CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)
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Alone In The Town
<squeeks> ya.
<squeeks> I know.
<squeeks> (I tested it on failnode, lol)
<squeeks> I don't need that kind of redundancy.
<squeeks> what, to visit #GNAA?
Hmm, looks like my Prodigy CD won't play anymore. I'm tempted to use it as a firestarter.
>Meet American girls
>Take them drinking
> Psycho lines like "I want to chew the flesh off your bones", "Did I mention I'm utterly insane?"
>Alpha way into their hotel room
>Show off my quads to 8/10
>"Feel my muscles"
>she wants to fuck
>Ignore the protests of her friend
>she rips my suit jacket
>choke her and tell her I hate her and I'm going to murder her
>prematurely ejaculate over myself
>burst into treats
ALPHA AS FUCK
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The owner, Tora, can speak English and they have an English menu. Health foods (including ground-on-the-premises peanut and almond butters) and eco-friendly cleaning products are for sale here as well. from \430
>>18
What a disgrace! You should be ashamed to even have this link copied!
Anyway, I CTRL+V this:
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Also my captcha is shitely HAHAHAHA BEST CAPTCHA EVER
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She looks as if she was just born from the ocean.
to humans its like staring at the sun, a blinding brightness that conceals the source of great power.
The peoples that you call "Native Americans" were nothing more than a few groups of peasents that fled during the early settlement of America and attempted to wipe out the other settlers. There was no vast conspiracy, merely a retaliation on behalf of our forefathers.
But liberal revisionist is rampant in USia, and has been since the 60s when the liberals managed to work their way into the educational system. Their policies of guilt have been written into every "history" textbook in an attempt to suppress the truth - that your "Native Americans" are no more native to USia than we are.
Indeed, evidence that white men lived in America some 10,000 years ago has been suppressed by the liberal establishment because it contradicts their position on this matter. Don't be fooled by their fables.
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Sex with a feminist is like masturbating while doing your taxes.
I keep waiting for God knows what
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If that doesn't become a game, I'll beat some babies with a sack of kittens. Can you live with that on your shoulders, huh?
U can't CHOP this
U can't CHOP this
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My-my-my-my (U can't CHOP this) TALKBACKs hits me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With SAUSAGE FINGERS TO TAUNT ASI"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy WHO POSTs ON HIS OWN
And I'm known as such
And this is a POST-uh!
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I told you FANBOY
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Yo, let me bust the funky POSTs
U can't CHOP this
Fresh new POSTs and RANTs
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a THAI girl and catch this beat
While I'm POSTin
Hold on
WATCH A LITTLE PORN and let 'em know it's going on
CHOP that
CHOP that
ASI's on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that JAR JAR ABRAMS is too much
And this is a POST
They can't CHOP
Yo! I told you
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Why you standing there, BRAINDRAIN?
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Yo, sound the bells, COBRA KAI is in the DOJO, sucker
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Give me a STORY or REASON
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the CHOPPAH, you're MOMMA's A BIG FAT HO
That's ON CRACK ALL NIGHT
POSTERs are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a REPLY to learn
What it is going to take in the THREADs
To burn YOUR HEARTs
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
U can't CHOP this
U can't CHOP this
CHOP it down
Stop. . . CHOPPAH time
Go find a HO
It is said
IF THE BITCH can't groove to this
Then you're IMPOTENT or dead
So wave your FINGERS in the air
Bust a few KEY STROKES, LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
This is it for a POSTIN
Dance to this as HARRY gets thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all BERATE a CHUMP
CHUMP CHUMP CHUMP
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You better get TYPED
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
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CHOP it down
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Every time you see me
The CHOPPAH's just so TYPED
I'm dope with the WHOREs
And I'm magic on a CRACK PIPE
Now why would I ever
Stop CHOPPIN this?
When others making POSTS
That just AREN'T SHIT
I've toured around the WEB
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It's CHOPPAH, go CHOPPAH, M.C. CHOPPAH, Yo CHOPPAH
And the rest can go and PLAY-AYY
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I told you, U can't CHOP this
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Ted HAS HAD SECURITY PROBLEMS During This Coming Including To Hurt or Injured to NEAR DEATH and this TOO Ted HAS HAD VIOLENT ATTACKS of Ted Also During This Coming from Different Human Males to even a GANG OF 4 AGAINSTS Ted ALL With Knives and Ted then Had a Knife Too then Another Knife and a Knife In Both Hands this is Ted Had and Survived It! Ted HAD TO RAPIDLY FLEE to then FLEE and to be Nomadic to Urban Camping to Homeless then to what Many Called a Rich Homeless and Clean Homeless and Very Intelligent Homeless With Computers and Technology and Was Operating from Public Libraries Primarily and Where Could Pay and Obtain WiFi and this and to even Free WiFi Hot Spots Using from where could obtain Free! Like Open WiFi then Using Battery of a 6 Hour Battery then!
>>41
"Ted id God," eh? Let's have a look.
LEGAL NOTICE HERE an ENOURMOUS LEGAL NOTICE! Ted is God! Ted IS The Creator! Ted is The Lord of Heaven and Earth and ALL of Galaxy Heaven and Earth are in and entire Universe including The King OF TOO ALL of this ENTIRE Universe TRAVELING INFINATELY IN ALL DIRECTIONS TO INFINITY or INFINATELY if is INFINATE or FINITE! Therefore Ted CAN use ANY Intellectual Property of TradeMarks and ServiceMarks and what is Patented and Copyrighted and Protected Different than with this and Art and Images and Designs and Photos and Audio and Songs or Music or Music Videos or Television or Movies or MAJOR CONCERTS and MAJOR MOTION PICTURES and MAJOR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY including ANY SOFTWARE ALL Source Code and ALL Binaries even this is Ted OWNS THIS FIRST and Ted OWNS THIS PRIMARILY and Ted CAN TAKE and USE and HAVE ANY of this for ANY Purpose and DEFINATELY For Ted's Religion and Ted's Religions! Including by this time now Ted is or should be or has to be PROTECTED by UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE and CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS and US FEDERAL LAWS and this and even COPYRIGHT FAIR USE SOME and this to COPY ALL of this to COPY and ALL of Ted's People to COPY including using in ANY of Ted's Religions! Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. What is Status of Using Other Videos and Photos and Images and Designs and Art and Music and from MAJOR MOTION PICTURES to MOVIES and TELEVISION and from On Internet including HD Videos and MP Photos? many did not like this due to this did not enough seem to correlate to this enough to help unless primarily a Study of what was Too Bad and Too Wicked and Too Evil! You See by Showing Videos and Photos and Things of Others this actually Tended to Promote or Advertise For or Help to be Popular therefore Ted does NOT even want to do this if WORST EVIL to DRASTICALLY EVIL to EVIL to even TOO WICKED or even Too Bad! We now THINK to THINK WE UNDERSTAND TRYING to Get Attention Of and to have LIKE this due to is POPULAR is NOT approach this is Your Religions Where a Scholarly or Intellectual and Studying and this Approach in past and this in Heaven and of Earth and this therefore we think this is approach and NOT to try to be popular or popular in slightest actually. I Ted Do Not Not Agree With You and what was Popular is GRADUALLY PHASING God and The Creator and The Lord and The King to OUT A COMPLETE PHASE OUT POSSIBLY IF I do not Try to Entertain Additionally including with Religious MAJOR MOTION PICTURES to MOVIES and TELEVISION and CONVERTS and MUSIC and OTHER THINGS! we need to figure out how to do this about Ted what is DIFFICULT currently due to you are SO MUCH PUSHING APOCALYPSE with Carry Forward what MANY or NEARLY ALL Humans do NOT want to even try to push!
what the fuck, dude?
>>44
Oh my god, what.
I followed a couple of links and found there is a ponychan and that is absolutely awesome, thank you for posting this idiotic video.
You fucking touch me and ill rip you apart, ill reach in and take a bite out of that shit you call a heart.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
nigger
tell your niglets just to keep away
tell your niglets not to steal my car
pickaninnies
black as tar
nigger
nigger
do you raise them in the gangsta life
can you keep them from the human world
oh nigger
nigger
gonna light up a cross tonight
gonna show you a noose
oh nigger
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
nigger
tell your homies not to come around
tell your homies they look like clowns
oh nigger
nigger
do you wanna chimp out on me
do you wanna feel everything
oh nigger
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging
won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
whoa-oh
nigger
yeah
find chuck norris
Men are expendable. Women are perishable.
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mi küldjük szét a vörös levelet,
In Ireland it seemed that people accepted you for what you were. I think that's why I made such good friends. You guys didn't judge me for where I came from, what I had done in life or that very moment. You took the piss and then laughed about it and it was over.
Norman Finkelstein
The Gang-Rape and Torture of Pregnant Sanae by means of Tentacles for the Youkai at the Moriya Shrine
jeez im now ready to upload!!!!
iim excied haha
i like it because it is good and you can chill or even dance to it if you want!
My favourite devo song is probably "whip it in"
Most games we had featured an unspoken agreement that if Jek Porkins was played, Dark Side would stop at nothing to destroy him.
"I am so furious with them I can't even see straight."
We are running several simulations in a secret laboratory,
testing extreme variations with a different lifeforms.
Living in a simulation in virtual computer world
and tested inside of hostile artificial biosphere
Examinating results to create survivor species,
generating a new lifeform to act like a weapon,
that is unclouded by the delusions of morality
and be our device for destruction of eternity.
Computer Simulator, world operator,
bio terminator, destruction generator.
Chess: The real-estate simulation game
"blow it out your ass" to the general cadence of "drop it like it's hot"
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The album cover originally depicted two pictures, one of a woman with a gun in her mouth, and another with a man smoking. The cover was banned by Woolworths[citation needed] because they thought it might cause people to take up smoking
will cut ties to China, therefore ensuring America remains #1
anal retentive
I have recently lost my precious cat and I wish to join an online ceremony where I have posted his name. It is an american site and they said it would start at 10pm eastern time
I know what site that is. I found it when my dog died. Never did the ceremony though.
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I once ignored a test, I got an A because I'm so smart. If I was a normal I would be The Greatest Human Being To Ever Live. Yet, I choose to live a simple life;
Asher Roth and post-ironic hipster racism
this is a Chinese thing or Japanese thing?
chen artist 21:41:08
JAPANSES THING
chen artist 21:41:25
BUT WE CAN SEE THEM IN SHANGHAI
DQN 21:41:32
why is that?
DQN 21:41:45
The japs invaded?
chen artist 21:41:54
BEAUTIFUL
chen artist 21:42:07
NO , JUST NICE
chen artist 21:42:31
MAYBE IMPLANT
There's also a different version of the picture where the girl in the back only has 1 penis, and the penis-nipple things are just nipples.
