Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
I have, in the past, had long baths with candles and a book, massages, weekend retreats; all sorts of supposedly relaxing activities - and none of them were ever as relaxing as two minutes of sitting watching the emergency mittens floating down the screen.
When I was a kid, Mom said I had spent way too much time on the computer playing the game. The game said I had only like 8 hours, and computers don't lie, so I called her BS and we got into a big fight.
Only later did I find out that FFVIIPC runs the clock at half speed.
I spend ~18 hours online a day
I spend ~18 hours in bed a day
I can only barely get through stage 2 of Perfect Cherry Blossom without dying.
It annoys me that my favorite cultures are among the most racist.
I have this guitar, but I don't know how to play it.
I went to the bathroom today and I didn't wipe.
our singer writes the worst fucking music and I don't want to tell him without hurting his feelings because he's a whiny bitch like that but god damn it this song is terrible i haven't practised it at all
and when he tells us to rehearse it i'm just going to say
fuck you
let the people who play the instruments write music for the instruments
you fucking untalented hack
you can't even sing
die in a fire
or something
My computer is too slow for the aforementioned social games I do not have friends who play.
I've masturbated to pictures of dissected brains.
Why do I feel slightly proud of myself ?
People's insides really gives me a chubby.
Whenever I'm bored and have an erection I play a game called "What can I jerk off to?" I'll just think about totally random things or look at various objects in my room and try jerking off to them. My research indicates the answer to be "Anything."
>>916
I used to play that game too but I've found the older I get the harder it is to get off.
>>913 oh man I've been there
The only time that I remember
Talking to a girl at schooool
...worried that she might say no!
Ever since someone complained about people derailing the short novel threads with nonsense, I like to do just that to spite him when I otherwise probably wouldn't even post in the thread.
I am far more excited about the upcoming 7000th of September than about Halloween or Christmas.
I've turned my young schoolgirl lover into an addict with weird synthetic powders
>>924
It's supposed to be sequential nonsense, that ties into itself nicely and perhaps touches on the main themes of GSL and Daddy Cool.
Since I lost my job I was waking up well past 11:00, which feels me with a pure hatred of myself every time. I keep trying to wake up earlier, but it doesn't happen. I'm in a hermit-like state as a result.
One time I was playing with a Stretch Armstrong toy with the little sister of a classmate who I didn't like, and when Stretch was stretched out far enough that she began to lean back to stretch further, I deliberately let go so that she fell on her ass.
I get really angry when people post Tumblr links on DQN and then chat in the CTRL+V thread. I bet it's the same guy doing both.
I fucking loved Madoka, however it has forced me to come to terms with the fact that you could probably create just about anything involving cute girls wearing frilly dresses and I'd call it a masterpiece.
I haven't contributed a good post to DQN since at least September 5500.
I didn't understand what "hotglue" was until recently. I thought it was actually hot glue (like from a glue gun) and some people just liked the idea of figures being submerged in it (hey, there are weirder fetishes).
I feel so naive. It's like the time I discovered dakimakura were sex toys and I'd been doing it wrong for years.
If I ever have a kid I want a smart girl because I hate boys and stupid people, but not too hot because I don't want to worry about being attracted to her.
I would quite like to have a daughter that I could dress in frilly dresses and whatnot, sort of like vicarious crossdressing.
While I find the thought of sexual activity in a purely recreational form appealing, the actual process of reproduction is revolting to me.
>>934
That's not lame, that's the kind of good thinking that keeps the population in check.
I accidentally replied to the whole mailing list instead of the sender yesterday.
i would welcome a DQN into my home
I don't have a lawn. I don't even have an ambition to get a lawn.
I'd buy a patch of turf just to let a goat feel welcome, should one visit.
I'm so hungry I could eat a goat
I read the entirety of http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184219871/, and the ending nearly brought me to tears.
I have just finished reading the story of Boatmurdered. I am deeply touched by it. I feel slightly desperate.
>>943
What are these powers? I'd like to check whenever I have them as well!
>>942
I read both the sequels straight after that just to fill the gaping hole in my life. Took days. Fucking killed my grades but totally worth it.
Kryptonite is my weakness.
I missed with my mouse and accidentally pooped the perfect rating on someone's picture on pixiv.
I hit my lips pretty hard when I was lifting my hand in shame and surprise.
>>256
I am now nearly 26 and, despite having obtained a university degree, gotten a basic training certificate (and working towards a more advanced one) and started training in a third language, I am still yet to hold an actual job.
Jesus Christ.
>>948
That's a rather drastic confession, this is clearly not lame.
I broke 4chan's linking system in order to sabotage the republic.
