( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I woudn't be able to keep up with my real life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (SAoVQ currently doing a game project like that though)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where forum are never ruined!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (You know what I mean by ruined)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Holy! my captcha is ri!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (I should really stop doing that now)
>>769
Oh. Cool, I guess. That place has less users than us though. Or so it seems. Sage-ing for unrelated stuff.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insanity eyes sounds cool at first...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody gets a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would have too much spare change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No one has a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Toyota what?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone had a video game of their choice made for them by a nice company!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would ever play yours. Forums jammed with "My game is awesome b/c..."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 8-bit radio stations playing chiptunes and game ost's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd go mainstream. That'd be kinda lame.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Video cameras aren't as expensive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's Clannad
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) America passes a law that bans fat people from going to Disney Land/World.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They STILL wouldn't go to EuroDisney
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Earth grows intelligent life!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It destroys it OH WAIT
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am the one and only!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)JEWS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God exists, but is totally ego-less and open to suggestions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On the suggestion of a pedophile, the human race changes such that all women appear to stop again at age 12.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God exists, but only gives subconscious suggestions which you are not obligated to follow in any way, without any form of retribution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A lot of people would still take it really seriously.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The average IQ is 150
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every picture on the internet is a red X.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yokohama!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) moar liek Yoko Ono, amirite guise?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Asia Carrera!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Arctic Carrera.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) While everyone still grows older, wiser and eventual dies, we all remain as healthy and attractive as we were at the peak of our youth, until we succumb to a fatal and painless aneurysm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'll get excessive wrinkles.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Reverse traps do not exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reverse traps wouldn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We peacefully coexisted with a race of intelligent squids!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No calimari
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where old consoles don't suddently stop working!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of swords and sorcery! ...with some occasional steampunk or hi-technicaaaaal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fantasy novels would be about tedious office jobs and the mundane lives of salarymen.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we all shared the same language the world over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tower of Babel
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tower of Druaga!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can never stay indoors for too long.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Twin Towers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Boring.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without captchas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the idiots of current 4chan did not exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be posting at 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Computers wouldn't exist, and there maybe some other complication for me...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with humans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would just be awful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where chocolate shakes grow on trees!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd have ants in them. Ew.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a slightly better selection of pr0n on the Intertubes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The less adventurous porn stars are bullied out of the industry as the general public's standards are raised in relation to the higher quality of pornography available on the Intertubes. They take up new positions in the community such as as teaching and end up passing on their world views to the classroom. This in turn influences your children's perception of the pornography industry and in turn increases their chances of entering it. This, coupled with the fact that pr0n on the Intertubes is now more daring, means that you have a higher than usual chance of accidentally stumbling upon a pornographic video featuring your daughter during your time spent surfing, thus disturbing your fap session and causing mental distress to your person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world of Pokémon!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where I have to grind just to go to a friend's house or a museum if I wanted to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we faced dangerously high concentrations of kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who are allergic to cats wouldn't have a good time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world perpetually stuck in 1993!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Society would be ground to a halt as everyone stops to admire the cute little bastards every 5 minutes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anime adaptations of good manga actually improved on and was generally better than the source material.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with a higher concentration of otakus and NEETs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kittens won't trigger allergy symptoms in people who are lame enough to get them!
( T _T) The kittens would all still hate me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fishes have eyelids!
>>811
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fisherman tell stories about the one that got away, and the story would take even longer because the fisherman would describe the eyelids as well.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can catch fish if they genuinely desire it, and fishermen who just want to waste time can opt out of catching fish!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who cares about fish anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every once in a while, some kid makes a time machine, goes back in time with the latest console, gives it to government scientists for a 1-way ticket to easy street - and technology advances ultra fast!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TIME PARADOX
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time travel was real and always involved hilarious antics but always resulted in the status quo in some ironic fashion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well then how are we supposed to kill Hitler?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with machines that let us look forwards and backwards in time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cautionary fables where trying to stop something from occurring makes it occur.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no person had power over another.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would be a world full of dirty diseased and starving hippies
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which sentient super intelligent machines run things and let humans do with their lives as they pleased
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The Culture" seems to work... But who cares about those special cases anyway. PARTY WOO!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Global Warming wasn't real!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Al Gore wouldn't profit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There was only one race!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It wouldn't be easy for me to get chicks when I go to any Asian country on account of being white... and therefore mysterious and dangerous.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with abortions for some, and miniature DQN flags for others!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They do... everyone's a stupid dick or a loser nerd.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Occasionally, the powers that be would fill all the people in a certain area in a certain situation with a rhythm - thus causing those people to perform a song and dance number about everyday things like drycleaning, or being a closet gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life is High School Musical.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where God is George Carlin who constantly develops for, and releases patches for life to progressively fix it to general perfection!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) George Carlin is dead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had three hands. Just think of the video games we'd be able to play man!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD! STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you forgot an exclamation mark... I'll just put it here...!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anal Bum Cover
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chevron Action Flash.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every nation's cinema industry was held to the same exacting standards of production quality as India's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd still be a virgin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without humans.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd always be a virgin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we genetically alter the eggs of a woman to make the kind of human we want! Then we sort them into a hierarchy of castes, ensuring a mindless workforce for the superior minds at the top of the caste system!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no reason to make AI machines... Otherwise, it's perfect!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Same thing as Above, but instead of woman's eggs, we alter Men's Balls! Let's see how ya like that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm really quite proud of my balls as they are.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls liked me for me and not just my balls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Girls never did like you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A perfect world!
>>836
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's been done already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without thugs, gangstas, chavs, and other people who just want to kill you and steal your money!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somebody needs to work the minimum wage jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Ron Paul became president of the U.S.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Green Party never wins.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Megaman 10!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to explain that Megaman X and Megaman 10 are totally different.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Super Mario Bros. X
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Question mark boxes with easily reached powerups get replaced by time capsules with loads of text to read.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Splatterhouse 4!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YUUUUURRIIIII!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that had 4 times the surface area as this one, and thus wars to conquer the whole thing would just be an exercise in futility.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Irish musical group gets no peace from the press.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without black people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wiggers still exist, so does crappy rap music.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had a gundam or a similar mech!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giant robot traffic jams.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone could drive well!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still be the worst driver
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was named after famous fictional characters
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to be Forrest Gump.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody's name was temporary,unless they were a criminal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crime rates soar as people go insane with the lack of a definitive title with which to present themselves by.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Since rainbows have no end as they are go in a circle, the pot of gold is a lie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pigs fly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Standing in line awkwardly after a GIANT PIG TURD lands on your shoulder. You miss pigeons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No such thing as child porn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But nobody can afford them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens for everybody!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who gives a fuck about mine sweeper?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it's a constant fight between Zalgo and Tannasin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel anything
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I felt like I never
( ﾟ -ﾟ) what is this I dont even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never gonna give you up!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd always let me down.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A World where computer virii were a thing of the past!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no such thing as "virii," so nothing would change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the SUPER EAGLES were an even more popular band than the Eagles!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The members would SUPER hate each other.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People released computer viruses that actually IMPROVE system performance! like surprise patches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People's attention span would be even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" made sense.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even electric brain pancake crystal elderly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Engrish was the official language of the United Nations!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The UN continues to be an abysmal failure and a money pit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the continents are Pangea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Africans infect the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Guy Fawkes succeeded!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No long winded alliterations and parodies of said alliterations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ALL birds sang beautifully, even notoriously obnoxious birds like conures and macaws.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would be a sin to kill all birds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women find shy computer nerds irresistible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still have to get out to meet them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without hunger!