( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My teeth hurt and I don't know why. I take proper care of them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry, >>143. No matter how well you take care of your teeth, complete absence of dental pain for life is probably a rare occurrence. I myself thought my dental care adequate right up until I got my first cavities at age 23 (largely from stupid habits I had formed and rid myself of years before). Alas, enamel damage is cumulative.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don’t have a dental plan.
Change is occurring, and I don't like it. I might have to go hide somewhere even more remote and neglected.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having a boyfriend who would want to nap on you after an awful day, while you pet his head and/or rub his back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never carried out and been w.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never found my second mitten since that fateful fourth birthday party.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I once found some kids mitten at a birthday party. I never got to return it.
>>146
I recommend a small dog or perhaps a cat if you can get a friendly one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People trying to trick me into being tanasinn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because it's "too hot".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because "I'm only 13".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abandoned forums, guestbooks, mailing lists, e-mail inboxes, et cetera, now populated only by spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most of them hawking illegal things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Images of you-know-what in you-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dying relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't figure out what that captcha letter that looks like an r but isn't is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working on the weekends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though I had nothing else to do anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My perfectionism is holding me back from doing the things I love.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though you can love someone without their permission, not having your feelings reciprocated might wear you out and make you feel abysmal abysmal and worthless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not noticing a mistake in your post until it's too late.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This applies to mistakes in life in general, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) accidentally dropping your summer sausage.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing photos of me I don't remember being taken
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bullies
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only getting four hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting 11 hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But waking up every hour to get sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to look after the dog, so I can't masturbate.
>>170
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My penis is pretty small, and I often give him these little sausage things as treats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Basically, I'm scared he'll bite my dick off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When you hug someone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) before remembering you hate being touched by anyone you’re not mutually sexually attracted to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and that category includes nobody, not even yourself.
>>172
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm more or less the same.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only person I'd want to be physically touched by is my waifu, and that isn't going to happen any time soon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Worrying that the person you like hates physical contact like the posters above, and that by being physically affectionate towards them you'll make them feel uncomfortable rather than loved.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking it a little further and liking physical contact, but being overwhelmed by that part of the brain that gets you all worried about motives and your self-worth and other such things, rendering the whole experience unenjoyable and uncomfortable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neuroticism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to take things very slowly with physical intimacy and to be patient in general, since you really do care about the person you like and you want to minimise the uncomfortableness and maximise the warm and fuzzy feelings, and you're not going to demand that they do things that make them feel bad... and knowing that it might not be enough, that they might not be able to trust you, or even that maybe they don't even want to trust you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with people without needing them to give you much in return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People staying at your house for too long. Being afraid to tell them to go away, because you just want to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still kinda missing that person who savagely broke your heart over a decade ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The douchebag upstairs moving furniture at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This sofa is really heavy, but it needs moving today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope I don't wake up the guy downstairs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The buy below me is moving what sounds like furniture...late at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe the guy below him and myself could go teach him a lesson.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a stomachache.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deciding you need a short break from DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never coming back
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to disappear.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this heat wave done fried my brains
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not getting the hint the first time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then feeling like a big idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running while there's a record breaking heat wave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing how you're not on the same level as your peers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing your former peers are now light-years ahead of you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I simply cannot beat this game.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never beat lunatic modo
>>191
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing that a former jock from your high school co-authored a research paper in quantum physics, while you're still an undergrad―then discovering it's his third publication in a peer-reviewed natural science journal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being refused entrance to the final exam because you attended one fewer lecture than the required number.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Several of my favourite threads have died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretty much all my favorite threads died a long time ago and I’m the only one who keeps bumping them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I’m really only still here for this and Post Happy Things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This isn't going to be a popular opinion with the crowd that’s around now, but many of the threads that characterize DQN now really belong on other boards. Yes, they are lonely, but keeping them here is contributing to that problem.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am aware of the hypocrisy. Pardon me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't let my dog sleep in my bed tonight because she rolled in fox shit and now she smells really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Really, really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's outside my door right now, trying to push the door open with her nose.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never ending, day long migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to rip my head off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life carries as much meaning as the grain of rice I just ate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It tasted pretty good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've masturbated four times now, but it's still not going down...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have no friends, no love, and no goals.
( ˃ ヮ˂ ) Time to live however the fuck I want.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) five new posts in the past week on my favorite long-abandoned porn imageboard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all of them between some guy being a PC nazi and another guy being an absolutely insensitive cock.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people posting about cocaine on /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) …the sun might be up, but my head is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lazy Sunday mornings where you don't want to do anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...only you have no choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of my favourite internet content creators have posted anything new recently.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work even though it's Sunday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No cocaine.
>>200
I don't like advocating drugs, but I believe that various substances related to ergotamines have a lot of potential in curing cluster headaches and probably also migraines. You'd do well to research them, and then take some LSD!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 12kbps internet speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not even being throttled.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're already in a relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching someone try and fit in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They just get ignored.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You find them all revolting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting ... to bisexual males only.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one girl has ever found me attractive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was hideous on the outside and on the inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried driving a while ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was too weak to push the brakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicable pain in your arm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could be sleeping right now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh great, that idiot fucker from /jp/ has discovered the other textboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish that there could be a third, even MORE secret area to post on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's pathetic to be in tears over this, isn't it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting emoticon in a themed thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unwanted people showing up at your apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone on youtube just told me to kill myself because I made a self-deprecating joke and he told it seriously. That kind of pisses me off for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/48 OH COME ON! I CLEARLY POSTED IN THE LATEST MUSIC THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are not an Elitist, >>231, please leave the Elitist Superstructure the hell alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yes, yes you could just ignore it.
>>234
Perhaps he's a holdover from the time when this was the Immaturity Mansion of DQN. If so, he can hardly be taken to task for his lack of l33t.
>>232 Thanks, you might be interested to know my name is a pokémon reference - the old man glitch to duplicate the 6th item in your backpack in red and blue
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids