[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 14:01 [No]

( ´ω`) Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 17:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Rich, Corinthean leather...

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 16:38 [No]

(・∀・) I thought you'd sold the Cordoba.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 16:58 [No]

!باعوها؟ لماذا أفعل ذلك؟ الله أكبر (´ω｀ )

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 01:49 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would be the best way to invest this 300get of mine?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 06:47 [No]

>>300

( ´ω`)　87% Stock investments
　　　　　5% Gold investments
　　　　　8% Cash
　　　　　
( ´ω`)　57% Hong Kong
　　　　　30% Japan
　　　　　13% New York

( ´ω`)　Hong Kong market
　　　　　-HYSAN DEV (0014.HK)
　　　　　-CHAODA MODERN (0682.HK)
　　　　　-LIFESTYLE INT’L (1212.HK)
　　　　　-ICBC (1398.HK)
　　　　　-CMOC (3993.HK)

( ´ω`)　Japan market
　　　　　-J-Com Co., Ltd. (2462:Tokyo Stock Exchange)
　　　　　-Ajis Co. Ltd. (4659:Japan OTC Market (JASDAQ))
　　　　　-Simplex WTI ETF (1671/O)

( ´ω`)　New York market
　　　　　-China Mobile Ltd. (ADR) (Public, NYSE:CHL)
　　　　　-BHP Billiton Limited (ADR) (Public, NYSE:BHP)

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 11:15 [No]

(・∀・) Done! Now to wait for the riches to come to me!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 01:38 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! I'm rich now! THANKS!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 02:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Tax time's gonna slaughter you, kiddo.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 16:02 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do taxes come from?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 06:28 [No]

( ´ω`) Gleðileg jól!!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 23:05 [No]

(・∀・) They don't come from Christmas! Only good things come from Christmas!!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 17:25 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you look younger! Is it the MS PGothic?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 18:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Nein, it's the mikachan-PB.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 01:50 [No]

(・∀・) We all look scary as hell in that font.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 11:19 [No]

(・∀・) I always liked tomatoes when they collapsed, but now you can, Grandpa. I wanted to ask you ro at least appear to relate to emotions.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 01:25 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzz

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 05:22 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is Maria really watching over us?

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 07:32 [No]

( ´ω`) WHAT DID I TELL YOU? REFER TO HER AS MARIA-SAMA AT ALL TIMES. SHE'S WATCHING!

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 23:13 [No]

(・∀・) So, this Maria Sambo is who, exactly?

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 05:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, only police are allowed to beat people up.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 09:27 [No]

(・∀・) O Grandpa! how those cowardly Lincolnites trembled
When they met with the Irish Brigade!

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 19:03 [No]

( ´ω`) Buns-a-poppin'!

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 22:20 [No]

(・∀・) .... poop.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 01:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Dry humping! Try it sometime.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 06:37 [No]

(・∀・) So Grandpa, do you remember what it was like before you got shot or robbed walking down the stree.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 13:58 [No]

( ´ω`) When they met with the Irish Brigade! me boys,
( ´ω`) When they met with the Irish Brigade

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 16:20 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, it's unsettling when you look directly at me while talking to someone else on your bluetooth headset.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 23:50 [No]

( ´ω`) the fun part of the Great Vowel Shift was that it wasn't really a gradual process.

( ´ω`) one day poppa went to the fishmonger to get an eel, and was informed that the pub next door doesn't really have good ale, but does make a wicked porter.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 23:22 [No]

(・∀・)

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 04:43 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true what they say? That a dick in hand is better than two in the bush?

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 17:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, nobody says that.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 17:36 [No]

(・∀・) I do.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 17:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Which makes you a nobody.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 17:16 [No]

(・∀・) No I'm ... doesn't!

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 19:16 [No]

(　　)

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 21:14 [No]

(　　) Grandpa! I commited a horrible faux pas and lost face!

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 22:12 [No]

( 　) It happens to the best of us, Junior.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 22:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Stop pretending to be me

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 22:13 [No]

(　　) But I don't have a face anymore, I can be whoever I want to be!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 22:16 [No]

　　　　　no grandson of mine is gay
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))　　) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 01:14 [No]

( 　　)
(　　・)
(　・∀)
(・∀・) Oh, I was just facing the wrong way. Silly me.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 02:19 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, guess who sighs his lullabies through nights that never end?

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 21:43 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm too comfy in this chair to go and google it, so deliver your punchline already.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5947 03:18 [No]

( ´ω`) In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5947 17:06 [No]

( ・-・) Anything goes in.
( ・-・) Anything goes out!
( ・-・) Fish, bananas, old pyjamas,
( ・-・) Mutton! Beef! and Trout!

342 Name: sage : 1993-09-5947 17:09 [No]

>>341

Goatse?

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5947 19:04 [No]

( ・-・) A millennium ago called, >>342. They want their tired old meme back.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 18:37 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't worry about it, >>343. All your base are belong to us anyway.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 19:08 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like last millennium? You know, before they fixed the Y1K bug?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 03:48 [No]

( ´ω`) The way I remember it, there were monks beneath floorboards of every town hall, chanting ominously.

