Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:30

i washed my balls in the shower last night...

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 10:39

Today is my last chance to apply to university. I was flunked out a few times already.
I'm staying home.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 11:08

>>41 No don't! Don't waste your talent! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 14:07

I'm quite a dull person, and I have nothing to post today, not even here.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 17:49

( ・ω・) I have no character.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 01:00

My captcha is rame, and I don't know whether to post that here or the captcha thread. I have typed both messages but will only click one 'reply' button....

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 07:47

Sometimes I wish I were a super-famous tripfag...

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 08:02

I have a tripcode that I like, but I'm too shy to use it. Also, I'm afraid of posting something wrong.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 21:37

One time I was comfortable with posting on the Internet.
Then I got extremely shy.
Now I am a bit better, but it's kinda hard to press the reply button.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 22:44

I have no problem pressing the reply button but afterwards I get a crushing, suffocating feeling of remorse and regret. Then again, I get that feeling every time I do anything in life, so I guess it's nothing new.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 23:08

Step One: Type something

Step Two: Press reply button

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 09:44

>>50 Wrong verification code entered.

Return

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 13:03

I lied about my confession :(

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 14:53

my multiple personalities fight over the keyboard

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 21:15

Basically, I'm NEET, so I've a whole day to waste as I want. But I'm an internet addict and an internet-hikikomori at the same time. Therefore I just refresh a couple of unpopular sites all day long.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:20

I'm going to a pretty high ranked and expensive college this fall. My family's really exited and happy for me, and all they do is bug me about classes and my dorm and what I'm taking and other stupid shit. The truth is I couldn't care less about any of that crap. What I really want to do is be a NEET and a hikikomori for a year or two. Well that's not accurate, since what I actually want a part-time job that I could spend a couple hours at, but the rest of the time I just want to spend shut up in my house with my T.V. and anime and games and internet with no one to bug me. Unfortunately the economy and pressure from my family is preventing me from doing this, but I'm wondering if I shouldn't just say "fuck it" and try it anyways since I'll just get to college and then drop out later because my hearts not in it.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:36

I wanna be a VIP STAR

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:57

Someone on the interent said something very nice about one of my pictures and I cried.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:10

My dream is to be a Youtube celebrity based on cuteness alone.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 05:41

I'm a little bit overweight, but, hopefully, I'm not one of those blobs of fat you can spot around sometimes. It's something like a "beer belly". Overall my body proportions're O'K (though I should exercise a bit), but my belly really bothers me.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 06:22

The fact is that I'm not just ugly on the inside, but on the outside, too.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:20

Everyone thinks I'm a really nice shy guy, but underneath that mask I'm a selfish antisocial bastard. But underneath that, in my heart is a little boy who just wants to be loved. Yet underneath that, far below the surface, is a dark and disturbed and broken human being. And still, underneath all that, beyond all those layers, is a milk chocolate center covered with a thin candy shell.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:17

I don't have a credit card and I'm too shy to get in the bank. Because of this I'm bothering my friends who have paypal accounts to order me something. But they usually refuse even if I offer them money before payment.
They don't want me, NEET, to waste any money.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:56

It's not technically illegal to steal neighbors' wifi connections in my state, but I feel guilty for doing it anyway even though we both pay for the exact same level of service from the exact same ISP.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:55

Wait, >>63, why are you using someone else's internet if you're paying for your own?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 15:03

>>64 I use his to run torrents on.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:22

I've Omegle opened in tabs for weeks. I can't bring myself to chat with anonymous people.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:00

>>64 my connection doesn't think. It feei∴∵∴s.

I.e. it drops pack∴∵∴ lik∴∵ mothe∴∵∴ker

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:15

I like to post links to fat girl pictures and watch the responses from those who clicked. I have even more fun tricking weaboos into clicking on Japanese fat girls.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:22

I stayed up all night again even though I promised myself to change my schedule so I'll go to bet around 12 a.m.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 06:00

My CAPTCHA is "tar"!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 08:32

>>62
Just open an account in an online bank. They'll send you your credit card by mail.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 12:29

I gave a link to this thread and he found all posts. I bet he laughed at me.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 21:37

I'm just about to add Title and the volumes of DQN Electronics to the database of this site: http://rateyourmusic.com/

I'm sorry guys, your secret's up.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 01:59

I spent $115 on a figure of Ayu Tsukimiya from Kanon including shipping. The original MSRP was about $65 US.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 03:19

Uguu~! I am not lame!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 00:24

I check this thread on a regular basis

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 08:18

I enjoy [fapping while] watching little kids play in the sand.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 12:41

I'm afraid to post in the fusianasan thread.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 15:56

I posted it in it, but I did it through someone else's wireless router.

80 Name: 68 from the Title thread : 1993-09-5824 16:18

Title is what made me start going here :x

...yeah, it is now that I think about it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 17:16

One time I encoded an mp3 at 128kbps to save disk space (using lame.)

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 10:13

As a conservative, I shouldn’t like Hillary Clinton at all, but as she gets older and grumpier, I think she’s growing on me.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 12:00

I have 23447 tracks in iTunes, all converted to 128kbs AAC

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5831 12:46

I am posting this instead of getting ready to go out to dinner with my friends. I am late already so I will probably cancel.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 23:15

For almost the past two years I've been reading every post here for hints that they may have been written by someone I know.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 11:50

>>85 I do still love you, but I'm still just not ready for that kind of commitment yet

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:14

>>61 I'm this guy but in reverse

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:35

this post is the highlight of my day

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:35

I knew she was too young but I still tried to charm her

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:13

I purposely do Google searches on obscure and not-so-obscure DQN memes with the intent of finding DQN users on other websites. I have a special file titled "DQN users" where I put links and screencaps of my findings. So far I've found three Livejournal users, a handful of myspace users, a couple facebooks, and the rest on various other websites.

