CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 20:26

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]

150 Name: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ : 1993-09-6084 19:50

This Could Be Anywhere (This Could Be Everywhere)

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 00:35 

Girl: Why is a girl a slut if she hooks up with multiple guys?
Guy: Think of it like a lock & key. A key that can open a lot of locks is a master key. A lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a weak lock.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 03:45

peole lie other people other people court does not care
who must silent is lady who not belond there.
judge convict the woman only heresay no case
because lady must be silent?
why she must silent where is the constitution and 55 father?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 12:57

How was the Aberdeen fur meet Feefers?
Well...

I turned up at 1330 and then waited in the car park in my car for an hour whilst folks were still arriving, this given it was a 1200 start I think is pretty good for furries.

Then everyone went to Jimmy Chung's for foodage, a good plan but i'd already eaten so just got a coke.

However then Drama strikes, one of the other people attending left.

Becuase I was in my fursuit, not the whole suit at Jimmy Chung's that would be crazy, just the body.

Let me say that again, I was in my fursuit at a furry meet.

Now apparently they are a lecturer and would get in big trouble being seen with someone dressed in an animal costume, at the beach lesuire centre where such things aren't horrifically uncommon.

The guy wearing the badge saying, "I love cock" or the girl wearing a t-shirt saying, "It all starts with a fuck" or the 4 people in large obvious collars or the two people with furry con-badges, no that's not an issue, it's the guy in the fursuit.

So I paid for my drink and left.

I really did try my hardest to restablish contact with other furs in the area, heck the awesome idea was fursuit bowling hence why I was wearing the fursuit at all.

So that's how the fur meet was.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 15:11

1-888-757-4856

This was copied by whoever used this computer before I died and I have no idea what this number is

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 23:59

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2009/11/30-rock-dont-let-the-bed-bugs-bite.html

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 11:39

Sprouting Bush

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 14:20

http://www.rdna.info/druidinquirer16.doc

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 17:17

I Injected Juice Into My Sister Once

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 19:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF49M75iCHg&feature=related

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:13

You are a 19 year old little shit head key board warrior who has no videos to prove anything. At least when I say I'm a modder I have the videos etc to prove it. Wheres yours asshole?
Any how, Don't you think that because MULTIPLE people have told you that you are wrong that you think that you know, you might BE WRONG! lol dumb shit.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:20

Every time I fart it will be a wonderland

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:47

April 6th: Chose "Co-Workers" to soundtrack.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 09:58

This user has published peer-reviewed articles in academic journals.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 13:10

http://store.curiousinventor.com/guides/how_to_solder

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 20:21

We paean the DPRK. We paean the Korean people. We paean their great leader Kim Il Sung.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 22:44 

1984 and Animal Farm.
We get it, your precious communism fucked up, Orwell. Tough tits.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 08:04

To go a bit more in-detail on the internet café shit

I moved to Dublin back then and my notebook didn't work, so I was without precious 2D Porn for weeks. It was a horrible time, so I decided to do something about it.
A terrible place was what awaited me - it was basically like a chinese crack house (because it was filled with WoW addicts and people cheating in CounterStrike and yelling across the rooms), smelled terribly of wet dog and whenever you looked at the screens of the people working there all they did was browse 3DPD western wimmenz (ironically the people running this crackhouse were all chinese, too).

It was terrible to be in this place and I knew it
It was even more terrible to fap in this place and I knew it

I still did it

I love you, 2D Porn.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 22:42

Bigotry (n.) – Any belief that might cause people to vote Republican.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 23:51

Dirty

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 12:20

Celebrity Jeopardy

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 13:22

>>167
Is that 5-Star internet café in Dublin? We may have fapped opposite one another, and not even known.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 17:56

As long as the elite continue to segregate and alienate themselves from the rest of the masses this will only get worse. Funny thing though, its the greed that is their undoing.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 18:55

100,000,000,000,000,000,000 pengő

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 20:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqfFFwwGyTg

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 01:51

The people have spoken, and we don't know what they have said.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 19:39

“Fatti non foste a viver come bruti ma per seguir virtute e conoscenza”

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 07:53

██
(°ᴗƪ)

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 01:06

sIoop

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 15:15

<br />

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 19:57

鬱

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 10:02

"They are actually going to take a bunch of debris -- some shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up to stop the leak," U.S. Coast Board Admiral Thad Allen told CBS News. BP also is drilling a relief well to halt the leak, but that could take three months.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:20

Hero With a Thousand Faces

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:38

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cockatiel_under_blacklight.jpg

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 13:54

The American voters completed the transition of the U.S. from an entrepreneurial and freedom-loving state to a full-fledged sclerotic European welfare state, just in time to join the Europeans in their collective collapse. Congratulations.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 15:06

The victim looks at his coffee mug and is hit by the realisation of what has happened. Then he soils himself.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 00:19

The Slackers

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 11:47

http://gizmodo.com/5539417/why-i-steal-movies-even-ones-im-in

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 17:58

http://www.dqn.com/

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 19:30

In 1953, an odious series of 36 tests was conducted on citizens of Winnipeg in Canada. Our government lied to the Winnipeg mayor, assuring him that the tests were non-toxic and defense-necessary. The actual purpose of these CIA-designed tests was to see how large a percentage of the population could be given chemical-induced cancer.

