[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 04:30 [No]

( ´ω`) We tried the attic, but they made the ceiling collapse.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 05:03 [No]

( ´ω`) Speaking of excess clones, how did you like the burgers we had for dinner?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 13:41 [No]

( ・ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・) We loved them! Thanks Grandpa!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 04:20 [No]

>>202
(╬ ಠ 益 ಠ) YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING!
　　　　　　YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 07:11 [No]

( ´ω`) Times are tough, Uglypa. Tighten your belt and suck it up.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 08:09 [No]

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) YOU KNOW WHAT COULD USE TIGHTENING UP? YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 08:50 [No]

(’w‘) Speak for yourself!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 09:19 [No]

(·∀·) holy shit grampa how'd you pull that off?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 10:02 [No]

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE WISEACRE FAMILY!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 15:25 [No]

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 15:57 [No]

test

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 21:00 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, for reference, how long was the last September?

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 23:40 [No]

( ´ω`) September 1992 lasted thirty days. I can remember it like it was yesterday...

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 18:46 [No]

( ´ω`) In fact, I'm fairly certain it was, in fact, yesterday.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 20:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Yesterday
( ´ω`) Barney Rubble seemed so far away
( ´ω`) Then he moved back in right down the way
( ´ω`) Oh, I relieved myself today.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) That's all I got.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5850 02:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you the egg man?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 01:54 [No]

( ´ω`) No, but I AM the walrus.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 15:59 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can a normal kid like me become a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 17:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Grill a whore.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 18:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Thrill a spore.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 18:47 [No]

(・∀・) Drill the boar?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 22:16 [No]

( ´ω`) No.

( ´ω`) Fill a door.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 17:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 19:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Believe me, what happens in Bangkok, stays in banged cocks for generations.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 03:52 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you as alarmed as I by the possibility that Mr Obama will deny life-saving treatment to you to save money?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 11:26 [No]

( ´ω`) As a prominent member/affiliate of the elitist superstructure, the president chose me to be in one of his Death Panels.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 17:27 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) I wish President Obama and congress would get there heads out of their asses and act!

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 18:46 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) I'd like to see them do a live performance of Beowulf, featuring Hillary Clinton as MacBeth's wife.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 20:26 [No]

( ´ω`) This is my thread, Kindness-San. If you don't get back to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/ this instant, I'll make sure you don't get your meds this month.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 11:10 [No]

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з ｕｎｔｈｏｙ！

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 21:04 [No]

( ・-・) That's ironic, considering how long I've been badgering you to take your damn pills.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 23:20 [No]

( ´ω`) Did someone just say something? It could've been the wind, but that smell...

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 23:36 [No]

(・∀・) Sorry. I had Burger King for lunch.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 23:12 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a spoobnumby?

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 02:25 [No]

( ´ω`) It's what I did with your grandmother several hundred years ago.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 03:34 [No]

(・∀・) No, no, you're thinking of garden parties again.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 19:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Ah, yes. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 16:04 [No]

( ´ω`) And then harpooning it. Ah, the feasts we had.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 21:01 [No]

(・∀・) You didn't eat the sun!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) You can't prove that for a fact.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 03:29 [No]

(・∀・) It's still up in the sky!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 04:35 [No]

( ´ω`) That's his brother.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 06:00 [No]

(・∀・) The sun only has a sister, and shes the moon.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 10:20 [No]

( ` ω´) So you wanna tell me the sun's brother fucked his sister? No way, son!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 13:37 [No]

(・∀・) We both watched the eclipse. There's no denying the dirty stuff that went on up there!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 20:11 [No]

(″◉ิヮ◉ิ) The Communist Party is like the Sun

     Where-ever it goes, there is light
     Where-ever the Communist Party goes
     Hooray, there the people are free!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 00:54 [No]

( ´ω`) Communism's only high point is that it reliably turns food exporting nations into food importing nations.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 04:37 [No]

(・∀・) The sun and moon are incestuous perverts! Don't change the subject!!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 05:27 [No]

( ´ω`) If I remember correctly, we were talking about the president's health care agenda before the sex life of celestial bodies.

