( ß -ß) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ß -ß) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ß -ß) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.
( ß -ß) Women
( ß -ß) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.
( ß -ß) Reddit and people who use it
( ß -ß) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.
( ß -ß) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.
( ß -ß) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!
( ß -ß) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.
( ß -ß) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.
( ß -ß) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.
( ß -ß) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.
( ß -ß) It's raining again.
( ß -ß) Again.
( ß -ß) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.
( ß -ß) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.
( ß -ß) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn
( ß -ß) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.
( ß -ß) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.
( ß -ß) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.
( ß -ß) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular
( ß -ß) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)
>>63
( ˃ „D˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!
( ß -ß) Being off-topic.
( ß -ß) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ß -ß) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.
>>61,65
( ß ƒŽß) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ß -ß) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.
OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...
( ß -ß) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.
( ß -ß) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ß -ß) She makes it seem like she loves me still...
>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ß -ß) That is actually a thing.
It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ß -ß) Those feels...
( ß -ß) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".
( ß -ß) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.
( ß -ß) Sad, slow violin music.
( ß -ß) I'm transethnic
( ß -ß) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ß -ß) He was a transsister.
>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.
Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?
>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.
( ß -ß) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.
>>77
( ß -ß) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.
( ß -ß) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ß -ß) He was a sociology professor.
( ß -ß) Crumbs in my bed
( ß -ß) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...
( ß - ß ) Child
(ß- ^ ) Sexual
( ß - ß ) Molestation
( ß -ß) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.
( ß -ß) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ß -ß) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ß -ß) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.
( ß -ß) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.
( ß -ß) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ß -ß) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.
( ß -ß) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.
( ß -ß) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.
( ß -ß) Slow torrents
( ß -ß) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.
( ß -ß) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.
( ß -ß) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)
( ß -ß) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.
( ß -ß) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.
( ß -ß) My thread died.
( ß -ß) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.
( ß -ß) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.
( ß -ß) I didn't sleep tonight
>>101
( ß -ß) I didn't sleep tonight either, as I'm not a time traveller. I did sleep last night, but am still quite sleepy. Not sure if that's due to insufficient sleep or the heat levels, or both.
( ß -ß) Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
(* ß ₍-₎ ß) Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep. Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep.
( ß -ß) That lovely website that formed a big part of my childhood.
( ß -ß) The one which I visited almost religiously, awaiting updates.
( ß -ß) It's dead and it isn't coming back.
( ß -ß) Whoops, I seem to have ended up falling in love with him.
( ß -ß) This is only a sad post because I've really messed up and I'm afraid that I might have lost him forever. Not giving up just yet, though.
( ß -ß) I tried to remain empirical by telling her I had no opinion either way as to whether she was a whore, but she took that negatively.
( ß -ß) I only have myself to blame.
( ß -ß) Sluts.
>>108
She's only objectively a whore if she has sex for money.
( ß -ß) I'm going to be empty for the rest of my life. Nothing can fill this hole inside me.
( ß -ß) My ex-girlfriend posting about her new girlfriend on /dqn/.
( ß -ß) The light bulb in my lamp died.
( ß -ß) Replacing fluorescent bulbs is expensive.
>>111 I think if my ex went to the same places on the internet I went to, I'd stop going for a while. Unless you're like, a cuckold, or something.
>>112
( ß -ß) I don't want to quit DQN, it's my favorite website.
( ß -ß) I don't want to hear about that other stuff either though.
( ß -ß) My website is coming up on a 9th anniversary.
( ß -ß) I keep telling myself I'm going to do something with it some day, but realistically...
( ß -ß) I woke up at 3 and none of my friends are online
( ß -ß) My plastic honey bottle has sprung a small leak sometime after I put it in a hot water bath last week in order to re-liquefy the crystallized honey. No matter which way up I put it on the shelf, it always seems to stand in a small puddle of honey the next day. And yet I can't find any holes oozing honey when I squeeze it.
( ß -ß) Humidity.
( ß -ß) Again.
>>111 That must be awkward! I have this ex who lurks all the same sites and boards and IRC channels as I do, and despite being dumped still hangs out on them. It is so weird.
( ß -ß) I was going to wait until I could see my friend to admit that I've had a crush on them for a while, but they just got together with someone else.
( ß -ß) If their trip hadn't been postponed this might not have happened, and now I feel really stupid for not acting on my feelings sooner.
( ß -ß) powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
( ß -ß) raw beef left in a Tupperware box in the fridge for a month
( ß -ß) I am the only one posting in /nihongo/ since over three days ago.
( ß -ß) So ronery.
( ß -ß) If you are bound and determined to be unhappy, you will succeed.
( ß -ß) But there is no such guarantee for happiness.
( ß -ß) Writing a bunch of crap in C for a microcontroller - realize I was in French-English mode and all the symbols are wrong.
( ß -ß) Getting fed up less than a minute after starting to clean the room.
( ß -ß) Menstruation
( ß -ß) Living life in 3D
( ß -ß) Your best friend is only using you for sex.
( ß -ß) You are pathetic.
( ß -ß) I don't have a best friend.
( ß -ß) Being worried that someone you care about might commit suicide.
( ß °ß) I'll love you, okay?
>>128
( ß -ß) I suppose "best friend" should include quotation marks.
( ß -ß) Going to bed fervently hoping that I don't wake up.
( ß -ß) Guacamole that does not contain any garlic.
( ß -ß) Editing my Google+ profile, I noticed the bit saying "Looking for: Who are you looking for?" They neither offered a tickybox for "Sarah Connor" nor allowed write-in answers, though, so I had to leave it blank.
( ß -ß) I will never be able to own a pet catgirl.
( ß -ß) Nobody's started a new post happy things thread yet.
( ß -ß) Sometimes, when a thread needs to be continued, I'm scared that someone will do it within the same few minutes I try to post the next one, leading to there being two competing threads that end up annihilating each other, killing a popular series forever.
( ß -ß) I fully admit that I can recall one time that someone thought a continuation started off with posts not in the DQN-damashii nor the spirit of the threads it was continuing, and another person agreed and started a new one, and everyone else tacitly agreed by posting in that one and ignoring the shitty one.
( ß -ß) I happen to know one of those two people was me, or else I might have attributed it to just one person.
( ß -ß) Unnecessarily long posts.
( ß -ß) In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
( ß -ß) Spilling coffee all over a book you were reading.
( ß -ß) One day, people will no longer remember that COOL FREE RINGTONES is a reference to an annoying advertising campaign.
( ß -ß) Not wanting to eat anything