( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ゚ -゚) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.
( ゚ -゚) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.
( ゚ -゚) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.
( ゚ -゚) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ゚ -゚) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ゚ -゚) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ゚ -゚) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ゚ -゚) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
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( ゚ -゚) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.
( ゚ -゚) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends
( ゚ -゚) https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/ Talk about realism
( ゚ -゚) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.
( ゚ -゚) My jaw muscle cramped up again.
( ゚ -゚) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.
( ゚ -゚) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.
( ゚ -゚) I still can't let go and I hate it.
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole posting unhappy things thing.
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( ゚ -゚) Ant has killed ant.
( ゚ -゚) People hating on the Great Grape Ape.
( ゚ -゚) What is the Western term for herbivore man? I think it applies to me.
( ゚ -゚) Masturbating to completion and still being unsatisfied but too tired to do it again.
( ゚ -゚) Britney Spears urinated on a ladybug in the woods.
( ゚ -゚) My Fleshlight smells kind of funny despite my best efforts to keep it clean.
( ゚ -゚) It's not even a butthole-like smell to go with the butthole shape, either.
( ゚ -゚) This thread has 454 posts
( ゚ -゚) Porn flicks that have a narrator.
( ゚ -゚) >>93 won't use the lotion on its skin, even when its told.
( ゚ -゚) Greece ran out of other people's money.
( ゚ -゚) The lasting ache of masturbatory penis injuries.
( ゚ -゚) I'm still alive.
( ゚ -゚) Downloading H-anime after seeing a clip of an interesting scene, but the scene in the clip was the only good one.
( ゚ -゚) I'm still me.
( ゚ -゚) I'm still here.
( ゚ -゚) I am downloading an MMO.
( ゚ -゚) I am hyped for a good MMO
( ゚ -゚) Because I believe one will come this year
( ゚ -゚) I mean WoW is crashing down
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) MMO
( ゚ -゚) "good"
( ゚ -゚) Choose one, pl0x.
( ゚ -゚) Sunvox advertises itself as running on a lot of devices, but some of the example songs don't run even on a netbook.
( ゚ -゚) I >upgraded to Windows 10 and now all these faces on DQN aren't displaying. All I see is boxes.
( ゚ -゚) I'm remembering all the embarrassing stuff I did years ago.
( ゚ -゚) Someone, somewhere, is using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ゚ -゚) someone, somewhere is complaining about using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ゚ -゚) Somewhere, someone has a huge superiority complex because they don't use Microsoft Windows.
( ゚ -゚) starting to play an MMO, then realizing you may as well be playing a single player game because you have no friends to play with.
( ゚ -゚) Being mean to a pet because you're in a bad mood, then feeling bad about it when they still come back demanding affection.
>>480
( ゚ -゚)Realizing that MMO's have been taken over by those fancy "instances" and raid zone things
( ゚ -゚)Realizing they're just single player games
( ゚ -゚)Realizing you should quit while you can
( ゚ -゚) Posting an ugly picture to try to annoy people on an imageboard and then feeling queasy at the sight of it myself.
( ゚ -゚) I broke my hand and it really hurts and I broke it because I lost my temper and I don't like myself fro it.
( -_-) It took a really long time to type this.
( ゚ -゚) Fonts where I have to highlight "PomPyro" to assure myself that it doesn't say "PornPyro".
( ゚ -゚) Spending $15 to purchase a device that does X and, when it breaks down after a decade of hard use, finding out that it is no longer manufactured, and that the cheapest device that does X nowadays costs $95 because it also does Y, Z, and W, none of which I want or will ever use.
( ゚ -゚) Finding out that the cheapest device that does X as well as my old device costs more like $200.
( ゚ -゚) Finding out that those devices have a battery life half as long as I am accustomed to because they also do Y', Z', and W', none of which I want or will ever use.
( ゚ -゚) Finding out that used copies of my old device are entirely in the hands of scalpers, who now price them at $95.
( ゚ -゚) Trying to teach myself how to solder.
( ゚ -゚) Dead pixels on a monitor I bought only two weeks ago.
>>489
( ゚ -゚) getting dead pixels on a laptop computer immediately after the warranty ends.
( ゚ -゚) Seeing an otherwise hot girl but she has one of those nose piercings that someone once aptly described as "metal boogers".
( ゚ -゚) Piercings are repulsive, and I include traditional lobe piercings in that estimation.
( ゚ -゚) Dead pixel on my PSP-1003.
( ゚ ー゚) >>489 back about 8 years ago, I bought a laptop with maybe a dozen dead pixels. They said I couldn't return it. PC world are shit. I exchanged it for a better one instead.
( ゚ -゚) RL stabbing me in the butt on the one day I want to go to a special RP event on the game I'm on that it might make me late for.
( ゚ -゚) the nichijou manga ends in december.
>>493 you can by cheap replacement parts if you're willing to deal with the repair screwdriver mess and it's surprisingly simple from a site like dealextreme (although a new psp might just be better if it's a 1003)
( ゚ -゚) slow hong kong shipping
( ゚ -゚) You will never understand the context of all 2ch SJIS.
( ゚ -゚) Then again my need to understand them is probably worse.
( ゚ -゚) Not being able to post a gross animated gif because the file size is too large.
( ゚ -゚) The air conditioner at my apartment stopped working.
( ゚ -゚) VT-x not enabled on any of my laptops. Damn you, guix.
>>497 I'm looking into a vita recently, though the pixel ain't so annoying most of the time. More annoying is its inability to show black or red without it bleeding everywhere.
( ゚ -゚) noticing the first signs of a receding hairline while cutting your hair.
( ゚ -゚) Realizing your receding hairline is the only thing standing between you and total baldness.
( ゚ -゚) The inexorable forward march of time.
( ゚ -゚) Nichijou was never good
( ゚ -゚) Finding unresolvable dependencies on your system
( ゚ -゚) Updating OS X so I can install the latest Xcode so I can debug an app on an iPhone someone updated to the latest iOS.
Fuck you Apple.
( ゚ -゚) being surrounded by techno dweebs
( ゚ -゚) Firefox's new direction
( ゚ -゚) Mozilla's CEO
( ゚ -゚) EME and extension signing taking choice away from users
I'll be working for the rest of my life
( ゚ -゚)Nothing really matress
( ゚ -゚) I'll be unemployed for the rest of my life
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( ゚ -゚) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.
( ゚ -゚) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.