[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:11

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710

By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:23

feeeeeet licking and belly rubbing and neck kissing~

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 14:58

Adding milk to Black T. I suppose next I shall be adding sugar and a biscuit on the side - hah!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 15:21

Our sexual crossdressing hijinks brings out my teenage desire to do Loveless roleplay. I am so totally okay with this.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 16:33

CLOSE THIS TAB AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:29

No.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:14

I'm SAD!

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:20

Fruit for the living, flowers for the dead.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:56

Soap for the body, shampoo for the head.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 19:17

I wonder what the turnout will be?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 20:10

And we shall continue, time and time again, until you no longer fear it.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:59

Bran!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:14

Mittens is such a cute word.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 02:30

I wish I could think of something to say to start a conversation so I could have fun talking to you instead of sitting here being all sad and stupid.

Guess I'll take a shower.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 04:40

Well, fuck.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 06:35

>>815
Cracklin' Oats Bran

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 07:45

Why did you choose Obama?

Why in the world would a sane person vote for Obama?!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 08:49

cos he's better than the moron!

i mean mormon

he he he

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 09:59

Well, on the upside, now you guys are the establishment.

Enjoy!

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 10:48

Haha! Suck on that, fungus!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 12:51

>>820
When you're given the choice between Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, you don't have much leeway.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 13:12

Perhaps I'm a communist.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 14:33

Even the first two letters are enough to set my heart aflutter!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:38

Why would you choose a sexist rich-white-boy homophobic racist poor person hating bigot?!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 20:04

>>827

Obama's not white! He just acts white.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:46

I'm white!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:08

I wwwwant to fix
cro
cro cro
cro

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:23

I'd rather be white than right!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:54

I can hear the train, but I can't go see it.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 23:54

You never hear about the most successful criminals.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31

Maybe I should become a serial killer. That would impress her.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:27

>>833
Sometimes they write communiqués

836 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:30

Develop in a predictable order.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:08

>>834
Shut the fuck up about Emily, Bruno.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:29

>>837
Tokiko please stop ruining the internet with your ticks obsession it's probably annoying people.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:18

It's cold. I can't sleep. I keep waking my girlfriend up so she told me to get out of bed. Bored!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 09:08

But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 11:35

I don't care! Stop thinking I do.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:28

I'm not making any progress whatsoever.

843 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 13:23

It snowed!

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:00

"A life without tragedies" indeed.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:27

Alllll finished.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 18:14

>>837
I'm not Bruno and I'm not referring to an Emily.

Nice try, though?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:00

I was born ugly. Why can't I identify as an attractive person and be treated as such?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:03

I scratched my bumhole and now my finger smells like poop

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:20

I need to talk to her, before she forgets me

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:55

In your favour.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:30

Of course she won't reply.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:17

Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 23:10

>>852
It already does.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:37

>>848
Careful, man. Correlation isn't automatically causation. Where else has your finger been recently?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 08:57

I don't like food any more.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:13

LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:16

http://i.imgur.com/r5veI.jpg

anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:29

cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 18:40

Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:18

Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:53

I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:50

>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:10

I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:28

Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:49

like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.

  • 5oz delsym
  • some orange juice
  • 2 bottles of robopillz
  • 1/2 shot of gin
  • 20oz 7up
  • an empty bottle
  • paper towel
  • a strainer
  • a fork
  • a knife

pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!

now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 12:18

Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".

867 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7011 15:15

Something.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:10

Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 19:46

Inside doesn't matter.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:12

I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.

Two.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:18

>>870
Are you inviting your buddy Jack?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:59

Because it's midnight!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:01

The feet Joe or something

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:12

All drama, all the time.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:21

On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.

JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:29

As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:36

Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:12

>>870
How'd it go?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:41

>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.

At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:23

Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:57

i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:32

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:03

This is the easy one.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:19

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 14:16

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:23

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:26

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 17:02

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:59

Ack!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:46

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:49

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:23

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:09

A$AP

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:26

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:23

Does DQN have an irc channel?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:46

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:49

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 02:10

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 07:47

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 09:06

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17

What time is it?

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