Basically I'm stalking DQN.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:23

>>90, if you find me on Facebook I'd probably add you just because you're from DQN and I confess I have too much respect for what DQN's all about.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:31

>>90 So that was YOU!!!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 20:25

>>90

Are you planning to ever make your findings public?

(I confess that I would probably actually look through this stuff)

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 21:02

>>93

Probably not, no. I feel it's one thing to go out and find these users on my own just because I have a desire to find out more about the people who frequent DQN, but I don't think it's my place to "out" these people, if you will. There's also the fact that many of these people(myself included) are quite different from their DQN selves and engage in activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 23:00

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Fencing.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 00:54

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Jumpstyle.

You know about the DQN last.fm group?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 00:46

>>90 Did you find the group on facebook PLEASE HEAR ME OUT IT'S REALLY RELATED TO YOU?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 19:32

>>95

What? Fencing is the most elite of the elite sword arts.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:18

>>98
He means he facilitates the sale of stolen goods for a percentage of the profits.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:28

>>99 Yup. Guild rules say I cannot cut the Superstructure a check.

Seriously, >>98, you thought I meant swordfighting was not Elitist?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:30

...

I wasted a 100GET >_<

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 14:25

>>96 faggot http://www.last.fm/group/The+Elitist+Superstructure+of+DQN

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 15:18

i don't visit dqn that often. at least the last 2 months.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 16:35

>>103 we miss you

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 17:08

>672',1226517641)">>>672 is the only time I've ever pasted what I actually had copied.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 07:14

I squee'd when someone pasted a post I made into a song thread, thus making my words lyrics in a future DQN smash hit.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 09:04

Sometimes I wish I could be ravaged by older men and learn from their sexual experience.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 16:00

I needed to type the universal quantifier symbol (∀) for my university discrete structures class and the first place I thought of to find it was DQN.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 16:00

I twitched when reading >>106 because some ex-gf of mine used to say "squee" a lot. I still miss her.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 20:25

My bumping of this thread is merely shameless self-promotion.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 00:42

I submitted a song to my local college magazine, and we had to submit a short self-biography. I wrote: "He lured me to his domicile."

At least it was published!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:57

I made out with a plush doll.

...and liked it.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 04:03

I bumped this thread even though it has fallen off the front page. v_v

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 09:59

I only come to 4ch for DQN.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 16:26

I made a 8-bit remix of "Don't say lazy", put it on Yotube and thoroughly enjoyed the warm feeling of seeing that someone commented "EPIC WIN!!". God, I'm pathetic.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 19:27

Even though I'm for the legalization of marijuana, when I find out someone does drugs I lose all respect for them and I don't want to ever be around them or talk to them. A particular pet peeve of mine are people who "fall in love" with a girl because "SHE GOT TOTALLY STONED WITH ME AND IT WAS AWESOME"

I wish people like that could be shot.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 22:23

>>116

I think you need to calm down a little. Yes; I admit typical stoner people are annoying, but you're far too uptight about such a silly thing.

Anyway, my lame confession for today is that I would very much like to hold a revolver to Rupert Murdoch and shoot him in all of his limbs over the course of an hour. Then I will walk away laughing as he slowly bleeds to death.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 23:19

白人の人々はこれを読むことができない。

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 05:16

>>118

I'm pale as fuck and I just did!

Also I'm pale as fuck.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 06:31

>>119

Bitch aint got nothing on me. I'm so fucking pale, I glow in the god damn dark. Seriously, my black friend liked to pretend that my arm was a light saber.

121 Name: ( * ヮ*) : 1993-09-5897 15:16

I blog about colonthree and I love it! :3

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 17:24

>>119,120 I think pale skin's hot. Definitely looks nicer than orange people.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 03:12

>>122

lol, first thing I thought of when you said orange people were Oompa Loompas... Were there any female Oompa Loompas? I never read the book, and I haven't watched the original movie in a loooong time.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 07:43

I was retarded and judging people like >>116 could be shot. I hate it when people just go ahead and assume all the shit they want to assume.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 00:40

Sometimes, I write posts totally flaming people, then delete it when I realize that, no, actually, I agree with them completely.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 00:49

Remembering how >>90 was stalking DQN, I couldn't resist imitating him, and I spent the last five minutes reading >>115's Twitter account. Sorry Kaitlin ;-;

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 03:10

I'm racist against the fictional Oompa Loompas.. i feel like they would probably be smelly, awful, greedy little people

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 16:36

JEWS

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 23:03

>>126 i just did that too haha. I love twitter!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 22:14

>>126
I'm >>115 and I'm sorry to say you watched the wrong video. And I'll also lamely confess that now I'm envious of that Kaitlin. Dude got more comments and votes than me and people on DQN read his twitter instead of mine.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 23:44

I fapped to straight shota a few minutes after having sent a love letter and now i feel filthy.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 01:08

I snickered at >>130 for using male pronouns to refer to a female. Sorry for laughing behind your back, >>130.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 09:26

Today I found out that Kaitlin is a female name and people had been laughing behind my back for that.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 12:08

Last week I suggested Caitlyn as a nice girl's name for a baby to my fiancé... ignoring thefact she's a bit young for having kids yet

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 05:37

>>130
I had a feeling that I watched the wrong video before I posted but I still really wanted to post the lame confession in >>126 so I posted it anyway. How lame is that?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 06:01

I really don't know what you all are talking about... Am i dumb?

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 11:27

I want to read >>130's twitter

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 00:23

i felt proud of myself for typing so legibly with my nose, though i feel kind of nauseous now

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 07:20

I lied about having a twitter. I'm sorry, >>137.

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