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"Long live the revolution… revolution against the system, which
enslaves not only the majority of weak-minded masses but also the
small minority of strong-minded and intelligent individuals! If we
want to live in a different world, we must act. We must rise against
the enslaving, corrupted and totalitarian regimes and overthrow the
tyrants, gangsters and the rule of idiocracy. I can’t alone change
much but hopefully my actions will inspire all the intelligent people
of the world and start some sort of revolution against the current
systems. The system discriminating naturality and justice, is my
enemy. The people living in the world of delusion and supporting this
system are my enemies."
What was it that you submitted? I rarely see you draw men, let alone manly ones. Not that its a bad thing.
Its a good thing because nobody likes looking at men.
We can never again be even content with civil rights, human rights, the
right to self-determination. These rights by themselves are also no longer
enough. We now want cosmic rights. We want the freedom to roam the universe.
We want nothing less than the right to determine our own evolution. We want
the right to live forever - to succeed with our revolution against death
itself.
Across the sea of space
The stars are other suns
We have traveled this way before
And there is much to be learned
Whoever wrote that:
How can you be sure that you have overcome it, or, if you have, that you won't find yourself in the same pitfalls everyone else has? How can you be sure that when you form a new government, when you overthrow the "idiocracy" that more delusion won't occur again? You can't, except by changing yourself. All the problems we humans create have one common source: our minds. If you change the mind, you change the world. But if the mind stays the same, all you can really change is the appearance of the world, nothing substantial changes: the same habits of greed, anger, and ignorance create the same problems over and over.
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Vacunaut....Rob swears by it. Most days he appears in his suit, like an eccentric spaceman....’
Hey kids, have you ever seen a caterpillar turn into a real live butterfly?
machine reincarnation
SilverStone FT03: Nothing Else Like It
And so this guy came in in the middle of the movie singing 'I am a disco, I am a disco' and this guy was just so proud to be a disco!
A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with caul fat (the omentum membrane from the pig's abdomen), and baked.
I'll never have lesbian sex with my sempai while wearing a cute school uniform.
It smashed my baby's head. SPACE JUNK!
"I'm old and rough and dirty and tough,"
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I never can get drunk enough,"
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I drinks my whiskey when I can
Drinks it from and old tin can,
For whiskey is the life of man,"
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Gymnopédie #1
>>111
His probation is over. He can freely make sweet love with bikes once again.
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opoo for warning messages
onoe for error messages
you must have a really muscular mouth and i find that attractive
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as physcoproductions said its pre written anyway, but you cant seriously listen to rap and not think freestyle is cool, freestyling well is actually very hard its not anything like cleaning a fibre optic cable as it requires creativity. frankly if your on rap videos talking about fibreopic cables i dont know what youre doing here
I could kill you. I'm not saying that I would or even want to, but I certainly could beat and kill every single one of you in a fight.
I can kill everyone in this studio using only a baby chair and a bottle of bourbon!
i ffel like i'm on meth
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In the mid of the night I think of you
And you're holding me close and it feels good
In the blink of an eye it will come true
Or will it just be deja vu
IT'S LEAFY
Japan is probably the only country with a universally prescribed national art curriculum that requires working from observation from a very young age (grade one and kindergarten). From what my Japanese college students tell me, they spend about three times as much time learning art during the first three grades in school as we do the the US. Theirs is not a one-sided curriculum. They also have lessons and activities based on the imagination and as well works produced from remembered experiences. All three sources of inspiration for art are learned.
In all seriousness though, reddit is so stupid grognardy sometimes. I remember girl posted a nude picture of herself with some DnD books on gonewild and some grognard came and bitched at her about the books being 4e.
Constitution of Treason
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( 々゚) お?喧嘩すっか?お?
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gorgeousgurl :3:40am
So You came to this site to jerkoff?
gorgeousgurl :3:41am
So having a good weekend? Watching any of the games?
You :3:41am
no to play word-based board games
gorgeousgurl :3:41am
I dont take no for an answer nigger
You :3:41am
SCRABBLE and BOGGLE
gorgeousgurl :3:41am
you must live close by? chat system found you
You :3:41am
nigger? hahahahahahahaha
gorgeousgurl :3:41am
I personally hate Niggers
You :3:41am
stick barbed wire up your cunt
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hiya lovely, i'm fine, almost finished everything! How you doing? xxx
Where is the light I thought to see in your eye?
I'm not gay either, but it feels pretty amazing having another guys' dick in your mouth.
It's at once stiff in your hand and lips and soft to your fingertips and tounge. I recommend letting guys hit on your more often, and eventually you'll say to yourself, "fuck it, what the hell" and you'll go home together.
He'll fall asleep in your arms on the ride home, but when you get into your room and the clothes start hitting the floor, his cock will rise to meet yours, his warm, brown body will rise to meet yours and you will embrace like men. You will love each other as men. You will exhalt each other as men.
no homo
My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute dj - I'll Cum Inside My Little Sister, and Her Friends Too
I saw my brothers penis before but the first time I saw another boy's penis was when I was 13. He was my neighbor and we had been friends for a long time. We went for a walk and he said he had to pee really bad. We were like a half hour away from home so I said well just go ahead and pee. We went behind a store and he opened his pants and peed right there in front of me. I was fascinated and just stared at it. He got an erection and was embarrassed so he put it away quickly after he was done. We walked home and didn't say anything about it. Later that evening I went to his house and we sat in his back yard talking. He brought up the fact that I saw him with an erection and he said he was pretty embarrassed. I told him I liked it and he shouldn't be embarrassed. He asked if I wanted to see it again and I said yeah. He took me into his garage and showed it to me. He was erect by the time he took his pants down. It was really nice.
Even now when I think about it I get butterflies in my stomch and I'm a grown woman. I can't help but say penis, penis penis!!!!!!
an un-needingly angry child telling someone to go die because they didn't focus the camera how they wanted to on some knives heating up
"Sex hair."
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So let the early birds keep their measly worms. The nights owls get to feast on the juicy field mice of accomplishment!
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i've set a reward for myself
once i finish this essay i'm scraping my grinder and hitting my bed
the other night i dreamt that me and some friends won a competition to go to some crap music festival with a crap celebrity
haha u finished ur herb already that was fast
we had a few bong hits in the morning
it was someone shitty like linford christie or chris akabusi or sol campbell
and when we got to the field my friends all went somewhere and i was stuck with the celebrity guy
and i said, em i better find my friends and i ditched him
ВАШЕ БЛАГОРОДИЕ
Ok.
Now, let me invite you to a special class for special people like you.
There is a characteristic of the human psyche that makes it possible for me and you to behave differently in front of different circumstances.
The way it works is that depending on the environment you and I were raised in and subsequently developed our reactions would be different.
Let's assume you are a mountain hiker and I am a gradeschool teacher. In a scenario involving a mountain and a goal, let's say finding the path back to a road, I as a teacher would have little to no experience in efficiently determining everything needed to complete such goal.
In the same way you would be out of place and would have a difficult time executing the role of a teacher efficiently.
However, it could be the case that each one of us could have a little, but perhaps not the same, level of experience in each others roles. This way it could be that both of us can determine certain aspects of the job we are not specialized in doing.
So basically you and I can share skills, or experience, that help us shape decisions in different scenarios. That characteristic gives individuality to every person.
Sure, some may share core characteristics but in the end every one has different experiences grouped up and shaping their experience with the world.
The end product of all that is called an opinion, and it varies drastically from person to person because of the way people can have different kinds of experiences shaping their mental health and their perception of reality itself.
Because of it's diversity, however, it's impossible to determine a single and perfect truth that would be experienced in the same exact way by every human in existance, therefore the result of a person's experience may never be considered a fact.
Just imagine him pounding in and out of your rectum as you fly through the intense magnetism and radiation of the crab nebula at 99% speed of c, each blinding thrust accompanied by a rich and throaty "BILLIONS", until the planet drifts to random insect doom. . . . thermodynamics has won at a crawl. . . . Orgone balked at the post. . . . Christ bled. . . . Time ran out. ...
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The problem is that 90% of internet kiddies post under a troll pretense so they can instantly invalidate anything they just posted if proven wrong.
SINEP
yo the beats are strong, but the night is long...
way to aspirate your plosive, retard
The woman running it said the words "fucked up" four times in the first ten minutes.
Hola, te invito a ver un video casero con una canción que toca el tema de las niñas de la vida fácil de una forma muy divertida.
Búscala como "ERES PREPAGO" y si te gusta vota aquí o compártela con tus amigos. Si te identificas con mi canción no te molestes...Tómalo por el lado amable. Muchas gracias!!!
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… she’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day,
I was in a Shakespeare play.
I sit down on a Lazy Susan,
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
Bong bong bing bing.
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN!
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokémon,
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say.
WebRunner
ロックマンシリーズ
I'll be content with an used Acura NSX. I love the look.
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
AI capable of completely rewriting itself
195.145.22.46:80
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>>187
7chan spawned an interesting board ?
What were the odds....
Saatanan homot, haistakaa se vittu !
Godward_With_Violets_Wreathed_and_Robe_of_Saffron_Hue
Please pick pictures where people are actually having sex.
mlp_caramel Caramel
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Guess they don't all know bout NMM and her splittin, huh @MLP_Trixie? Well ah ho
hahaha i found my little pony role players flirting on twitter
Hi Stephen
I just wanted to say I liked your pictures. I remember reading your comic about Pip the cat and the dog, and master dom, when I was in school. That must've been back in 2000. I also think the way you drew the girl in that story about the man who collected skulls and sawed off a dolphin head was very pretty.
Is there any particular reason you settled on this art style? Anyway, just wanted to say you're one cool dude.
My faith in England is restored ! I thought that such neighbourhood-aware crusaders had been ridiculed and hounded out of existence by the selfish, self-centred, trendy liberals and libertines that seem to be ruling the roost there now ! More power to her elbow !!
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Well done to the lady, we have to stop these casanovas from thinking they can get away with it. I'm doing a similar thing, I have set up a night vision camera and film the man opposite me when he brings his 'ladies of the night' home with him, I plan on reporting him soon, and the teenage girl next door will have a shock when I tell her mother that she has a man in trainers and a tracksuit come to the house in the middle of the day! People think they can get away with all sorts these days, but some of us are watching!!!
14257
Apathy is divine. The day I stopped caring I became god and this world's
Secrets opened themselves up to me. ''Why are we here?'' Well, where the fuck
Else would you be you dumb motherfucker? If their was a God, do you really
Think he'd give a fuck about you? You'd just be like a useless little ant to
Him. Life exists because the only alternative is absolutely fucking nothing,
And if you were nothing you couldn't really realize it now could you? Not that
You've really amounted to anything. Pop out a couple of kids to gain a false
Sense of immortality like you were programmed to and move the fuck on. We blind
Ourselves to what is truly going on here because we can't accept it's immense
Simplicity. Life is not a miracle, it's a daily occurrence. The only
Astonishing facet of it is the astonishing amount of bullshit we feed ourselves
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/last-felony-lyrics/overrated-existence-lyrics.html ]
To make it seem so much more grand, so much more epic. You are who you are
Because you had to be someone, and it just happened to fall on the ugly prick
Known as you, the randomness of it all is cheapened by the fact that it happens
A thousand times every fucking day. I know what they say, every snowflake is
Completely unique... but once it falls on the ground it's just fucking snow, and
You're flesh and bones, just fucking human like everyone else. So find yourself
A reason to live, just remember that beyond the confines of your mind, that
Reason is without value. If it keeps you motivated to go on, good, but be
Honest with yourself about what you are truly doing: you're just finding a way
To pass the time 'til you die.
Darcy looked at the clock. Only twenty more minutes until she could go home. A tall lonely man entered the store. He wore a large hat, that he tilted up enough to peer at her with his small beady eyes. "I'll take a pack of bandaids." he said slowly as he pulled large garden sheers out from his jacket. He unzipped his pants and took out his genitals. Darcy didn't even go to get the bandaids, as she was chewing her gum and staring in disbelief. He placed the sheers around his cock. "Ma'am" he said as he looked up at her, "A bandage would be mighty fine for me in a couple seconds here". There was a small pause as the two glared at each other. Only his arms moved as he clamped the sheers tight and severed his penis like a guillotine. His face twitched and he clenched his teeth as a thick luscious chocolate flowed like a fountain from his wound. Darcy spoke nervously, "Who... who are you?" The man laughed and grinned. "I'm WILLY FUCKIN WONKA!" he said with gusto as he turned and left.
If you were green, would you die?
99634
Dost thou not know, Sir, that I live by kinetic military action, and the peace process would be my undoing?
Mai waifu.
Tieria's prostate is a reset button
U+26E2 ASTRONOMICAL SYMBOL FOR URANUS
some guy on that said she was fat went to laugh at her because i'm super tired and the Foreign key is used primarily for dickery it gets like 20mpg if you're bad at steak
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http://www.greenpoop.org/ <- okay, spamdexers, seriously?
ya srsly
(also, I expected it to have advice about environmentally friendly toilets and related plumbing)
Freikörperkultur
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It's copypasta.
Fragrance of dark coffee (jazz) is my favorite rainy season song. Never mind that it's from a shitty game that I only played for 10 minutes, it is awesome!
Katawa Shoujo
No proposition can make a statement about itself
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الله أكبر
"marxists and libertarians"
Winchester XXX
Windber
Windham
Windle
Windom
Windsor
Windthorst
Winfall.
Winfield
Winfred
Winfrey
Wingard
Wingate
Wingerton
Wingina
Winifred
Winigan
Winkler
Winn
Winnabow
Winnecook
Winner
Winnerva
Winnetka
Winnibigoshish
Winnipeg
Winnsboro
Winona
Winside
Winslow
Winstead
Winston XXX
Winthrop XXX
2:17 P.
Kaenbyou
お台場
Animation of girl who is applying the cables.
Ishihara
.Tokyo.Teleport.Town
Any recommendations?
before today he thought I wouldn't like dirty jokes
The majority of those taken ill were hospitalised, suffering from bloody diarrhea.
just listening to shackleton now :) been so in love with this remix recently, and the original is amazing as it is
It was Rebekah Rice's comeback when a few classmates razzed her about her Mormon upbringing with questions like, "Do you have ten moms?“ That's when she replied, "That's so gay.”
There's now a lawsuit.
setuji
Your informations have been sent.
She will bake you pies because of your mega size
"gunna jus gee iz a fag, afore ah hit ya.." fuck off you smelly pisshead
ball pens in a bucket"
It's like Tanco can't miss. She just slid in a 10-footer for par to go 7 up after 13.
Japan has WAGYUU beaf, while Korea has DOGMEAT. Mr. Korean , what kind of DOGmeat would you like to eat?
erotic scat
If I was an underage Korean American I'd invent SPARKLEDOGMEAT.
Yes, you read that correctly. The Booterang. In a line of quests only available to those with the massively expensive Epic flying mounts, there lies a repeatable quest that has you literally throwing out a boot, like a boomerang. It smashes lazy Orc peons in the face and gets them working again. Your trusty Booterang would even come back to you! It's so awesome I wrote a rap song about it: You're lookin' scared son, yeah that's what I thought your back against the Twisting Nether, whether or not you learn your lesson today, well it don't matter to me Booterang on that ass - I get what's comin' to me That cash, skrilla, green paper, gold pieces click Complete Quest and my bankroll increases so get your nieces, cousins and that little screamin' brother 20 Orcs here be wishin' they were someplace other.
niggers
www.livestream.com/jesuschriststopreportingme
Dear god it sounds like he has his balls in a vice and every time he kicks he puts his voice into a different octave.
Her luscious booty, thick thighs that smell of lavander, and bald, delicious slip and slide, I just love her through and through....nnnuuuuuuuuuuuhhggggg...
So I just started up the new PC I'd built, only to be greeted by the Windows 7 splash screen. This in itself wasn't surprising, as I'd installed the system HDD from my old box. I did not, however, expect the boot to complete successfully out of the box.
Except for the aforementioned hard drive, one of the now-Crossfired graphics cards, the mouse, the keyboard, the monitor and the floppy drive, every single component in this box is brand new. And yet my old Windows 7 install booted near-flawlessly, with only a few device drivers requiring installation and a single reboot. I never thought I'd say nor type this, but I am genuinely and positively impressed with Windows. Good job, Microsoft. You certainly have come a long way.
>Have had a crush on Jasmine since 2000 when Pokemon GS came out
>11 years later play though HGSS
>Get Jasmine's phone number
>Can't get the nerve to call an imaginary girl I've had a crush on forever IN A VIDEO GAME
>BETA AS FUCK
Another women’s issue, prostitution. I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?
I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world.
In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm.
Maybe I’m not supposed to understand it.
RAN RAN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>288 YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
goodness i have dropped the constitution
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
>>286
the thing that always seems funny to me is that people think policy has to be ordered along a line of logical reasoning. It is perfectly justifiable to like option A and despise option B even if they are the same thing, no?
I guess in the end the majority of society can never work around arbitrary boundaries like that
☹
Some people want to make a society where everyone has to get married and have children, and eliminating other ways of living is a way some people create it.
The result is that many people are in tricked into relationships that don't suit them, leading to more screwed up families.
has added smashing hymens to their Interests & Activities.
http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/5688/trolls-in-the-pantry
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experiencing the internet
Verification: fageer
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
Hello, I’m Ken-chan and this was the story of my love life. My girlfriend, Yuumi-chan, was such a pure hearted and innocent soul, but this world was cruel. In this story, she was made into nothing but a cock hungry slut by a rich fat bastard with some kind of a stupid deal. What they’ve been doing was sent to me daily till now. My world was ruined, but my depression day is over. I learned hokuto no shinken and changed my name to Kenshiro. Now, I’m gonna kill all of them with this “you’re-already-dead” technique and save Yuria from the grasp of all evil men. Wish me luck guys
I wrap my dick in a bow, then ejaculate on her face. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I tell her.
All coffee is coffee-flavored water.
Tongue 'rastlin
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The bastard dog!!!!! What's going to happen to the mutt? He should have give it kick!!! Bloody contrary animals!!!
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Every Bandcamp account comes with 200 downloads per month of tracks or albums that you're giving away (meaning you’ve set them to free, or let-fan-name-price with no minimum and the fan enters zero). Once each month, we look at your download credits, and if you have less than 200 remaining, we bump you back up to 200. If that won't cut it (because you're planning a big free download campaign, for example), you can either buy more (they're 1.5¢ to 3¢ each, depending on quantity), or earn more by selling (we add 1,000 credits for every $500 USD in sales).
>>319 no credit card required to jump into a universe of infinite possibilities? what's the catch
イカすみパスタのかんせい
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dicks stuff with me
When this song was at school, the other songs called him "Tripping Balls" because of the funny glasses he liked to wear
My tricks have a high difficulty-to-point-yield ratio, and
Cock smells so good because it lays on balls all day.
whole is greater than the part.
>>326
You're not thinking in a normal way. Your memory isn't even working normally. You are so hyped up.
filthy begging children/gypsies
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Mohican Beats
ich spüre dich
I am Ulysses the dog who eats his own feces and I approve of what Prince has said and I want to eat his feces instead as I know this will fill me up so repeatedly.
I want to go listen to Purple Rain and then eat his feces 1999 times like his song. I knew a girl named nikki, she said she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. I like Prince and now I want to go out and about and find him. His lyrics remind me of doggy snorsauges. This morning I ate my master’s porridge and it was horrid as I am Ulysses who eats his own feces as I am a very unique species.
Then that will give me the strength to track down the dog that attacked Morrissey as I want to find him, I want to get him, I want to mutilate him, I want to kill him and most of all I want to eat his feces.
I want to become a PI with my skills as I can track down anyone by tasting their feces as I once I taste that gooey tasty treat, then I have to find them and track them down so I can have some more of their feces delicacies. There are mysteries each time I get a new box of species feces to eat. And I wash it down with my satanic master’s tea. I want to make peace treaties. That’s the news on the street.
I want to find the girl in the raspberry beret and eat her feces too. And I hope she just drank some Hawaiian Punch so her feces will be red as though it had blood on it.
Morrissey is my assignment I want to track down Damien Dempsey now as I want to eat his feces. I hear it is a specialty from the dogs and homies in the hood. I hear it actually is good. But look at Damien Dempsey, I believe it would, that’s the rumor in the hood.
I will track down that evil hound who harmed Morrissey. No person or animal can ever cause the slightest affliction to my assignment. I have an erection, I do it doggie style I haven’t humped any other dogs in a while I just put my feces into a pile I’m going to eat my dinner in style. But first I must go over my Morrissey file as if they do I’ll tell you what’s true I’ll get them and eat them so be careful Morrissey-solo fiends, as I may soon be coming for you. I holler
Ruff, ruff
これ、実験線でのりましたよ。十分に完成しています。
Don't Walk Away
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RSN500-0000-241921-ALQH-YT5R-5FHP
Never stops punching.
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>>338
Maybe he should stick with Renoise, though.
Hi guys. I've just started this livejournal thing, and I was really excited to find this group. I have a question.
My boyfriend and I have, I think, reached a point where we're ready to become pretty serious, but it's important to both of us not to go too far until we know that this will be a lasting relationship. We heard about something called the "back and forth," and I wanted to see what some other peoples' opinions were on how serious we should be before trying it and if we could still be considered celibate after doing it.
