( ゚ -゚) Come on ya bloody wankers!
>>66 believes everything he reads in the Daily Mail, and regularly writes complaint letters to the council about his immigrant neighbours.
>>67 Is waiting in an extremely long line at an NHS hospital, while making fun of the yank's medical system.
>>68 drinks five pints of ale a night after work with a side of fish and chips while watching football at the pub.
>>69 was arrested for owning an obscene comic book. Strangely, no arrests were made at the Burn Britain to the Ground for Islam rally.
>>70 contracted swine flu from his university professor, and spent his recuperation period making fun of the pandemic-related media hysteria.
>>71 was arrested and placed under Anti-Social Behavior Order because he was seen on a surveillance camera writing "Prime Minister Cameron is a wanker" on a wall in a back alley.
>>73 wonders why almost every nation decided to drive on the wrong side of the road, and sees it as a sign of others not understanding Britain's obvious superiority.
>>74 cheered at today's Trooping of the Colours, despite considering the royal family a bunch of useless leeches.
>>75 went to Beachy Head today for his weekly pub lunch and the possibility of getting to watch a suicide jumper.
>>77 uses an alphabet containing the letters "haitch" and "zed".
>>79 is a right cheeky cunt ill hook in the gabber, I swer on me mum
>>81 reads the newspapers that spread rumors of celebrity sex lives.
>>82 spends his days admiring grandmother's china. Sometimes he ponders if he should take up rambling.
>>86 has invaded all but 22 countries, although some of the ‘invasions’ were kind of bullshit, like that thing with Switzerland in the 1300s.
>>88 overcooks his vegetables until they turn into a sad unidentifiable puddle of olive-drab glop.
>>89
I'd drive 18 furlongs in my motorized rollingham to have a just a fluid scruple of vegetable ollyboggle like me mum used to make
>>91
not only never seen a toothbrush, but has a deep psychological fear of them
>>94
Complains about any and every other country's nationalism; will knock you the fook out if you say a word agin' the Queen, swer on me life
Me boat when ah've no boat
>>97 leaves everyone unable to recall whether his name is Iva Mill from Biggin Hill or Iva Biggin from Mill Hill.
>>98 loves the joke about the police constable who lives at 999 Letsby Avenue
>>101 can't count - probably a leftover of using the imperial system
>>103
Rages at players and fans of sports that are not soccer, and holds deep rage towards other codes of football
>>106 started an annual international soggy biscuit competition but always loses to the rest of the world
>>107 knows every word to Charles Penrose's 'The Laughing Policeman'