ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) a world made of mittens!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 15:22

( ί -ί) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.

( ί ƒŽί) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 00:22

( ί -ί) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 05:46

( ί -ί) They're still not interested in me.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:08

( ί -ί) The world is a lot more gay.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can create your own worlds!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:12

( ί -ί) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.

( ί ƒŽί) A world of giant sentient penises!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:19

( ί -ί) A world of giant sentient penises.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 14:48

( ί -ί) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:10

( ί -ί) But then there would not be lots of penises.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:55

( ί -ί) I don't exist in that world.

( ί -ί) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:24

( ί -ί) The world would never live up to the concept.

( ί -ί) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:27

( ί ƒŽί) Finally, some peace and quiet!

( ί -ί) You show up uninvited anyway.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 00:43

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 01:08

( ί -ί) I saw an opportunity to turn it around, sue me.

682 Name: TT : 1993-09-5682 01:24

( ί ƒŽί) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 05:11

( ί -ί) ί -ί

( ί ƒŽί) A world where-
( ί -ί) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ί ƒŽί) A world where I had an idea for this thread!

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 13:13

( ί -ί) We would dismiss it thusly.

( ί ƒŽί) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:36

( ί -ί) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 06:44

( ί -ί) Disney sues for copyright infringement.

( ί ƒŽί) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:09

( ί -ί) Phallic imagery.

( ί ƒŽί) Phallic imagery!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:27

( ί -ί) Feminists complain incessantly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

( ί -ί) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:39

( ί -ί) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:56

( ί -ί) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyday is Sunday!

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:59

( ί -ί) Church every morning, and the banks are never open.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I got paid twice as much as I do now!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:04

( ί -ί) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:05

( ί -ί) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where sweets and puppies are free!

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:18

( ί -ί) Pedophiles are out of ammo.

( ί ƒŽί) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:25

( ί -ί) No TEH REI.

( ίƒŽί) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:43

( ί -ί) Homework.

( ίƒŽί) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:49

( ί -ί) Environmentalists would constantly be turning the sun off to conserve it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no TEH REI

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:13

( ί -ί) A world with no TEH REI.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:28

( ί -ί) Global starvation with a delicate hint of apathy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone eats lots of fiber!

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 17:05

( ί -ί) A generally more shitty world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 18:25

( ί -ί) L. Ron Hubbard.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 19:31

( ί -ί) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was always summer!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 20:04

( ί -ί) But then i'd get sunburnt.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:01

( ί -ί) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:13

( ί -ί) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where videogames were mainstream!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:41

( ί -ί) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.

( ί ƒŽί) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 00:02

( ί -ί) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ί ƒŽί) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 06:52

( ί -ί) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were impotency was of the past completely!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 14:22

( ί -ί) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:56

( ί -ί) The world is New York.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 03:03

( ί -ί) We'd all be caught without heavy clothing for the cold days to come.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where that idiot didn't leave his italics tag open!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 03:54

( ί -ί) People unable to understand simple directions.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can tell the difference between 2channel (2ch) and Futaba Channel (2chan)!

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 04:30

( ί -ί) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 16:33

( ί -ί) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.

( ί ƒŽί) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:48

( ί -ί) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.

( ί ƒŽί) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 01:18

( ί -ί) This board would be overrun with pandas.

( ί ƒŽί) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 07:53

( ί -ί) I'm depressed.

( ί ƒŽί) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 08:10

( ί -ί) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason

( ί ƒŽί) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 13:16

( ί -ί)Old people would be even more annoying

( ί ƒŽί)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:25

( ί -ί)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.

( ί ƒŽί)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:51

( ί -ί) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...

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( ί -ί) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.

( ί ƒŽί) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 16:21

( ί -ί) That sounds like a world where Conservatives and other people who value honest work would thrive. As a socialist hippie liberal douche, I can't support that.

( ί ƒŽί) A world under the enlightened jackboots of liberal socialism!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 17:20

( ί -ί) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 20:26

( ί -ί) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!

( ί ƒŽί) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 12:24

( ί -ί) We are living in the Soviet Union.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 13:28

( ί -ί)@We're all living in America
( ί ƒŽί)@America ist wunderbar

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 14:43

( ί -ί)@Everybody would want to live there.

( ί ƒŽί)@Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 15:35

( ί -ί) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...

