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>>949 Is a Megaman nerd that uses a copy of Heat Man to light his cigarettes.
>>950 is currently working out the mathematics necessary to envision a fourth-dimensional Rubik's Cube.
>>953 Doesn't age whiskey in barrels, he synthesizes each ingredient individually, so whiskey that would be aged 18 years would be made in less than 1 hour. He uses a beaker as a shot glass.
>>954 After watching an episode of PSG, he made boxer shorts that can turn into grenades.
>>955 has watched every episode of PSG and wants to cosplay as "Stocking." But he doesn't really have the legs for it.
>>956 is the kind of anime otaku who frothed with nerdrage at the "animesque" trappings of Teen Titans and Avatar: The Last Airbender. When PSG and its westernised artstyle appeared, he took it as an omen of the impending apocalypse and built himself a bunker out of his beloved laserdisc collection.
>>957 Has a room full of stuff from Spaceballs. To enter, you must type 1234 into the keypad, or use The Schwartz.
>>958 Has at least 999 units of every fictional video game currency.
>>960 Dressed up as Garterbelt from PSG when he went to church and when he went to the disco.
>>961 wears massive glasses and a pocket protector which he believes to be ironic about nerds, but the irony is on him.
>>962 Took scenes from various adult anime, and created an AMV that features Whip It by Devo
>>964 Knows every cliche from mecha anime, and animated them all at once.
>>967 Created his own "Revenge of The Nerds" movie, but it was about the AVGN and friends taking revenge on people who produce really bad video games.
>>968 didn't win any prizes since high school science fairs, so he works twice as hard on a time travel machine.
>>969 faithfully follows Charles Atlas DYNAMIC-TENSION lessons
>>970 kicks sand in the face of muscular guys at the beach. The irony is sadly lost on them.
>>972 has a life-sized replica Lance of Longinus towering over his backyard. His neighbors use it to find their way around town without a map.
>>973 Created the Maxwell Smart phone. It is a shoe that can be used as a cellphone, and run any Android app.
（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
>>975 posts in so many different threads on thousands of boards simultaneously, that sometimes he confuses one thread for another.
>>976 has already designed an UI for Stephen Hawking for the case of complete paralysis.
>>977 Stole an electrolarynx from a chain smoker, and made prank calls, pretending to be Stephen Hawking.
>>978 autotunes Stephen Hawking lectures to make it sound like he's singing along to Touhou music.
>>979 Creates Smurf fan fiction where Stephen Hawking is known as "Wheelchair Smurf."
>>980 Created a real life version of Angry Birds. The birds are albatrosses and the pigs are peccaries.
>>983 works for Microsoft and hopes to continue following in Gabe Newell's footsteps.
One of >>983's scripts automatically incremented the post number he had typed, even though he hadn't asked for it. The script is gradually becoming self-aware.
>>986 Is a perverted video game remixer. His latest song is a remix of Outrun - Magical Sound Shower. He calls it Golden Sound Shower.
>>987 has several terabytes of hard drive space filled with video game remixes.
>>988 Takes hit songs and replaces the rhythm with 8-bit sounds.
>>991 Can name all of the independent movies made by James Rolfe.
>>992 has an encyclopedic knowledge of every viral internet video ever made.
>>993 Has a laboratory that covers 5 square miles, and Igor is an assistant there.
The walls of >>994's house are painted with sprites of every type of 8-bit era enemy he has vanquished so far.
>>995 Has beaten all those enemies, so he went back, and beat them again, except he only used the crappiest weapons in those 8-bit games.