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249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 23:57

>>246
Better yet: a sequel to The Truman Show where it's you watching The Truman Show, then you get all freaked out and they film you leaving the cinema live.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 04:20

My dog's birthday party! Ya yoy! Ya yoy!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 15:21

I want to lick your armpits.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 15:37

>>251
I have said this very often in my mind.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:34

I wanna smash your skull in with a hammer

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:46

My dog's bar mitzvah! Oy vey! Oy vey!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:17

Yeast tastes delicious and it gives me fizzy burps

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:45

Real ale tastes better at the pub than out of bottles. I wonder if there's some secondary fermentation trickery going on, or if it's just a placebo effect because I like pubs.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:49

Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 20:15

I really like power line tree-valleys.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 21:04

>>257
Friends right?

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 22:25

Perhaps if I had schizophrenia.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 01:28

I love you and I'm not writing love songs about you. MOST AWKWARD LIE EVER

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 03:23

but we do have schizophrenia >>260 remember

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 06:55

This thought is dedicated to you, <a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/640">Mr. >>640 of another thread</a>.

Let the double hyphen approximation die. It's ugly, unless automatically replaced (e.g. in MS Word).

People have to be taught about the importance of Alt+0151 and Alt+0150 (the em dash and the en dash). IMHO, the en dash should be used for transition to the em dash, because it's both just a bit longer than the hyphen, and round numbers are easier to remember for most people.

What the world actually needs is a typographic layout with all less commonly used symbols accessible via AltGr+ combinations (with labels printed on the keyboard).

I call for a special aa/dqn layout with SJIS symbols placed in a comfortable Dvorak-like style.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 06:58

Correction: Mr. >>640 of another thread.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:00

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:34

Option-hyphen: –
Option-shift-hyphen: ―
Option-[: “
Option-shift-[: ”
Option-]: ‘
Option-shift-]: ’

Yeah, I have had Internet morons wonder why I’m spending so much time on these alt-codes.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 11:52

Jesus Christ, it smells like something died in there.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 14:07

>>264
I think the Compose key should become a standard. As far as I'm aware, Windows doesn't even support it.

I'm fine with the double hyphen approximation in the same way I'm fine with "this", 'this', `this' or ``this''. People also use symbols where they make no semantic sense: > for quotes, * for bullet points, and so on. The fact that ASCII is largely obsolete hasn't made people any less lazy.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 20:29

To be honest, I'm simply not one for the red leaves. It's not that they aren't beautiful, it's that they represent, or at least seem to represent, the very antithesis of what it is I fell in love with. The image they conjure is less that of silent devotion and more that of a toothless grin and a tear rolling down one cheek. It's like that moment of weightlessness when the lift cable snaps.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 01:23

'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round, I get around.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 02:51

I want a shota.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 03:25

Kinda weird to think that I was a shota at one point in my life. I wonder if I was shota-moe.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:49

But incredibly more lost in the details of waking.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 12:17

Teenage girls with ESP.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 04:09

I'm overwhelmed by my own inadequacy

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 08:13

Foolish me, thinking I could possibly actually get any work done today.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 12:17

>>271
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this song is in my head now!!!

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 18:28

Hahaha, that's going to scar.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:34

Head just split in half, straight down the middle. There we go.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:41

>>278
Puff, the magic draaaaaagonnnnnn

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:32

oh, FUCK YOU >>281

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:52

I just thought "Would I rather be here, surrounded by children like sardines listening to the Black Eyed Peas, or at home planting my seed in a horny schoolgirl? I chose the latter.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 03:24

>>281
Liiiiived byyy the seaaaaa

Dammit!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 04:17

i'm mildly happy at night, knowing i'm about to spend the next few hours unconscious. too bad i'll have to wake up...

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 05:52

The future is frightening. You would think that having a promising future with so many exciting possibilities would be inspiring, but I find it suffocating.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 09:58

I can try to extra stage!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 10:00

( ˃ ヮ˂) I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE BROKEN PIECES!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 12:45

What's better for video chatting, SIP or XMPP?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 17:27

I wonder what maids taste like.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 18:01

DQN is now /r9k/. Faggots.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:59

I
like
big
BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:11

I like older cell phones.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:19

It's okay, I'll assault Augustgrad tomorrow.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:28

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 21:09

DQN is so /jp/! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 22:40

Totenae meteo.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 23:23

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 00:18

>>298
Surround em-dashes with spaces ― and voila ― this article is magically much more readable.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 00:55

ATCH ATCH ATCH ATCH EMAIL ME BACK

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 01:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITT GA SUKI!!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 02:45

Whenever I see the word "walk" in print, I mentally read it to rhyme with "talc".

