Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
(ﾟдﾟ) I want >>139 to make a twitter so I can be friends with him
That foreign language program Grandpa and Junior are watching in the Beady Eyes thread is made up of machine-translated randomly chosen posts from randomly chosen threads from randomly chosen boards on 2ch.net. It usually takes three or four tries to find one that sounds interesting enough to use. I'm using this translator:
英語テキスト翻訳｜@nifty翻訳
http://honyaku-result.nifty.com/LUCNIFTY/text/text.php
I just wanted to post my technique in case someone else wanted to try it.
but... but... that one doesn't carry out and isn't w T_T
I had to refrain from posting on DQN for a while because I couldn't figure out how to use the "refresh captcha" function and the old one was bogus.
Also my new vc is "yieff" which reminds me of "yiff".
I hold my pee when I poop because if the yellow water splashes back at my ass I get zits full of puss and that one time I got one close to my asshole and for 3 days it was painful to poop and I had to spread my ass with my hands to poop normally
I actually feel sorry for Beady Eyes. A lot! He's really nice and funny, and now no one cares when he finally gets laid. Imagine, it's the first good thing that happened to him in weeks and no one cares! Slapstick Humor is okay, it's part of him to get hit by balls but.... I don't know... I don't want to see him hurt.
I also fear that people won't take this seriously, especially now that i wrote this. Meh.
>>146 He added me on facebook, he's really not nice. He went into all these memorial groups for little girls and hurled abuse at the mothers. He's banned now obviously. In terms of trolling it was pretty amazing, very well done, of course.
Well in my opinion that doesn't mean he's got to be a bad person in real life, err I mean DQN.
But i get your point...
I must confess that I started a discussion in a thread with a set theme for the posts.
My paper on lolicore that I'm writing for a college class might not be finished on time because I'm procrastinating by reading DQN.
I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.
Hell yeah, lolicore! How about researching on last.fm, the lamest social networking site of the world?
Also, don't use loli ripe as an example. They're sellouts.
I have no idea what kind of college class >>150 could be attending. Is he kidding?
>>154 It could be an audio sort of course, write about a music genre or something. I had to write about the soundtrack to Harold & Maude by Cat Stevens
Today I made a schoolgirl wet with a dirty text
I ejacuated on my hand, then licked it up.
I do that basically every time I masturbate. Although, for me at least, thats not really a lame confession.
I totally want a pet capybara or tapir, but don't want to put in the effort to be one of those intrepid pioneers who has to be one of those poor bastards trying to tame the first few generations of a new domestic breed of animal.
No-one ever pays me in gum....
>Also, don't use loli ripe as an example.
You have to at least mention loli ripe in a paper on lolicore.
Also >they
The more you know, I always thought it was just one dood.
I don't know what the fuck a lolicore is. I assumed it had something to do with raping little girls, but that doesn't seem to be the case?
i'm probably gonna have an affair with the best friend of the girl i love. i don't regret it because i still love her, i'm just nailing someone else. however, i feel really bad about not regretting it.
When she told me she loved me, my response was "..Okay".
>>160
Very few animals actually have the traits necessary for domestication. This is why people use horses instead of the clearly more excellent looking zebra.
>traits necessary for domestication
These would be?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ So what, >>166? Most sufficiently non-endangered species have the traits necessary for domestication within the population, if only you can find the one retard that'd rather eat out of your hands than hunt or forage for it.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The real problem is that no human beings can spend the hundreds or thousands of years it would take to weed out the undesirable traits of particularly difficult species within their lifetime, even with modern selective breeding practices. Of course, that is assuming there will be no advances in our knowledge of manipulating the hereditary traits of animals, which is certainly absurd. You can't take everything you read in Guns, Germs, and Steel at face value, maannn.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Like, wait a minute, this isn't my stogie. This is, like, the biggest doobie ever.
>>167
Well, if you must know, this puts it rather succinctly.
http://www.abc.net.au/animals/program2/factsheet1.htm
>>169
Counterpoint:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ so... I like, don't support the use of marihuana at all, but goodness gracious I feel alive.
>>170
I have always wanted one of those. Alas, it was not meant to be.
You know what I've always wanted as a pet? A quail. Those things are damn cute, produce some good(although small) eggs, and are like a cross between a chicken and dog/cat. Pretty low maintenance too.
