( ´ω`) We used to release energy like there was no tomorrow.
( ´ω`) And now there is.
(∪´ω`) I'm a dog
( ´ω`) All I can see of you is your head.
(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) No! They're me and I'm keeping them!
( ・-・) Keep telling yourself that
( ・-・) Think you're so smart with your cigarettes and metaphors? Two can play at that game!
( ・-・)っ-̾
( x-x)っ-̾
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you smoke for so many years and not die of cancer?
( ´ω`) You do that.
( ´ω`) I'm going out for a beer or five.
|彡
( ´ω`) Jello Pudding.
( ´ω`) No, I don't owe you a damn thing.
( ´ω`) Talk to your dad, if you can find him.
(・∀・) You know Dad left me with you so he could live out his dream of eating at least one meal in every Burger King on Earth.
(・∀・) Last I heard, he was working his way through Chicago.
(・∀・)Morara. Morara!
(・∀・)Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara!
(・∀・)MORARA!
( ・-・) Junior, I am so, so proud of you.
( ´ω`) Morara
∧__∧ ∩ Don't bring that Satan worship talk into this house!
(,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・)
( ・-・) But I just finished my papier mache Baphomet idol the other day...
( ´ω`) Stewed rabbit.
∩∩
( ・-・) Hey!
( ・_・) CLO NEPPA!
( ・_・) CLO NEPPA! IT IS ME, ORDIOROID FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
( ・ω・) No you're not.
( ´ω`) Hey, have you two heard of gmail.com?
( ・ω・) Is it bigger than a breadbox?
( ・ω・) Hehe. Breadbox.
( ´ω`) It don't work, but too many people out there really really want it to, and just won't let go.
( ´ω`) Most of them are afraid of having to take care of themselves.
(・∀・) So all that talk about cradle to grave care?
( ´ω`) The words of a cowardly baby who's terrified of personal responsibility, Timmy.
(・∀・) Wow. Communists are real pansies!
(・-・) 888ge- aw fuckwhistlemittenfuckbagshitflippingmittenpants.
( ´ω`) mitten pants?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the best way to find oneself a wife?
( ´ω`) Used to be you'd go and marry the first available girl who didn't outright hate you on sight. Now in these newfangled times, you'd bid for her on eBay.
(・∀・) I thought you hit Gramma over the head with your club and dragged her back to your cave.
(・∀・) Like a caveman.
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Because you're old.
( ´ω`) ....
( ´ω`) Oh yeah.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) Come on! Slap the shit outta him already!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does this thread keep stalling out? Are you losing your touch? Has the world moved on from this whole cross-generational Q:A concept?
(・∀・) Or is it just that you suck?
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) wha?