( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Child
(ﾟ- ^ ) Sexual
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Molestation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slow torrents
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My thread died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't sleep tonight
>>101
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't sleep tonight either, as I'm not a time traveller. I did sleep last night, but am still quite sleepy. Not sure if that's due to insufficient sleep or the heat levels, or both.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
(* ﾟ ₍-₎ ﾟ) Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep. Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That lovely website that formed a big part of my childhood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The one which I visited almost religiously, awaiting updates.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's dead and it isn't coming back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whoops, I seem to have ended up falling in love with him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This is only a sad post because I've really messed up and I'm afraid that I might have lost him forever. Not giving up just yet, though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried to remain empirical by telling her I had no opinion either way as to whether she was a whore, but she took that negatively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have myself to blame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sluts.
>>108
She's only objectively a whore if she has sex for money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going to be empty for the rest of my life. Nothing can fill this hole inside me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ex-girlfriend posting about her new girlfriend on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The light bulb in my lamp died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replacing fluorescent bulbs is expensive.
>>111 I think if my ex went to the same places on the internet I went to, I'd stop going for a while. Unless you're like, a cuckold, or something.
>>112
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to quit DQN, it's my favorite website.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to hear about that other stuff either though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My website is coming up on a 9th anniversary.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I keep telling myself I'm going to do something with it some day, but realistically...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I woke up at 3 and none of my friends are online
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My plastic honey bottle has sprung a small leak sometime after I put it in a hot water bath last week in order to re-liquefy the crystallized honey. No matter which way up I put it on the shelf, it always seems to stand in a small puddle of honey the next day. And yet I can't find any holes oozing honey when I squeeze it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Humidity.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Again.
>>111 That must be awkward! I have this ex who lurks all the same sites and boards and IRC channels as I do, and despite being dumped still hangs out on them. It is so weird.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to wait until I could see my friend to admit that I've had a crush on them for a while, but they just got together with someone else.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If their trip hadn't been postponed this might not have happened, and now I feel really stupid for not acting on my feelings sooner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) raw beef left in a Tupperware box in the fridge for a month
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am the only one posting in /nihongo/ since over three days ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So ronery.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are bound and determined to be unhappy, you will succeed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But there is no such guarantee for happiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Writing a bunch of crap in C for a microcontroller - realize I was in French-English mode and all the symbols are wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting fed up less than a minute after starting to clean the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Menstruation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living life in 3D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your best friend is only using you for sex.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You are pathetic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have a best friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being worried that someone you care about might commit suicide.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'll love you, okay?
>>128
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose "best friend" should include quotation marks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to bed fervently hoping that I don't wake up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Guacamole that does not contain any garlic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Editing my Google+ profile, I noticed the bit saying "Looking for: Who are you looking for?" They neither offered a tickybox for "Sarah Connor" nor allowed write-in answers, though, so I had to leave it blank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be able to own a pet catgirl.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody's started a new post happy things thread yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sometimes, when a thread needs to be continued, I'm scared that someone will do it within the same few minutes I try to post the next one, leading to there being two competing threads that end up annihilating each other, killing a popular series forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fully admit that I can recall one time that someone thought a continuation started off with posts not in the DQN-damashii nor the spirit of the threads it was continuing, and another person agreed and started a new one, and everyone else tacitly agreed by posting in that one and ignoring the shitty one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I happen to know one of those two people was me, or else I might have attributed it to just one person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unnecessarily long posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spilling coffee all over a book you were reading.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One day, people will no longer remember that COOL FREE RINGTONES is a reference to an annoying advertising campaign.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not wanting to eat anything
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My teeth hurt and I don't know why. I take proper care of them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry, >>143. No matter how well you take care of your teeth, complete absence of dental pain for life is probably a rare occurrence. I myself thought my dental care adequate right up until I got my first cavities at age 23 (largely from stupid habits I had formed and rid myself of years before). Alas, enamel damage is cumulative.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don’t have a dental plan.
Change is occurring, and I don't like it. I might have to go hide somewhere even more remote and neglected.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having a boyfriend who would want to nap on you after an awful day, while you pet his head and/or rub his back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never carried out and been w.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never found my second mitten since that fateful fourth birthday party.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I once found some kids mitten at a birthday party. I never got to return it.
>>146
I recommend a small dog or perhaps a cat if you can get a friendly one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People trying to trick me into being tanasinn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because it's "too hot".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because "I'm only 13".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abandoned forums, guestbooks, mailing lists, e-mail inboxes, et cetera, now populated only by spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most of them hawking illegal things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Images of you-know-what in you-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dying relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't figure out what that captcha letter that looks like an r but isn't is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working on the weekends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though I had nothing else to do anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My perfectionism is holding me back from doing the things I love.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though you can love someone without their permission, not having your feelings reciprocated might wear you out and make you feel abysmal abysmal and worthless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not noticing a mistake in your post until it's too late.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This applies to mistakes in life in general, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) accidentally dropping your summer sausage.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing photos of me I don't remember being taken
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bullies
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only getting four hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting 11 hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But waking up every hour to get sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to look after the dog, so I can't masturbate.
>>170
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My penis is pretty small, and I often give him these little sausage things as treats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Basically, I'm scared he'll bite my dick off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When you hug someone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) before remembering you hate being touched by anyone you’re not mutually sexually attracted to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and that category includes nobody, not even yourself.
>>172
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm more or less the same.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only person I'd want to be physically touched by is my waifu, and that isn't going to happen any time soon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Worrying that the person you like hates physical contact like the posters above, and that by being physically affectionate towards them you'll make them feel uncomfortable rather than loved.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking it a little further and liking physical contact, but being overwhelmed by that part of the brain that gets you all worried about motives and your self-worth and other such things, rendering the whole experience unenjoyable and uncomfortable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neuroticism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to take things very slowly with physical intimacy and to be patient in general, since you really do care about the person you like and you want to minimise the uncomfortableness and maximise the warm and fuzzy feelings, and you're not going to demand that they do things that make them feel bad... and knowing that it might not be enough, that they might not be able to trust you, or even that maybe they don't even want to trust you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with people without needing them to give you much in return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People staying at your house for too long. Being afraid to tell them to go away, because you just want to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still kinda missing that person who savagely broke your heart over a decade ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The douchebag upstairs moving furniture at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This sofa is really heavy, but it needs moving today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope I don't wake up the guy downstairs.