( ´ω`) And before that, we were talking about zombies.

( ´ω`) Therefore, the true topic of discussion ITT is zombies.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Don't you dare try to derail it!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 08:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the ショウジョハコイヲスル？

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 18:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Speak English, you little idiot.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 00:13 [No]

(・∀・) Donde esta, casa de Darkpa?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 05:46 [No]

( ´ω`) Por casa, mi casa.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 06:20 [No]

(・∀・) casa basa nodasa spassa.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 10:56 [No]

( ´ω`) You crack me up, little buddy.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 13:14 [No]

(・∀・) yo grandpa, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but clonepa had one of the best threads of all time!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 21:17 [No]

( ´ω`) まったく、あのカニエやろう何考えているんだ

( ´ω`) Ｄｏｕｃｈｅｂａｇなヤツだな、あいつは

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 11:23 [No]

(・∀・) ビバイビキバイビボバン。

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 19:10 [No]

( ´ω`) I can remember being led into a large room, like a cafeteria with the tables cleared out. They told us we were going into the shower to clean off or something like that. I was only eleven. We were all stripped naked, and led into another room, standing room only, and there were shower heads in the ceiling, but the room was bone dry and there were no drains. That's when Koffing came in and we knew what was about to happen. But my good friend Gunter had managed to smuggle an ultra ball out of the lieutenant's quarters and he threw it as hard as he could.

( ´ω`) That was when we made a break for it. Eleven of us made it to the Russian border.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 06:10 [No]

( ´ω`) And then, broke, naked and shivering in the cold air, we created modern day communism.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 14:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Running the KGB was the best. I could put people away forever for no reason at all!

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 15:24 [No]

( ´ω`) And the looks on the children's faces when I sent Koffing into the "shower"... nothing beats that.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 17:23 [No]

( ´ω`) Maybe the little tiny bullets that came out of the showerheads and tore him to pieces.

( ´ω`) Your grandma came up with that little invention, by the way.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 17:25 [No]

(-∀-) zzzzzzzzSNRK... zzzzzzzzz

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 19:43 [No]

( ´ω`) I fucked your gradnma.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 21:35 [No]

(・∀・) I know. There's a whole chapter in your photo album devoted to that event.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 22:12 [No]

( ・-・) OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOG!!!

　　　　　　　　　　oink!!ｰ　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　､__,,,ﾉw、　　　　　　　　（；・∀・） You gotta be fucking kidding me!
　　　三（ = = .・｀e　　　　　　= ⊂　　）
　　　　　ﾞvv-vv"　　　　　　= ミ三三彡

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 02:54 [No]

( ´ω`) That's not how your father was born, though.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 03:24 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　oink!!ｰ　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　､__,,,ﾉw、　　　　　　（；・∀・） How about helping me, Grandpa!?!?
　　　三（ = = .・｀e　　　　= ⊂　　）
　　　　　ﾞvv-vv"　　　　= ミ三三彡

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 03:25 [No]

( ・-・) Just as planned....

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 03:31 [No]

(　´◉ิω◉ิ`) FATHER!

(　´◉ิω◉ิ`) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I ASKED FOR POMEGRANITES, NOT FUCKING TANGELOS! I HATE TANGELOS! YOU KNOW I HATE TANGELOS!

(　´◉ิω◉ิ`) I HATE YOU, YOU’RE FUCKING USELESS! YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING, I WAS MORE SKILLED THAN YOU BEFORE I WAS TEN! YOU CALL YOURSELF A HUMAN MALE? YOU STINK OF PISS! YOU’RE SO WEAK THAT YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR BLADDER AROUND ME?! YOU'RE A SNIVELLING ANIMAL!

(　´◉ิω◉ิ`) GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU USELESS BASTARD! I SHOULD KILL YOU SO THAT MOTHER REMARRIES AND I’LL HAVE A REAL FATHER! GO! BEFORE I BEAT YOU BLOODY AGAIN!

