[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:11

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710

By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:30

Of course she won't reply.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:17

Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 23:10

>>852
It already does.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:37

>>848
Careful, man. Correlation isn't automatically causation. Where else has your finger been recently?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 08:57

I don't like food any more.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:13

LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:16

http://i.imgur.com/r5veI.jpg

anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:29

cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 18:40

Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:18

Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:53

I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:50

>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:10

I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:28

Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:49

like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.

  • 5oz delsym
  • some orange juice
  • 2 bottles of robopillz
  • 1/2 shot of gin
  • 20oz 7up
  • an empty bottle
  • paper towel
  • a strainer
  • a fork
  • a knife

pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!

now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 12:18

Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".

867 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7011 15:15

Something.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:10

Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 19:46

Inside doesn't matter.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:12

I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.

Two.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:18

>>870
Are you inviting your buddy Jack?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:59

Because it's midnight!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:01

The feet Joe or something

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:12

All drama, all the time.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:21

On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.

JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:29

As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:36

Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:12

>>870
How'd it go?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:41

>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.

At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:23

Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:57

i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:32

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:03

This is the easy one.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:19

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 14:16

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:23

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:26

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 17:02

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:59

Ack!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:46

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:49

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:23

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:09

A$AP

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:26

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:23

Does DQN have an irc channel?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:46

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:49

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 02:10

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 07:47

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 09:06

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17

What time is it?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:21

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:36

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

908 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:43

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 18:47

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

910 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 19:44

no u, >>909. no u

911 Name: Neo-Menchi!lWV9WxNHV. : 1993-09-7013 20:50

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 21:44

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 22:09

>>913's big secret.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:43

>>913's big scrotum

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:58

>>913's big ears.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:54

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:07

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:36

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 09:24

I need to poop.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 11:33

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:09

>>918
WILBUR!!!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:56

Hyperbolic functions for all.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:58

>>920
ho boy.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 15:49

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:33

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:39

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 02:34

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:06

You will die.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:11

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:29

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:24

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:36

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:06

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:19

I thought I was gay for a while, but realized I'd just switched to gay porn because I was bored with the straight stuff. I'd still rather fuck girls.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>933

I use "their" without thinking about it to refer to anyone whose gender I don't know regardless of the circumstances. There must be something wrong with me (´Д`)

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:49

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (´Д`)

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:55

Modern women suck. They're all entitlement whores. Feminism teaches them that they can have all the rights and no responsibilities, and they've all become vicious, spoiled little shits.

Hell with 'em.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:58

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 03:59

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( ・-・)

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 06:46

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 08:43

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:33

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:36

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:52

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:58

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:15

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

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