CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]
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а не соснуть ли вам хуйца?
サー、イエスサー！！
（ ´Ö｀）
Your efforts would be utterly confounded if you tried to milk a television that wasn't receiving a signal, though.
. It is not a film score. It is not classical music. It is not post-rock. It is pure and beautiful music at its best.
ok
i feel like if mp3s were physical i'd have to wipe my hands on my trousers after touching them... idk. Obviously i'm not arguing any format is better than another. Hmm come to think of it I have a similar feeling to using wooden spoons cooking
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The bandit hits you.
You hit the bandit and critically wound him. The bandit hits you.
You hit the bandit with full force and transform him into a mangled heap!
You talk to the female assassin.
>KISS GRUE
The grue eats your face.
Let's break away from Marmaduke as a metaphor for the white supremacist movement
Hi, I'm Larry, the shivering chipmunk. Brrr, I'm cold. I need a sweater.
I don't want any friends because at this point friends are fucking useless. I'm not going to spend time pretending to be some cunt's friend just to hear her talk about some guy who fucked her or some shit and can't get over the fact that to him she'll always be some cum bucket.
I also don't want some used cunt either because I don't like left overs. I don't give a shit if I'll be alone for what remaining time I'm still a-fucking-live; my hand is a good replacement and will always be more suitable than some selfish piece of shit that thinks it's deserves anything for the massive amount of stupid shit it's done.
And turn off that fucking tape recorder, Steve!
69.208.83.106:25565
Women want you to be honest about your feelings the way the IRS wants you to be honest about your finances.
it's a dot com sitcom about a hiphop chip shop
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651 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2010/12/13(月) 00:09:14
I really cannot distinguish "r" from "l"! >>685
I would like to shake the hand of whoever came up with that.
Ik hou van je, muts
It really takes off when they get to the Goron village and fight Jessica. After Naruto gets the mystic eyes of death perception, his brother opens a gap to the netherworld, and they rescue Zimbabwe and get the fire badge. Shit is so wild.
`Forget the Global Marketplace-Trade with Someone You Know
3. In the event of an emergency, do you think the USA would protect Japan?
Yes: 22%
No: 78%
Wow Colin are you going to Finland? I've always wanted to shake hands with everyone in Finalnd xxx
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But we are not characters, our clothing are not costumes, the places we go are not settings, the difficulties we encounter are not drama. What's more, our life is void of an arc, a single ordering principle; if there are
do you think i can become justin biebers girlfriend
prove he has autism you stupid unscientific whore. why don't you face the facts, your kid is retarded because of your inferior genes and your awful parenting skills.
stop running off to Jewish-made terms and liberal psychologists every time you have a problem and take some personal accountability.
If I said anything that offended you, Pinto, I’m sorry. And thanks for not blowing up on me.
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Moral relativism is easier if your relatives are immoral.
18:26 < dynv> Has anybody heard the one about the cock and the wig??
18:26 < Carlemot> I have not
18:26 < dynv> Well
18:27 < dynv> They say if you see a cock that looks like John Lennon then you
are blessed, but if you see a cock with a powdered wig you will
go to heaven.18:28 < dynv> Cockfried Leibniz wrote that somewhere
18:30 < dynv> Speaking of gay philosophers, Rene Dickartes was quite prolific.
He was responsible for analytic masturbation, you know.18:31 < dynv> So basically if you have a set like this: (hand, cock) or (h, c)
for short, you can reach any degree of pleasure with the right
sexual function of h. 18:33 < dynv> Like, 2h means stroking twice as fast. h^2 would be twice as hard
(because pleasure is proportional to speed of masturbation)18:34 < liquid> ah, but it was John Penis Sarte who reached the fullest high of
genitoligcal logic18:34 < liquid> he replaced Dickartes "i masturbate therfore i am"
18:34 < dynv> I'm taking that class next year. What's it like?
