( ´ω`) Juner, did I ever tell ye bout the time I was bein chased by one hundred murderin Cheyennes?

( ´ω`) So endways, dem Injuns, dey was chasing me, dey chased me rite into dat box cannin! Dere aint no way to get out of the box cannin, not when one hundred murderin Cheyenne injuns blockin the only way out!

( ´ω`) Do you know what dey did, Juner, do you know what dey did ta me?

( ´ω`) Dey kilt me, Juner.

(#・-・) ...

(#・-・)

(#・-・) They dressed you up in a kilt?

(#・-・)

(#・∪・)

(∩・_・)
　`=='

(　・-・) Yummy!

(・∀・) Hey grampa, how was the navy back when you weren't a fossil?

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　　　　　(´ω` )}} !!!
　　　　/　つつ∧∧
　{{〜（　　(　 (*ﾟーﾟ)
　　　　Ｕ´Ｕ> >ヽヽ　

(・∀・) Hey, Gramps is making the Sign of the Two-Backed Aardvark with Shii!

(O∀O) !...

(・ω・) Wimp.

(・∀・) HAY CLONEPA!

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　 ∧（*・ω・）　　　　　∧∧
　（・⊂ 　　　⊃ 　　　(・ω・ )}} !!!　　　　∧＿∧　 'sup, Junior?
　（　つ　ノ ノ　　　　/　つつ∧∧　　　　(・ω・　)ヽ　
　｜（_＿）＿）　{{〜（　　(　 (*・ω・) 　∧∧⌒(,/　　三　
　（_＿）＿） 　　　　Ｕ´Ｕ> >ヽヽ　と(ω・とノ､(,ノ)

( ´ω`) Be careful junior, this is where they gitcha

( ・ω・) You gave away the surprise!

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

( ・ω・) Tomorrow did.

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

( ´ω`) It happened up there.

( ´ω`) I already told you, Junior!

( ´ω`) In the FUTURE!

( ´ω`) wooooOOOOoooooo

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

( ´ω`) >>r will tell you.

( ´ω`) When the Time Wars ended and the Continuing Time began.

( ⊙∀⊚) Linear being stop time did when, Grandpa?

( ⊚ω-) ...

http://tessathe[remove]slut.com/?id=azn0vqxpoc2y8n6iqo77i03qnp5uev

(・∀・) Grandpa, I thought you couldn’t use brackets in domain names?

[´ɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are the reptoids and greys always at war with each other?

[´ɯ`] To win the war.

[´ɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

(・∀・) You suck.

　　　　　Your behavior is unacceptable. Beep boop.
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　　　　　[ 　´ ɯ`]彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

( ´ω`) What a time saver!

(・∀・) Your robot said "Beep boop" instead of beeping.

[´ɯ`] nuruboop

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　　　　　（　・∀・)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ɯ`] < ow beep sorry ow beep ow beep ow beep

( ´ω`) You break it, you bought it, Timmy!

　　　　　Crush. Kill. Destroy. Beep boop.
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　　　　　[ 　´ ɯ`]彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ω`) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

( ´ω`) Oh, you are so going back to Kmart!

[´ɯ`] That is not a satisfactory result!

(・∀・) It's okay robopa, he just doesn't like the sweet chiptunes that come out your ass

( ´ω`) it's all the same beep boops to me.

( ´ω`) In oh so many ways.

[´ɯ`]っ-๎ Junior, do you wish look like an intellectual too?

(・∀・)っ-๎ Wow, you're the coolest!

(・∀・) Curse you, Grandpa! I got an F in Womyn's Studies because of that!

( ´ω`) You'd have gotten an F anyway, you little queer.

(・∀・) Grandpa, my latest Japanese homework came back marked "自演乙". What does that mean?

( ´ω`) You know I can't read Chinese, boy.

(・∀・) Well, then, can you help me calculate the contour integral of a Bessel function?

( ´ω`) I can tell ya, but when they pop a rifle in your hands and leave you in the jungle to kill some guys ya never met, you'll have to know how to do it for yourself.

(・∀・) Grandpa, the only thing you've ever killed was your own kidney!

( ´ω`) Bit 'a kilt it real good, ma buoy.

( ・-・) Not for lack of trying back in World War Cirrhosis.

( ´ω`) Big words for someone who's never wept nor dashed a thousand kim.

Grandpa, are you a hikikomori?

( ´ω`) W-wha?! Who said that?!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did DQN die?

( ´ω`) DQN isn't dead, it just smells funny.

(・∀・) Dad must be around here somewhere, then.

Can I have the Clonepa recipe?

( ´ω`) Dammit, this hearing aid is picking up NPR again.

( ´ω`) Now my gold tooth is picking up Fox News at the same time! My head hurts like hell listening to all this at the same time! I should go take some medicine now.

( ・-・) ahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA AH HA HA HA HA!

( ・-・) er

( ・-・) i mean

( ・-・) they're right here.

( ´ω`) Last time one of you nutters gave me my pills I began seeing fractal unicorns.
( ´ω`) Not to say I didn't enjoy the experience, mind. But I have diabetes, not Chronic Tolkien Sydrome.

( ・-・) TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PILLS FROM ME YOU OLD FART

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I have the Clonepa recipe? That one ghost doesn't have a head or hands and can't use the recipe anyway.

( ´ω`) No. The Clonepa recipe is an ancient Chinese secret, and not for the beak-faced likes of you, boy.

( ・-・) HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS ME IN DISGUISE? AAAAIGH!

( ´ω`) I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.

(・-・ ) If he took his pills, he never would have found out.

( ´ω`) beat 3 eggs, add 2 tablespoons olive or safflower oil, and 1 teaspoon vinegar.

( ´ω`) apply mixture to clonepa and cover with plastic wrap. wait half an hour and then shampoo well.

Grandpa, why are you such a fag?

( ´ω`) I'm really getting tired of NPR's blatant liberal bias.

This is CNN, not NPR. Also, you're a fag.

( ´ω`) I'm not inclined to argue with invisible people, good sir.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people from that place have to come ruin our fun?

( ´ω`) Be quiet Johnny, the adults are speaking.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that you used to be the Cheech Wizard?

( ´ω`) Your primitive mind couldn't accept da truth.

( ・-・) How long did it take you to google up that quote?

Grandpa is afraid of losing an argument with us invisibles.

Yeah, he's just a scaredy-cat like the rest of you guys.

( ´ω`) I'll be in the den, watching TV and cracking racist jokes about invisipeople.

( ´ω`) This is no different from what I do every day.

Anonymous does not forgive, grandpa

( ´ω`) Yo mama so invisible even Bill Clinton won't look at her

( ´ω`) Yo mama so ethereal, the Theory of Special Relativity is a better description of yo existence

( ´ω`) Yo mama so hard to see she ugly

( ´ω`) And vice versa.

( ´ω`) I live... again.

( ´ω`) It was like NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT.

( ´ω`) That is, ask again when you've had "the talk".