I would like a pet human. She will wear a red collar and I will keep her chained up in the backyard. Of course I'll let her in to beg for table scraps and sleep at the foot of my bed in the winter. Naturally, she will be debarked as the females tend to be overly verbal.
I typically have no clue what's going on in dqn but I read it anyway.
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（ ･ิA･ิ) ＜ My name is Squeeks and son I am disappoint
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I'm surprised DQN actually uses teenage social networking sites and I feel somewhat left out.
>>176 I am an outgoing person with a lot of friends but I still post on DQN
DQN represents the whole of my social life.
I'm a friend with another DQNer in real life.
What are the chances?
I would rather type in an obsolete captcha and have to resubmit than wait for it to refresh.
5 in 6.8 billion, excluding every other factor that might be relevant.
It once came to me in a dream that my true father is Chuck Norris.
Now I have to live the rest of my life knowing I will never live up to it.
I just played a flash game called 'taylor swift makeover'.
I enjoyed it.
I don't know who Taylor Swift is.
Neither do I, although I think if I saw a picture of him/her I would recognize them.
I think music is extremely overrated.
I said I liked Taylor Swift and learnt one of her songs on guitar just to get into a girl's pants. It worked though.
I want a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend, but I feel like I never will find one.
>>188
Getting into the Japanese porn industry might be a good first step. There seems to be a large concentration of them there.
>>190 They're starting to like gaijin now, actually.
But mostly if you're American and a girl.
>>191 Then it is time for me to become transgender and then be a lesbian.
>>192 I've been seriously looking into that for months. If it weren't so expensive I'd do it.
>>192 There is no such thing as a lesbian in the porn industry.
>>195 I guess I should tell them I have Micheal Jackson's disease
I have nothing to contribute to the ctrl-v thread as I have nothing on my clipboard.
I have nothing to contribute to this thread because >>197 posted my confession.
( ˃ ヮ˂) wktk!
ttp://filthy-h.blogspot.com/2009/12/matazure-tengoku-shameless-sick-incest.html
Sometimes I sneak into my sister's room and masturbate on her panties, and I don't clean them up after I do it.
Sometimes there's a weird mucusy goo on my panties, and I don't know what it is.
I've never posted ever.
I'm actually a closet homosexual who makes fun of other homosexuals, which makes me a gay hypocrite.
Over the last few months discovered that I'm bisexual but I really don't want to tell anyone.
I honestly don't really like mittens.
I'm content right now and that makes me insecure, like balancing on a high-wire over a deep dark pit.
Don't look down.
I'm an alcoholic because I drink to cope with my manic depression. This doesn't actually bother me one bit.
I'm looking forward to committing suicide with my wife
I recognize the sad truth that most people on the Internet would not take >>212 seriously even if he or she is actually going to commit suicide, but I am probably not going to do anything more than say he or she should not commit suicide and hope it resolves itself.
More stuff for the rest of us.
The only reason I come to DQN is because I liked the albums and emergency mittens.
Also, I will be alone this new years, like the last 21 years of my life.
I am a talented graphical designer who was noticed by some high ranking people who had seen my works, but I do not know how to get in touch with them since they are all unreacheable and stuff.
This is the main truth.
I can't post something original in this thread because I have the same confession as >>217.
I still don't really know what iichan is.
I used to think that iichan was 2chan.
I have a hard time letting this thread go.
This is one of the only threads I still read on 4-ch.
I wish my R and O keys worked better on my keyboard
I still can't whistle
College classes cause me to see and hear things the way a schizophrenic would.
I maintain no meaningful contact with anyone except on 4-ch. It makes me really happy when someone replies to my messages.
I love you, >>228. A strictly platonic love, but a love nonetheless!
I drove into the HOV lane, but I was driving alone, so I changed back out.
If there is an HOV lane, there should also be a DQN lane.
I now realize that I only bought my guitar because of K-On.
For the last few days I honestly believed Canada was spelled Kanada.
I'd like to post here a lot more, but I'm just not funny enough. Usually I write a post, spell-check it, realise it's shit and just close my browser.
I used to think HOV lane stood for Hovercraft Lane and was disappointed to never see them.