Our spray planes and spray trucks saturated the people of Winnipeg with the carcinogen zinc cadmium sulfide, the same chemical sprayed on many American cities. By calculating the number of people who subsequently came into medical clinics complaining of sore throats, bronchial problems and ringing ears, the test-masters determined that had the chemical not been watered down, they could have induced cancer in one-third of the Winnipeg population.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 04:57

11:00 Plan d'affaire+AutoEval Entr

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 21:13

i used to think mormons were a type of bee

but now i know better

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 22:59

http://www.media fire.com/?3mdwemdndon

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6106 17:13

Courtney Love: Kate Moss & I Had A Lesbian Fling

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 02:21 

fuck you mr.:
15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-03 01:24
you fucking cunt, you're mom is a whore, who the fuck burns kittens you smelly bastard?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 09:33

dude, have you EVER had consensual sex in the missionary without poking a finger in first and calculating the trajectory?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 12:30

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/if5Iyuq_Bn0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/if5Iyuq_Bn0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 03:52

早く良くなって

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 12:26

熱すぎる

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 17:41

Directive 10-289

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 19:44

Arriba los pobres del mundo
En pie los esclavos sin pan
alcémonos todos al grito:
Viva la Internacional!
Removamos todas las trabas
que oprimen al proletario,
cambiemos el mundo de base
hundiendo al imperio burgués
Agrupémonos todos
en la lucha final
y se alzan los pueblos
por la Internacional
Agrupémonos todos
en la lucha final
Y se alzan los pueblos, con valor
por la Internacional
El dia que el triunfo alcancemos
ni esclavos ni dueños habrá
los odios que al mundo envenenan
al punto se extinguirán
El hombre del hombre es hermano
derechos iguales tendrán
la Tierra será el paraíso,
la patria de la humanidad
Agrupémonos todos
en la lucha final
Y se alzan los pueblos
por la Internacional
Agrupémonos todos
en la lucha final
Y se alzan los pueblos, con valor
por la Internacional

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 20:18

0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 04:52

WE WOULD LIKE TO PREFACE THIS LESSON BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FIRST AUSTRALIANS, THE HOOLYDOOLYPEOPLE

  • The first fleet comes, we are starving convict scum.
  • The second fleet comes, we are slightly less scummy.
  • Stuff happens???
  • GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH
  • uh
  • NSW gets all the states together and we federate for their profit! Melbourne and Sydney bitch about who will be the capital, so we end up making an artificial city in buttfuck nowhere.
  • GALLIPOLI, millions of Australians are killed defending their homeland. The British are savages! Also, some Kiwis were there, no one else but.
  • Great Depression! We all starve and get into lots of debt with the evil imperialistic British, who we are definitely not tsundere for.
  • WW2! The nips are gonna kill us all if we don't suck up to the motherland and America!
  • White Australia Policy! We are Nazis.
  • COMMIES
  • Korea! Australia was there, you know.
  • Vietnam! Australia was there, you know.
  • NO MORE COMMIES?

end australian history.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 05:58

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204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 07:11

the snakes only farted when they felt threatened, and some farted so loudly that they lifted themselves off the ground.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 15:58

(●ヮ●)っ-̾

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 18:32

http://amazon-190.com/taketo/ nsfw

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 22:30

<TestPattern> Who the hell would make a sex toy that's toxic?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 23:02

This is a question that would be quite difficult to answer for many right wing bigots. As Rob Tisanai correctly points out, the seriously anti-gay crowd really does seem to believe that one's sexuality only exists when you're actually having sex. At least that's what they think about gay people.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 00:44

I will never delete this ac ever hope ur parents have got aids goodnight

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 07:25

ohne rassistische Komponente.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 08:38

(*´Д`)ﾊｱﾊｱ

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 13:13

Copy this text and paste it to another CTRL+V thread.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 16:46

spelar ingen roll

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 19:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4PcOQYFAw&feature=related

215 Name: !5jS8gbqmgM : 1993-09-6112 20:28

Aw balls. #jameable

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 00:35

　

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 14:32

What was in the first CARE Packages?

* one pound of beef in broth
* one pound of steak and kidneys
* 8 ounces of liver loaf
* 8 ounces of corned beef
* 12 ounces of luncheon loaf (like Spam®)
* 8 ounces of bacon
* 2 pounds of margarine
* one pound of lard
* one pound of fruit preserves
* one pound of honey
* one pound of raisins
* one pound of chocolate
* 2 pounds of sugar
* 8 ounces of egg powder
* 2 pounds of whole-milk powder
* 2 pounds of coffee

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 21:05

"","Defect Id","Name","Workflow Step","Priority","Assigned To","Release"
"","3275","rebates not showing on web","Defect Reported","Medium","User","2010-06-01"

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 11:07

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 11:28

Tonight I was walking home from Bunnings after buying a long aluminium strip to make a robot part for the ENGG1000 project. I met Linda at the train station, holy crap she was wearing really high heels.

