[Misery] ( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (827)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 03:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) 404 Not Found nginx/1.14.0 (Ubuntu)

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No admin could agree on one consistent style.

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 05:19

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 16:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Technically it's YYYY-MM-DDDD

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 23:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 23:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:24

>>73
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesnt understand the beauty of shower shits

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bbc obsessed 4chan weirdoes are here now

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 01:38

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 02:49

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jimmy Savile got away with it all.

738 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 17:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 22:24

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 22:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:45

>>740
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) you're never too old until you die!

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 23:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 08:07

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 03:38

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 13:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:35

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your ass is flat

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) my soda is flat

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wet socks

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 20:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed life.

751 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9993 20:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>749 and >>742 being mildly uplifted

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 21:17

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The biting emptiness of another year wasted.

753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sin Sacks

754 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) existence

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) wikiFeet

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 13:13

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 19:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 00:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) vanishingly few places support RSS

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 05:12

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 22:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 00:07

>>755
but thats a happy thing

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 00:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu

763 Name: !xi8/JKFwzo : 1993-09-10073 05:30

test

764 Name: !XIxc6BpKnU : 1993-09-10073 05:30

test

765 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10281 21:23

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.

766 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 00:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.

767 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 05:26

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.

768 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) stupid piece of shit computer freezing up again and raping the USB flash drive that I was copying stuff to in the process

769 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs can't remember when dqn was dqn quality

770 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs who never learn

( ﾟ -ﾟ) oldfigs who don't teach

771 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned figs that killed the Caesar

772 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 22:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) -fags of varying ages too afraid to use the letter a.

773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 22:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar

774 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 02:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 02:53

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar

776 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 08:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) minima moralia

777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 14:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) finally getting that attention you asked for

778 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 16:58

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking past a dead animal.

779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 01:49

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being all cozy in bed on a chilly night and having an unignorable need to urinate.

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 02:13

( ﾟ -ﾟ) walking past piles of puke lining the sidewalk every morning

781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 19:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting off the train after a four hour ride and BAM you're in the middle of tent city.

782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 01:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned women who killed love and romance

783 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wounded my foot somehow and it really hurts, and it's on a part of the heel that I can't get a good angle to look at either.

784 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 03:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading Baudrillard and coming to realize you’ll never know the truth

785 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) boring afternoon...

786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 17:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, chasing after the wind

( ﾟ -ﾟ) What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The more knowledge, the more grief. Everything is meaningless.

787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 03:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything resolves to C minor.

788 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 06:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding old console games that I would have loved if I'd found them sooner but am too old and bad at fast reactions now to enjoy.

789 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 09:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching your health failing and there's nothing you can do.

790 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 13:17

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cows would hug you if they could, but they can't, so they don't.

791 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 01:31

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bashar escaped before the rebels could impale him

792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 14:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sitting in a boring class

793 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 14:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) being bored and an ape.

794 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 04:33

( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across the word "apiary" and finding out it has nothing to do with apes at all.

795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 05:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across an apiary and finding out it has an Africanized swarm

796 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 01:14

( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to an AI bot

797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 21:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to a nominal human being who somehow manages to be dumber than an AI bot

798 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 21:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to chimp trained to write code with annoyingly loud mechanical keyboard and you are demoted to a lower position but your desk is right next to his

799 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 21:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with computers recreating Hong Kong '97.

800 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 22:01

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with Visual C++ recreating Windows Me.

801 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 00:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with JVM re-writing X-formerly-known-as-Twitter after Elon Musk developed a hard on for Rust

802 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 01:41

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with a universe simulation device recreating Elon Musk.

803 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 02:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with NSA SELinux spamming /img/ with CP

804 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 03:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) pee doughs

805 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 23:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lose weight but still visibly fat

806 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11430 20:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkey smell.

807 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11439 16:17

( ﾟ -ﾟ) preparing your surface to air missile to shoot down Santa but its a Patriot battery and you don't have the targeting software because its proprietary

808 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 01:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) When someone licks his fingers before handling your book

809 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 02:12

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys spreading HIV/AIDS

810 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11456 07:31

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone forgetting about infinite monkeys and their unique monkey traits because of our finite memories

811 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11456 11:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite people wasting brainpower on remembering Twelve Monkeys

812 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11457 01:31

( ﾟ -ﾟ)Finite monkeys with finite time

813 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11457 16:54

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom found the QUALITY cabbage.

814 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11485 01:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing Adorno was right.

815 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11486 01:26

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing the gaytriarchy holds all the power the patriarchy used to hold.

816 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11487 16:54

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The longhouse is made of would.

817 Name: vc: shingoche : 1993-09-11487 17:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Real LKY air-conditioned pantsu has never been tried.

818 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11488 02:23

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering Habermas is still alive.

819 Name: vc: spowtt : 1993-09-11496 16:35

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone made a lot of notes in the front of this book, but not the back.

820 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11503 12:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Biting myself while chewing gum.

821 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11503 15:14

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wild animals are scared of me.

822 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11533 02:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) going on hentai sites looking for 2D qts only to be graced 3DPD anal p0rnz banner ads

823 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11533 12:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I used to get billions through USAID and now I get nothing.

824 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11535 01:40

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Government corruption is under attack.

825 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11535 11:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post-shit clarity

826 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11535 15:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ex is dating the bitch she cheated on me with

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