( ί ƒŽί) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 19:16

( ί -ί) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 19:50

( ί -ί) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?

( ί ƒŽί) Inifite energy

732 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5688 00:56

( ί -ί) Infinite Polution

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people do not die when they are killed.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 01:27

( ί -ί) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.

( ί ƒŽί) I world where feeling pain is optional.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 02:08

>>733

( ί -ί) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 09:38

( ί -ί) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no clowns!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:40

( ί -ί) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you didn't just read that!

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 22:19

( ί -ί) I wouldn't have a boner right now.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where masturbation causes immortality!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 00:12

( ί -ί) You'd be up to your neck in blind, twitchy, hairy-palmed immortals.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where masturbation took a day off your life every time you did it!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 08:28

>>738

( ί -ί) Everyone would be dead by 20

( ί ƒŽί) A world where run by the members of DQN

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 19:56

( ί -ί) A shadowy group of six nameless losers, with one constantly trying to ban the others for pointless reasons and another who keeps posting Beady Eyes. These are NOT the people I want in charge of my world!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the members of DQN vastly outnumbered the rest of humanity!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 20:21

( ί -ί) This board would become shit, like /b/.

( ί ƒŽί) This board got maybe 8 more regular posters

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 21:10

( ί -ί) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).

( ί ƒŽί) Two girls for every boy!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 01:35

( ί -ί) STDs for everyone.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 11:58

( ί -ί) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings

( ί ƒŽί) A world where >>745 doesn't exist

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 15:04

( ί -ί) No cancer cure for you then, meanie.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where being mean gave you crippling headaches!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 16:01

( ί -ί) The internet is banned for health reasons.

( ί ƒŽί) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 16:35

( ί -ί) No escape from the banality of modern life

( ί ƒŽί) A world where love is everlasting!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 18:35

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 18:37

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 19:28

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone wears tartan every day!

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 20:59

( ί -ί) You'd get sick of seeing it all the time fairly quickly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone eats tartar sauce every day!

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 22:30

( ί -ί) The International Tartar Cartel would rule with an iron fist. You'd probably end up working in the tartar mines.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Clonepa had character!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 03:33

( ί -ί) But then no one would love him.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Rei's Diner actualy served its customers.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 03:45

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH... OH MAN... AHAHAHAHAHA...

( ί -ί) Wait... Was he serious about that?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:27

( ί -ί) Nope.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where girls can only wear aprons with nothing underneath.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:36

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757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 00:34

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( ί ƒŽί)@A world where everyone would be skilled enough to beat Touhou on Lunatic difficulty.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 03:54

>>755 Close but I think you meant: A world where allfemales are asian catgirls and wear maid uniforms

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 07:28

>>757

( ί -ί) Those few, brave otaku who spent years of their lives analyzing, memorizing, learning game mechanics, pushing the limits of both themselves and their character would have nothing to show for it and their lives would be that much more sad.

( ί ƒŽί)@A world where westerners weren't too individualistic and could get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 14:32

( ί -ί) Individualism makes the world go round... "Get yer chebs oot fur uz"

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can buy bottles of inspiration!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 16:54

( ί -ί) Outlawed as a controlled substance.

( ί ƒŽί) Rick Astley as a Neo-Nazi sex symbol!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 18:38

( ί -ί) If he becomes Hitler by singing to people as torture.

( ί ƒŽί) Free beef bowls at Yoshinoya!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 21:26

>>762
( ί -ί) Way to make the place even more casual.

( ί ƒŽί) Dark Wave being available in the original overseas release of FFII for SNES. (I don't wanna play the super serious translation of 4 just for that. Also, the DS version of the move, where it's just a super attack instead of a strike all, sucks.)

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 07:57

( ί -ί) People too lazy to ship anything.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Marisa still had her Master Spark!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 18:12

( ί -ί) But ZUN will be too drunk to put it back in.

( ί ƒŽί) tanasinn...ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 21:54

( ί -ί) ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people could always smell and be repulsed by their own BO, ensuring clean and fresh armpits anywhere you go!

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 02:27

( ί -ί) But, what if people eat too much gas-inducing foods?

( ί ƒŽί) Self-pleasure through tentacles!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 03:38

( ί -ί) Cleaning the mess afterwards

( ί ƒŽί) A world where 4ch does projects and stuff like 2ch, such as Mario hacks and other stuff!

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