( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liru is no longer the alpha and the omega.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I regularly think shooting myself with the gun that I keep on my hip isn't hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are the only thing in life that I life for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately I can't play games I have not experienced yet if I'm dead.
Why do you have a gun in your hip? Are you the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How come I'm not the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) came across my psych eval from when i was 16
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my teachers told them to look for abuse
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they looked for ADHD instead
( ﾟ -ﾟ) normal people act like i'm really insensitive, but it's the opposite. i can see the pain in their eyes every time i'm around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the very kind would never understand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bullies, on the other hand... they know.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Chinese government has facial recognition cameras everywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't work, though. They all look alike.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the thing a man is best at, his truest talent, may not be valuable enough that it is wanted in the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and he may be completely eclipsed by someone else who does it better such that there is no point to his existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flooding the toilet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- still misses having permission to access /img/ on this server (also me)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- misses Liru being the alpha and the omega (that other guy, but also me as well)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This unappetizing, poorly presented image of a chocolate-marshmallow pizza, on this day represents my disgust at something sweet and beautiful that has been forever denied me
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having enough time and money to install one that is much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to use a weak toilet at someone else's house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.
funerals fucking suck
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.
I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??
I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom has Parkinsons
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the communities i'm in are dying
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom and Dad are starting to smell like Grandma
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And at least Grandma had the requisite ingredients for cat piss and tobacco
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fumi-chan from YW won't fart on my hair
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People mixing up reed romance and romantique trumpet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never got to go trick or treating.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on christmas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (as usual)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on the day after christmas, and all that half price candy i still can't afford is mocking me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) delayed onset social anxiety effects after dinner with brother's in-laws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why yes, at least when i'm alone i don't have to navigate those issues and get bullied for being the biggest loser in two families
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My verification code is "sad."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know which "old standby boards" exist or are left. If I lose this one the muscle memory is going to make me miss you guys every time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excess of entertainment made it less valuable, and that urges me to seek more and more. Nothing I do is fun anymore. I wonder if less internet and games would make me happier in the long run...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, well, my suicidal urges come from permanent problems. Do you really think evil that directly harms someone, leaving him powerless to do anything about it, doesn't exist on this planet? Ever? Not even once? That is not at all a rational thing to believe.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stuck in this fucking apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Videogames don't bring me joy anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Asian hornets are killing our honeybees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Room is finally clean, don't know what to do now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2]" thread finally achieved its goal after over 5000 days, but only thanks to some fucking jisakujien with a sexual fetish for pizza.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) honeybees aren't even native to the americas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the columbian exchange
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's not 2007 anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't hide this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No admin could agree on one consistent style.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower
>>73
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesnt understand the beauty of shower shits
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your ass is flat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my soda is flat
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wet socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sin Sacks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wikiFeet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vanishingly few places support RSS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) stupid piece of shit computer freezing up again and raping the USB flash drive that I was copying stuff to in the process
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs can't remember when dqn was dqn quality
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs who never learn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oldfigs who don't teach
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned figs that killed the Caesar