Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710
By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.
I must say, I never imagined we dokyuns could be so thoughtful.
Fucking turrets, I hate you even more when you're on my side.
caw caw motherfuckers
Well, perhaps it is a mental illness.
all this rice, but i'm leaving now... what to doooooooooo
"Overdoing something, by definition, is not a good idea."
Hmm, I wonder.
More importantly, 750,000,000!
I think "seeing the spirals" is a legitimate term for something.
slut hungry
Hartlepool is a scary place, but I'm glad it exists.
'Bout time I was alone.
10 PRINT "Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum. "
20 GOTO 10
I don't suppose I'll be telling them tonight either. Missed a good opportunity, damn it.
Fuck you! I'm not even a cranberry!
hi dqn
I don't know why I keep fiddling with my pocket knife.
He's late.
Why won't it stick?
I hope I succeed.
Mania is amazing. Let's see how long it lasts, this time.
I wonder if someone thinks of me as "vomit guy" now.
fucking mind readers stop trying to steal my credit card information from my head!
Oaoaoaoa, the peri-phery; oa-oa-oa-oa, the peri-phery.
In september? On september? At september? fuuuuuuuuuu
ck
I want to be dressed, but I don't want to get dressed.
>>29
I cross-dressed once, for my band's first show :D
Will you be going anywhere?
What's my problem?
I have a bad opinion and most of my posts are shitposts.
I'm okay with this.
>>30
No no no, I'm far too hairy to crossdress convincingly. Besides, it was about midnight by that point; not the sort of time that a young lady should be out on her own.
Browsing The Elitist Superstructure of DQN feels really good while on mushrooms and cannabis, not just for the content, but also the fact that it's on DQN.
>>35
I am good at keeping shit together on any kind of stuff. On the other hand I have no idea why I'm still here seeing how I just noticed I posted that four hours ago. Have I actually been browsing DQN for more than four hours straight?
OK. I'm going to get a soft-serve ice cream machine and find someplace really cold. I'm going to put it on wheels just slightly off the ground. I'm going to load up the hopper with ice cream mix and a ton of food coloring. What I'll do with this is use it as an ice cream pen and draw things in parking lots... It will be kind of like those tibetan sand paintings, but in ice cream.
>>37
Er, because it will melt away. Also, I realize now that I should attach it to a riding mower or something because the thing will be pretty heavy and adding in a motor would yield greater control...
Forgive me, hyacinth
Where should I go. What should I do. These nights are the worst. Comparing oneself to another leads only to endless misery!
Well, this is nice.
Fucking papers. How dare you just vanish like that?
>>35
beacause onyul atentoin sekiign teanageers wryet liek htis wenh dronk
Shit, even dead /lounge/ is better than this shit hole.
I can type perfectly while drunk. I am drunk right now, for instance. Muscle memory is great.
The absence of profundity.
It's so cold out here. Someone unlock a door!!
Here is a free advice for you: close one eye a few minutes before entering a dark place. This way you will be able to see as soon as you enter.
Cake cake cake cake ca-- oh god what have I BECOME
I could cry.
Pokemon Stadium cheats.
Wheels throwing water all over my axe, and Mr. Jones won't lend me a hand?
I felt a greater obligation to post in this thread having heard about >>1's calculations.
Cool life tips -- if you're going to eat Benadryls to get high,
>>56
I think drinking cough syrup is a pretty preferable alternative to abusing most over-the-counter medications.
I hate it for taking her away from me, even just for a few hours.
I finished watching Nichijou and I need more...
The problem is that whenever I see the thread I'm already thinking about the thread.
Black Black Mesa Black Mesa Mesa Black
I am now also very aware of my tongue, and I apologise in advance to the readers who are now also aware of their tongue, but wouldn't have been if they had only read >>63 and not this.
my girlfriend is awful at dota 2 but it's so adorable that she's trying (´・ω・`)
>>60
I liked that one a lot more
Have a good time with my friends. Come home instantly depressed and wishing they were all dead.
These mood swings are becoming dangerous.
"Bizarre" is a pretty weird word. It's almost an autonym.
This seems like it will not end well.
You know when you leave something to download while you sleep, and Windows decides it's time to install some updates and reboots itself in the middle of the night, then when you wake up all excited about the thing that is surely finished downloading now and your hopes are crushed when you are greeted with a desktop with no open applications and you already know what has happened and just hope the download got pretty far before the reboot, and when you check it hasn't gotten past 10%?
lolis~
toned butts~
flat chests~
dog ears~
cuddling~
patting~
making sweet pure love while kissing~
It climbs.
I think that he loves me!! He's 30, though...
You know, I say that there's no such thing as "making love" and especially not "making pure sweet love." Human bodies are disgusting and sex is just about the most disgusting thing they can do.
>>71
Install Linux problem solved
>>74
I would like to find a beautiful girl who finds sex as repulsive as I do. We would play music and write novels together instead.
That really did catch me off guard; just seeing her on the side like that. I'm surprised that it's the name that really bothers me rather than the posture. Also, why am I thinking about that train dream again?
nice fap
nice glute bridges
nice everything
>>74
I find it really sad when people think that human bodies are disgusting.
we are all so over the moon.
>>78
Occasionally fucking around sounds fine, but it's not for me.
>>78
Very well then, I shall explain what >>76 was about.
Somebody linked me to a website selling dakimakura, and on the frame to the left, there was one of my waifu - but with her name spelled wrong. I've long considered getting a dakimakura of her, but most of them either have crappy artwork or are too lewd, or, as in this case, both.
The train dream is one from years ago; a dream I had, of which all I can remember is a very vivid image of a steam train going through a narrow valley, with trees on one side and a steep patch of dirt on the other. Occasionally that image just comes to me for no obvious reason.
Whoosh! Whizz! Bang!
>>79
“The human body is a beautiful thing. Most of the time. Ugh.”―Guybrush Threepwood
Protect your vitamins
>>83
Because it stops them from enjoying life fully, in a way. It's a bit like thinking that sex is dirty and shameful: you get people who deny themselves something perfectly natural and become rather unsatisfied as a result, or give in to their urges only to become guilt-ridden over something that's pretty awesome and amazing if done right. Or people who embrace the dirtiness and become self-destructively promiscuous.
Though a lot of the sadness is probably because I'm worried that I'll eventually get a significant other who thinks that human bodies are disgusting, and I won't be able to convince them otherwise because it's not exactly something you can discuss. I imagine such a relationship would feel somewhat like having a closeted boyfriend who doesn't entirely accept himself and thinks that his sexuality is unimportant.
I wonder if I should drink again.
I'm not meeting my daily quota of moé these days.
>enjoying life fully
That's subjective and I rather dislike you for thinking something that bestows instant pleasure must necessarily improve one's quality of life.
> something that bestows instant pleasure
I see sex more as a way of connecting with someone on a rather deep level. And I never said that sex improves one's quality of life, but that being disgusted by human bodies (while owning one) might stop people from enjoying life fully, as would, say, an eating disorder, or an inferiority complex, or any persistent "negative" thoughts and feelings.
I have decided to be Numbuh 3 for Halloween
>>92
It's okay. I acted rashly when I said that due to misunderstanding your views on sex. You're right about it bringing people very close together. It's an immaterial, unspoken connection which acts as a metaphysical and evolutionary human bond.
YATTA!
I had a dream about an "anonymous" bar last night, where everyone was wearing a mask and a gown.
I want to go to a masked ball.
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I always think people are just being hyperbolic when they complain about YouTube comments, then I actually read them. Poor, poor humanity.