18:34 < liquid> with the more encompusing "to masturbate is to create the
universe"ありふれた
"c:\DCPlusPlus-0.770\Downloads\History - The Universe - 102 - Mars The Red Planet.avi"
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| ♪ Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell cock
＼＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
| / ／
| / | ♪ Jingle bell swing from my jingle bell thing
|/ ＼＿＿＿＿＿_ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧＿∧∩ ∧＿∧ )／
（ ・∀・）/ （´∀｀ ） ´
＿ / / / ＿と と ヽ
＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼ ＼ ￣￣￣￣￣＼
||＼ ＼ .||＼. ＼
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|♪ Got your Merry Christmas between my legs...
| slob my knob, don't make me beg
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￣￣￣ ||.＼＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼ | :::: ::::
||＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣￣|| | :::: ::::
|| ||￣￣￣￣￣￣||＼ ^ヽ ::::
|| || ＼ ｀～、
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∧＿∧ | ♪ Giddy-up jingle bitch
==============､ （´Д｀； ） ＜ fuck with your face,
/＿＿＿＿＿/＼＼ ） ⌒ヽ ｜ jingle around my jock
/7 /7 ＼ ＼＼ ／ r､ ＼ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
// ＼ // .＼ ＼＼ / /7 ＼ ＼
.// .＼ .// ＼ ＼＼ ノ ／//＼ / /､
// .// ＼ ＼ _,,..-''" / // ／/ /
.// .// ＼/7＿＿／ ￣￣＿,,.=======// /_ノﾞ/7
./ .// // / //￣/ r /7 // ＼ /
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ミ 彡
ミ 彡
ミ 彡
ミ 彡 ∧,,∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
ミ ミミ ﾟДﾟ 彡 ＜ ♪ Stroke it and lick it and eat my jit
ミ ミ 彡. ＼＿＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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ミ ミ 彡
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（ ´∀｀）/ ＜ ♪ SUCK MY JINGLE BELL COOOOCK!
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＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼
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sh7216
>> TFM = [1,1,0; 1,cos(-0.4*pi),sin(-0.4*pi); 1,cos(-0.8*pi),sin(-0.8*pi); 1,cos(-1.2*pi),sin(-1.2*pi); 1,cos(-1.6*pi), sin(-1.6*pi)] * [0.982,j*0.164; 0.419,j*0.828; j*0.385,0.763] * [0.5,0.5; 0.5,-0.5]
TFM =
0.70050000000000 + 0.49600000000000i 0.70050000000000 - 0.49600000000000i
0.19291099935495 + 0.02685465628441i 0.91856712128815 - 0.39301141505805i
0.09727086592887 - 0.36608169673753i 0.54575101342803 + 0.13978437460493i
0.54575101342803 - 0.13978437460493i 0.09727086592887 + 0.36608169673753i
0.91856712128815 + 0.39301141505805i 0.19291099935495 - 0.02685465628441i
>> format short
>> TFM
TFM =
0.7005 + 0.4960i 0.7005 - 0.4960i
0.1929 + 0.0269i 0.9186 - 0.3930i
0.0973 - 0.3661i 0.5458 + 0.1398i
0.5458 - 0.1398i 0.0973 + 0.3661i
0.9186 + 0.3930i 0.1929 - 0.0269i
>> abs(TFM)
ans =
0.8583 0.8583
0.1948 0.9991
0.3788 0.5634
0.5634 0.3788
0.9991 0.1948>> angle(TFM)
ans =
0.6161 -0.6161
0.1383 -0.4043 -1.3111 0.2507
-0.2507 1.3111
0.4043 -0.1383>> angle(TFM)/pi*180
ans =
35.3010 -35.3010
7.9251 -23.1638 -75.1199 14.3664
-14.3664 75.1199
23.1638 -7.9251
>>
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) 4-ch: the great taste that's never gonna fill you up, never gonna let you down.
a) MUSIC IS CANDY YOU THROE AWAY THE RAPPERS LOL
shitaisan
look at the tiny toilet for a little, tiny baby to-" -toilet shoots water- "Ah! CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!"
The shadow of earth
Can't block the cosmic radiation
White pixels
Shimmering as dying stars
Like thin smoke
Trailing through memory of someone still alive
Even now
White does not equal death
what christmas is all about charlie brown
I'm nibbling on a gingerbread mitten, and I thought of you. How are you feeling today?
>In China
>go clubbing with Chinese girlfriend
>she says "I wanna see you pick up girls"
>Walk around dancing like a loon
>Have a line of Chinese girls grinding me
>Vampire faggot tries to intrude on my harem
>Laugh in his face, then watch him get rejected by a dozen others
>Get a few more numbers
>Leave at 5AM smiling
>"Well, I picked up a few girls. One left."
>Press her overhead, then carry her on my back to subway.
>Go to Christmas Mass smelling of pussy.
ASCETIC AS FUCK.
If I cut you, you'd bleed syrup.
