(・∀・) Grandpa, what are those things on your face? They don't look like your eyes or at least what I thought your eyes were.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don;t you answer me?!

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(・∀・) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( ´ω`) Yes?

(・∀・) Oh thank goodness, you're back to normal. So... Why didn't you answer me?

( ´ω`) Not that you seemed to care, but I was DEAD!

( ・-・) Pssssssh. I've been dead lots of times.

(・∀・) Show me, lol.

( ´ω`) Is your name Kenny?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(・∀・) Grandpa did you forget the electric toothbrush in your mouth again?

( ´ω`) You used to be a lot better with the setup questions, Timmy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that before the war, he Emperor allotted two Corean slaves to every household?

( ´ω`) Coreans wern't even good as slaves Junior, we just used them for food and bloodsport.

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(・∀・) Grandpa, I just got done with Slayers NEXT. Is Slayers TRY just as good?

( ´ω`) They never have, and I don't think ever will, surpass Reign In Blood

(・∀・) Grandpa, How do I defeat posting barrier?

( ´ω`) With a series of tubes!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I was thinking of joining a japanese baseball team. Can you think of a good cheer for me?

(・∀・) Yo gramps, what was your role in the Great War?

( ´ω`) I was a sperm cell in the testicle that didn't get shot off.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can you be talking still if you are dead? Dead people can't be alive!

( ´ω`) Junior, sometimes people do not die when they are killed.

(・∀・) So you wouldn't die, even if we killed you?

( ´ω`) Son, you can't kill that which is already dead.

(・∀・) But that which is dead must eternal lie!

( ´ω`) And with strange eons even death may die.

(・∀・) Did we just share a moment Grandpa?

(・∀・) What was your role in the Vietnam War?

( ´ω`) Our country wasn't involved in Vietnam. While the Americans were fighting a futile war, we were undergoing a period of rapid industrialization and modernization. By the time The United States left Southeast Asia with its tail between its legs, our country's name was no longer associated with cheap, low-quality goods as China's is today, but high-quality goods on the cutting edge of technology such as automobiles and electronics.

( ´ω`) To answer your question, I was a gigolo while that was going on.

( ´ω`) We constantly share moments, Timmy, but not of them bond me closer to you.

(・∀・) My name's not Timmy.

( ´ω`) Sorry, sometimes these things just slip my mind, Timmy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't you call me Junior anymore?

( ´ω`) Junior, I love yoZZZZZzzzz

(・∀・) YES!? What is it?

( ´ω`) ZZZZ oh I love your hot mom my son married.

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( ´ω`)

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( ´ω`) ...

(・∀・) i... i.. i love you grandpa!

( ´ﾟωﾟ`)

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

( ´ω`) That look doesn't work for you at all, Jimmy.

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(・∀・) Granpa, what was your role in the Boer War?

( ´ω`) I stood off to one side of the battle and sold candy bars and bottles of water for a dollar each.

(・∀・) Did that also happen to be during the Siege of Mafeking?

( ´ω`) No, I had the hot dog cart then, Stevie.

(・∀・) Aaaaaaand did you sell hot dogs to doomed Russian sailors in 1905?

( ´ω`) That was mozzarella cheese sticks and fruit flavored Vodka pops.

( ´ω`) I made a killing in those days, Bennie.

(・∀・) My name is not Bennie. It's not Stevie either.

( ´ω`) Is too.

(・∀・) What did you 'n granma do in the day?

( ´ω`) Which day?

(・∀・) Back then, fuck!

( ´ω`) That sounds about right, although we also went to church to keep up appearances.

(・∀・) - Gramps. listen up! I'm a gangster, see. A real crook, m'yeah. Hand over all your money before I ventilate ya with my heater, see? M'yeah. And no crackin' wise, see?

( ´ω`) That's nice, Danny.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many days has September?

(・∀・) Grandpa, where's Grandma?

( ´ω`) I find 'em, fuck 'em and flee you know, yo, I took tha ho to tha hotel, to tha holiday in

(・∀・) Say what?

( ´ω`) When dat bitch starts fuckin' up, yo, I just fuck her friend

( ´ω`) ∞

(・∀・) It's official. Grandpa has gone crazy.

(・∀・)
I thought a hyperbola intersects the line at infinity at two distinct points. So, in step (S), do I have to consider the negative root to get the coordinate (-a,b,0)?

( ´ω`) Timmy, how long do you think it has been since I've been to high school?

(・∀・) Didn't dinosaurs still roam the earth?

(・∀・) Fucking answer my question you old geezer!

( ´ω`) I've never hit a child before you know.

( ´ω`) I piss in your milk everymorning

( ´ω`) As to your question, the dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, Bobby.

(・∀・) So that means yes?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I DON'T FUCKING KNOW DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN ZOMBIE?!?!?!?!?!?!

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

(・∀・) So how did the Thai mafia react when they discovered your tryst with Windawarti Koepwatra?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

( ・-・) It's time I derailed this th-

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Carry on.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do the Slayers movies suck compared to the series?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the tastiest part of the human body?

( ´ω`) The aortic heart valve. Tres Magnifique!

(・∀・) Speak more French! Speak more French!

( ´ω`) Parler en plus de français! Parler en plus de français!

(・∀・) Du bist.

( ´ω`) Was soll ich denn deiner Meinung nach bitte sein, Sohnemann? Du hast einen Vögel!

(・∀・) Ｇｒａｎｄｐａ，　ｗｈａｔ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　Ｇｒｅａｔ　Ｗｏｒｌｄ　Ｗａｒ　ＩＩ？

( ´ω`) I killed them damn YANKS on the beaches with my bear hands

( ・-・) 100ge- aw, fuckyfuck

( ^ω^)

( ´ω`) PENIS DENIS OH MAN

(・∀・) Grandpa, when you REEEALLY have to pee, and you can't get to a toilet, how do you prefer to walk? The crab walk, or the penguin waddle?

( ´ω`) If I really have to pee, I pee. It doesn't matter if I'm walking or not, I can't stop it anyway.

(・∀・) Grandpa, remember when we England Your England?