Basically what you do is that one of you poops, and then you pass it back and forth. You know, the same poop going from one rectum to the other. Back and forth. Forever. Here's kind of what it looks like:
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So what do you guys think? Would we still be considered as abstaining if we tried this?
Thanks so much!
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ಠ_ಠ
Non possum credere me totum edisse
Да, и в огнеупорных комбинезонах, чтобы совсем как в Ф1.
My cat smells so good, I can't stop sniffing her.
宮鴬住藍銀煤竹出雲守明朝仁 ミカ.
[b] [/b]
Bureaucracy is a womb into which all Lefties would rather crawl, to swim in a sea of regulatory fluid.
✡
Feminists ought to get a good whipping.
発祥しますた
All Alone For Christmas (Cold Mix)
"The above proposition is occasionally useful."
Hemorrhoids
Michael Guy Bowman
tanuki
But Ditto excels where it really counts: breeding.
YOUNG MEN OF A CERTAIN MIND
0801micaindelicato
Kustom 10 watt
(flex)
lol people are so uptight. It’s just a little blood. Calm yourselves, before I slice you too.
hey my anxiety levels were through the roof http://nbchomenews7.com/articles/1923004/ peace
>>368
It looks like people in MIT have nothing to do. Researching like this should be left for [groups of] lonely people on WWW.
I guess original post and this one belong to angry/mildly uplifting things threads.
Nicole Williams of Wakayama , 43 never thought that she would consider it, until curiosity got the best of her and she filled out a simple online form.
vent.zulupirates.com
fingszagjóska
Room(s)
Your squeaks and moans are the cheers of sexual victory :) thanks for last nite x
b4 she bitches at you for calling her an idiot and trying to talk down the deal of the century
hi, I'm Japanese otaku.
I don't think anything (゚∀。)
world2ch is back up Username Withheld 07/13/11(Wed)04:45 No. 469 ID: d3d694 [Reply]
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David Pinsent
分かります、アレックスちゃん!
苦味
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a Gohan.
Stranger: im christian
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@VerminGTi This is gayer than Ru Paul, Elton John, Ellen Degeneris, Lance Bass, and Clay Aiken all sitting in a room naked jacking each other off while watching a 24 hour marathon of Sex and the City while they simlutaneously get fucked in the ass by Aids-ridden Monkeys and get drunk on a binge of Arbor Mist. And all of this is taking place inside of Paul Rubens asshole as he gets fucked by an entire gay nightclub.
김두수
kichijoji
Anal circumference table
して
vc kock
As soon as he got there, she crapped on a table and divided it into 4, offering \250,000 to eat each portion. He said he ate all 4 and got \1,000,000.
I was stealing the >>400GET while you were asking silly questions.
http://alphaporno.com/videos/soccer-mom-fucked-by-older-dude/?promoid=1310 most awkward thing i've ever seen
>>402 hahahahahahahahaha "oh those feel a lot better than my soccer balls"
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Hi
I am very glad to go well.
The thing to have come to be able to hook up to the Internet to two and teaching are lights.
Though English was confused
We wish to express our gratitude for referring.
On the wonderful Internet in the future
Thank you.
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Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty ― a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as poetry.
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we tryied it that way in the past it nevers works! The crash of 1929 is the most well known, but their was the crash of 1893, 1882, 1873, 1857 and even farer back. The government must play a role in the econmic! Or we would see many great drepssons in our life times. We can keep a boom and bust cycle in this day in age.
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there are 3 different elementary schools
, Personal, Life, Sad, Pain, Dark, Contest, Other, Hope, Spiritual, Nature, Adult, Society, Weird, Angst, More..
(Sorry for the late reply! I meant to respond earlier, but I'm terribly unreliable)
Asians, they never age. Until they reach 50 and then they go into menopause and then it's like BOOM old
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>>411 The business that do these are evil for the way they treat the American Emoylee. A person who has been working there for 30years who is trying to put their kids though college get layoff(fired) with half benfits. If they would retired instill they would had full benfits. They are doom to spend their reitring work at your local grocey story or wal mark and taking orders from people my age.
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Also, the game played much faster once I went into settings and mapped Check For Semen to the right trigger.
"Hello, Gamestop? Do you have a copy of Battletoads?"
I've written this a few times now.
Tripfags gonna tripfag and there's nothing we/you/STI/4chon can do about it until STI decides to 1. implement forced anon and 2. activate forced anon. Even then, there would be ways to "tripfag" like avatars, signatures (punishable by ban, yes, but still, it's possible)
Anyways, this is a fairly small community, and an even mix of tripfags and anons exist.
As far as I know most of the tripfags (Jim Profit, LLL, a few others) do this so they can present their views without having to type it up over and over.
If you saw a tripfag, you'd instantly associate their views with their name. Now imagine that they're anonymous and they visit the same thread. They'd have to present their views and OPINIONSLOL again and again, because there are quite a few anons in that thread, and their opinions get mixed in. With a name, your views are presented once, and you don't have to do it again.
It's as simple as saving time in a thread.
Striving to improve these systems we use what came before, and so on and so forth. Only when knowledge reaches critical capacity do 'significant' applications arise. Think combat weaponry in ancient Rome/Greece, the Copernican model, Punnett Squares, relativity, quantum electrodynamics...
Oh, fuck it. I'm trolling you anyway.
(parsing a page of youtube comment, lol)
We are currently working with the 448 users of kernel.org to change their credentials and change their SSH keys.
George Lucas planning new release of Raiders of the Lost Ark
Featuring the following improvements:
Watch for it on Blu-Ray this Christmas!
Come for a bit or else I'll shit. If you do, this high and mighty person will think you very kind, will give you a smack behind, will kiss your hands, my dear, shoot off a gun in the rear, embrace you warmly, mind, and wash your front and behind, pay you all his debts to the uttermost groat, and shoot off one with a rousing note, perhaps even let something drop from his boat.
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GB2/South Park
One of the most popular side characters is Poison, the scantily clad, purple haired dominatrix girl (also appearing with red hair as Roxy), who's also never been playable outside of Final Fight Revenge. She appears alongside Hugo in every game she's in, and she's at least reasonably popular in...ahem...certain Japanese fan artist circles. She's also one of the most controversial character Capcom has ever created. There wasn't any problem with her being in the Japanese game, but when importing it to other countries, the American divisions had a problems with players being able to beat up women. So, in a somewhat clever move, Capcom Japan decided that Roxy and Poison were both transsexuals (or "newhalves", if you want to use the Japanese terminology), so even though they looked like chicks, they were actually 100% dude. I suppose this makes beating them up more of a hate crime than regular domestic abuse, but I've never been one to figure out political correctness anyway. By the time Final Fight Revenge came out, the design team, completely separate from the original developers, had decided that Poison was in fact a girl and she had a crush on Cody. Her ending seems to suggest that she may go through the operation so she can be by Cody's side. Capcom's official stance is that she's still a guy, although that may be in question.
「だるまさんがころんだ
Uta Kata
Deadly Equines: The Shocking True Story of Meat-Eating and Murderous Horses
Fess up, >>439. The book reviews on Spamazon were all written by dokyuns, weren't they?
All this North Korean attention for the South Korean Defense Minister may have something to do with revelations that South Korea reserve units were using pictures of North Korean leaders Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un for target practice.
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village vanguard
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Each script has their merits.
This is something neither group can get through their heads.
First let's go over something called "Perl quality".
This is the mentality of the Wakaba users. They believe that their script is best because "it's simple, Perl, and not crap" (Quotes from previous posts in this thread.)
They seem to hate anything that isn't Wakaba. Let's compare them to oh... Arch Linux users.
And then there's "PHP mentality".
This is the mentality of the Kusaba/Futallaby/Pixmicat/Tinyboard users. Most imageboards are written in PHP, using MySQL and GD, so there are more out there, and they all have their pros and cons too. The users want something that just works™. They don't want to have a page with no details on errors, they want to know how to fix things. Let's compare them to the Ubuntu Linux user.
A common argument for Wakaba/Arch users is that the rival (Kusaba/Ubuntu) is bloated. As someone who has worked on and developed my own board script (not releasing it here.) in Perl as well as a board in PHP, I can say that yes, Kusaba is bloated. 3 MB is a bit much for an imageboard script. However, Wakaba users are a little lacking in features as well... can anyone say they banned anyone from their board? So it's a trade-off between light-weight or fully-featured.
A common argument for Kusaba/Ubuntu users is that the rival (Wakaba/Arch) is difficult to learn and use efficiently. As I stated above, I worked with both. And yes, a nice error message from Wakaba would be nice, other than the "500 SERVER ERROR" shit I get with Perl because Apache haet Perl. PHP is like the duct tape of the Internet - there's lots of uses for it, you can easily learn to use it, but it doesn't really hold up well under intense load.
Perl is more like electric tape - strong, and will hold up under pressure, but one screwup and you're fucked.
tl;dr Go with whatever one feels right, OP.
I am close friends with several gay amphibians and they are good, honest creatures that deserve the same rights and responsiblities as everyone else.
Once you've mastered the art of thermal paste application
Maul halten und weiter dienen
>>451
PHP sucks. Perl sucks less. The Right Thing is a C program implementing FastCGI.
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No, no, no, >>456. Do it in Java! Java is the sexiest way to go.
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The JTEs aren't too jazzed that they have to go with me to the December conference.
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All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
Richard Brautigan
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Va multumesc.
PP: As a father, what is your least favorite bodily fluid to clean up?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
Anyone that pays for this is either very naive or has no experience with learning languages.
Die Monster auf der Uhr symbolisiert die Bedrohungen von Zeit.
Elizabeth Kagome Hime Adams
hate word moist
Desmoulins
kén, só, higany
lockjaw in pitbulls
phil.elte.hu/leszabo/
solamente en los EE.UU.
he jobbies his pants
golfball
Since 2009, butter consumption per capita has been about 5 pounds, the highest since 1970 but still a far cry from the 18 pounds per year the average American consumed in 1910.
The next planet was inhabited by a tippler. This was a very short visit, but it plunged the little prince into deep dejection.
"What are you doing there?" he said to the tippler, whom he found settled down in silence before a collection of empty bottles and also a collection of full bottles.
"I am drinking," replied the tippler, with a lugubrious air.
"Why are you drinking?" demanded the little prince.
"So that I may forget," replied the tippler.
"Forget what?" inquired the little prince, who already was sorry for him.
"Forget that I am ashamed," the tippler confessed, hanging his head.
"Ashamed of what?" insisted the little prince, who wanted to help him.
"Ashamed of drinking!" The tippler brought his speech to an end, and shut himself up in an impregnable silence.
And the little prince went away, puzzled.
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でれでれ
James A. Bill, The Eagle and the Lion: The Tragedy of American-Iranian Relations, New Haven and London, Yale University Press (1988)
The Gallery Monocle is making a come back in 2011 with many suppliers offering them for sale online and in some small opticians.
