Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
Once, I walked back home form work really pissed-off at my co-workers, but then I turned around and went to the bar and drank twelve pabst and a shot of jack daniels and went home and threw up in the bathtub. I was still pissed off the next morning but the anger dissipated slightly after cleaning the bathtub (and throwing out the bathmat, which caught a few stray chunks).
The first check that I ever wrote was for a copy of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake.
Speaking of checks, I wrote "for gay sexual favors" in the memo field of one of my rent checks once. Next thing I know, the landlord mysteriously "lost" my check and I had to pay a late fee.
I created my high school's wikipedia page
I think I found someone I use to know 5+ years ago on the internet.
I hated them, and after getting into a fight with them I flounced out of the website forever.
If it really is them, they haven't changed at all, and I still hate them
I think >>322 and possibly >>332 might be me, but it's been so long that I can't remember.
The experience of not remembering what you wrote is a common one on anonymous BBSes. It might even be the point of the anonymous BBS.
If DQN is still around in twenty years, I'll come back here and look through the archives. I wonder if reading this post will fill me with that nagging sense of partial recognition, or if I'll just glance quickly before passing on to >>347.
Sometimes, if I really like a thread, I'll read it again.
Right now, I'm reading some threads that I read months ago.
I remember some of the bad threads and memes I started on DQN, even though I posted them anonymously.
I still, still get irrationally angry and butthurt when websites like Yahoo or Google or commercials for Walmart come on that advertise "back to school!". I fucking hate school, it's only the beginning of August, don't remind me that I'll be back there in a couple weeks, I don't want to think of that place.
God I'm still 9 years old.
I have no friends. I feel sad. I don't know what to do.
I like a girl that won't talk to me and probably has a boyfriend.
I sometimes save good threads on DQN to my hard drive so I can read them again and again or when I have no internet access
There's a girl I like, and I think she definitely likes me back, she invited me at her place, we sat close for all day but I didn't even touch her. Geez.
I thought I'd have a cup of filter coffee before I started drawing, but now I'm too jittery to concentrate.
I felt so smart when I figured out why Miku's colors are black and teal.
I googled why Miku's colours are black and teal but couldn't find anything
I took LSD to aid me in my 3D modelling coursework for uni
>>358 It mimics the colors of the DX7, Yamaha's most successful product so far. (See http://www.electricdruid.net/images/interface/larger/YamahaDX7.jpg . Compare this picture to that panel on her sleeve.)
>>360 We all should have been informed about this with the introductory Elitist Superstructure New Old Member materials, but they got lost in the mail.
(confession: I was the mailman)
I've had a string of crappy roommates that I barely knew / only thought I knew, and after graduating am considering living completely fucking alone for at least a year or so. Loneliness isn't really my problem, it's the only cure I know.
Today I smashed my penis over my laptop's keyboard.
I went through my phone's contact list to find someone to brag to about the amazing sex I had last night, but I came here instead
My meatballs were too hot in my mouth so I tried to cool them down by opening my mouth and breathing out, and they fell out on to my shirt.
I still watch Yumeiro Patissiere.
Sometimes in the post your captcha thread, I use the captcha of the previous thread I posted in.
At least five girls wanted to get to at least know me so far, and I pushed all of them away because I assumed they wanted to hurt me.
I posted a lame confessional on the unhappy things thread because I was too lazy to dig this thread up.
>>369, you were right to do so.
A woman's a two-face, worrisome thing that will lead you to sing emo crap in the night.
I like the taste of menstrual blood.
>>371 I know this to be true for a fact because it's what I do and have been doing since she stopped talking to me.
I accidentally posted something in the wrong thread, but I don't think anyone will notice.
I'm a panda.
Sometimes, if I'm posting in the captcha thread and I don't like my captcha, I'll refresh it once or twice. I usually only do it when the captcha is a real word, though (recently, I got hose).
Oh, and I feel kind of bad about making this post, because it means the cool captcha I got (unshulk) will go to waste.
I'm so afraid of failure that it's causing some 'minor' suicidal ideation.
I have an imaginary boyfriend.
The only thing keeping me alive anymore is my wish to make someone else happy.
I had class in a room on the fourth floor today, and somebody had left the window open. For the whole of the tutorial, all I could think about was rushing up to that window and throwing myself out.
>>380 Well, take comfort knowing that you always make me happy EVERY time you post here
>>299 I like to fuck crossdressers. We should totally hang out!
I haven't found DQN hilarious ever since it shifted from "we pretend to be Japanese emoticons and AA characters in a never ending soap-opera" to "we talk about our lives, sometimes with a Japanese emoticon next to our sentences". I can't relate to you guys at all.