Whenever I was going through the complete collection of NES ROMs that I downloaded, I would pass over "Sweet Home" because the title made me imagine some overly saccharine house building sim or something equally "kawaii" that probably wasn't even translated. Even when I heard it referred to as being creepy a few times, I assumed it was people being sarcastic or just one of those Japanese things that's "too weird" for a western audience. It was only when I saw it referred to together with Clock Tower (which I recently played and enjoyed) that I decided to actually give it a try.
I genuinely get slightly upset when people sexualise Touhou. Needless to say, I keep well away from most Touhou-centric areas of the internet because of this.
I drove 40mph in a 30mph area for a few seconds before I realized where I was and slowed down.
>>949
I wasn't in quite in as bad a way as you, but I got a careerish job after NEETing for two years after college at 24.
I'm procrastinating instead of finishing a picture of the DQN lobby.
Every day I remember about it and feel ashamed. I can't do anything because of the shame!
I'm completely disabled by a sense of guilt. I can only manage to lie down and cry.
So, as the Earth keeps spinning around and about mercilessly, I find myself in shortage of stories about age-mates whose personal lives resemble train wrecks.
That's what helped my loser mentality stay afloat. This realisation makes me quite sad, really. As planet's rotations push me closer to the title of "The Ultimate Loser", I just don't know what should I do and what can I do. I don't even know how to learn this. I just panic when I see the whole picture.
You might be wondering, "What does the Earth has to do with it? What would change for me even if it stopped?" Well, such a spectacular tragedy would change pretty much everything. Certainly I wouldn't have time to pity myself.
I'm posting in the wrong thread.
Or am I?
I took a big shit and took a photo of it on my phone, then set it as my phone wallpaper
>>960 Did you ever see the South Park episode "More Crap"?
Anyway, I sometimes worked with guys who would show off their biggest crap. I never had any impressive craps.
I forgot to fap today, now I'm at a higher risk of prostate cancer.
>>961 I have seen that episode yes. It's not the biggest I have done, but it was just to show my girlfriend, she likes to see my progress
>>964 No, I burst in once when she had diarrhoea and it was messy but she got really embarrassed and I felt bad.
If I ever got filthy, unbelievably rich, I would probably run out of hedonistic pleasures pretty quickly and just bankroll Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions or something.
I don't have a girlfriend. I'm not looking for one. I don't mind it.
All that trouble and annoyance for a price of getting banned 4 times from "the most funny" webforum online!
>>970
Yes, Windows 8 should be banned from the "most funny" webforum online's ex-sub-forum Helldump.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36188
Who is lame now, Windows 7?! BRB, installing Windows ME on my Windows 8! #YOLO. #Swag.
When someone says "honk honk" my first thought is Gamzee rather than Chen.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!! ( > ω < )
>>973 My first thought is Harpo Marx.
Can't go wrong with the classics, man...
>>976
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Yama no Susume was so beautiful it brought me to tears.
wat
I just misread "cunning lies" as "cunnilingus".
I just misread "cunnilingus" as "cuntaluffigus".
I haven't seen a film I haven't understood.
When I was registering my new cool Bamboo Pen, I couldn't get the software key working. I mailed all my info to support, the guy said that the key is fine and asked me to check whenever I had the right model selected. I wrote that it was fine and the key wasn't working even thought I tried replacing W with VV, etc. So, that support guy asked me to check it again, but this time he specified to look at the model number. He was right, I selected the older model instead of "Bamboo 3. Gen. Pen".
That was deeply embarrassing. I can't get myself to draw anything due to the stress.
>>989 silly billy, don't let it get to you though, turn that embarrassment and stress into some profound artwork
I really hate this board. It annoys me that there's such a great English text board site out there, and most of its posters are hanging out on what is basically the "forum games" section. Months go between posts on the topical boards, but people post here every day. While I don't want the boards to be lightning fast (and slow boards are generally higher quality), I think you're all doing the site a disservice by playing around in the worst board and not contributing to the pretty interesting threads going on in others. Even worse are the people who liked "ITT: we role-play as grandpa ( ´ω`) [AA] [VIP]" so much that they spun it off into its own site.
It's not that I mind catchphrases or having fun, I just think you're squandering a great website and I hate every single one of you.
I think >>992 is dumb not because his opinion differs fol mine but because he doesn't understand why the other boards are dead.
>>992
Having fun is a more noble cause for a textboard like DQN than any other. I mean we still have good discussion but we're not USENET, not to mention that this is basically what the 2ch VIP boards are like.
Sometimes I don't stick on topic in this thread.
I find Disney princess pretty hot.