance.
( ί ί) Rick Astley as a Neo-Nazi sex symbol!
>>762
( ί -ί) Way to make the place even more casual.
( ί ί) Dark Wave being available in the original overseas release of FFII for SNES. (I don't wanna play the super serious translation of 4 just for that. Also, the DS version of the move, where it's just a super attack instead of a strike all, sucks.)
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( ί ί) A world where people could always smell and be repulsed by their own BO, ensuring clean and fresh armpits anywhere you go!
( ί -ί) Cleaning the mess afterwards
( ί ί) A world where 4ch does projects and stuff like 2ch, such as Mario hacks and other stuff!