[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:13

I must say, I never imagined we dokyuns could be so thoughtful.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 00:02

too many new threads at once

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 00:40

Fucking turrets, I hate you even more when you're on my side.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 01:47

I want to get this freelance job done, but I don't want to work on it.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 12:45

caw caw motherfuckers

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 15:57

Well, perhaps it is a mental illness.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:47

all this rice, but i'm leaving now... what to doooooooooo

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 20:39

"Overdoing something, by definition, is not a good idea."

Hmm, I wonder.

More importantly, 750,000,000!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 00:32

I think "seeing the spirals" is a legitimate term for something.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 00:34

slut hungry

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 01:44

Hartlepool is a scary place, but I'm glad it exists.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:18

'Bout time I was alone.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:47

10 PRINT "Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum. "
20 GOTO 10

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 17:16

I don't suppose I'll be telling them tonight either. Missed a good opportunity, damn it.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 19:46

Fuck you! I'm not even a cranberry!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:14

hi dqn

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:28

hi >>17

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:28

I don't know why I keep fiddling with my pocket knife.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 00:34

He's late.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 00:59

Why won't it stick?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:07

I hope I succeed.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:26

Mania is amazing. Let's see how long it lasts, this time.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:58

I wonder if someone thinks of me as "vomit guy" now.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 13:49

fucking mind readers stop trying to steal my credit card information from my head!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 14:52

Oaoaoaoa, the peri-phery; oa-oa-oa-oa, the peri-phery.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:22

In september? On september? At september? fuuuuuuuuuu
ck

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:31

I want to be dressed, but I don't want to get dressed.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 21:32

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 04:53

>>29
I cross-dressed once, for my band's first show :D
Will you be going anywhere?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 06:21

What's my problem?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 06:35

I have a bad opinion and most of my posts are shitposts.

I'm okay with this.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 12:49

>>30
No no no, I'm far too hairy to crossdress convincingly. Besides, it was about midnight by that point; not the sort of time that a young lady should be out on her own.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 01:19

Browsing The Elitist Superstructure of DQN feels really good while on mushrooms and cannabis, not just for the content, but also the fact that it's on DQN.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 05:26

>>34
How can you even type right now.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 05:37

>>35
I am good at keeping shit together on any kind of stuff. On the other hand I have no idea why I'm still here seeing how I just noticed I posted that four hours ago. Have I actually been browsing DQN for more than four hours straight?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:20

OK. I'm going to get a soft-serve ice cream machine and find someplace really cold. I'm going to put it on wheels just slightly off the ground. I'm going to load up the hopper with ice cream mix and a ton of food coloring. What I'll do with this is use it as an ice cream pen and draw things in parking lots... It will be kind of like those tibetan sand paintings, but in ice cream.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:25

>>37
Er, because it will melt away. Also, I realize now that I should attach it to a riding mower or something because the thing will be pretty heavy and adding in a motor would yield greater control...

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 09:59

Forgive me, hyacinth

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:11

Where should I go. What should I do. These nights are the worst. Comparing oneself to another leads only to endless misery!

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 11:54

Well, this is nice.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 18:24

Fucking papers. How dare you just vanish like that?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 20:54

>>35
beacause onyul atentoin sekiign teanageers wryet liek htis wenh dronk

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:05

>>43
no stop

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:16

Shit, even dead /lounge/ is better than this shit hole.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:40

I can type perfectly while drunk. I am drunk right now, for instance. Muscle memory is great.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 08:09

The absence of profundity.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 10:13

It's so cold out here. Someone unlock a door!!

49 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6950 12:11

Here is a free advice for you: close one eye a few minutes before entering a dark place. This way you will be able to see as soon as you enter.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 13:54

Cake cake cake cake ca-- oh god what have I BECOME

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 17:29

I could cry.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 19:56

Pokemon Stadium cheats.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 22:36

>>50
It's not even your birthday!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 00:00

Wheels throwing water all over my axe, and Mr. Jones won't lend me a hand?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 02:36

I felt a greater obligation to post in this thread having heard about >>1's calculations.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 04:59

Cool life tips -- if you're going to eat Benadryls to get high,

  1. don't consume any caffeine the day or two before;
  2. have a sitter, I'm not joking around here;
  3. take the full fucking 700mg;
  4. Actually, just drink cough syrup instead.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 06:47

>>56
I think drinking cough syrup is a pretty preferable alternative to abusing most over-the-counter medications.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 08:02

I hate it for taking her away from me, even just for a few hours.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 10:59

I finished watching Nichijou and I need more...

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 14:35

>>59
have you seen nichibros?

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 16:29

The problem is that whenever I see the thread I'm already thinking about the thread.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 20:05

Black Black Mesa Black Mesa Mesa Black

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 00:36

I'm suddenly far too aware of my tongue.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 01:56

I am now also very aware of my tongue, and I apologise in advance to the readers who are now also aware of their tongue, but wouldn't have been if they had only read >>63 and not this.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 03:20

Oh, fuck both of you!

