( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) -fags of varying ages too afraid to use the letter a.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) minima moralia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finally getting that attention you asked for
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking past a dead animal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being all cozy in bed on a chilly night and having an unignorable need to urinate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) walking past piles of puke lining the sidewalk every morning
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting off the train after a four hour ride and BAM you're in the middle of tent city.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned women who killed love and romance
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wounded my foot somehow and it really hurts, and it's on a part of the heel that I can't get a good angle to look at either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading Baudrillard and coming to realize you’ll never know the truth
( ﾟ -ﾟ) boring afternoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, chasing after the wind
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The more knowledge, the more grief. Everything is meaningless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything resolves to C minor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding old console games that I would have loved if I'd found them sooner but am too old and bad at fast reactions now to enjoy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching your health failing and there's nothing you can do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cows would hug you if they could, but they can't, so they don't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bashar escaped before the rebels could impale him
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sitting in a boring class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being bored and an ape.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across the word "apiary" and finding out it has nothing to do with apes at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across an apiary and finding out it has an Africanized swarm
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to a nominal human being who somehow manages to be dumber than an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to chimp trained to write code with annoyingly loud mechanical keyboard and you are demoted to a lower position but your desk is right next to his
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with computers recreating Hong Kong '97.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with Visual C++ recreating Windows Me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with JVM re-writing X-formerly-known-as-Twitter after Elon Musk developed a hard on for Rust
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with a universe simulation device recreating Elon Musk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with NSA SELinux spamming /img/ with CP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) pee doughs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lose weight but still visibly fat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkey smell.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) preparing your surface to air missile to shoot down Santa but its a Patriot battery and you don't have the targeting software because its proprietary
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When someone licks his fingers before handling your book
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys spreading HIV/AIDS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone forgetting about infinite monkeys and their unique monkey traits because of our finite memories
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite people wasting brainpower on remembering Twelve Monkeys
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Finite monkeys with finite time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom found the QUALITY cabbage.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing Adorno was right.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing the gaytriarchy holds all the power the patriarchy used to hold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The longhouse is made of would.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Real LKY air-conditioned pantsu has never been tried.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering Habermas is still alive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone made a lot of notes in the front of this book, but not the back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Biting myself while chewing gum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wild animals are scared of me.