( ゚ -゚) Come on ya bloody wankers!
>>74 cheered at today's Trooping of the Colours, despite considering the royal family a bunch of useless leeches.
>>75 went to Beachy Head today for his weekly pub lunch and the possibility of getting to watch a suicide jumper.
>>77 uses an alphabet containing the letters "haitch" and "zed".
>>79 is a right cheeky cunt ill hook in the gabber, I swer on me mum
>>81 reads the newspapers that spread rumors of celebrity sex lives.
>>82 spends his days admiring grandmother's china. Sometimes he ponders if he should take up rambling.
>>86 has invaded all but 22 countries, although some of the ‘invasions’ were kind of bullshit, like that thing with Switzerland in the 1300s.
>>88 overcooks his vegetables until they turn into a sad unidentifiable puddle of olive-drab glop.
>>89
I'd drive 18 furlongs in my motorized rollingham to have a just a fluid scruple of vegetable ollyboggle like me mum used to make
>>91
not only never seen a toothbrush, but has a deep psychological fear of them
>>94
Complains about any and every other country's nationalism; will knock you the fook out if you say a word agin' the Queen, swer on me life
Me boat when ah've no boat
>>97 leaves everyone unable to recall whether his name is Iva Mill from Biggin Hill or Iva Biggin from Mill Hill.
>>98 loves the joke about the police constable who lives at 999 Letsby Avenue
>>101 can't count - probably a leftover of using the imperial system
>>103
Rages at players and fans of sports that are not soccer, and holds deep rage towards other codes of football
>>106 started an annual international soggy biscuit competition but always loses to the rest of the world
>>107 knows every word to Charles Penrose's 'The Laughing Policeman'
>>113 cant believe Americans eat whatever as he shovels down Jellied Eels and washes it down with Dandelion and Burdock
>>119 is right chuffed at those filthy Polish immigrants for stealing jobs
>>120 Is the dour, nigh-incomprehensible janitor at a nondescript elementary school in a nondescript town, likely somewhere in the American midwest
>>120 chuffed means pleased, wazzock