ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward (89)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 23:50

A girl touched >>0 's penis for the first time ever and he instantly ejaculated and loudly farted.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6429 00:05

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1276603787/l50 surely? i'm sure this very post was used

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 04:07

>>2 did all the work I don't need to explain why he's socially awkward

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 13:04

>>3 Did you make this thread again purely for the sake of making that joke?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 18:46

>>4 lot of noobs we're getting this September, ayup.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 07:07

>>5 holds doors open without checking if anyone is behind him, adding an average of 37 minutes to his daily commute.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:19

>>6 always stares at the ground in fear someone will make eye contact with him.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:45

>>7 walks around with his eyes closed because he feels uncomfortable staring at the ground.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:55

>>8 is also >>1-999. He talks to himself because nobody else will.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 11:10

>>9 is a NEET because he's too shy to go to any job interviews.

11 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6556 11:18

>>10 is talking to himself. And I'm also talking to >>10, because I'm >>10's fursona.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:14

>>11's fursona has Asperger's Syndrome.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 12:50

>>12 wants to show you his Pokeymans.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 17:41

>>13 likes you more than you can possibly imagine, yet will never reveal this.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 18:58

>>1-14 are projecting

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 20:42

>>15 isn't

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 02:00

>>16 is painfully laconic.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 16:14

>>17 loves the sound of his own voice.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 18:24

http://twitter.com/#!/KujibikiRumble

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 07:48

>>19 communicates exclusively via CTRL+V.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 15:49

>>20 doesn't know about killing and yanking.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 17:25

>>21 knows you can't spell "evil" without "vi."

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:00

>>22 is fiercely pro-free software and pro-GNU, and has faced persecution for it among his peers.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:03

>>22 has food stuck in his Unix beard.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 09:07

>>24 is too socially awkward to make eye contact with >>23.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:06

>>25 likes to quote from YouTube Poop memes.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:19

Every social event >>26 has attended within the last year have been furry conventions.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 23:10

>>27 Had a heart attack, and had to be rushed to the E.R. when his mask fell off at that furry convention.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:05

>>28 is Brian Peppers.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 08:51

>>29 is Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 09:30

>>30 has spent the past five years perfecting his hand-drawn cartoon fan series of Sealab 2021. Nobody has ever heard of it, because he refuses to upload it to any online video platform (their TOS are too restrictive) and is too shy to show it to either of his friends.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:54

>>31 is a panda. That species is known for its shyness.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:40

>>32's sole social interaction consists of trolling /DQN/ by pretending to misunderstand which thread he's posting in.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:22

>>33 is a DQN poster.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 08:04

>>34 is the main character of every hikikomori anime ever.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:33

>>35 has watched every hikikomori anime ever.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:43

>>36 behaves like a character in his favourite hikikomori anime.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:47

>>37 has a 2D complex.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 18:40

>>38 is a fat, ugly-ass dude who likes to cosplay as his favorite loli female anime character.

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