Whenever I see bad text-boards I like to go to the best old threads they have and bump them all to the front page instantly making it slightly better.
I like reading about videogames more than playing them.
When I think DQN is not hilarious anymore, I blame myself for not appreciating it. Reading >>385 mildly uplifted me, but mildly saddened me, too.
I find DQN mildly uplifting on occasion. Was it ever hilarious? I wouldn't know.
>>385
I haven't found DQN hilarious since reading that srs post.
>>388
I often find watching people play video games skillfully is far less frustrating than playing them poorly myself.
It's very important that I talk to a woman about something but I don't know how to go about it at all or really even how I should contact her or what to say so as a result I do nothing
Pure torture
I have a pretty good singing voice, but I don't count it as a quality of mine because I think that it's more or less useless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I really like singing, but then I'm afraid that I actually don't have a good singing voice, and I'm too ashamed to sing in my own time even if it's just my family around me, so I only end up singing when I go to church.
I wish I were a voice actor (and not to sound conceited, but I do have the voice for it). Unfortunately I'm not likely to ever pursue it because I have a pretty realistic idea of the work and the pay, not as long as computer science and networking are steady and pay out the wazoo.
I sometimes take the Internet too seriously.
>>396 go busking to boost your confidence. And hey, as long as you sing from the heart, it doesn't matter how well you sing :) I mean look at me, I'm a BACKING VOCALIST, trust me
>>401 You're assuming that I have enough confidence to perform in public in the first place.
But yeah, I'm planning to try to get into a choir by the end of the year, so wish me luck. ( ﾟ ωﾟ)
Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a DQN, or a VIPPER?
"Very low level" realities of Chinese martial arts
中国武術の実力は実際のところ、世界一どころか、きわめて低レベルに過ぎない。 In fact the Chinese martial arts skill, let alone the world, only a very low level. 天下無敵のイメージは単に映画と武侠小説によって作られた神話なのだ。 Invincible image is a myth created by film theory and Wu 侠小 only.
世界的な映画スターのブルース・リー。 Global movie star Bruce Lee. 格闘家としても超一流だったと信じられているが、実は強度の近視で、ほとんど試合をしたことがない。 It was believed that as a world-class fighter, severe myopia in fact, almost never match. 全米空手王者を獲得したというのは間違いで、大会の優勝歴といえば香港高校アマチュアボクシング王者ぐらいだ。 National karate champion that won is incorrect, it is just like high school champion in amateur boxing tournament in Hong Kong speaking of history.
では、散打選手の実力はどうだろうか？ , The ability of the players are scattered shot you? 近年、日中対抗戦、中国対世界対抗戦などが行われ、中国は見事な成績を収めている。 Recently, the team competition during the day and made the world team competition against China, and China is very well, stunning. しかしこれも相手が弱かったり、散打選手に都合のいいルールを採用したりすることで作られたもの。弱Kattari opponent, but it's what made the rules or to adopt a fair-weather players scattered shots.
I don't care for wearing silk cravats
T think too much before answering a question on my Formspring...
When someone talks about enjoying life, I always feel guilty for being in pain, and end up feeling worse.
I wanted to write this on that 4chan thread yesterday, but didn't want to spoil their fun.
I think that >>411 should kill himself for going to niggertits and should be beaten just for mentioning that shithole.
I once posted someone's personal information on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I still feel badly, even though I removed it.
>>412,415
(・ω・) Please stop this BBS elitism way of thinking; it's unscientific and ultimately destructive.
I whizzed on the electric fence..
Sometimes I samefag, and hope someone will notice. Its the only chance I get at having someone seem to pay attention to me.
vc: wo as in "wo is me."
I miss Hotaru maniac.
Confession: Sometimes I urinate onto my stomach.
I was high today and I kind of pissed on my boxers while I was in the bathroom.
I'm high as well but there's nothing funny about my urine.
Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.
He, Seizi Sawamura challenging year, he's fighting ability, I was the devil I'm fine, 17-year-old "old is very important, please please please have more information.
I'm gonna be a day late with my homework assignment
I had to finish my iced coffee too quickly to enter a facility that does not allow beverages and got brain freeze. Now I'm jittery.
I wish I had guts to use my tripcode for all posts. Maybe I would be popular by now if I did so...
My hate for tripcode users borders on racism.
>>430
You wouldn't be popular anywhere "tripcode" means anything, so no.
>>433
Hang on there, pardner, you seem to have a plank in your eye.
being happy makes me depressed.
I saw a post in another thread that I found quite hilarious and started looking for the retweet button...
[No]
Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.
I hump my bed in my sleep.
