Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 03:40

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a DQN, or a VIPPER?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 04:36

>>403
You can be both.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:54

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 07:42

>>405
It's all in your mind.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 13:47

"Very low level" realities of Chinese martial arts

中国武術の実力は実際のところ、世界一どころか、きわめて低レベルに過ぎない。 In fact the Chinese martial arts skill, let alone the world, only a very low level. 天下無敵のイメージは単に映画と武侠小説によって作られた神話なのだ。 Invincible image is a myth created by film theory and Wu 侠小 only.

世界的な映画スターのブルース・リー。 Global movie star Bruce Lee. 格闘家としても超一流だったと信じられているが、実は強度の近視で、ほとんど試合をしたことがない。 It was believed that as a world-class fighter, severe myopia in fact, almost never match. 全米空手王者を獲得したというのは間違いで、大会の優勝歴といえば香港高校アマチュアボクシング王者ぐらいだ。 National karate champion that won is incorrect, it is just like high school champion in amateur boxing tournament in Hong Kong speaking of history.

では、散打選手の実力はどうだろうか？ , The ability of the players are scattered shot you? 近年、日中対抗戦、中国対世界対抗戦などが行われ、中国は見事な成績を収めている。 Recently, the team competition during the day and made the world team competition against China, and China is very well, stunning. しかしこれも相手が弱かったり、散打選手に都合のいいルールを採用したりすることで作られたもの。弱Kattari opponent, but it's what made the rules or to adopt a fair-weather players scattered shots.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 17:21

I don't care for wearing silk cravats

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:34

I release the emergency mittens in non-emergency situations.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 00:50

T think too much before answering a question on my Formspring...

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 04:14

When someone talks about enjoying life, I always feel guilty for being in pain, and end up feeling worse.
I wanted to write this on that 4chan thread yesterday, but didn't want to spoil their fun.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 04:27

I think that >>411 should kill himself for going to niggertits and should be beaten just for mentioning that shithole.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 07:07

I once posted someone's personal information on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I still feel badly, even though I removed it.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 13:15

I agree with >>411

Confession: I GO THERE AS WELL PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 19:31

>>414 >>411 i hate you both

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 23:53

>>415
What I meant was: I agree with >>412

The later part... well... I wasn't thinking, just feeling

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 13:44

>>412,415
(・ω・) Please stop this BBS elitism way of thinking; it's unscientific and ultimately destructive.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:01

>>416 is tanasinn.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 15:16

I whizzed on the electric fence..

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:40

Did you die, >>419?

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 04:02

>>420 Did you smoke weed?

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 01:19

Sometimes I samefag, and hope someone will notice. Its the only chance I get at having someone seem to pay attention to me.

vc: wo as in "wo is me."

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 12:11

I miss Hotaru maniac.

424 Name: ( ˂ ヮ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:57

Confession: Sometimes I urinate onto my stomach.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 07:03

I was high today and I kind of pissed on my boxers while I was in the bathroom.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 11:27

I'm high as well but there's nothing funny about my urine.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 11:36

Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.

He, Seizi Sawamura challenging year, he's fighting ability, I was the devil I'm fine, 17-year-old "old is very important, please please please have more information.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 01:49

I'm gonna be a day late with my homework assignment

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 20:05

I had to finish my iced coffee too quickly to enter a facility that does not allow beverages and got brain freeze. Now I'm jittery.

430 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6258 00:14

I wish I had guts to use my tripcode for all posts. Maybe I would be popular by now if I did so...

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 08:42

My hate for tripcode users borders on racism.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 10:10

>>430
You wouldn't be popular anywhere "tripcode" means anything, so no.

433 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6258 12:26

>>432
This is a lame confessional thread, you are supposed to confess; you should not bash other people. This is not a generic vBulletin forum filled with bullshit. I hate you now.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:57

>>433
Hang on there, pardner, you seem to have a plank in your eye.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:03

being happy makes me depressed.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 02:30

I saw a post in another thread that I found quite hilarious and started looking for the retweet button...

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 02:43

[No]

Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 03:55

I strongly dislike attention whores.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 15:58

I hump my bed in my sleep.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 20:53

( ´ω`) My robot says "Beep boop" instead of beeping.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 21:07

I think I may be a sociopath.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 09:17

I don't like fiction, because I'm literal-minded and it feels like reading a lie.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 03:43

>>292 somehow reminds me a little of a certain character from Wings Of Honneamise.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 03:46

>>443 All I remember about that was cool planes, a launching rocket, and a lot of boredom.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 12:22

I have a box of ripped tights I've kept from girls who put them in my bin

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:06

>>444 must not be my kind of person, then.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 21:49

I apparently had an e-stalker that has been tricking me into thinking that I was talking to somebody who I used to think was important.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:07

After about 150 pages, I finally admitted to myself that I had absolutely no interest in Crime and Punishment and promptly returned it to the library. I feel kind of pathetic for not being able to finish a book, but at the same time, I do not feel that forcing myself to read it would have been worthwhile, and it was preventing me from starting one of many books that I might actually enjoy reading, so fuck it, in the pile it goes.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:23

I left something easy until the last minute.
Needles to say, I had the last laugh.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:34

I'm going to use >>449's post in a song I'm writing

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:35

needles

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 10:03

I can't watch someone die without feeling queasy anymore...

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 21:14

I've been mentally ill for most of my life, and I feel guilty about that.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 16:07

I feel not the least bit of guilt about >>453's mental illness. Hmm. Should I feel guilty about not feeling guilty?

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:01

On those rare occasions where I visit 4-ch, I post in as many different DQN threads as possible. By now, the DQN front page should consist entirely of threads whose last post was mine.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:22

I had a dream in which I found a nine week old kitten in my apartment living room. It was busily ripping apart a cat toy. When I reached out to pet it, it swung at me and hissed. Then it sat up unnaturally straight on its hind legs, and hopped like a cartoon rabbit behind the couch and I woke up.