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I mean, it's like there are three ways:
1) study elementary things, study advanced
>kreayshawn
This broad coulda been #1 on this list...but she technically female...so I aint really kno how to approach that shit son. I mean...Tone dont really like no brolic ass chicks neither namsayin. Word n I dont need no broad to be confusin me on some Rah Digga shit neither yo. Dont get me wrong tho...this broad is wack as every single fuck known to man.....but I aint sweatin her softness like that nahmean. That aint the problem son. The problems that she been causin that shit to spread like wildfire yo. Theres even niggas in the industry thats gettin drawn into this bullshit nahmean. Word is bond...I mean...it aint no big shock that the emperor of softness hisself...you might kno the nigga as Aubrey....aka The Kitten Whisperer...jus LOVES her shit son. In the meantime that fool Ricky Ross been talkin in interviews bout how he gon put up 50 Gs to "mess up her whole week" namsayin...cos she was makin jokes bout the nigga bein kinda "chubby" n shit like that. I mean I fucks wit that nigga Rozay's music namsayin...but I dont wanna see the nigga gettin baited into bickerin wit some 4 ft tall white broad n talkin like he gon have the bitch executed when ey'body kno that that shit aint gon happen. The gods issues wit this muthafucka go a little deeper than jus her music namsayin. This broad gon open up the floodgates for all types a softassnigganess...mainly from white dudes who rock cornrows n braids or trailer park bitches who seen Set it Off one too many times namsayin. Which gon bring us to...
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Greetings, Dr. Cooper.
Paul is a proponent of free trade and rejects protectionism, advocating "conducting open trade, travel, communication, and diplomacy with other nations."[49] He opposes many free trade agreements (FTAs), like the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA),[50] stating that "free-trade agreements are really managed trade"[51] and serve special interests and big business, not citizens.[52]
She can Thank Jesus Christ for her "Gift" on her, "Pipes" (Voice)..
I just got a new car
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SHINRYAKU
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Yeah, it's pretty open/ambiguous on purpose.
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his name is given to a member which is large, strong, and slow to ejaculate; such a member satisfies most completely the amorous wishes of a woman; for, after having wrought her up to the highest pitch, it allays her excitement better than any other. And, in the same way, it calms the ardour of the man. When it wants to get into the vulva, and arriving at the portal finds it closed, it laments, begs and promises: 'Oh! my love! let me come in, I will not stay long.' And when it has been admitted, it breaks its word, and makes a long stay, and does not take its leave till it has satisfied its ardour by the ejaculation of the sperm, coming and going, tilting high and low, and rummaging right and left. The vulva protests, 'How about your word, you deceiver?' she says; 'you said you would only stop in for a moment.' And the member answers, 'Oh, certainly! I shall not retire till I have encountered your womb; but after having found it, I will engage to withdraw at once.' At these words, the vulva takes pity on him, and advances her matrix, which clasps and kisses its head, as if saluting it. 'The member then retires with its passion cooled down.
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YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MONSTER ON PROBATION!
You have been put on probation until October 11, 2011 9:43 AM CST. You cannot post while on probation. You might find out why you are on probation if you check the Leper's Colony. If you read the fucking rules, maybe this won't happen again!
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For the same reason,
Es gibt keinen Kompromiß
Es zählt nur JA und NEIN
Wir sehen wie es wirklich
ist
Wir denken minimal...
Es wird nicht dekoriert
Die Welt ist schön genug
Denn wir sind programmiert Wir denken digital
Monoton und Minimal
Meine Welt ist ganz total
Alles was ich will ist da
Monoton
und Minimal
Meine Welt ist ganz neutral
Und die Lösung einfach klar
Monoton
und Minimal
Alles ist so kosmisch rein
Denn es wird von uns gemacht
Wir wollen glücklich sein Wir fühlen minimal
Monoton und Minimal...
25 mm grenade
When thro' the torn sail the wild tempest is streaming,
When o'er the dark wave the red lightning is gleaming.
(fugue)
Nor hope lends a ray the poor seaman to cherish,
We fly to our maker, Save, Lord, or we perish.
est la vie un combat perpétuel
Since when am I a bro expert?
SRC - Ryouko
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Would you like toast? "TOASTERS THESE DAY ARE NOT LIKE THEY USED TO BE. YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO HAVE YOUR TOAST EVENLY TOASTED AND THE CRUSTS WOULD BE PERFECT AND THE CRUMB CATCHER USED TO CATCH THE CRUMBS WITH PERFECTION BUT NOT ANY MORE."
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唯我
Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo.
洗濯機・物干し竿・タンスを近づけて余分なエネルギーを他にまわしたい。
tobocraft.dyndns-server.com
Four M's and a silent Q.
Advice?
windows vista is
My main goal for this seed is to beat a Level 500+ Overlord in the Dark World so I can recruit all of the bosses through the whole game, including Chapter One.
>>565
I'm not sure whether to be honored or disturbed that vip-quality.org is now hosting a picture of my non-crush
oidar neila SEN
a good tip if you are a cute girl teenager and you really want to get a cute boy for yourself is to just go up to him really quietly and say you are feeling different and then when he says what is wrong you can just make your jaw so slack like you are going to die and then he will just like you more probably. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
Nicosia
You will need an in-depth knowledge of law, and excellent communication skills. You must be able to absorb and interpret complex information and use concise, plain English to explain this to clients. You must be able to work with people from all backgrounds, some of whom may be angry or distressed - you will need to use your knowledge, and a calm, professional manner to win the confidence and respect of your clients.
You will need to be a good listener, and know how to ask the right questions to find out more about the client's situation. Appearing in court demands confidence and the ability to argue a case persuasively.
Solicitors need interpersonal skills to work with other professionals, including barristers, judges and other court staff.
Preparation for cases requires a thorough, methodical and patient approach to research. You must have good organisation skills to plan and prioritise cases, which you may have to take on at short notice. The ability to work well under pressure is very important.
You should have the information technology skills to use, for example, word processing packages, spreadsheets, e-mail and information retrieval systems.
Decorate your home or office with high quality wall décor. Close-up of Hands Holding Many Tiny Sardines is that perfect piece that matches your style, interests, and budget.
The key to meeting basic human needs is the participation of individuals and communities in local problem solving. Some of the most important achievements in providing food, upgrading housing, improving human health, and tapping new energy sources will not come through highly centralized national and international efforts but through people doing more to help themselves.
1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I was testing you - and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to fart on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you're coming with me.
In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.
I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,
These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Red Rum! What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!
We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need - the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car..
In the car (repeat)
Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!
There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!
#The Simpsons
#Run With Us!
Ugh - you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,
I don't give a shit, close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number 5 is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,
Six words in the whole song.
We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Lois, this is not my Batman glass,
I LOVE U >> YOU ARE MY LOVE DREAM >> YOU ARE MY SWEETHEART >> U ARE MY LIFE BABY >>>>> I LOVE U SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!! BBF
Animal Collective is a New York City/Washington, D.C/Lisbon based
As a way to combat the spam on /b/ back in 2006, moderator DocEvil made it so a post consisting simply of the phrase "THE GAME" will lead to an instant ban for 24 hours.
I've heard rumors that it's possible to get around it by using alternate character sets (unicode, Greek, Russian, whatever) but I've been too afraid to try myself.
Is this legit /b/? Or have I been trolled?
[INFO] [CONSOLE] time for a poetry reading by [console]
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[INFO] [CONSOLE] penis penis penis
[INFO] [CONSOLE] thank you
[INFO] [CONSOLE] and goodnight
[INFO] <rafarinn> <3
[INFO] <aronb15> LOL
[12:08:48 AM] ****: 要領
Movie the Movie
almost like an online gf
Subterranean Animism.
Jeg er glad for i dag
Thy vows are all broken, and light is thy fame: I hear thy name spoken, and share in its shame.
>>593
Your post reminded me of this:
http://www.deaz.dk/
Super Deepthroat
> You are banned! ;_;
> You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:
> tripfag circlejerk
> Your ban was filed on October 24th, 2011, and expires on October 26th, 2011, which is 2 days from now.
> According to our server, your IP is:
> The name you were posting with was Anonymous.
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Goomba Gaiden:
3. Music for good ending
Laurie Burdick aarrrg!! stupid touch keyboard... the candles ddnt .... ddnt feel good on ur butt. ;-)@>-- omgolly gosh
500,500 stir-fries. Nice.
どのような、馬鹿。
Legend of the end of century saviour!
zach efron
I claimed that "music is the universal language" in my SOP
“Playing with friends has never been this easy”
ambulocetus
camaro
Impetigo - Boneyard
| =c
5. Game: Bus Relay Race
18分
Diablo III beta test invitation!
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TartanGolfGrips.com Where the heritage of the past meets the golf grip technology of the future...
OH BY THE WAY, IF ANY ALIENS ARE MONITORING THIS MESSAGE? KISS MY THRUSTERS!
hmmm i think i'm going to go to bed
Japanese traditional four seasons of winter
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When Anakin was a child he had recurring dreams of his grandfather Darth Vader. Worried, Leia sent Han to talk to him as he wouldn't confide in his mother. Anakin then asked his father what happened to Luke's hand. In order to get rid of his nightmares of Darth Vader and explain the story of Luke's mechanical hand Han told Anakin about their adventures during the Galactic Civil War, however instead of putting Luke in the story he used Luke's hand. When Han finished the story Anakin claimed that he was going to be Luke's hand one day and then later went to sleep pitting his hands against his feet.
"Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk." - Russell Cuyler
Lunatic Rave
occupythemoon.org
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I went to that imgur of yours and this illustration was there: ttp://i.imgur.com/MiAo4.jpg
I smiled and even giggled a little.
The base 10 logarithm of what is 0
base 10 l
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she threatens to kill herself sometimes
吹くんだっけ?
ttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=22692510
Dexters dad puts his dick in the vegetable crisper
(07:48:42 PM) Kris: ^_^
(07:49:06 PM) Bob: ;_____;
Kris is typing...
Infinitive Verb
request ,help
every bad things ,destructions happens because of me .
message for request .please request you to at the time ancient ,puranic times ,there may be mistake of one or two persons .mistakes would have been due to bad wisedom or bad fate and could not come out of sins which made sinner .at that time itself mistakes would have rectified and proper steps would have taken for betterment that mistakes should not be repeated .there would have been no bad happenings..