(　´◉ิω◉ิ`) AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING TANGELOS WITH YOU!

(　･ิω･ิ) bed

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 03:31 [No]

　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　　　（　・∀・）、　Awww, it likes me!
　　　　　　 ,ノ_つ,,,ﾉwとノ
　　　　　と__,（ = = .・｀e -prrrrrrrrrr-
　　　　　　　ﾞvv-vv"　

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 05:32 [No]

( ・-・) Wait, this is going in the wrong direction....

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 08:12 [No]

(・∀・) Get em

　　　　　　　　　oink!!ｰ　　　　　 ∩∩
　　　　､__,,,ﾉw、　　　　　　　　　（；・-・） NOT THIS SHIT AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
　　三（ = = .・｀e　　　　　　　= ⊂　　）
　　　　ﾞvv-vv"　　　　　　　= ミ三三彡

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 23:23 [No]

( ´ω`) HOLD STILL AND PLAY DEAD YOU IDIOT!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 00:24 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 03:13 [No]

(・∀・) That should keep him busy for a while.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 11:47 [No]

( ´ω`) For characters like us? Non-existent.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 18:40 [No]

(・∀・) I was hoping people might have drawn us or something. Maybe in the blank parts of textbooks.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 21:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Textbooks?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 21:50 [No]

(・∀・) A nonvolatile storage medium, used in educational facilities to enlighten the priso- er, students.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 22:27 [No]

　　　　　　　　　oink!!ｰ　　　　　 ∩∩
　　　　､__,,,ﾉw、　　　　　　　　　（；・-・） NOT THIS SHIT AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
　　三（>>285・｀e　　　　　 = ⊂>>291）
　　　　ﾞvv-vv"　　　　　　　= ミ三三彡

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 23:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Junyer, you know how I feels 'bout all this 'book-learnin' biznuss.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 01:48 [No]

( ´ω`) IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 02:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Ah, yes, September 5889, 1973...

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 08:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Take a look at the law-man beating up the wrong guy!

( ´ω`) Oh man, look at those cavemen go!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 14:01 [No]

( ´ω`) Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 17:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Rich, Corinthean leather...

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 16:38 [No]

(・∀・) I thought you'd sold the Cordoba.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 16:58 [No]

!باعوها؟ لماذا أفعل ذلك؟ الله أكبر (´ω｀ )

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 01:49 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would be the best way to invest this 300get of mine?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 06:47 [No]

>>300

( ´ω`)　87% Stock investments
　　　　　5% Gold investments
　　　　　8% Cash
　　　　　
( ´ω`)　57% Hong Kong
　　　　　30% Japan
　　　　　13% New York

( ´ω`)　Hong Kong market
　　　　　-HYSAN DEV (0014.HK)
　　　　　-CHAODA MODERN (0682.HK)
　　　　　-LIFESTYLE INT’L (1212.HK)
　　　　　-ICBC (1398.HK)
　　　　　-CMOC (3993.HK)

( ´ω`)　Japan market
　　　　　-J-Com Co., Ltd. (2462:Tokyo Stock Exchange)
　　　　　-Ajis Co. Ltd. (4659:Japan OTC Market (JASDAQ))
　　　　　-Simplex WTI ETF (1671/O)

( ´ω`)　New York market
　　　　　-China Mobile Ltd. (ADR) (Public, NYSE:CHL)
　　　　　-BHP Billiton Limited (ADR) (Public, NYSE:BHP)

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 11:15 [No]

(・∀・) Done! Now to wait for the riches to come to me!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 01:38 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! I'm rich now! THANKS!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 02:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Tax time's gonna slaughter you, kiddo.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 16:02 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do taxes come from?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 06:28 [No]

( ´ω`) Gleðileg jól!!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 23:05 [No]

(・∀・) They don't come from Christmas! Only good things come from Christmas!!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 17:25 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you look younger! Is it the MS PGothic?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 18:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Nein, it's the mikachan-PB.

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