( ´ω`) Something like NO ON EM YES ON SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE. Damn hippies got paid by the line after that. They got what was comin' to 'em.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 13:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Now and then you'd hear one of them say "nurupo!" instead. Then he and all the other monks would have grand mal seizures until someone in the town hall closed all the building's windows and reopened them.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 16:58 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 01:15 [No]

(・∀・) Ia! Ia! Grandpa Fhtagn!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 16:54 [No]

( ´ω`) Watch your language, potty mouth.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 20:56 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) < NURUPO

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 21:32 [No]

　　∧＿∧
　（　・∀・）　　　|　|　Ga!
　と　　　　）　　 |　|
　　Ｙ　/ノ　　　人
　　　 /　）　　 < 　>__∧∩
　＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀ω´）/
　（＿フ彡　　　　　　　/ 　←>>351

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 23:34 [No]

　　　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))　　) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 00:13 [No]

>>351
>>352
>>353
( ・ω・) It's the Circle of Life!

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 12:27 [No]

( ´ω`) We said "we'll run them to Atlanta and to Galveston Bay" but they ran us back to Washington and Phi-la-del-fye-eah

( ´ω`) And Phi-la-del-fye-eah!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 02:33 [No]

Go back in time and kill your grandfather, them you can not exist.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 20:34 [No]

( ´ω`) When I tried that, it didn't work. He'd already been mackin' with my grammama.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 20:35 [No]

(・∀・) You didn't go back in time, Grandpa. You just happened to be four years old when you did it.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 03:19 [No]

( ´ω`) That would explain why they towered over me like monsters out of nightmares.

( ´ω`) -shiver-

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 02:07 [No]

(・∀・) Wasn't he like a hatter or something? You blew away the family fortune! He invented the two-foot top hat, you fool!

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:29 [No]

(´ω`) Pokey Mans.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 00:58 [No]

(・∀・) My Pokey Mans! Let me show you them!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 02:30 [No]

( ´ω`) Billy, you know very well that I haven't played pokey mans since the 40's.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 07:07 [No]

(・∀・) I think you're thinking about the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere Justice War, grandpa. Your bayonet rusted because you never wiped the blood off.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 20:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Ah yes, the war in which katanas killed more people than atomic bombs.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 13:38 [No]

(・∀・) How do I dudged spoobnumby?

( ´ω`) Hell ’f I know! hyeh hyeh hyeh.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 21:28 [No]

And Grandpa wept, for there were no more Juniors left to patronize.

♪ Fly me to the moon--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（｀ハ´　ヽ　Ah, the perfect ending to my seminal masterpiece,
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／￣￣旦￣￣／|　　 “Darkpa's Tanasinn: Properly Dudging the Spoobnumby for Fun and Profit”.
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　　　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　|l─────‐l|'

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 20:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Guess I'll go drown my sorrows in booze.

|彡

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 23:33 [No]

(・∀・) It always happens that tales of the faraway past make me feel just a little more connected with my Japanese ancestry.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 19:08 [No]

( ´ω`) And the wind blew. And the young man laughed. And the old man laughed.

( ´ω`) And in the village, a young boy tore away at his laughing mother's womb with his bare hands, all the while chanting in a demented scream:
"'ri! 'ri! Yu'kuri shee'teh y't'enneh!"

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 19:08 [No]

(・∀・) Nobody did that, you liar.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 23:36 [No]

OMG what happened to my face?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Yo mama happened.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 05:08 [No]

(・∀・) I knew it! You do watch MTV when I'm not around!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 19:04 [No]

( ´ω`) I do not!

( ´ω`) I have no idea what Jersey Shore is, nor do I care about the Snooki situation.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 13:40 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many trolls would a troll troll if a troll could troll trolls?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 18:10 [No]

( ´ω`) That would be breaking the unwritten law, Junior.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:38 [No]

(・∀・) Are you waiting for something?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 15:20 [No]

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) burp.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 16:32 [No]

(・∀・) Okay, now could you ans--
( ´ω`) BRAAAAAAAAOGGHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRREEEEEGGHHHHHHHPPPPP
(・∀・) Not this shit ag--
( ´ω`) RRRRREEPP
(・∀・) You done ye--
( ´ω`) RRPP
(・∀・) Burp if you're gay.
( ´ω`) Can't fool me, Junior.
(・∀・) Now that you’re out of burp--
( ´ω`) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:12 [No]

(・∀・)
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) .....
( ´ω`) .....
(・∀・) Gra--
( ´ω`) BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAWOWOWOWOWOWOUUUUPPP PPP P P

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:30 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, this is not fu--

( ´ω`) zzzZZZzzzz

(・∀・) ...

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 17:17 [No]

(・∀・) GRANDPA! THE THREAD IS ON FIRE! THE THREAD IS ON FIRE!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 18:35 [No]

( ´ω`) oh god not the fire alarm again

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 20:03 [No]

(・∀・) Oh, good. You're awake. I have a ques--

( ´ω`) zzzZZzZzzzzzz

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 20:43 [No]

( ・-・) You got him panicked. Now he won't be able to say anything but "oh god not the fire alarm again" for a few days.

( ・-・) Good job.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 03:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Who shot who in the what now?

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 05:10 [No]

( ・ω・) oh god not the fire alarm again

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 01:35 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 03:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Good news everybody!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 03:00 [No]

(・∀・) That's not an answer!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 13:14 [No]

( ´ω`) They have pandanh waffles at the bakery!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 08:09 [No]

(・∀・) Oh father, why are you so sad
　　　　　on this bright Easter morn'?
　　　　　When Irish men are proud and glad
　　　　　of the land where they were born?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 17:55 [No]

( ´ω`) There was an old man from Dublin
( ´ω`) And no one could stand his muddlin'
( ´ω`) So he went to the bar

|彡

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 23:27 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) Oh son, I see in memory's view a far-off distant day
(　･ิω･ิ) When being just a boy like you I joined the I.R.A.

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