Anyway, it was dark, and there was some asian girl walking in front of me. When she looked behind her, she must have seen my aluminium strip and mistook it for a sword, and then though I was a serial killer or something, because she suddenly started running away from me.

-_-

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 14:05

She laid still in a monotone voice saying "I am climaxing I am climaxing" over and over and then "No one has ever made me climax like that with there tongue before"

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 03:33

I guess mice are evil, since they are not in the Bible. Try poetry perhaps. You should find some mention there

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:36

That's what he said

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 03:28

Character Name Kizul Emeraldfire
Species Western Jungle Pygmy Dragon
Gender Male
Age About 618, give or take a few years
Height 6-and-a-half inches
Weight Between a half of a pound and 1 pound
Summary Um… I'll put some stuff here eventually. <.<; >.>; Not sure what to put here, really.

I actually based his appearance off of a little plush dragon I have. :)

Any additional details can be requested via PM, e-mail, IM, etc. ^_^

NOTE: THIS PROFILE CONTAINS A NON-WORKSAFE PIC. This will be changed whenever I can get around to drawing a pic (or have one drawn for me) that does not make Kizul look like a mini-Dragonite. ^^;

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 15:34

http://filesmelt.com/dl/Perfect_Selection_Dracula_~New_Classic~_KICA-1103.zip

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:48

http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=6063737&song=Take+Me+To+The+Hospital

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 18:05

Playmobil Security Check Point

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 20:04

Nur als besserer und höherer Mensch hast Du Daseinsberechtigung, sonst bist Du faul und krank und verdienst den Untergang

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:25

http://tohno-chan.com/uploads/data/ilovethis_1_ib4f.jpg

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2d3u3KU8fA

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 02:14

Holzfreies, ungestrichenes Papier (im Englischen: UCWF - uncoated woodfree) ist Papier, das nach DIN 827 einen Anteil von maximal fünf Prozent an Holzstoff enthält. Die Prozentangabe bezieht sich auf das Gewicht. Holzfreies ungestrichenes Papier besteht aus Zellstoff (welcher allerdings auch hauptsächlich aus Holz hergestellt wird)

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 11:53

the enlightenment, the moon, the sky,

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:41

I think it's cool when a cat has a wagon.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 14:23

assert(_).

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 20:25

Clitoris picked up and rubbed hard by the shinning metallic hook "Wall Hook attacking Pussy in the Air" was a radical performance completely destroying the "Woman's Dignity"

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 22:52

Chris in the act

Christian professing his love for "Julie".

Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with Julie, and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes female positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. Since Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a homo), Chris assumes that it's perfectly normal for a man to ride on top, lean forward, and moan while calling out his partner's name.

Chris's view of cunnilingus involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina in the same way a dog would slobber over his master. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris (if he even knows what that is).

He takes an extremely long time to orgasm in these leaked media, suggesting that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (possibly from his bent duck, fat ass, lack of endurance) or psychological (possibly performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature. Some argue that based on such leaked media, Chris may not actually enjoy sex as a manifestation for expressing love or even for physical sensations, but in a more childlike way of getting some psychological satisfaction from doing something "naughty" and "adult." He only wants to have sex so that he won't be a virgin with rage anymore, and can be regarded as "normal."

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 22:58

En gros, avant, c'était que usenet etc, et genre sur les forums/messageries des universités, fallait à chaque septembre apprendre la netiquette aux nouveaux qui connaissaient pas encore le net etc
et un mec a dit qu'avec l'évolution, tout le monde allait avoir un réseau et que faudrait former tout le monde tous ces putains de noobs constamment
ce qui résulte en un éternel septembrisme
et y'en a qui ont pris le mot à la lettre depuis le jour ou le mec a dit ca x)

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 03:54

corporeal

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:49

クドわふたー

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 13:26

★ Onus is on director to prove

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 18:40

also, i hope tired does not mean clouded dizzy mind X_x

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 19:52

hobocopy /statefile=Y:\users\BackUpStateFile.xml /full /skipdenied /recursive "f:\users" Y:\users

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 20:57

6929-14248-0749

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:22

http://incompetech.com/static/2009/10/small_worlds.html

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:46

If you get drunk how can you remember you get owned? You probably get moderatley intoxicated

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:59

seasteading.org

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 02:24

>>246

> The unique legal status of a seastead, which will let a seastead have some unique attractions onboard.

Drugs? Child prostitutes? What?
Why are they being so vague?

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 22:25

http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20020120.html

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 23:08

Lyor Cohen

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