( LΦ`) You won't last a week if you don't release.
( LΦ`) DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!
(EΝE) I'm not pooping in your mouth!
(EΝE) Again!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's it like being a gay in the military?
( LΦ`) Bill Clinton told you not to ask. He told me not to tell.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was it like with Clinton as the President?
( LΦ`) It was a laff a minute, Bobby.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is Mississippi ready for this day!?
(EΝE) Hey, Gran-paw, go git yer rifle and let's raise sim' hell on the Cumberland Gap!
( LΦ`) YEAH SUH! The Jukes, Kallikacks and Snopes won't know what hit 'em!
:3 KITTEH
( E-E) This is what happens when you don't take your goddamn pills.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is the USA a great country, or the GREATEST country?
( LΦ`) The USA is the most successful country, and for that reason alone is despised all around the world.
( LΦ`) Bunch of jealous little babies, the rest of the world is.
(EΝE) And did you come to their defense in those dark days, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) No.
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( E-E) How do you like my vuvuzela playing, gramps?
( LΦ`) Didnft hear a goddam thing you said, boy; youfll have to speak up. Ifll have you know I spent decades on the flight lines tightening nuts on the engines with my teeth, right up till they invented this thing called a gwrenchh!
( LΦ`) Couldnft hear that trumpet thingum either, but judging from the vibrations, youfll need to tune it. Let me at er. I used to jam with Louis Armstrong back in the day. God rest his merry negro soul.
(EΝE) I CAN'T HEAR A GODDAM THING YOU SAID, GRANDPA!
(EΝE) SOMEONE CRASHED INTO MY EARS I THINK THEY'RE BLEEDING
( LΦ`) Two birds, one stone.
(EΝE) WHA?
( x-E) Is it safe yet?
(Ν) OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
(EΝE) COOL! Kamen Parrot Runner is my hero
( ◕Φ◕) Junior! Bring me my pills!
( LΦ`) ZZZzzzzzzz
( E-E) Okay, he's asleep. Get the pills, junior.
( ◕-◕) We can't stop here, this is Darkpa country!
(◕Ν◕) I CAN SEE A THOUSAND WORLDS!
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( ◔-◕) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( E-E) I used to talk Finnish but everybody was like "Sounds like Japanese man"
( E-E)
( E-E) Feels bad man.
(EΝE) smjör og öl á Eyjafjallajökli, Bjerk? Meiri ost á brauðið, Bjerk? Hvað segirðu, Bjerk? Ekki Íslenskur?
( ί °ί) You guys are funny.
(EΝE) Bork bork bork? I cant understand you finny.
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(EΝE) BORK! BORK! BORK!
( LΦ`) hehehehehe
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(EΝE) Come on guys, what do you see? Can I have some of that?
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(◕Ν◕) space ...
(◕Ν◕) the final frontier ...
(◕Ν◕) these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise ...
(◕Ν◕) its continuing mission
(◕Ν◕) to explore strange new worlds
(◕Ν◕) to seek out new life and new civilizations
(◕Ν◕) to boldly go where no man has gone before!
(◕Ν◕) DAAAA DAH DAH DAHHH DA DA DAHHH!
(EΝE) It's all in your mind.
( LΦ`) hehehehehe
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(EΝE) gramps?
( LΦ`) ...
( E-E) I'm a deist, organized religion aint my thing gramps. Vamoose!
(EΝE) Then can I be Loki?
( LΦ`) Not with that wimpy attitude.
( LΦ`) That's closer. Keep working on that, Danny.
( E-E) I'm gonna be Ra
(EΝE) Who is the FUN god? The A-NUMBER-ONE god? RA! RA! RA!
( E-E) ....Things sure got quiet there
⊙◡⊚ AIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
(EΝE) Now Grandpa, aint you glad you jined the cavalry?
( E-E) I've jined.
( E-E) Hey, Juniors grampa, what's with the laughing?
( LΦ`) hehehehehe
( LΦ`) Juner, did I ever tell ye bout the time I was bein chased by one hundred murderin Cheyennes?
( LΦ`) So endways, dem Injuns, dey was chasing me, dey chased me rite into dat box cannin! Dere aint no way to get out of the box cannin, not when one hundred murderin Cheyenne injuns blockin the only way out!
( LΦ`) Do you know what dey did, Juner, do you know what dey did ta me?
( LΦ`) Dey kilt me, Juner.
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(#E-E) They dressed you up in a kilt?
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(@E-E) Yummy!
(EΝE) Hey grampa, how was the navy back when you weren't a fossil?
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(EΝE) Hey, Gramps is making the Sign of the Two-Backed Aardvark with Shii!