[British]Post British stereotypes[cruel] (115)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:44

( ゚ -゚) Come on ya bloody wankers!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 23:08

>>65 hates gingers.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:40

>>66 believes everything he reads in the Daily Mail, and regularly writes complaint letters to the council about his immigrant neighbours.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 00:19

>>67 Is waiting in an extremely long line at an NHS hospital, while making fun of the yank's medical system.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 04:26

>>68 drinks five pints of ale a night after work with a side of fish and chips while watching football at the pub.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 07:07

>>69 was arrested for owning an obscene comic book. Strangely, no arrests were made at the Burn Britain to the Ground for Islam rally.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:34

>>70 contracted swine flu from his university professor, and spent his recuperation period making fun of the pandemic-related media hysteria.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:04

>>71 was arrested and placed under Anti-Social Behavior Order because he was seen on a surveillance camera writing "Prime Minister Cameron is a wanker" on a wall in a back alley.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:19

>>72 felt guilty for spelling "Behavior" without a "u".

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:34

>>73 wonders why almost every nation decided to drive on the wrong side of the road, and sees it as a sign of others not understanding Britain's obvious superiority.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:39

>>74 cheered at today's Trooping of the Colours, despite considering the royal family a bunch of useless leeches.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:44

>>75 went to Beachy Head today for his weekly pub lunch and the possibility of getting to watch a suicide jumper.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 20:19


     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    God save our gracious Queen!
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   Long live our noble Queen!
         (  へ)    God save The Queen!
          く       

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   Send her victorious!
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  Happy and glorious!
         (へ  )    Long to reign over us!
             >    God save The Queen!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7898 13:56

>>77 uses an alphabet containing the letters "haitch" and "zed".

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 00:30

>>78 Understands politics, thanks to Sir Humphrey Appleby.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 11:14

>>79 is a right cheeky cunt ill hook in the gabber, I swer on me mum

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 14:17

>>80 punched Piers Morgan on multiple occasions.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 00:37

>>81 reads the newspapers that spread rumors of celebrity sex lives.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 10:23

>>82 spends his days admiring grandmother's china. Sometimes he ponders if he should take up rambling.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 23:37

>>83 Inspired people to add Yakety Sax to chase scenes.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 09:10

>>84 swears by the existence of the loch ness monster.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 17:45

>>85 Likes to cross Abbey Road with 3 of his best friends.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:39

>>86 has invaded all but 22 countries, although some of the ‘invasions’ were kind of bullshit, like that thing with Switzerland in the 1300s.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 19:14

>>87 is checkin' me dubs.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 05:52

>>88 overcooks his vegetables until they turn into a sad unidentifiable puddle of olive-drab glop.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 17:44

>>89
I'd drive 18 furlongs in my motorized rollingham to have a just a fluid scruple of vegetable ollyboggle like me mum used to make

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:49

>>90 drinks his beer warm, and likes it that way.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 01:25

>>91
not only never seen a toothbrush, but has a deep psychological fear of them

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:01

>>92 talks like a pikey, but isn't

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 19:34

>>93 is married to his sister

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 13:31

>>94
Complains about any and every other country's nationalism; will knock you the fook out if you say a word agin' the Queen, swer on me life

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 17:32

Me boat when ah've no boat

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 21:19

>>96 Lives on Bell End street.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 12:34

>>97 leaves everyone unable to recall whether his name is Iva Mill from Biggin Hill or Iva Biggin from Mill Hill.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 13:37

>>98 loves the joke about the police constable who lives at 999 Letsby Avenue

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 14:43

Scotland Yard is searching for >>99

101 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 10:47

>>101 probably has a name like "Andrew"

102 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 15:46

>>101 can't count - probably a leftover of using the imperial system

103 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10588 11:19

>>102 Reads comic books from Viz, not translated manga.

104 Name: vc: woy : 1993-09-10588 12:56

>>103
Rages at players and fans of sports that are not soccer, and holds deep rage towards other codes of football

105 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 08:18

>>104 uses a Union Jack to wank his wonky willy

106 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 10:04

>>105 plays soggy biscuit on the weekend with his mates

107 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 12:13

>>106 started an annual international soggy biscuit competition but always loses to the rest of the world

108 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 20:04

>>107 knows every word to Charles Penrose's 'The Laughing Policeman'

109 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 21:06

>>108
Campaigns to get cricket into public schools

110 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10591 00:37

>>109 rages about Thatcher, 32 years later

111 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 02:07

>>110 collects Wisden and Non-league club directory annuals

112 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 08:40

>>111's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

113 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 17:06

>>112 loves a tory MP from Bishop Auckland

114 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 06:13

>>113 cant believe Americans eat whatever as he shovels down Jellied Eels and washes it down with Dandelion and Burdock

115 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 14:02

>>114 Has a Dr. Who telephone booth.

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