Hmm... need to brush my teeth...

66 Name: someone else : 1993-09-6952 05:54

my girlfriend is awful at dota 2 but it's so adorable that she's trying (LEցE`)

>>60
I liked that one a lot more

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 06:49

Have a good time with my friends. Come home instantly depressed and wishing they were all dead.

These mood swings are becoming dangerous.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 08:52

>>60
No, I'll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 09:03

"Bizarre" is a pretty weird word. It's almost an autonym.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 12:24

This seems like it will not end well.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 16:33

You know when you leave something to download while you sleep, and Windows decides it's time to install some updates and reboots itself in the middle of the night, then when you wake up all excited about the thing that is surely finished downloading now and your hopes are crushed when you are greeted with a desktop with no open applications and you already know what has happened and just hope the download got pretty far before the reboot, and when you check it hasn't gotten past 10%?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 16:37

lolis~
toned butts~
flat chests~
dog ears~
cuddling~
patting~
making sweet pure love while kissing~

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 18:05

It climbs.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 18:45

I think that he loves me!! He's 30, though...

You know, I say that there's no such thing as "making love" and especially not "making pure sweet love." Human bodies are disgusting and sex is just about the most disgusting thing they can do.

>>71
Install Linux problem solved

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 19:13

>>74
I would like to find a beautiful girl who finds sex as repulsive as I do. We would play music and write novels together instead.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 20:23

That really did catch me off guard; just seeing her on the side like that. I'm surprised that it's the name that really bothers me rather than the posture. Also, why am I thinking about that train dream again?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 22:04

nice fap
nice glute bridges

nice everything

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:20

It pisses me off when people like >>76 or >>73 make such vague statements out of context!

>>75
I would too, but it'd be nice if we could fuck around a bit from time to time, you know?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:56

>>74
I find it really sad when people think that human bodies are disgusting.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:58

>>78
But isn't that what this thread is for, really?

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 07:13

we are all so over the moon.

>>78
Occasionally fucking around sounds fine, but it's not for me.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 07:51

>>78
Very well then, I shall explain what >>76 was about.

Somebody linked me to a website selling dakimakura, and on the frame to the left, there was one of my waifu - but with her name spelled wrong. I've long considered getting a dakimakura of her, but most of them either have crappy artwork or are too lewd, or, as in this case, both.

The train dream is one from years ago; a dream I had, of which all I can remember is a very vivid image of a steam train going through a narrow valley, with trees on one side and a steep patch of dirt on the other. Occasionally that image just comes to me for no obvious reason.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 09:03

>>79
Why do you feel that way?

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 09:44

Whoosh! Whizz! Bang!

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 15:08

>>79
gThe human body is a beautiful thing. Most of the time. Ugh.h\Guybrush Threepwood

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 18:16

Protect your vitamins

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 18:21

>>83
Because it stops them from enjoying life fully, in a way. It's a bit like thinking that sex is dirty and shameful: you get people who deny themselves something perfectly natural and become rather unsatisfied as a result, or give in to their urges only to become guilt-ridden over something that's pretty awesome and amazing if done right. Or people who embrace the dirtiness and become self-destructively promiscuous.

Though a lot of the sadness is probably because I'm worried that I'll eventually get a significant other who thinks that human bodies are disgusting, and I won't be able to convince them otherwise because it's not exactly something you can discuss. I imagine such a relationship would feel somewhat like having a closeted boyfriend who doesn't entirely accept himself and thinks that his sexuality is unimportant.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 19:08

I wonder if I should drink again.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 19:34

I'm not meeting my daily quota of moé these days.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 22:28

>>87

>enjoying life fully

That's subjective and I rather dislike you for thinking something that bestows instant pleasure must necessarily improve one's quality of life.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 23:10

>>90

> something that bestows instant pleasure

I see sex more as a way of connecting with someone on a rather deep level. And I never said that sex improves one's quality of life, but that being disgusted by human bodies (while owning one) might stop people from enjoying life fully, as would, say, an eating disorder, or an inferiority complex, or any persistent "negative" thoughts and feelings.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 23:34

>>90
And also, please don't dislike me :(

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 00:08

I have decided to be Numbuh 3 for Halloween

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 00:57

>>93
Kids Next Door?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 07:43

>>92
It's okay. I acted rashly when I said that due to misunderstanding your views on sex. You're right about it bringing people very close together. It's an immaterial, unspoken connection which acts as a metaphysical and evolutionary human bond.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 08:01

YATTA!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 13:02

I had a dream about an "anonymous" bar last night, where everyone was wearing a mask and a gown.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 14:32

I want to go to a masked ball.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 15:31

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100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 18:38

I always think people are just being hyperbolic when they complain about YouTube comments, then I actually read them. Poor, poor humanity.

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