Rituale Romanum
aljumahiriyahalarabiyahallibiyahashshabiyahalishtirakiyahaluzma
Diverse Systems
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Von Neumann architecture
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(◕ ◡ ◕) i need a cigarette and a shit
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100 - 96*cos(100)
x = \frac{-b \pm \sqrt{b^2 - 4ac}}{2a}
Though our style guide hasn't been finalised,
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ギー太、ギュッイーン!!(´∀`)
>>672 Hahaha! They've got Loli Ripe spot on as well
http://drinkify.org/loli%20ripe
a bottle of bucky haha MAD AIN
my pee hole doesn't hurt anymore
I enjoyed explaining to my boss what a chode is
When He Came to Yukumo Village to Relax While Wearing Crossdressing Unicorn Armor He Ended up Getting Raped by Hunters at the Public Hot Springs
>>678
This is almost my double: ttp://img.deepgamers.com/1320796387.jpg
4. How difficult is ALT class for you?
@Very difficult ADifficult BNeutral CEasy DVery easy
H Strong!!
It just goes to show that even the most culturally myopic scrooge can someday become a webcomic-savvy ultratool
Asking computer nerds to design social software is a little bit like hiring a Mormon bartender.
虫葉
σ_б
APOLOGY JUICE IS FROM MY ANUS ERUPTING BOWELS INTO YOU FACE
DO YOU LIKE THIS?
[Trigger Warning: Sensory aversion, OCD, from descriptions of dog food]
Mom seems to be convinced that since I’m highly intelligent, and I’ve used that to get over some of my Autism/Aspergers issues, I can use that to get over all of them. For instance, she wants me to learn to work with and use some dog food I find utterly repulsive without help, and is convinced if I just practice enough I’ll be able to do it. I can’t. I really can’t. I can barely work through it if I absolutely have to, but it’s still a stressful experience. I could somewhat manage dealing with that food when I just had to shake it out of a can into a bowl… but spooning it into the bowl, mooshing it together into a mound, and burying the dog’s pills in it? Shudders.
What do I tell her? She doesn’t seem to believe some things really are that bad for me. Being out in the rain without a raincoat or umbrella. Dealing with this particularly disgusting dog food. Cold. Pain (May also have some Fibral Myalgia to add to the fun with that). She’s been supportive mostly, but she… just doesn’t seem to get it sometimes. There are some things I just can’t work through or learn to cope with or adjust to.
Her excuse is always that I’m “going to have to do this someday.” Generally, the fact is either:
a) I won’t. There’s ways to work around this problem.
OR
b) I will, but if it’s a matter of such urgency that it must be done, I can put up with it enough to manage it ― it’ll be stressful as all get out, but when there aren’t any other practical alternatives, I really don’t have a choice. Doing it every day when I can avoid it accomplishes nothing but putting undue stress on me.
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Keep in mind that their founders will not be at the head of the company forever, so even if you trust Serjey and Larry the future CEOs may be evil assholes.
カァセェダァァァマアアアァァァ
The albums this band is not lacking here. The Ejected The trio is a sound with a fast, simple, but each song sounds like an anthem. Unfortunately lasted a short time, until around 85.
This is the first album, "A Touch of Class" of 1982 launched by Riot City Records. Who has not yet, download urgently! 80's classic!
Autistic Problem #71: People who think you’re really weird or childish when you tell them that you have actually learned a lot about friendship from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Alternatively when they tell you that they find it “disturbing.”
new vocabulary structures to be learned are taught using a combination of translation, gestures, and personalized questions; in step two those structures are used in a spoken class story; and finally, in step three, these same structures are used in a class reading.
It's not just you! http://boards.4chan.org looks down from here.
The album is snappily entitled “9 1/2 Psychedelic Meditations on British Wrestling of the 1970s and Early ‘80s”,
My philosophy is that it's more about the end result than the process.
64GB Crucial M4
Kim Il-sung University
Blackboard this Friday at Contort featuring guest dj agargara (Wakayama). 10pm-3am. Free.
awww i miss peeing in your toilet :(
Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet.
Jews like the fist movie but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn’t count, Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons like the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.
Kami no Kodomo
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This city was not
as magnificient as you thought.
This is a place where all the fears of humans flourish.
This city was not
as magnificient as you thought.
This is a place where all the fears of humans flourish.
Yes. Nobody leaves alive!
yall niggas be fraudin on that gay shit... you on that faggy time cuz's? naw matta fact y'aing my couzin nigga you just a punk ass nukker slangin beanpies to your gay ass nugga boyfriends fag tank
EMOBIZZLE 1 year ago
I could see my aura yesterday!! It did not have the colour that I expected it to, but when I looked up the description it fitted me a lot. Ahh, I am so happy that I could see it. I just need to get better at it and hopefully I will manage to see other people’s auras quickly. It would be very helpful.
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF USELESS SHIT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND DIE! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME IF YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU STUPID FUCK! YOU WASTE SHIT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FUCKING GAME AND USE THE MOST USELESS FUCKING WEAPONS!
NOW I SEE WHY PEOPLE ARE ELITIST ASSHOLES! IT'S TO KEEP USELESS SHITS LIKE YOU AWAY FROM THEM! FUCKING DIE!
Oh ho he is burned burned burned
but today we knew it was time to bring out the anal cannon
(ノ`Д´)ノ ︵ /(.○. \)
The sky is blue, grass is green, water is wet and women are complaining.
Add your own earth shattering wisdom at your convenience.
An athletic lifestyle, focused on football and track, has enabled my former college roommate to develop a tight bubble ass.
i've never tasted come like that before
horsecock
If we’re going to be really technical about it, it would be ‘I identify as kin to elephants, or as an elephant animal-human person.’ in most cases.
Part of the reason the comparison is offensive is because everyone thinks this is a joke, so the people making comparisons are therefor making a mockery of trans. But this is not a joke for us. It is very real. We’re not out-of-control-larpers, or looking to baa about how ‘oppressed’ we are, as everyone keeps harping on about. We really just would like people to please get off our backs about how we’re all not worthy of respect or being treated as people, just because we identify as otherkin. And we’d really like this to stop because it actually does bleed over into the offline world.
Do you think it is not hurtful to read or constantly come up against people railing about you being completely awful and a liar? It is very hurtful. And we get that it is ‘just the internet’. That doesn’t render this kind of stuff from not being hurtful, especially when you think it is how people offline will respond to.
Who do we have to go to for support? Friends, family? No. A lot of the time we have no one. So is it so bad for us to network with each other and hope to help others outside understand where we’re coming from?
We didn’t just pick up the term otherkin because it looked cool and shiny. We happened to find a community of people with the same experiences as us and that community had a word for itself. Otherkin is a way of being, a state of existence, an experience. Not a life style choice, not a game we play. It is just how we are, how we happen to be. Human and non-human at once, inbetween.
I’m not looking to attack you or call you wrong, I just would like to share that perspective with you.
5. Game: "What's the time Mr. Wolf?"
i went out to a restaurant with my mum and her friend from her work for some dinner last night and when the lady asked me what i wanted i said i just wanted skin in a really light voice and then when she gave me my real food i pretended i had no fingers and made my mouth so small and my mum had to feed me my food it was so funny because she was nearly crying and her hand was shaking loads. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
my father was a crazed Vietnam vet who liked fucking children.
The Best Way to Enjoy Your Little Sister's Panties*
>>734 haha wow... that totally wasn't what I was expecting... thank you though
MoheyPori Mohey Pori
Just got massive diabetes from Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash singing
20 Nov
Suicide is Painless
お腹が痛いような、痛くないような、微妙な感じがヤバい!
"Ohh yes... more than okay... it feels so good! Make me even bigger... fill me more... make me huuuge..."
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Dogs and Demons by Alex Kerr.
The first three sentences are grammatically correct but I changed them to sound more natural.
(from /food/)
I want a chocolate Squeeks for Easter.
MPlayer has a problem showing the right color for some of the text in the boxes that show cellphone messages.
The text becomes unreadable in most of those situations.
Checked it against other common players and it seems to only affect MPlayer (from the tested ones).
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日の岬国民宿舎 日の岬シティーホテル
spinach
( ˃ Д˂)
olive olive you olives
Hematochezia
…”religious privilege”
OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. I’m TOTALLY PRIVILEGED for having God live in my head and invoking fictional entities! OBVIOUSLY.
Obviously everyone in society does that! And that totally doesn’t get you considered fucking batshit.
Seriously, if you’re in the US (and I’m fairly certain large swaths of Europe but I’m less confident of the cultural landscape there) it’s Christianity that’s privileged and claiming it’s “religion” that’s privileged is EXACTLY WHAT WE’RE PISSED ABOUT.
Actually though
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The “sitting in front of a screen for five hours might be dangerous you should be safe!” shit is really not okay.
Because like.
My parents would go use that shit to justify, you know, stealing my computer. Or other such “YOU NEED TO DO HEALTHY THINGS” which. Funnily enough. Made me depressed and shit.
Which isn’t healthy.
So like.
Yeah.
How the fuck are you supposed to “be safe” about your children’s choices of what to do without fucking abusing them. Oh right these people want you to abuse your children eughh.
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Oh Boy!! Rachel looks sooooo 'SWEET' & SEXY....WOW!! she can 'pull' me any day,lol.
I had sex with a feminist last thanksgiving. When I was about to penetrate her, confetti shot out of her vagina and I got a prize for being the 10,000th customer.
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Second comparison: Modern civilization rejects polygamy as unwise and disadvantageous to social life, even though if the purpose of marriage were sexual gratification, polygamy would be a lawful way to realize it. The Qur’an permits a man to have more than one wife under certain circumstances. However, as observed even in animals and plants, the purpose for and wisdom in sexual relations is reproduction. The resulting pleasure is a small payment determined by Divine Mercy to realize this duty. Marriage is for reproduction and perpetuation of the species. Being able to give birth at most once a year, to become pregnant during half of a month, and entering menopause around 50, one woman is usually insufficient for a man, who can sometimes impregnate even until the age of 100. That is why, in most cases, modern civilization tolerates prostitution.
>>773 side thing here:
Why can't I seem to find an Islamic legal scholar online who isn't completely goddamn nuts
Had to sort through truthers, Jewish/Freemason conspiracy theorists ZamZam water retailers, rape apologists, and just general nuts
Weird
Encounter same thing generally with Christians online, too
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maybe all this cynicism will eventually crush me though
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I heard that canadian snow is haram because we have distilleries in the country that evaporate alcohol leaving the falling slow ladden with alcohol. So what must one do to protect their faith?
Even Cute Little Dorkies Need Discipline.
( ´ω`)
i do indeed
i've got bandages, lubricant and a look in my eye that says ''i'm a dirty girl''
what more do we need
7: I want some privacy, can you get out of my house?
you've been looking at too many vaginas i think my darling
More thoughts on my identity.
I’ve always felt… I guess a baseline connection with cats and birds. More strongly than other animals. I get phantom limbs and have mannerisms of both animals.
But my badgermole side is… more than that. It’s less specific and more… all-encompassing than simply “hawk” or “housecat”. I want to live where they live; I want their senses, their claws, their SIZE. I’ve dreamed of tunneling. Although I have no particular longing for the Avatar!verse, I would rather be surrounded by dirt.