I think this means I made >>453 mentally ill with my dangerous brain powers.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:08

ゆっくリしていてね！！！

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:44

This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 04:30

I have pretty much average height and I am kind of ambivalent about it.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 06:41

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1263299242/ is tanasinn

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 15:24

I like my girlfriend sitting on my face while she's on her period

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:40

I also like >>461's girlfriend sitting on my face while she's on her period.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 04:11

DQN is not funny. Somebody deleted my post.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 05:00

>>463 is banned for being a self-centered whiner.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 06:12

I want to find people who post things in the wrong threads and interrogate them for roughly an hour.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 04:35

Sometimes I get confused between Beady Eyes and Clonepa

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 02:10

ゲイマジック永遠に

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 11:06

I went to Yoshinoya with my family, and I ordered the extra-large with extra sauce, just because it was 150 yen off. Can >>1 ever forgive me?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 12:30

I pretty much just use the CTRL+V thread to post things that are slightly amusing yet depressing, soberly aware that it's a dangerous vector to them possibly becoming kopipe and hurting other people's feelings.

I do it because I am a slightly amusing yet depressed individual.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 14:20

I don't really love her, I just say it because I don't want to hurt her.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 15:00

>>470
You'll only end up hurting her more in the end.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:20

And when >>471 says "in the end," he means "in the butt."

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:37

('A`) I've accidently ate some maggots.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 16:17

I just poked myself in the eye with my thumb, entirely by accident.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 19:54

I sabotage my life with my pessimism.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 02:29

>>473 I've accidentally licked up dog's blood... and it was pretty nice actually

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:16

I'm kind of gay for a guy I met on Thanksgiving.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 15:34

>>442

I like reading fiction if it explores a real-life problem, or if it involves reconstructing theories. Where's history gonna go if we can't think ahead before it happens?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:44

I'm so embarrassed to fart in public, I have developed a method of letting out farts in a slow, gradual way, so that no one notices until I'm long gone.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:08

>>479 does it not depend on the present company? I wouldn't fart in front of my girlfriend but me and my friends sometimes go to local farting competitions

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:08

Are the farts ever wet?

Do you guys have a panel of judges that rate the farts, or does everyone vote or what?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:09

>>480
I once had a girlfriend who made a point of farting louder than I ever could.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:24

>>481 it's a local thing, not exactly annually but we often get together. It's really just an excuse for everyone to get drunk afterwards, but there is a proper panel of judges, just local well-known personalities

It's personal style really, I know a few people come from the "wetter the better" school of thought. Me, I go for dry loudness. I wouldn't say this if it wasn't anonymous but, my secret has been stretching my bumhole slightly as a result of masturbating with a marker pen in my bum.

captcha: klefe

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 20:40

I am pretty disturbed by the above conversation, kinda shy about it but not gonna lie.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 10:27

Despite my experience in assfucking, recieving partners have never felt the need to expell trapped gas while being penetrated, much to my dissapointment.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 10:34

Don't worry, 485-san! One day you'll have a partner who'll expel as much gas as you desire while you fuck them in the ass.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 22:59

I so rarely have anything in my clipboard that's fit to share, when I do I get all excited and hurry to paste it in the Ctrl-V thread.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:11

I pulled out and jizzed on my girlfriend's stomach, then went down on her to finish her off. When she came she jerked up and I got a glob of my own semen all over my face.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 05:13

>>488
Reminded me that I'm going to die alone.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 12:55

I like to blow up used condoms and make bukkake balloons, which I then threaten to pop over my girlfriend's face. I wonder if there's a porn site idea in there somewhere.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:41

A heroin addict asked me if I had £1 so he could go to the morgue to pick up his dead daughter. I didn't give him the money but I hope the story was true this time.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 23:23

>>488
Reminded me what it's like to lick my own semen off her chest.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:26

I find the idea of sex disgusting.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 02:21

Sometimes I worry that I make other dokyuns depressed by talking glowingly about my love life. I don't mean to rub it in, I'm sorry! There's someone out there for you if you look :)

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 10:35

I am a fucking retard.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:32

Having 2 girls going at the same time has halved my happiness, not doubled it.

Why did I ever even think of coming here, with full knowlege of what'd happen? At least my Dwarf Fortress is going well.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 03:35

>>496
Knowing the consequences of passion does fuck-all for stopping what you do under its influence. I would know!

Speaking of, I could never help thinking about my ex despite having plans to move in with the girl I'm currently dating but, well, not really in love with.

Two days ago I got all euphoric over her, reminiscing about everything we did together as I absent-mindedly jotted it all down in my journal - which only made me more lovesick. Last I heard she was working a new job and living with some dude, said she was happy and such. I had refrained from interfering, thought I'd let her move on and such.

Call it selfishness; I shoot a friendly email, ask how things are going, tell her I'm just "checking up". Today I get a reply. Says he left her, she got fired, she's all alone and isn't happy at all.

I know it would be horrible, absolutely terrible to ditch my relationship and go for the rebound. I really want to.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 06:45

>>497 Hey me too kind of. I am madly in love with my girlfriend and see myself living my life out with her happily, but I did send my ex a text on her birthday... I just thought to be nice since it was her 16th and all, kind of a special one.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:32

>>497
You should show her you still care and see how things go from there.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:18

>>498
Good! Stay happy :3

>>499
I did. I wish I had a life to distract me from girls but I don't and I'm letting this eat me up. C'est la vie, no?

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 15:38

DQN advises me on personal relationships.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 18:55

>>500
Oh... I'm afraid I'm in a similar position and can't help. Sorry ( ｀Д´)

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