( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no more iichan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up with almost no daylight left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there's wakachan...oh wait, thats gone too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i have no nekoko to yell "FUCKING NOW!" into my ear
( ﾟ -ﾟ) eating food with seeds in it and having them come back out intact in my poop.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up with a headache.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was called an idiot by some real circlejerky self-important people on youtube for making a purposely stupid joke in the comments section.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think they're right. I'm an idiot just for paying any attention to or making youtube comments. I should be studying!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just became aware that I'm at the end of my rope.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I'm slowly slipping into mild depression or I'm at least becoming emotionally unstable.
( ﾟー ﾟ) Academia is great.
>>330
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pointy Ears board is still there!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It still gets about one post per 3 months.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never play Dangan Ronpa
( ﾟ -ﾟ) me too neither
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, Pointy Ears isn't about espeons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Calling attention to a board, having off-topic posts appear there the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody on /jp/ getting the GET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /jp/ being a shit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching Macross II after thoroughly enjoying SDF Macross.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the feel of feces pressing against the inside of my anus
( ﾟ -ﾟ) talk of farts and feces
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who write "websight".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Kuso Miso Technique and the Yaranaika meme
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Awww literally right after I read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/139 my mum said I stink and that I was making her stomach turn. Do my friends think that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowing my studies down, and not feeling like doing anything at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's the point of student libraries if cute girls aren't working there?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fun, almost unreadable broken boards making me pine for /z/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got banned from 4chan and now I don't know what to do. I could learn some Japanese but I'm not in the mood for it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Superman totally snapped Zod's neck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A red streak on the toilet paper after I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A brown streak on my fingers after I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Toilet paper bursts into flames when I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The good news is you have demon blood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bad news is your anus is bleeding.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicably having jism on the back of my shirt after whacking off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) American and Jewish authorities not trusting males to keep one of the most attended-to parts of their anatomy clean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ears get dirty over time too. Why not remove those at birth?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can never read SICP for the first time again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My first time with SICP was disappointing, I became frustrated and dropped it about 1/3 through. Of course I'm not going to pick it up where I left, but begin from the scratch, because a few months have already passed since then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Went to check my Lavabit e-mail, find it's shut down thanks to governmental tomfoolery.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) neet.to is down again
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still people who think that gay = anal sex and anal sex = gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The JonTron Show is still not as entertaining as Jon on Game Grumps was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "I drive a black muscle car therefore I'm required to be the fastest person on the highway." No, fuck you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha systems with advertising built in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) someone left a huge turd in the toilet at work and didn't flush
also, ( ﾟ -ﾟ) listening to a band that used to be your most favoritest and thinking "this is actually a bit lackluster."
When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.
Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.
Also, I'm constipated
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now I want that product.
>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.
Why am I sitting in a terminal?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..
>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm constipooted again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha; sadman.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.