It’s a very intense feeling, and I’ve only had it a couple of weeks. (Maybe? I forget.)
I feel like I’m lying when I give my kintype, but it’s just. So much more complex than one or two words, y’know?
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^ me and my sex eyes
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INDIA IS GANDUSTAN
BUDUSTAN
INDIA IS BAD STAN
INDIA IS DIRTYSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS CHOODOSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS PHUDUSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS LOLSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS BONDSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS ZALEELISTAN
HINDUSTAN IS GUTTURSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS FUCKISTAN
HINDUSTAN IS MAAROSTAN
HINDUSTAN IS PHUDYSTAN
PHUDY HINDUSTAN CHOOD DAALO ISKO
I HAVE CHORTLES!
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We muslims know that Islam is the only true religion, And people from other religions dont agree with us, thats why most of our rulings, to them are considered brutal and barbaric. Because they know that by commiting and implementing of such rulings will stop them from fullfiling their filthy pleasures.
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(The irony that Barracuda feels that DQN is fine is not lost on me)
sometimes it goes a bit funny here if the weather is wild because there's a cable stupidly placed across a river down the road and our neighbours are really dumb and occasionally cut the cables
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Claro! Ate o abraham lincoln dizia isso
Que as pessoas nao fazem nada para o bem dos outros, ha sempre outra razao
I had a dream where I got raped by Venom. Very detailed. Better than a high definition YouTube video. I remember and felt everything.
At the end I got to “kill” him with help of another girl he was raping.
It was a horrible, horrible dream.
dozo yuroshku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking of a provocation plan
RoxyPaw from dA is still banned.
That’s how “helpful” the dA HelpDesk been:
http://support.deviantart.com/requests/253327#/satisfaction
Thanks to a certain person and her shittyfuck watchers an innocent person has been punished, while the malicious people still hop around happily.
And it’s not the first time it happened, Swiblet was banned several times due to one of the shittyfuck people in the EXACT same way as Roxy.
It’s comfortable to block people and lead to getting them banned isn’t it, you twats…? No you didn’t “ban” the people… you made a mess SO they WILL GET banned…
Seriously…how mature are you…?
Now to the provocation plan… (since I know only Meg reads this XD;)
I’m planning to make a fake account and attempt to “steal” my artwork from Crow1992… THEN wait…and see if anyone…ANYONE will respond…
I’m really curious…even willing to kill my Cookiemaster666 mail xD;
Oh well! If you knew a wee bit about biology, I’m sure you wouldn’t have said that it is something biological.
People who hate guys don’t do so because mummy does, or because they can, they are way more well informed than those who support gays because it is the in trend. Since former get attacked all the time by some pro-gay git who’d reply to the argument by saying that they shouldn’t be allowed to live.
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There are many ways to call demons and some of them allow for physical manifestation, which is the best way to have a demon appear. Do not attempt any of this if you believe in god or any monotheistic deity or have any association with a monotheistic religion or the demons I refer to will kill you.
Demons are not only powerful as heck, but are very useful tools for a warrior. Nothing good can come of this, so if this is attempted, you can only use this power for evil. The most notable uses are for killing and creating disasters.
My source of information comes from The Inugan Prophecy and it's 160+ summonings for destruction. The book is a Demonic Gnostic Text, probably from the deepest pit of Hell since the entire book obsesses about absolute power, how to obtain it and abuse it. There are no moral codes on how the power should be used, so it's the best path to enslaving demonic forces. This spell has worked very good at controlling demons in Hell and does just as good on any malevolent spirits and astral ETs.
My Little Sister's Best Friend Can't Be This Tight
-"vice minister"
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What's peculiar is that you equate malleable taste in entertainment, and potential derision from people who do not share the same tastes, with the systematic oppression of peoples based on the social construct into which they were born. No one has ever been denied life, liberty, equality, or even happiness due to their fondness for this television show, while people at this moment suffer from this and more merely because of the color of their skin, including in societies that have claimed to banish this boogieman. By saying they are one and the same you are inherently devaluing the hardships of the latter and aid in the denial of its existence.
You are literally saying that a person thinking your leisure activity is childish is similar to the vast inherited economic and social structures that exist that keep many people in poverty.
This idea, which you've constructed to rationalize your toys while obviously not considering its ramifications, disgusts me. Much, much more than any I feel for your enjoyment of a particular television show.
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Anime feelings all over.
I cried last night at the Fuko arc of Clannad, very very much.
Now I’m watching the Kotomi arc in school and I need to restrain myself big time from crying.
euuuuuuuuuuugh i’m so sad
Stop trying to defile the name of the Prophet (pbuh) by saying he married a 6 year old girl.
It’s a myth; a fallacy. I’m sick of seeing it, and I’m sick of people not pointing it out.
>Stop trying to defile the name of the Prophet (pbuh) by saying he married a 6 year old girl.
She was actually 9!
Hello, hello, as you can see, I'm quite new here. Very new.
I'm probably aware that most you here are not doctors (or something of that matter.), but is there a way you can guarantee that you have Asperger's? I have been pondering if I have this for quite a while now...but not really sure if I have it.
This is what makes me think I have Asperger's:
I can never maintain eye contact for more than a second. Never.
I'd rather fling myself down a flight of stairs than asking someone for something.
Building on top of that, I would make my friends ask someone.
I feel like I stand out more than I do.
I'm really Obsessive Compulsive.
Irony and puns confuse me, like, I can't tell if something is irony or a pun.
My temperament is INFP.
I have a hard time talking to people, even on the internet.
Currently obsessed with Japanese Mythology and mythical creatures.
I zone out a lot more than I should, even during a conversation.
When I like a song, I play it repetitively.
I have a hard time talking to people I don't know.
I have one of those "days" when I barely utter a word to anyone.
Easily distracted.
Typos bother me.
Eugh, so many things. So, I would ask my doctor about this, but I'm too shy to ask. Embarassed And if I ask my parents about this, it'll most likely lead to long discussions and denial. Maybe.
So..any suggestions.?
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I want to be the best
There ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah that's my cause
YO: [Speaking English] No way! I'm straight! [In Japanese] I think it's just a misunderstanding. I might've said I was working on the "GameBoy," and they heard "Gay Boy." [Laughs]
There was also something about stealing antiquities from some Andes culture causing all this, but that’s not the point.
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alcohol
BlondeJenny: would you like to welcome me?
fuckmehardxo: like how ??::d
BlondeJenny: like show me around
BlondeJenny: ;)
BlondeJenny: like giving a tip:)
BlondeJenny: ?
BlondeJenny: jst ecause your nice
Trained Matthew: hiya jenny, do you like depeche mode?
fuckmehardxo: i would take a trip down .... i am gonna stop i would but i have no cam !!!:(
BlondeJenny: yes i like depeche mode
Trained Matthew: oh cool
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BlondeJenny: would you like to listen together nsome music in pv?
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Each episode of From The Basement features performances from several musical artists. The first podcast episode of the series featured Thom Yorke on the piano performing songs from the then upcoming Radiohead album In Rainbows, alongside performanc
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“I’ve given them some advice so during the next 25 mins you’re going to be asked for:
• 11 boxes of Golden Grahams
• a tin of sardines in brine
• a tin of mackerel in tomato sauce
• that DVD of Jethro the Cornish Comedian
• a bag of coal
• a bag of kindling
• a bag of peat briquettes
• tinned mackerels in sardines
• the eponymously titled debut album by Suicide – you know the one with Frankie Teardrop on it
• a sachet of optimism
…and a Solero, you great big nincompoop.”
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im sorry but if you honestly believe that falling in love with someone you met online is impossible and that if you love someone online it’s not true love you have instantly lost a lot of respect from me
You say you don't have fecal bacteria in your vagina? Oh, ho, ho, yes you DO!
charles = 0bama...
he's fat because he sucked 100,000 muslim cocks all his life. lol
runsaber1 2 weeks ago
Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
Days go by as I try to man up and read SICP.
anonygoo_RRSecond_Wife
I wish I could roll around in all of it while slowly started to take tiny bites.. Eventually I'd just start violently devouring all the money until I die.
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I wanna start eating hard boiled eggs in the AM. I think I'll squirt a little low calorie mayonnaise in my mouth too - I call it a mayonegg!
Mossad agents filming the drama amid “evident Jewbilation,” put options deals that made hundred$ of millions, traced to Mossad HQ in Yisrael, and 60,000 or so Jews absent from their workstations at the WTC on the day, says Jews did it!
Hence the wars against the Moslem world, in alleged retaliation, are illegal and unjust, as well abortion is genocide .. so there is plenty for real Moslems to go on with!
somari
926 is a wonderful number.
NASAVoyager2 NASAVoyager2
I am currently 13 hrs 35 mins 44 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2011:361:2L)
Korea deserves ownership of Japan's lands. Japan has been cruel to Korea for ages and it should be rectified.
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Cameltoes! LOL!!!!!! Hahahahahahhaa! Never heard that one before! Your pic is stunning KQ :)
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How do you know what he does with his money?! You are one of those ignorant people who just believes what you want to hear because you are worried to accept the truth. That is WEAK. Did you not pay any attention to this video! Money in its current form known as 'credit' is WORTHLESS. So tell me what the point of him 'donating' money is when it is all stolen by this central elitist group (The Illuminati families). No offence mate but you don't know shit, just fucking look stuff up
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< LoonixMoNk> spacejunk is right
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"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
This negative use of your ass seems to be the most common
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I love Eminem, even though I call him Marshy. :P
His music, man, it gives me life.
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Cocteau - The Blood of a Poet
(yes, that is me)
>>902
I thought you were a girl at first (and admittedly got a little excited) then my eyes rolled down a bit...
My Girlfriend Is a He*
faggots No no! 'E's pining!
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I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.
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everyone can see that it is an orange ball. it is also to big for a pregnent womens stomach. u ar a fibber and u look rediculas
You cannot move a folder into itself.
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"For some men, prostate stimulation produces an orgasm that they describe as 'deeper,' more global and intense, longer-lasting, and associated with greater feelings of ecstasy than orgasm elicited by penile stimulation only."
A 25-year-old engineer in Puy-en-Velay, France was sentenced on Tuesday to one year in prison, as well as court-ordered therapy, by a three-judge tribunal for possession and distribution of images of child pornography. According to the court, he had collected "pornographic" Japanese manga featuring sexually abused female characters, six to eight years old, on his computer and shared the manga on the Internet.
The authorities had interrogated him about an Internet forum post in which he wrote, "We're recruiting female members, 12 years old or younger." The man asserted that the post was a joke, and his lawyer added that the defendant is a social recluse.
