( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The buy below me is moving what sounds like furniture...late at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe the guy below him and myself could go teach him a lesson.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a stomachache.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deciding you need a short break from DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never coming back
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to disappear.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this heat wave done fried my brains
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not getting the hint the first time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then feeling like a big idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running while there's a record breaking heat wave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing how you're not on the same level as your peers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing your former peers are now light-years ahead of you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I simply cannot beat this game.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never beat lunatic modo
>>191
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing that a former jock from your high school co-authored a research paper in quantum physics, while you're still an undergrad―then discovering it's his third publication in a peer-reviewed natural science journal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being refused entrance to the final exam because you attended one fewer lecture than the required number.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Several of my favourite threads have died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretty much all my favorite threads died a long time ago and I’m the only one who keeps bumping them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I’m really only still here for this and Post Happy Things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This isn't going to be a popular opinion with the crowd that’s around now, but many of the threads that characterize DQN now really belong on other boards. Yes, they are lonely, but keeping them here is contributing to that problem.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am aware of the hypocrisy. Pardon me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't let my dog sleep in my bed tonight because she rolled in fox shit and now she smells really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Really, really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's outside my door right now, trying to push the door open with her nose.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never ending, day long migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to rip my head off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life carries as much meaning as the grain of rice I just ate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It tasted pretty good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've masturbated four times now, but it's still not going down...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have no friends, no love, and no goals.
( ˃ ヮ˂ ) Time to live however the fuck I want.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) five new posts in the past week on my favorite long-abandoned porn imageboard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all of them between some guy being a PC nazi and another guy being an absolutely insensitive cock.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people posting about cocaine on /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) …the sun might be up, but my head is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lazy Sunday mornings where you don't want to do anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...only you have no choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of my favourite internet content creators have posted anything new recently.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work even though it's Sunday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No cocaine.
>>200
I don't like advocating drugs, but I believe that various substances related to ergotamines have a lot of potential in curing cluster headaches and probably also migraines. You'd do well to research them, and then take some LSD!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 12kbps internet speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not even being throttled.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're already in a relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching someone try and fit in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They just get ignored.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You find them all revolting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting ... to bisexual males only.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one girl has ever found me attractive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was hideous on the outside and on the inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried driving a while ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was too weak to push the brakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicable pain in your arm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could be sleeping right now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh great, that idiot fucker from /jp/ has discovered the other textboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish that there could be a third, even MORE secret area to post on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's pathetic to be in tears over this, isn't it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting emoticon in a themed thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unwanted people showing up at your apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone on youtube just told me to kill myself because I made a self-deprecating joke and he told it seriously. That kind of pisses me off for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/48 OH COME ON! I CLEARLY POSTED IN THE LATEST MUSIC THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are not an Elitist, >>231, please leave the Elitist Superstructure the hell alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yes, yes you could just ignore it.
>>234
Perhaps he's a holdover from the time when this was the Immaturity Mansion of DQN. If so, he can hardly be taken to task for his lack of l33t.
>>232 Thanks, you might be interested to know my name is a pokémon reference - the old man glitch to duplicate the 6th item in your backpack in red and blue
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids
>>241
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to add this to my custom CSS doohickey a while back because there were so many table breaking idiot posts one week. It's been refreshingly effective, I must say. Perhaps a bit simple to post to userstyles.org? I dunno; I never really tested it with any theme besides Pseud0ch.
.replytext { overflow: auto; }( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like plunging into my books and writings keeps me from getting ahead of myself socially and making a bunch of friends I wish I hadn't met at all...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll be more than a week before I can use my own computer again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't build this. Somebody else made it happen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... all that work for nothing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excruciating headaches every single day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deafness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tone-deaf people insisting on loudly singing along to all of my karaoke performances.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now, I'm no Pavarotti myself, but this is just rude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is a long-ass whinge.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You could have easily put the same information in two polite sentences in /req/ instead of crossposting a rude rant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not saying the slowness is great, but....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've signed myself up for something I'm not sure I can even do. This could turn out to be very humiliating indeed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>250 good to know i'm not the only person getting this problem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We-know-who doing we-know-what in we-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Danbooru didn't approve my upload.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yet Safebooru did! Yeah!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Saggy old-man butts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling you get on Sunday nights.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't have a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upsetting a friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Step on my cats paw. I'm so sorry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oops...it's the autism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What an awful date
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still obsessed with the same girl that caused me to become depressed and has made me realize just how much of a piece of shit I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure that she has long forgotten me and is probably being fucked by some guy she met at college.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a problem you can't tell anyone about.
>>262
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember: bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because of my guilty conscience.
>>264
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because my parents abandoned me and I have to pay rent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET with a guilty conscience.
>>263
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You were right. I didn't heed your advice out of inexperience and weakness and now I suffered through the embarrassment of making myself the fool.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why am I so fucking stupid?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha is telling me to di.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seven years after I gave it up, Windows is still as bad at the Unicode as I remember.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was back in my hometown for the first time in ages and I was going to see my dad on Wednesday night but he cancelled at the last minute because he had to give my little brother a lift somewhere, so the giant chocolate coin with "NO. 1 DAD" embossed in it I got as a little gift for him is now my breakfast.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling the same as >>266 and realizing that I won't ever have a chance to snuggle with him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vericode: exam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) thanks for reminding me, vericode machine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being bad with words and totally screwing up a presentation and then having that remind you how bad at words you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a bunch of friends coming over but you can't drink.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pseudorandom on iichan is still down and I'm beginning to think it may never return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) virgules