[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17

What time is it?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:21

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:36

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

908 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:43

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 18:47

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

910 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 19:44

no u, >>909. no u

911 Name: Neo-Menchi!lWV9WxNHV. : 1993-09-7013 20:50

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 21:44

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 22:09

>>913's big secret.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:43

>>913's big scrotum

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:58

>>913's big ears.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:54

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:07

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:36

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 09:24

I need to poop.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 11:33

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:09

>>918
WILBUR!!!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:56

Hyperbolic functions for all.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:58

>>920
ho boy.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 15:49

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:33

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:39

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 02:34

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:06

You will die.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:11

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:29

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:24

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:36

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:06

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:19

I thought I was gay for a while, but realized I'd just switched to gay porn because I was bored with the straight stuff. I'd still rather fuck girls.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>933

I use "their" without thinking about it to refer to anyone whose gender I don't know regardless of the circumstances. There must be something wrong with me (LD`)

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:49

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (LD`)

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:55

Modern women suck. They're all entitlement whores. Feminism teaches them that they can have all the rights and no responsibilities, and they've all become vicious, spoiled little shits.

Hell with 'em.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:58

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 03:59

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( E-E)

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 06:46

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 08:43

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:33

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:36

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:52

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:58

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:15

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:45

What if
WHAT IF
solar

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 17:57

Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:27

i hate singular they as well

your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:42

>>950
I care. I care about all DQN visitors. If you have troubles with your relationships, then post it as it is instead of picking on innocent people.

>>953
Neither singular nor plural "they" affect mine nor anybody else's IQ in any way. Singular "they" could be used in a more formal conversation.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:34

There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:40

>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:51

My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.

958 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 00:53

>>956
I agree with Steve here.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:47

My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:23

There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.

Interesting.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:29

I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:39

Numbers everywhere. I'm not used to this whole "name" thing.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:52

I'm a wanted man in my own name

964 Name: the lowercase no grammar guy : 1993-09-7017 04:56

list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog

too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:01

which dqn would u fuk

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:49

>>965
meltingwax, duh.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:34

Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:40

>>964
Did they all post with names here or does this list contain there some assumed identities from IMs, IRC, other boards, forums, youtube, steam or other services than DQN?

>>965
I wish I wasn't myself. I would pick myself then.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:16

>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel

Haha.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:28

Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?

I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.

971 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7017 08:36

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972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:43

DQN
it's not a popularity contest

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:22

>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:53

It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:04

>>970
MAYBE SO MAYBE NOT
(actually not)

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:26

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!

977 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 13:29

>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:30

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 16:52

>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list

also i think i have a crush on literalka

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:32

I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:09

I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:19

Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 21:10

>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:12

Carnage!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:31

> Neuromancer

Great ideas, boring book.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:34

I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.

When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:51

>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:12

So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:16

>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:44

If you mean it literally, itfs not really necessary to say so.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 04:30

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FRIENDS PACKAGE OF JAPAN STUFF IS HERE

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:57

>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcycle
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect

If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 08:36

There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 09:02

>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 11:51

Suddenly, >>3 is relevant again.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 12:34

DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 13:40

>>992

>8: I've lost all my self-respect

I really wish I could read Japanese.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 19:53

Those were some nice noodles.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 20:00

I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.

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