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 04:14

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 05:26

Kike wops!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:35

>>291 You're a chump for knowing enough about /r9k/ to make the comparison. Also, "faggots"? Seriously?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:21

Trees are god damn amazing.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:31

>>305
take it easy

>>286
the brainwashing is causing you cognitive dissonance, huh

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 12:10

>>306
Second

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 14:12

atch atch atch

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:40

I hate notepads with thin paper. I would much rather have half as many pages, but twice as thick paper.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:49

>>310
That would be prefect. I know what you mean.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:03

>>305
/r9k/ -> /pol/, /sci/ -> feels
DQN -> feels

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:39

>>306
I know right? They really are fascinating if you think about it.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:46

my neck

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 18:39

Coiling and clotting. My poor lungs.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:07

I hate soda.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:16

>>316
Me too. I don't really know what about it makes people like it. I pretty much just drink water, tea, and juice.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:17

I had another dream where I was watching Everybody Loves Clonepa on Cartoon Network. It had a Robot Chicken level of pacing going on, and did that repeating TV viewers bit from the threads.

If that was a real show, I'd get cable just to watch it.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 20:34

I wonder what happened to that guy who said "penis cocking" a lot a long while ago. I hope that he's living a good life.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:21

>>312
Doesn't -> mean imply?

I'm not doing a thing, I really don't know.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:29

What's this fuss about /r9k/? I thought it was a board a few years ago which disallowed duplicate posts. I heard it was closed and then... reopened? Is its idea the same? Because I remember its first days, it was rather fun.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:31

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:40

>>321
You visited 4chan in 2008? GTFO my 4-ch. Not even joking. You don't belong here.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 23:49

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T WANNA
YES I DO
OKAAAY
WELPGIMMIEE

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 05:33

Cool! Found a Casio VL-1 in the shed today. The record function acts weird and makes a loud beep followed by the actual tone, but I can't complain.

Doubles as a keyboard and cal-cool-later.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 05:39

GYYPPPSYY WOMMMAAAN

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:31

I want a teapot.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 08:06

I suspect that this isn't going to end well.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 11:59

*ting*

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:26

That nice one with the hunting horns and the jangly bits.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 16:22

Hurry up and leave so I can masturbate.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 18:27

>>331
"Don't open the door, I don't want to hide my erect penis in embarrassment."

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 21:31

Rhythmic wailing!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 23:23

>>332
At least then I've have more to cover.

I certainly don't want anyone to see my flaccid penis. How embarrassing that would be.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 23:46

>>334 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 00:41

>>335
Please don't bully me. It's genetics' fault.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 01:06

>>330
Horns and jangly bits sounds like Suika Ibuki.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 01:14

KNIFE DANCING

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:27

Good evening, DQN. I'm spending my friday night with cup noodles and Hunter x Hunter

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:47

>>339
I'm spending it with a ham+mayo bagel and buying scooter parts!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:54

>>336
I was not bullying you. What you typed was just funny. Cheer up.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 06:48

>>339
I had band practice. Then I read some of Hilbert's Geometry And The Imagination over cigarettes and coffee. Now I will sleep. Good night, DQN.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 09:32

I'M GONNA NUKE YOU ALL MUHAHAHAHAHA

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 15:39

There, you feel that pulse? That's the problem.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 18:18

pm sent

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 19:30

I would work through this mathematics textbook, but I feel uncomfortable writing in this notepad. Plus I'd prefer to have the book in dead tree format. If I read it on the computer, I will just get distracted. Not to mention it isn't the latest edition of this particular textbook, but I have to use this one because it's what my brain decided.

My plan to relearn mathematics isn't working out at all.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 20:28

I cannot follow that child, ribbit. Choose it from rebridged; play it.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 20:39

>>346
http://www.khanacademy.org/
Don't worry, the non-porn side of the internet is always here for you.

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