Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
I tried to sage a thread on my phone and bumped it instead.
I have never seen Revenge of the Sith.
I have never seen any of the Star Wars films. Not even one.
For my high school's senior class president election, I ran and used Emperor Palpatine's speech in front of my entire class, mocking his voice.
I almost won.
>>807
Oh yeah, that was me a while back.
Consider this another post for this lame thread- I posted a video of myself on the Secret Area.
I don't get why qwantz.com is so popular among my friends. The guy has been using the same six frames of mediocre clip-art on a plain white background and combining them with walls of mostly unfunny text in a shitty font for years. What is it about that so-called webcomic that I clearly must be missing?
>>809
Are your friends 17-years-old and/or pseudo-intellectual, perchance?
I'm not good at talking to women.
I haven't watched My Little Pony for a few weeks and I kinda miss it.
I go to 4chan's /mlp/ board and post fluffy pony fanfiction anonymously. Unlike most "fluffy pony" stories, which are about someone torturing the stupid little beasts horribly, yukkuri style, mine attempt to go for the inherent surreal black humor of the "fluffy pony" concept. Everyone ignores me. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
I like to massage my breasts with my bare feet.
I spelled "tattooed" wrong...
I am not in elementary school, but I sometimes play games on easy mode.
I actually spent thirty seconds contorting myself to try to recreate >>816's acclaimed feat.
I once ended up in a strange AIM conversation with a friend as to whether she could lick her own nipples. She attested she could if she pulled her breasts closer to her face, and did it there and then, describing the act. To her it was an innocent bit of fun. To me it was a chatlog I've had saved for almost ten years.
>>822
How old were you when you saved it, and why did you delete it in the end?
>>822
One of my ex's said she liked to lick her nipples in the shower.
I'm licking my nipples right now and I'm not even female.
I frequently fart on my boyfriend's dick while spooning
>>832 go to the fart thread in 4chan's /d/ board. People in that thread love stories about women farting on their boyfriend.
I play all video games on the lowest difficulty setting.
I don't know how to italicize here
>>835
I continually cheat at video games. In fact, I won't buy video games unless you can cheat.
Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.
>>840
Err, no. I only go to *chans when somebody sends me a link which is quite rare. Anyway, what happened there? Rob was 19 again and everyone was having a blast, weren't they?
>>841
He's 19? I thought he was like, 17. I vaguely recall Jkid ``blackmailing'' him for being underage.
Someone mentioned demoscene, is all.
I don't know who you are talking about.
Rob is jarig is a mighty fine demoscenish meme: ttp://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=7084 - just look at the list of release parties.
I must confess that Skyrim has deeply affected me.
After playing as khajiit for some time I decided to take ALL THE SALMON! And I did so, stealing, catching or just taking - the way of obtaining it didn't matter. I always have around 200 pieces of it in this game and eat the surplus.
As a result, every time I see salted salmon in my local supermarket, I can't help myself but buy one. Thanks god, I'm not a kleptomaniac AFK.
(」・ω・)」うー！(/・ω・)/にゃー！
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(」・ω・)」うー！(/・ω・)/にゃー！
(」・ω・)」うー！(/・ω・)/にゃー！
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(」・ω・)」うー！(/・ω・)/にゃー！
I just searched someting using Bing and I found what I was looking for.
My name isn't Andrew. I feel so out of place.
I'm David.
So am I.
Ah, screw it. As a great man(?) once said, "shit lets be david".
Andrew is a good name.
I'm Andrew.
>>852
Shit, lets be santa.
I'll be your mister claus.
Can I be the Santa from "Dragon Pink"?
>>855
...and we'll fade away on~ christmas day,
in a jpeg impression loss.
do do do de de do do do dee do dee
VC: joy
I used to tolerate people that read Homestuck and watched My Little Pony.
I like ST: Enterprise better than ST: Voyager.
I like ST: Voyager better than Deep Space Nine.
Every once in a while I notice the words "Blue Moon" in the stylesheet list and get that song stuck in my head.
I get very sweaty from even the least difficult exercises and minigames on Wii Fit.
Sometimes I get impatient with /dqn/ and reply to my own posts in threads about the previous poster. Afterwards I often feel guilty without quite knowing why.
I avoid using the word "ironic" because I'm afraid that people will tell me I'm misusing it.
I use a tripcode on other boards.
I am trying to learn how to program the 6502.
That isn't lame, >>868. Similar 8-bit CPUs are still in widespread use in embedded systems. I daresay you might even get a job programming the 6502 with that skill. I demand lamer confessions.
>>869
What if I told you I'm only trying to learn it because of being a rabid Elite fan?
I watched Cyber City Oedo for the sole purpose of confirming or denying my suspicion that Benten was in fact the vampire being talked about in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ
I mean, look at him. (But no, he isn't.)
I intentionally dumb down my writing on IRC and most boards.
It's not that I'm intelligent or anything, I just type properly and I don't want people to think I'm somehow arrogant.
>>872
What do you mean by "dumb down," like typing in lowercase? That's not being an idiot, it's being more practical... less time and effort with the same message expressed in the end.
>>874 I beg to differ. Consider the classic example "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse", which expresses quite a different meaning when written completely in lowercase.
I continually make redundant statement continually....
I continuously get "continuously" and "continually" confused.
Oh well, at least people can imply what I mean from the context.
>>872
I only that do that if lowercase is most prevalent, eg., in #4chan. With different friends however I'll mimic their writing style to the fullest extent.
>>874
I actually type faster in sentence case, because that's how I'm used to typing. It takes more time and conscious effort to lowercasify what I type.
You are the kind of person I am worried about, though. I don't want to look snobby when everyone else is using shorthand and all-lowercase, then I come along and type in proper English, (apparently) putting more work in.
I make replies in threads that shouldn't have all that many replies.
I defaced a public bench today with the words “BUMS DO POOS”
>>887
To disambiguate, I make replies to specific posts in threads that shouldn't have replies to specific posts. You should be ashamed!
"lame" is an anagram for "meal." That is suddenly fascinating to me this morning.
"Lame" backwards is "emal".
That's kind of like "email" or "eval".
I care.
I just lied to this girl I chat to online about being naked.
I'm actually wearing a pair of boxers and a watch.
If I'm talking about a serious or academic topic, I often dumb down my spelling and grammar so people won't take me too seriously if I turn out to be wrong.
swim is nearly the same upside down!
I'm afraid of woodlice. It isn't quite a phobia, but even so.
i went nearly a month without reading /dqn/ and now feel guilty
>>896 me too, and many other harmless bugs, because of the scarab beetles in The Mummy films
I don't like country music except the ones that are enjoyable in a dark comedy / schadenfreude / cynical sort of way. Those ones are hilarious.
(if you aren't familiar with the genre, by the way, sardonic humor is actually a bigger part of it than you might suspect)
I'm severely addicted to the WWW