Jesus is about a high profile assassin who plans to fake his own death, laying low from all the mafia's hitman and the FBI that is after him. He plans to live out the rest of his life by using the money he got from the drug smuggling he stole from the mafia gangs-one of the reason he got chased. Somehow, his plan fails and he couldn't get those drugs his old time friend hid for him because it somehow got concealed in a school's wall, with a super strength blackboard on top of it.
Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III
(∩"_")⊃━☢ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ☢
The next step for luffy is to use third gear on his whole body and become a giant black man.
Dude, psych experiments? Free cash! Those would be so cool to, to be able to read peoples mind and shoot mindbullets and everything!
She was pregnant, driven from home, and reduced to being a prostitute and beggar, rotten flesh despised by everyone. Before that she was quite pretty and could have married an honest farmer, had a normal married life, a home to keep out the wind and rain, given birth to sons and daughters, and at death a coffin.He wouldn't have been thinking all this, he would only have been thinking of himself.But her eyes stare unrelentingly at him
The eyes of the Goddess Tianluo.
The eyes of the mute girl who couldn't talk.
Her eyes full of terror as he raped her?
Eyes full of revenge!
Eyes full of pleading.
She couldn't plead, she wept and tore at her own hair.
She was stupefied, dazed...
No, she called out-
But no-one could understand her yi-yi ya-ya , they all laughed at her. He mingled with the crowd and also laughed.Of course!Of course at the time he knew no fear and he was even quite proud of himself, he didn't think he could be tracked down.Fate would avenge her!She was pregnant, driven from home, and reduced to being a prostitute and beggar, rotten flesh despised by everyone. Before that she was quite pretty and could have married an honest farmer, had a normal married life, a home to keep out the wind and rain, given birth to sons and daughters, and at death a coffin.
He wouldn't have been thinking all this, he would only have been thinking of himself.
But her eyes stare unrelentingly at him
The eyes of the Goddess Tianluo.
The eyes of the mute girl who couldn't talk.
Her eyes full of terror as he raped her?
Eyes full of revenge!
Eyes full of pleading.
She couldn't plead, she wept and tore at her own hair.
She was stupefied, dazed...
No, she called out-But no-one could understand her yi-yi ya-ya , they all laughed at her. He mingled with the crowd and also laughed.
Of course!Of course at the time he knew no fear and he was even quite proud of himself, he didn't think he could be tracked down.
Fate would avenge her! , ヽ, r,
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>>783 this was awesome when I tuned in, I was getting big ups from the djs haha. Thanks for sharing!
The Clitoris (rhymes with Deloris, and Lavoris)- also known as the man in the boat, the clit, the love button, the budgie's tongue and the magic button that will open her thighs. This is where you'll be expected to spend a significant part of the night, so bring ideas for killing time. One way is to try and guess the different smells. One might be her laundry detergent, another last night's dinner. Some women like humming at this point - and I hum "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and refer to it as the seventh inning stretch. I understand some women will actually orgasm upon clitoral contact. Please confirm in an email if this should happen to you.
Translation: I'm smug to the point of being insufferable, and can't stand to see that people enjoy a game that I dislike. Therefor, I have to vent my frustration on the internet, while making vain attempts to assert my superiority over people I don't know. However, as people do not seem to accept that I am the second coming of God, I have to use increasingly offensive language, and lord my proficiency at video games over them to get my point across.
Viptronic magic trick: chic kick, sick drumstick, harmonic mosaic, cryptic lyric, artistic electrostatic, erratic logic, bombastic aesthetic, nihilistic panic.
>>Viptronic
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Dead birds! 2012! Economy!DEAD BIRDS!# An unexpected error has been detected by Java Runtime Environment:
#
# SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0x2857fe9c, pid=11186, tid=0x28cc4040
#
# Java VM: Diablo Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (10.0-b23 mixed mode bsd-x86)
# Problematic frame:
# V [libjvm.so+0x27fe9c]
#
# An error report file with more information is saved as:
# /mnt/agf/minecraft/survival/hs_err_pid11186.log
#
# Please submit bug reports to freebsd-java@FreeBSD.org
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Also, I have an idea:
KENDER RAPIST.quote:
That's so terrible to imagine that it does a 180 and becomes awesome. I'm picturing the little fucker from those Leprechaun movies.AUTISM
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funnily enough I did something like this once... on the benches down at the riverside near the railway bridge, I wrote "You're sitting where I died" on the stone beside me, then a week later I was sitting on a bench the other side of the pair, and a family with two kids came along, and one of the wee boys pointed and said "dad look" and the parents read it, and they seemed scared and were like "come on kids let's keep going". I wonder if that left an impression on them