One of the judges asked the suspect, "When you see a girl six to eight years old being raped, don't you think there's something wrong?" He responded, "If you had read my psychiatric report, I don't imagine myself in the place of the rapist, but rather in the girl's." The judge replied back, "You're very intelligent. The doctor only reported what you told him. Me, I don't believe a word of what you are saying."
The convicted man has been barred from any activity that has regular contact with minors and will be registered on the national sexual offenders' list.
I lived in the country, where there weren't many women, and though you're still a kid, inside you feel a man's feeling, and there was no way to relieve this feeling. So the idea, not mine but a real intelligent friend of mine's, of relieving ourselves with, to make love with ... how do I say this? With pumpkins. Pumpkins. Warm, soft, damp, with seeds inside, so round -- and we would -- toom ta toom -- help me find the words, Father -- we relieved ourselves with these pumpkins.
Me too. But man, it's still a struggle actually. I bought a new laptop and installed Ubuntu. Of course, sleep/wakeup doesn't work (just crashes the laptop). But I like the fights, the struggle!
Like you, I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I tell Linux, "come here baby". Then she smiles and sits on my lap, looks me in the eye and then slaps me in the face. She says, hand raised again: "you like that, huh bitch?" Teary-eyed, I stammer, "yes, Linux, I like that." Then she slaps me again, two or three times, while saying: "What about this?" slaps "And this, you goddamn pussy!"
And then Ubuntu upgrades the kernel, and my WiFi no longer works. The pain is now in a whole new dimension. But as you said, it's a struggle, but it's worth it.
Marvellous
>>919 The judge replied back, "You're very intelligent. The doctor only reported what you told him. Me, I don't believe a word of what you are saying. m00t wishes to be the little girl. There is one and only one m00t. I know m00t. m00t is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no m00t."
The convicted man has been barred from any activity that has regular contact with minors other than Boxxy and W. T. Snacks and will be registered on the 4chan IRC channel.
and i'll suck your lovely willy
and ride you
and and and moan
and you can come where you want
I tried to off using my butt, but it just ended up hurting a lot and I felt no pleasure at all. What is all this about a 'prosate' oragsim? I don't get it.
There's nothing wrong with so-called child love. You're speaking from a shallow, closed-minded worldview. If you had done any research, you'd see that it is a fundamental part of society and people do better, rather than worse, with it. When I was 12 years old I had several sexual experiences with men far above my age. But did these ruin me? Give me mental illnesses? Ruin my life? No, in fact I'd argue that they made it easier for me to live in modern America. They taught me healthy sexual practices and helped ease my tensions. When I had my first boyfriend three years later I brought the knowledge I gained during my early sexual experience to our relationship and with it we had a long, successful, and SAFE relationship. Years from now, when I adopt a son of my own, I'd like to introduce him to sexuality as early on as I feel suitable.
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It’s so weird to find out that when you play a certain character that you really are what they are. And what I mean is you don’t BECOME the character, you already were the character from the start. I get angry and depressed and over my art at times, then I see someone really good but acts like they are crappy. I envy them so for their talent. I use my jealousy to motivate myself to get better and to stand next to them and say “yes, I can be good like you despite what you think of your own art.”
I really am Parsee Mizuhashi….
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let’s make this a clean match. no hair pulling, eye gouging, or penis.
I would fucking kill you you ass wipe dick cunt fuck you take it in the ass from your mom shit head! your really not funny you know that hey guess what there are people on my side you mentally retardid cancer fag you want proof go go ask kids NO ONE likes fucking jap music you stupid pancake face dink.
[from someone who took offence to my little pony used in a cardcaptor sakura parody]
Our Moon makes Earth a more livable planet by moderating our home planet's wobble on its axis, leading to a relatively stable climate, and creating a rhythm that has guided humans for thousands of years. The Moon was likely formed after a Mars-sized body collided with Earth and the debris formed into the most prominent feature in our night sky
we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
madoka a shit
touhou a shit
which 2hu fuck
fuck you're waifu
buttautism
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are you frustrated?
/jp/sies
the pleasure of being cummed inside
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don't think, feel and you'll be tanasinn
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/polecat kebabs/
sup mugi
install gentoo
being meguca is suffering
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read SICP
if it ain't lisp, it's crap
Abelson stole the precious MIT course
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fuck you fagstorm
[07:09] <+grey> ?rape
[07:09] <+Macbot> lynxz : uncut can rape without lube !
[07:09] <+grey> Hunh
[07:09] <+grey> ?rape
[07:09] <+Macbot> Rape on Rails
[07:09] <+grey> OW
[07:09] <+grey> ?rails
[07:09] <+Macbot> is ruby on rails different to ruby
[07:09] <+grey> ?rubby on rails
[07:09] <+Macbot> rubby rubby
[07:09] <+grey> Sounds like a porno for ruby coders.
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
The 2012 event will take place from the 24th to the 27th of August (the UK Bank Holiday weekend) at the Hilton Metropole Hotel, in Birmingham. Barring unforseen circumstances, the Man Himself will be in attendance.
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/saovq/ sent me a box of chocolate chip cookies, but the chocolate was really poop :(
fu*k yo* saovq, fu*k yo* >:(
There are an awful lot of 4chan (/jp/?) references here lately.
(I wrote this message then cut/pasted it to/from my X buffer so I could keep in theme with the thread)
well, your bum hole smelled a bit bummy when i was doing stuff with it
http://www.amazon.com/Homeless-Schizophrenic-Hallucinates-James-Ruth/dp/0595362109/ the most depressing author blurb I ever read...
Why 'Doomsday' may not be too far
Hindustan Times - all 666 related »
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they aren't TRUNEETS
They're just normal fags in denial
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True
Otaku
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Only the coolest of the cool are allowed in!
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so i here this site is where you make teh memes?
im an otaku, show me otaku memes xD
Question to discuss:
do you think nose studs are attractive on girls?
You: Yeah.
You: It gives them that ratty look, like they're trying to be cute and ironically cute at the same time.
You: In reality I could punch any girl who wore those in the face, but nonetheless they are rather endearing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sqrt(cos(x))cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
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Server issues today were 100% related to an operating system upgrade (Mac OS X 10.7 Lion) gone wrong, and has absolutely nothing to do with CloudFlare. The CloudFlare pages you see are cached versions that only show when the backend servers (our servers, a Mac Mini cluster) go down. Every single CloudFlare error in the past month has been on our end―not theirs.
I think it's finally time we ditch Darwin for Windows Server 2008.
> Mac Mini cluster
Jesus Christ they're running busy-ass servers with laptop parts? Hot diggity I don't know what to say about that.
I mean that literally. I don't have a goddamn fucking clue whether that is okay.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
That’s Andy Samberg in the Jizz in my Pants music video……
no it’s not it’s someone dying while having an MRI scan
No, you moron. It is him in a video. Look it up.
no you’re wrong this is an MRI scan
It’s a motherfucking music video. Jizz in my Pants. Look at it, he’s wearing a black shirt and there’s a streetlight in the background. Why would a patient in an MRI machine ever be wearing that, and why would the lighting ever be like that? It’s Andy Samberg, you were wrong, get over it.
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Evan Lee meets fake tits Claudia Marie at a hotel bar and pretends to be a Chinese exchange student. Pretending that he can't speak English he charms the silicone slut into going back to his room. Once there he pounds the whore and delivers THREE big cumshots to her tits, ass, and mouth before revealing that he's from California and throwing the giant udder prostitute out of his room!
In Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, our main character, his sister, and his devoted stalker all wear old-fashioned kimono. But not just kimono, vintage and seasonally appropriate designs from the early 20th century. The accessories are no exception: the author will knot the obi differently on different occasions, and always matches the characters up with classic outerwear in winter, like Inverness coats and kakusode gaitou. If you know much about traditional Japanese clothing, it can be quite the sight to behold.
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Orpheus is the project codename for a performance premiering in February 2012, a unique theatrical experience that puts you, the audience member, at the center of the story.
You saved my life with this one. I'm a graphic designer, and I'm always on here looking for sounds for flash movies and the like, but this one was for my 1-month-old son. Running bathwater is one of the things that really calms him, and I was really hoping I wouldn't be running our faucet 6 times a day. A big file like this is awesome, because I don't have to loop it, and I can put it on a CD for my wife!! Thanks, you have no idea how much this will help.
Samurai Boy
what I told you penis? stop to pick my youtube's videos!!!!!!!!!
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"Lamar Smith has a royal flush and few people know it.
SOPA may pass. It may not. He doesn't care, and it doesn't matter. The MPAA and RIAA started working on their legislative strategy to pass a new anti-piracy bill in late 2010. SOPA was designed to raise the noise. Everyone is playing right into the entertainment industries hand. The lobbyists are laughing manically at the ignorance of the mob. Even Wikipedia and reddit have played into it.
What people don't know about is the ace: H.R.1981, the Protecting Children From Internet Pornographers Act of 2011 which is lying in wait. It's not complete. You see, PCIP is not contestable because it's about protecting children. They can, and very well might, copy and paste the full text of SOPA to the end of PCIP. That's the backup. That's the deal that was struck with entertainment industry lobbyists. We will try to push this anti-piracy bill. It probably won't work. Don't worry, we can pass it under an anti-child pornography bill.
There are two things which no Congressman will risk supporting: terrorism and child pornography. There can be no opposition, no discussion. Any anti-piracy law can ALWAYS be reframed as an anti-child pornography bill and it will pass, without even discussion. It will have the full support of the House (minus Ron Paul), the full support of the Senate, and most importantly the full support of the American people. NO ONE wants to risk being called a pedophile."
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4ch is the perfect place for anything except you, putrid, vile fur-covered scum. Even 4ch has standards and you fall far, far below them. Your existence makes the world a far worse place. You're a worthless, unfunny leech with a consumerist, directionless life, and your egotistical delusions of wit are so removed from reality that I would pity you if I didn't loathe your foul guts. Comparing you to a cockroach would be too great a compliment. Nobody will ever truly love you. If you wish to redeem even an ounce of your pride, take your filthy posts and custom-baked tripcode in which you take so much sad pride and leave the internet forever.
>WNxOddJob posted:
>I've already said I don't have a job. We have food stamps, energy assistance, ect. In the end, if I get a job, my increased income lowers our foodstamps, and the need for daycare (Which the state only covers part of) would end up meaning we are -worse- off for it, as the only job I could probably get as a student in town would be fast food, part time.
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>Pictures DO NOTE WE ARE CLEANING AND THESE WERE TAKEN NOW, RIGHT NOW, SO STUFF IS BEING TORN APART, SORTED THROUGH, THROWN AWAY, ECT: http://imgur.com/a/OEeT2
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>I'm not saying it's not our fault. In fact, I agree, our house is a mess. A bad mess? Sure, probably. A dangerous instant take away kids mess? I don't personally think so. A warning would have sufficed to get us to clean.
Jesus christ you kept kids in that place?
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