( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i did the things people said was the right things to do
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that got me was a shitload of knowledge i can't use, living at my parents' and complaining at every group of internet strangers i can think of
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i haven't been on a date in 13 years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i'm years and years behind where i should be
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that whiz-kid shit "you can play 3 instruments and speak 6 languages and you're going into computers and people you talk to like you" stops being cute around age 15 or so, by age 30 that's kind of pathetic because you haven't really gat gud at anything
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people have been "praying for me" this whole time. if this is god's idea of helping me out, there must've been some serious cosmic shit headed my way
( ﾟ -ﾟ) if any of you guys are headed towards a life like mine, i wouldn't even be able to tell you how to stop it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) don't wish me well, i guess, that shit doesn't seem to be working anyway. go feed a cat or something.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perceptible update delay caused by printf
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking alone through the snowstorm with torn up shoes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My feet are soaked and cold, and I'm listening to Hotel Books.
"blat"
Being German is illegal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Update to Unity caused a bunch of new bugs in my game for me.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
When backpage is removed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jake and Amir's end
( ˃ Д˂) myyYYYY LLLIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>642
I kind of want to see Jake and Amir's start now
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't find any reason to sleep or fix my sleep schedule itself
don't even try. you will fail.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this is the first month where I'm closer to 30 than to 18.
>>650
I've been there for 2 years, nothing changes. Well, I've gained about 6 pounds, but that's my own fault.
>>653
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I performed that rite perfectly, but it turns out magic is fake as shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Magic is real
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but it doesn't work on you
>>655-656
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry about that, I was really talking about wizard powers, not GAY MAGIC, meme magic, and Some Sort of Christian Magic*
*a meme so old, forced, and short-lived that by the numbers it may as well not exist as far as Google cares
( ﾟ -ﾟ) tfwywn bang a cute witch in a lab coat
Shit, that was meant to go in the Wikipedia thread. Can I get a re-do?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Adorable girl always wants to cuddle with me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She has a boyfriend and I'm too much of an idiot to do anything
>>661
Tell her to get rid of it otherwise you're basically a cuckold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Generally permanently unhappy lately without really knowing why
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Barkley 2 is never coming
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Almost all Elvis impersonators impersonate old-and-fat Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not very many guys are as pretty as young Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's always something else.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At this point I'm pretty much only around to see what happens when the 10000th comes around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread isn't at a funny number anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>666 isn't enjoying himself TO THE MAX
captcha: pish indeed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) nothing is funny anymore
>>669
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet we remain here, conducting funnybuisness for eachother.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My phone is barely capable of running F/GO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (mildly conflicting things)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liru is no longer the alpha and the omega.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I regularly think shooting myself with the gun that I keep on my hip isn't hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are the only thing in life that I life for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately I can't play games I have not experienced yet if I'm dead.
Why do you have a gun in your hip? Are you the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How come I'm not the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) came across my psych eval from when i was 16
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my teachers told them to look for abuse
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they looked for ADHD instead
( ﾟ -ﾟ) normal people act like i'm really insensitive, but it's the opposite. i can see the pain in their eyes every time i'm around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the very kind would never understand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bullies, on the other hand... they know.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Chinese government has facial recognition cameras everywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't work, though. They all look alike.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the thing a man is best at, his truest talent, may not be valuable enough that it is wanted in the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and he may be completely eclipsed by someone else who does it better such that there is no point to his existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flooding the toilet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- still misses having permission to access /img/ on this server (also me)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- misses Liru being the alpha and the omega (that other guy, but also me as well)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This unappetizing, poorly presented image of a chocolate-marshmallow pizza, on this day represents my disgust at something sweet and beautiful that has been forever denied me
>>681
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having enough time and money to install one that is much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to use a weak toilet at someone else's house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.
funerals fucking suck
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.
I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??
I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom has Parkinsons
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the communities i'm in are dying
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom and Dad are starting to smell like Grandma
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And at least Grandma had the requisite ingredients for cat piss and tobacco
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fumi-chan from YW won't fart on my hair
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People mixing up reed romance and romantique trumpet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never got to go trick or treating.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on christmas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (as usual)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on the day after christmas, and all that half price candy i still can't afford is mocking me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) delayed onset social anxiety effects after dinner with brother's in-laws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why yes, at least when i'm alone i don't have to navigate those issues and get bullied for being the biggest loser in two families
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My verification code is "sad."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know which "old standby boards" exist or are left. If I lose this one the muscle memory is going to make me miss you guys every time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excess of entertainment made it less valuable, and that urges me to seek more and more. Nothing I do is fun anymore. I wonder if less internet and games would make me happier in the long run...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, well, my suicidal urges come from permanent problems. Do you really think evil that directly harms someone, leaving him powerless to do anything about it, doesn't exist on this planet? Ever? Not even once? That is not at all a rational thing to believe.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stuck in this fucking apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Videogames don't bring me joy anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Asian hornets are killing our honeybees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Room is finally clean, don't know what to do now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2]" thread finally achieved its goal after over 5000 days, but only thanks to some fucking jisakujien with a sexual fetish for pizza.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) honeybees aren't even native to the americas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the columbian exchange
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's not 2007 anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't hide this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.